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| Friday, May 28th, 2004 | |
| 2:50 am | Ju Jube So, I was in grade 9 (or so) when that fucking awful Sunny D ad was out, and I wrote this to mock it. My friends and I really wanted to film it, but none of us had cameras then... ( I guess it's kinda lame...but I WAS in grade 9 at the time! ) Oh, and shit man, tonight I turned into a sexy, pink haired robot. ( PROOF! ) Current Mood: rollin' in my grave Current Music: MONKEY VS ROBOT |
| Thursday, May 13th, 2004 | |
| 1:22 am | Just an excuse to show sexy old men. Ignore everything else. As I am the self-proclaimed old man lover, I insist that all (or most, at least) old men be appreciated. However, lately I’ve noticed that it’s a pretty select group of old men that get attention for their looks (eg- Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Pierce Bronsen, Benicio Del Toro, etc), and to quote Hall & Oats, “I can’t go for that. Noooo. No can do.” These, my friends, are the mature, overlooked men that I believe deserve some credit…. ( Not old, just ripe! ) Current Mood: Bored out of le skull. Current Music: Silence. |
| Thursday, April 22nd, 2004 | |
| 2:31 am | "Remember master, masturbation is a sin" I want....no, NEED Uma Thurman in Kill Bill/ Elvis glasses.   I have an exam in 6 hours, and then I AM DONE!!!! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, and fuck you! Current Mood: asstastic Current Music: My dumb, loud suitemates |
| Sunday, April 18th, 2004 | |
| 7:34 am | The next Welcome to the Dollhouse It is my sweet pleasure to give you this movie trailer. It actually made me start laughing like nuts! Current Mood:  tiredCurrent Music: TIRED |
| Friday, April 9th, 2004 | |
| 1:27 am | I look like poo and I smell like poo because I'm made of poo. |
| Tuesday, April 6th, 2004 | |
| 8:12 pm | Ashley writes for Vice? Put your first name into google image search, and pick the 3 best results. Ashley's results have commentary! ( I'm going to hell... ) Current Mood:  cynicalCurrent Music: I am seeing Squarepusher tonight. |
| Thursday, March 25th, 2004 | |
| 12:21 am | Ashley looks somewhat intelligent in this post.... Hmmmm... This movie looks fucking awesome Saved (Click the box in order to view the trailer...in case you didn't realize because you're "special") Today between classes I went to the library and read the play The Read Inspector Hound. It was awesome! Theater of the Absurd rules at being awesome. I also went to this lecture about the life and death of Jesus Christ from both Christian and Islamic points of view. It was very interesting, but the Islamic representative was a pretty boring speaker. Knowledgeable, but dry. The Muslim speaker REALLY pissed my friend Omar off because although the speaker is a Muslim, he's also Ahmedyyah (it's a sect of Islam). Omar is part of the biggest and original sect of Islam, and they have some differing opinions to the Ahmedyyahs. He describes it as "Ahmeddyah is a new sect and isn't too highly looked upon among most Muslims.....the best metaphor is Ahmedyyah to Islam is what Mormons are to Christians" Anyhow, the speaker was stating certain views and events that some Muslims share, but many don't. But he didn't make the distinction, so a significant amount of people at the lecture must have assumed that all Muslims share these views (it was mostly dealing with how Christ died/ didn't die, and why). This evening I had wanted to go to Bloor Cinema to see Power and Terror: Noam Chomsky In Our Times, which is a documentary about his views about Sept 11 and the aftermath. I didn't end up going so I could go to the lecture, but I bet I'll be able to get it at the library pretty soon. Plus, I've read that although he's really interesting, the way the documentary is presented is really fucking boring. Alisium Oxide came to visit me last weekend. We had fun! She didn't get carded at the bar, so we drank, danced to shitty music (they would only play half a song at a time-wtf?), and played foozeball. We saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which was FUCKING CRAZY INSANELY AMAZING!!! See it. Now. We got bubble tea with a bunch of geeks (I kidd, I kidd), and made Jeff take us to Krispy Kreme. Then we got