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Intercourse with Comrade Dan [08 Jun 2004|01:45] [ music | Toots & The Maytals - Having a Party ] Felix Baccardi (01:37:23): BOOGER BRAINS Danny Hambright (01:37:31): har har har. Felix Baccardi (01:37:43): I JUST CALLED YOU BOOGER BRAINS Felix Baccardi (01:37:51): ARE YOU NOT GOING TO CHALLENGE MY ACCUSATION Danny Hambright (01:38:08): I'm not going to dignify it with a response. Felix Baccardi (01:38:39): WELL THEN, IN THAT RESPECT, YOU HAVE FAILED, SIR Danny Hambright (01:39:03): Yeah I surmise so. 2 … +

To whom it may concern: [05 Jun 2004|15:51] [ music | Metroid Prime - Chozo Ruins ] Online petitions don't work. 3 … +

[05 Jun 2004|01:23] [ music | Air - Talisman ] Poll #303745 Open to: All, results viewable to: All What is your favorite color? View Answers What is your favorite flavor ice cream? View Answers What superpower would you like to have? View Answers What is your favorite animal? View Answers What is your favorite candy bar? View Answers What is your favorite movie? View Answers What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? View Answers What is your CB handle? View Answers What is your favorite band? View Answers What do you think of moustaches? View Answers What is your favorite number? View Answers What is your favorite bug? View Answers What is your favorite book? View Answers Where were you born? View Answers 1 … +

[02 Jun 2004|13:37] [ music | The Slackers - I'll Stay Away ] I don't think anyone else understands just how stressful it is for me to be without my bracelets. 2 … +

[28 May 2004|00:51] [ music | Latyrx - Burnt Pride ] Eddie Izzard is okay... not really all that funny, but he's okay enough, I guess. 5 … +

[26 May 2004|05:13] [ music | The Slackers - Old Days ] You would never guess from reading my LJ that I am actually a well-rounded person with genuine feelings and emotions. Sometimes, I forget that myself. 4 … +

[19 May 2004|17:10] 5 … +

[19 May 2004|00:37] Yup. +

[13 May 2004|14:10] Poll #292944 Open to: All, results viewable to: All What's your favorite musical instrument? View Answers +

RE: IMDb Message Boards [13 May 2004|02:18] I was wrong. IGN message boards are even worse. 1 … +

[10 May 2004|23:58] [ music | Chrono Trigger - Time Circuits ] Poll #291627 Open to: All, results viewable to: All What's your favorite web site? View Answers +

[09 May 2004|00:59] [ music | Chrono Trigger - People without a Hope ] I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that a good deal of the rumble controllers that pass through my hands at the GameStop where I work have been up a customer's ass at one time or another. A lot of money. 2 … +

[08 May 2004|23:45] [ mood | D: ] [ music | Gaming FM - Modern Console ] Today at work, I was told that I look like this man: 1 … +

[08 May 2004|01:42] [ music | chrono trigger ost - wind scene ] omg dun u guyz miss buffy???!??1?1/ 2 … +

[03 May 2004|15:15] [ music | The Slackers - Contemplation ] Happy birthday Nick buddy! +

[02 May 2004|21:26] [ music | The Slackers - Tonight ] I'm watching this Land of Lost Monsters on Animal Planet, and they TOTALLY recycled footage of a megatherium swiping the shit out of a smilodon from Walking with Prehistoric Beasts. +

[02 May 2004|09:15] [ music | (Gaming FM - Classic Console) ] Has anybody ever been to the imdb.com message boards? Everyone there is fucking retarded, I swear. 2 … +

[02 May 2004|01:35] [ music | The Smiths - Reel Around the Fountain ] Based on poll results and comments left, I've determined that of the 79 people that list my journal as a friend, only about 10 of you really read it. 8 … +

[02 May 2004|00:20] [ music | Andre 3000 - Spread ] Felix Baccardi©: No, *I* love Ashley Felix Baccardi©: Ashley, I love you. I Love Ashley: NO I DO!! Felix Baccardi©: Billy was saying earlier Felix Baccardi©: He thinks you smell bad I Love Ashley: ...... Felix Baccardi©: He says you smell like dirty diapers. Felix Baccardi©: I happen to think you smell like vanilla ice cream I love Billy: good for me Felix Baccardi©: And I told him so. I love Billy: ok Felix Baccardi©: But he disagreed. I Love Ashley: ok shut up.. just shut up.. shut up I love Billy: wol I love Billy: wool I love Billy: i hate this woom so bad Felix Baccardi©: She hates this room because YOU'RE in it, Billy. 3 … +

omg u guyz r all so meen [29 Apr 2004|23:32] [ music | Ween - L.M.L.Y.P. ] My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul felixbaccardi goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as man covered in blood. ashes4 gives you 10 light blue lime-flavoured gummy fruits. bmw tricks you! You lose 7 pieces of candy! dinamika tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy! dropkickchic gives you 15 blue strawberry-flavoured pieces of chewing gum. jhen tricks you! You get an old sock. kurisu926 tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy! mauveine gives you 12 tan watermelon-flavoured miniature candy bars. reversiblelady tricks you! You get an old sock. travisofarabia tricks you! You lose 5 pieces of candy! villainousbob tricks you! You get a block of wood. felixbaccardi ends up with 21 pieces of candy, an old sock, an old sock, and a block of wood. Go trick-or-treating! Username: Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern. 6 … +