high, and all weird. Allison and I wouldn't talk to Mr Batcher, because he sketched us out, and kept saying random shit about Lord of the Rings. Then Ali and went downtown, and got Greg's ice cream, and street meat. And I bit something hard, that influenced me to throw the rest of the hotdog out. Gross. Apparently I might have strep throat, as my roommate came down with what I have, went to the doctor's, and he thinks that's what it is. She'll find out tomorrow. Awesome. Tomorrow I will buy Fight Club, the novel, for my film class. I must then read it quickly. On Friday I must do 3 experiments at a lab for Psychology bonus marks. They're "Timing of First Sexual Intercourse", "Do your emotions have a colour?" and "Discovering the Many Aspects of the Self". This is actually just filling out questionnaires for 3 hours, but I get 3% towards my final mark just for doing it. This long post calls for a ( picture!! ) Current Mood:  productiveCurrent Music: "lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven!" |
| Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004 | |
| 3:08 am | Hang the DJ I have not updated in a long time. This is due to my busy, yet uninteresting life and not wanting to plague you with boring details. Until this!! I was looking at my Royal Tenenbaums poster, and realized that my suitemate Ayaz TOTALLY like Ari Tenenbaum!! ( Proof! ) Let's see...well, last week was awful. I had to pull 2 all nighters, I thought I wasn't going to be allowed to hand in this paper worth 20% of my mark because it was 10 minutes late, and if that was the case I wouldn't get excepted into my program next year, blah blah blah. But it all worked out and I am happy Ashley again!! :D I was sitting beside this guy today in class who's breath smelled like rotten horse shit. Every time he yawned it wofted towards me, and make me nearly gag. Even an hour after class I had to smell perfume to get the smell out of my mind. Ummm...for a while I was semi-dating (casually, hanging out dating) Dan, the ex drummer from Serial Joe. He's actually really great drummer, even my awesomely good drummer friend Oscar thinks so. And he got much better looking and less fat. And has good taste in music. And doesn't like talking about Serial Joe. But I think he thinks I'm not interested in him because I never returned his phone calls. But that's just cause I hate the phone. Next year I really want to live closer to downtown, but it's A LOT more expensive and the commute would be a bitch. So we'll see how it goes. Finally, I have a fully, completely love/hate relationship with ( this ) fucking show!! It's so retarded, but I'm addicted to it. And with that, I'm out. Current Mood:  contemplativeCurrent Music: The Smiths - Panic |
| Wednesday, February 18th, 2004 | |
| 1:38 pm | SOMEONE!!! Someone that lives in the Burly aread, come see (my husband) Andrew WK/ Viking Club with me tonight!! I really don't wanna go by myself. Okay, I just don't wanna go home at night by myself. I'll whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine if nobody will go. Maybe I should actually update this thing soon... |
| Wednesday, January 21st, 2004 | |
| 11:09 pm | More than anything I live for father fuck! Since I haven't updated this chigger in so long, I figured I might as well. Today I watched Slacker and Do the Right Thing. They were both awesome. Fight the power. I like going on rottentomatoes.com, and searching for movies, and then renting them from York's awesome library. But it's becoming difficult to find hyped up films from the 90's that I have my heart set on seeing as a result of reading old Entertainment Weekly's that Gill didn't throw out after she had a subscription in the mid 90's. Seriously- has anyone on my friends list seen Spanking the Monkey?? That was SO coolin' for a while, and now impossible for me to find. I also rented Gods and Monsters, and Delicatessen. I also intend on renting Microcosmos. It's this crazy French children's film which uses microscopic cameras and high-resolution microphones to film insects and stuff. Remember that Philosopher Kings video with the snails mating? Uh huh. There's a scene exactly like that in the movie (the music video might've even been just part of the movie, I dunno) I dig how I'm really starting to see allusions and connections to other films within films, and I pick up little details I would've probably never seen before. I doubt it even has to do with being a film student, I think it's just because I've been watching a freakish amount of movies lately. As...uh....you can probably tell from this post. This weekend I'm going home. If you want to hang with me, tell me on here. I am going to play Allison's new drums (whether she likes it or not), and watch the 3 Godfathers. Word. For this boring post, I shall leave you with ( this ), courtesy of the Batcher... Oh yes, and I'm cleaning up my friends list. If I get rid of you, and you want to be added back, just tell me, and I shall. Current Mood: tiredCurrent Music: Weezer...I mean, uhhh....they're NOT my guilty pleasure... |
| Thursday, January 15th, 2004 | |
| 2:50 am | "Amazing!"  Current Mood: not tired...bleh Current Music: Soul Coughing - Needle to the Bar |
| Sunday, January 11th, 2004 | |
| 10:58 pm | I want a res life. If I could settle down. Then I would settle down. First of all.... I NEED someone to go see The Marble Index at the Horseshoe with meeeee tomorrow night (Jan 12th)! I really, really want to go, but I don't want to go downtown, at night, by myself. It's a free show, and they're REALLY fucking good live. So go! Also, I haven't taken many pictures at res, so I took some the other night. Keep in mind that the people are definitely, definitely drunk here. I also didn't feel like resizing the pictures. So suck it up, bitches. ( Yorkin it up ) Current Mood: warmCurrent Music: Cibo Matto - Know Your Chicken |
| Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 | |
| 2:20 am | Spike Jonze is my boyfriend. This afternoon Kelbot, Andrea, Kaitin, and myself went looking for a vinyl bra for Kelly's art project. We went to Private Pleasures, the Stag Shop, and La Vie En Rose, to no avail. We decided that we would all go into the sex business: one as a shooter girl, one as a stripper, one as a hooters girl, and one as a dominatrix. (Note: you cannot hold us to these statements) Tonight I went to the Dickens with Rae, Jimmy and Darren. Rae and I couldn't stop laughing at the Jame Heaslip story (which I deemed useless to describe on here, because it's only funny if you know him, his sister, and his dad). I think I'm going to marry James. We'll just watch excessive amounts of movies all the time. Oh wait! That's already our lives... Jimmy and I toughed it out and walked in the rain. It was made bearable by playing the "who would you rather fuck?" game. Highlights include: Roseanne or Rita McNeil? Stephen Hawking or Bill Gates? Martha Stewart or Rosie O'Donnell? Larry Flynt or John Goodman? Pure awesome that you may or may not have already seen Edit note: Thank Kelbot, I almost forgot to mention the highlight of the motherfucking day! When we were driving down Cumberland, Andrea and I were lucky enough to spot a fantastic little guy that just oozed fucking style. He was strolling along, giant headphones on, East Indian goatee on face. It's difficult to describe his unreal coolness, but let's just say it's on par with a 60 year old, less mainstream Andre 3000. We turned the car around, just so we could spread the love to this little treasure, but he had gone down the bike path by the time we passed by again. We agreed that if we ever see him again we'll just say "What are YOU doing in Burlington?!!" Current Mood:  pleasedCurrent Music: Chris Cunningham DVD |
| Monday, December 22nd, 2003 | |
| 5:34 pm | Maybe I should just start taking heroin... Ughhhhhh, I totally have the flu. Anyone that hasn't got the flu shot, I do suggest you tap that ASAP. I think my parents are trying to torture me. I keep asking them to buy me soup and NyQuil, and they keep "forgetting". They obviously enjoy watching me suffer. Oh god, I think Train have to be my least favourite band in the world, ever. They're just atrocious. They make me want to pierce my eardrums with the intent to cause deafness. Sure, I won't be able to hear good music, and life will be a lot more inconvenient, but I will never have to hear "Naaaaahhh nahhhhh nahhhhhh Callllling alllll angelllllllls" again. It would be worth it. It's also really uncool that I still have so much shopping to do for Christmas. It doesn't matter if I'm a stinky, bloody pool of death tomorrow, I have to haul my ass to the mall. Okay, so yeah...maybe this is an angsty post... Stuff I DO like -The song I am listening to right now -My kitten -John and Ali for finally buying me soup -Banana Bread -The song Nuclear War by Yo La Tengo...heh heh...little kids swearing... Current Mood: SICK! Current Music: Monks - Drugs In My Pocket |