[26 Apr 2004|13:30] So, who's up for a BJ? 1 … +

[23 Apr 2004|15:42] [ mood | uncertain ] [ music | The Gladiators - The Warrior ] Poll #283558 Open to: All, results viewable to: All Which should I buy? View Answers http://www.kangolstore.com/cgi-bin/hats.storefront/40896e4a016f8aa2ead1c0a80a65075d/Product/View/G402325BC04 2 (18.2%) http://fleshlight.com/main/prodinfo.cfm?id=31 9 (81.8%) 4 … +

[23 Apr 2004|12:58] Poll #283473 Open to: All, results viewable to: All What's your favorite flavor poop? View Answers +

[22 Apr 2004|23:29] [ music | Steel Pulse - Chant a Psalm ] Ok so here are the details on the Smash Bros tournie: $5 entrance fee, winner takes all One-on-one timed 5-minute matches Random levels Random items I'll work out the dates and other info once it's determined who's coming. 7 … +

[22 Apr 2004|15:33] [ music | Placebo - Come Home ] Felix Baccardi (15:30:51): Maybe I can get Hailey in Felix Baccardi (15:31:04): I just don't know how I feel about getting a 16 year old high school girl drunk Felix Baccardi (15:31:09): In order to beat her at Smash Brothers. 1 … +

[21 Apr 2004|01:19] So who wants to get together this summer and have a Super Smash Bros Melee tournament? 7 … +

[19 Apr 2004|20:45] Gonna make ya beg, gonna make ya spread yer leg. Gonna want it, gonna get it, and you'll never regret it. 3 … +

[17 Apr 2004|09:17] [ music | Joy Division - Disorder ] Poll #280265 Open to: All, results viewable to: All Which literary or cinematic depiction of the future most appeals to you? View Answers +

[17 Apr 2004|00:11] [ music | (Secret Agent: SofaFM) ] Poll #280162 Open to: All, results viewable to: All Has there ever been anyone you saw on a practically day-to-day basis that you couldn't determine the gender of? View Answers Yes 7 (70.0%) No 3 (30.0%) 2 … +

[15 Apr 2004|02:53] [ music | Yo La Tengo - We're an American Band ] Hey, guess what! Yup! That's right! Black Eyed Peas suck! 3 … +

[13 Apr 2004|03:32] [ music | Yo La Tengo - Green Arrow ] BED NOW! FOR THE GOODNESS! +

SO LONG SUCKERS [08 Apr 2004|15:52] [ mood | out 4 da weekend ] Felix Baccardi (15:50:33): Ok I'm leaving now cookiemonster9Y (15:50:36): cool cookiemonster9Y (15:50:50): drive safe! Felix Baccardi (15:51:02): NO +

A Memo [06 Apr 2004|03:11] [ music | The Fall - Dresden Dolls ] To: Mad Magazine Cc: MadTv From: Felix Baccardi RE: Recent Work Stop. 2 … +

[06 Apr 2004|01:04] [ music | Ra - High Tech/Sex ] Journal entry from 06/27/2000: I was pissed off today, so I broke a GI Joe I found a month ago. I suppose it really wasn't his fault, and I shouldn't have taken my anger out on him, but I gave him ample warning and he accepted his fate. +

[06 Apr 2004|00:55] [ music | The Stooges - 1970 ] TARZAN THE MONKEY MAN, SWINGING FROM A RUBBER BAND, TRIPS, FALLS, BREAKS HIS BALLS, WHAT COLOR WAS HIS BUTT? +

[04 Apr 2004|00:14] [ music | Add N to (X) - Incinerator No.1 ] Just to let you know, the worst comic strip ever has moved, and is now located at: http://www.creators.com/comics_show.cfm?comicname=din 2 … +

[03 Apr 2004|00:32] [ mood | Intelligent Qube ] I want to take the "What kind of mermaid are you?" LJ quiz, but I'm afraid of what the knowledge would do to me. +

[02 Apr 2004|01:54] [ music | Chrono Trigger - Battle with Magus ] Felix Baccardi©: Hi guys. ~†ake®~: ehlow shortysquidget: hey Felix Baccardi©: How's it hangin'? ~†ake®~: id let ya know but i can`t be botherd to check at the moment =oP lol shortysquidget: lol Felix Baccardi©: Oh yeha? Felix Baccardi©: Well Felix Baccardi©: YOU JUST GOT SERVED shortysquidget: served what Felix Baccardi©: Exactly. ~†ake®~: lol Allllrighty then ~†ake®~: brb ~†ake®~: ^b shortysquidget: k Felix Baccardi©: Ooookay Felix Baccardi©: So Shorty Felix Baccardi©: Tell me Felix Baccardi©: What's your favorite animal? shortysquidget: mine? shortysquidget: i dont have one Felix Baccardi©: How can you not have one? shortysquidget: i just dont Felix Baccardi©: That's boring. shortysquidget: yup Felix Baccardi©: Well Felix Baccardi©: I guess it doesn't really matter. Felix Baccardi©: BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!! shortysquidget: what did you get that from Felix Baccardi©: I just made it up! +

[30 Mar 2004|22:11] [ music | Ween - I Play It Off Legit ] I just told you to- HEY! SHUT UP! +

[30 Mar 2004|00:50] [ music | Horace Andy - Don't Try To Use Me ] I am a ridiculous, ridiculous man. 2 … +

[29 Mar 2004|16:53] [ music | Derrick Harriott - Ike Bennett & The Crystalites (BIGUPRADIO Roots Reggae 24/7 Steady Rockin ] "He put 'boogers' on the grocery list! How can he do that?!" 1 … +

[28 Mar 2004|00:52] [ music | Pluto Shervington - Her I Am Baby ] I'll tell you what people DON'T like. You pointing out holes in their logic. They HATE that. 1 … +

[27 Mar 2004|09:19] [ mood | okay ] [ music | The Fall - To Nkroachment: Yarbles ] Poll #269418 Open to: All, results viewable to: All Which idea is more ridiculous? View Answers Intellectual property 6 (42.9%) Land ownership 8 (57.1%) 2 … +

[26 Mar 2004|15:23] [ music | Super Smash Brothers Melee - Great Bay ] My current desktop wallpaper. +

[26 Mar 2004|13:42] [ music | Chrono Trigger - World Revolution ] You know how they put stuff in cigarettes to make them burn longer? I wonder if they do stuff like that to other things, like adding things to keep cereal from going soggy so quickly, or to keep soda from losing its carbonation. 11 … +

[25 Mar 2004|19:30] [ music | Lloyd Charmers - Let's Get It On ] Dear Leslie Nielsen, circa 1994: Stop while you're ahead. Smiles and Sunshine, Felix Baccardi Dear Leslie Nielsen, circa 2004: I thought I told you to stop! Smiles and Sunshine, Felix Baccardi +

Palace Fun [23 Mar 2004|15:33] [ music | Metroid Prime - Chozo Artifact Temple ] Not a Carrot: hey Not a Carrot: asl Esmeralda ~ { B.T. }: hey Christianna: hi }¤freaky.shi†¤#: yuck# * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * how old are u * Not a Carrot * i asked u first lol Prinzess1515: you find naked girls yuck? * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * so tell me }¤freaky.shi†¤#: no * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * be a gentleman Not a Carrot: WTF * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * lol Not a Carrot: GOD ITS A SIMPLE QUESTION Not a Carrot: I JUST ASKED YOUR ASL * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * 27 Not a Carrot: YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE A * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * female Not a Carrot: O okay Baby: hey mike Christianna: 20/f * Not a Carrot * im 20 * Not a Carrot * where u live Baby: 16/f/sc u? * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * conn * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * u * Not a Carrot * maryland Baby: ok !!! us !!!: !ne 1 got goth cloths * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * so whats up * Not a Carrot * Oh not a lot. * Not a Carrot * I'm just waiting to go to work. * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * oh * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * what do you do Baby: who me? Baby: no this the only one i have lol * Not a Carrot * I repair and sell arcade video games. * Not a Carrot * (to another person) ur hot asl Baby: yea Baby: hold on but see if this one counts * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * cool * Not a Carrot * What about you? * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * i am not workin at the moment i am an at home mom Baby: 16/f/sc * Not a Carrot * You've got kids? Baby: u? Prinzess1515: whats wrong with your boobs * Esmeralda ~ { B.T. } * yup 2 Baby: lol maskedtint: lol * Not a Carrot * Later. No connection - Click Anywhere to enter a Palace 2 … +

[23 Mar 2004|01:27] It needs to stop being so god damn cold outside so I can go out and ride my bike at night. 2 … +

[22 Mar 2004|15:54] [ music | (Gaming FM - Classic Console) ] I think I'm gonna spank it now. 1 … +

[22 Mar 2004|14:02] [ music | American Analog Set - On The Run's Where I'm From (SomaFM presents: Indie Pop Rocks! ] Ok now let's pretend that I'm half-fox and I'm fucking you. 2 … +

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