| Saturday, December 20th, 2003 | |
| 5:03 pm | Boooooooooooooooooo So yeah, after doing all this inviting and planning I actually thought that Dance Cave was going to happen, but everyone suddenly got all "Oh, I don't want to go all the way to Toronto, etc" So yeah...I guess it's not happening. I am sad. I guess we'll try again some other time, or something. Current Mood: tiredCurrent Music: No Doubt - It's My Life |
| 3:20 am | Simmer simmer simmer do-wn. Simmer simmer simmer dow-owwnn Arg. I wanted to go to Boys Night Out tonight, but several people told me it was sold out, which it wasn't! Boo to that. I went to Greg's "party", and we watched Bambi. Uhh, weeeird? haha. I love the twitterpated part. Last night was smashtastic!! John was awesome enough to come with me to see bands at Lee's Palace. We went to see The Postage Stamps and they were (as per usual) super duper, cause they're neat like that, AND I was pleasantly surprised that another band, The Meligrove Band ruled to severe levels! Like, for serious!! And their ( bass player )was a babe. He made me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class...There was this other hot guy at the venue wearing this Kids in the Hall shirt, which only made him doubly hot. Dizam. C'mon kids, COME TO DANCE CAVE TOMORROW!!!! You know you want to ;) I shall be there, and other people shall as well. And we will have a kickin good time!! (Ed note: There is no goddamn reason why my html shouldn't be working! I keep trying to change it, but it's just a stupid bug, and hopefully it will work tomorrow. Grrr) Current Mood: itchy eyed Current Music: The French Kicks |
| Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 | |
| 2:12 am | You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists...you come down to this... So, lately I've been reading this book (yeah, for pleasure, not for school), and it's basically a study of the human body. And it got me thinking about how most people see their bodies as a sexual symbol, and so many people hate their bodies when they're not perfect. But then when you actually think of your body as a tool to help you accomplish certain acts, it becomes apparent that a body that is free of deformities and complications is actually pretty fucking cool. So yeah, my body totally fucking rules cause I can, like, climb stairs, and use language as a form of communication, and take a pee pretty easily, and use a stapler and stuff. On a completely different note, I completely admit that I am in love with watching this damn show!  I just think it's funny and ridiculous, and even though Paris Hilton is apparently uncool now, she's SO my wife. Oh yeah, and I was thinking of going to Dance Cave with some of my Burlington friends this saturday...but I dunno. Who else would want to go? Current Mood:  awakeCurrent Music: M Doughty |
| Wednesday, December 10th, 2003 | |
| 12:14 am | Confused about stuffs Lately I've been going ( ... ) Current Mood: hurrrrrtinnnngggg Current Music: New Britney Spears courtesy of Chantal (shudder inducing) |
| Friday, December 5th, 2003 | |
| 3:05 pm | I really should just advertise good movies for a living... Okay, like seriously. Why I did not provide a link to this when I first saw it when I saw Elephant...I do not know. All I'm saying is Michel Gondry/ Charlie Kaufman... Just watching the trailer makes me freak out giddy!! Gar!! Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Current Mood: excitedCurrent Music: me in my underwear cause my roommate's not heeeere! |
| Saturday, November 29th, 2003 | |
| 11:34 pm | Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say. ( It took waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long to make... ) Current Mood: tiredCurrent Music: Sold For A Smile |
