The FotoBilder beta's getting to the point where we need to add some more people to the testing pool. Who wants access and will actually test / fill out the feedback forms?

* You must have a paid account.
* You get 50 megabytes of storage.
* You can write S2 styles for it!
* Security for your galleries/photos.
* You must provide feedback. There are little buttons to hit.

This is a beta. Not everything will work. But! That's your job as beta testers. See fotobilder_user for more info.

I don't have time to individually comment on everyone's post, and I probably won't give access to everyone who comments, so after you comment, wait a while and check the site to see if you can upload new photos. :-P

So I walk out to my car this morning. Haven't driven it in a few days. Big yellow parking ticket on the windshield.

My street's lined with signs that mark 1-2 hour parking zones, except by Zone A permit (which I have). Thing is, apparently I was parked in a 2 hour zone that didn't have the exception? Lame. The only other sections of the street that don't have the Zone A exception are little 15 minute unloading zones.

I'm tempted to contest it because the shit's so poorly/confusingly marked. But to contest them you have to first pay the ticket (which isn't that much anyway) and then wait like a month for a hearing then somehow go to the thing just for the chance of getting my money back. Double lame.

So I'll just writing an LJ post bitching and then mail off my check. Triple lame.

ILoveNudge: I saw your name on some webpage about hacking LJ accounts.
ILoveNudge: do you know how to?
bradwhit2: I don't, but my friend does. You can IM him: OSUBeast42
...
ILoveNudge: sorry to bother you, but is your friend away?
bradwhit2: so yeah.
bradwhit2: i'm a lj employee
bradwhit2: and my "friend" is an employee, and member of lj_abuse
bradwhit2: i sent you over there so they could deal with you, but looks like it's your lucky day because we're not going to suspend your account.
bradwhit2: quick answer: there's no way to hack lj accounts without compromising their personal machines/email/etc.
bradwhit2: don't try to do it.
ILoveNudge: ok. i'm sorry
ILoveNudge: i guess ill just deal with the problem in person
bradwhit2: good idea.
ILoveNudge: sorry

Update:
ILoveNudge: then are you an undercover agent?
bradwhit2: hah, i'm a programmer. you IM'd me
bradwhit2: it's like asking the police where you can find some drugs
...
ILoveNudge: well, i'm never going to try again
ILoveNudge: stupid idea

I've been on a bug hunt for the past 5 hours or something. So frustrating. I know right around where it has to be but I can't figure it out or reproduce it without overriding values. Brain is tired, think I'll sleep on it. Yes, my brain.

This song is so smooth: "I call mah nigga Ray-Ray, drop tha top in da fo hit tha switch we poppin' Dre Day."

(18:07:13) bradwhit2: yeah, my book "how to fuck michael's mother" is even on amazon
(18:08:00) devEiant: Yeah. Other books you might like: "101 Positions Whitaker's Mom Loves"
(18:09:55) devEiant: Oh, damn. There's "Whitaker's Mom in the Buck: An Intimate Portrait". I didn't know that was out yet.

Last night went to dinner with xb95, denisep, and deveiant... then did some drinkin' at their place.

Chicken Fajita Skillet this morning.

Back at apartment now. As I was walking into the building a lady was picking up a little vacancy flier thing and started asking me about living here. We ended up talking for like 5 minutes. Kinda interesting. I like nice people.

testing pics.lj I'd forgotten about this. "Name that fetish." heh.

So yesterday I was bored... and bought assranger.net. heh.

After work, had dinner at Red Robin in Wilsonville with Junior, Denise, Ben, and my boys from Canby. Afterwards, went back to Voltron and had a few beers. Chilled for a few hours, etc. Always good to see everyone. Haven't gotten to go out there in a while.

Home. Couldn't find parking worth shit. Bleh. About to go to bed I suppose. This song's been in my head all day. Yeah. Goodnight.

Best bug EVER: make a couple of changes, go to test. "logout" button redirects to Microsoft.com? hahahaha.

Also, denisep gives rad massages. OMG.

(22:25:17) bradwhit2: in a shoebox
(22:25:28) bradwhit2: i hope to god she took pictures
(22:25:55) Rynfitz: can't even imagine how to make that out of WOOD
(22:26:15) bradwhit2: me either
(22:26:18) bradwhit2: it was amazingly good though
(22:26:27) bradwhit2: i mean, there was no mistaking its cock & ball-nessh

It's been a long day. Very glad it's over.

Went to the grocery after work. I have food. Randomly bought a cigar to go with my scotch. Mmmmmm... Now if I were just 45 and balding.

bleh bleh bleh work bleh bleh bleh programming bleh bleh bleh sitting around bleh bleh bleh oreos bleh bleh bleh hungry. Any questions?

Also, homemade wooden polished dildo whistle? Most fucked up thing I've ever seen.

I was reading Adv. Perl Programming on the train on the way home and got really really excited. Then asked deveiant a couple of questions I had... then felt really stupid and got unexcited.

Net result? You guys don't have to read my ramblings about random Perl tricks. : )

For some reason I got thoroughly entrenched in my project today. Lots of fun. Also forced some ridiculous data structures on mahlon. Which reminds me, brad: I'm going to borrow Advanced Perl Programming to read some things on the train/tonight.

So yeah, going home now. Guess I'm not going to Washington this weekend after all. jgambrell is flying in Monday now instead because all the hotels were full due to WWU graduation?

Yeah, home. Scotch awaits.

Continuation from previous post: "I can't throw right now, I have nuts in my hands." Salty nuts, other related jokes. I taught Junior tons of rap music-isms.

Oh, yeah, congratulations to dina for being finished with college. w00t!

After a few hours at Brad's, went to Red Robin with Jesse, Nicole, Junior, and David. Home now. Tired.

daveman692: "Today seems to be a day full of sexual inuendo; we've got mounted, balls, nuts, jerk chicken, and of course, Whitaker's mom."

bwaahahahaha

So this entry was supposed to go to WhitakerJournal (my local LJ dev server), but instead I posted it here by accident. I've put them behind an lj-cut to be polite.

In good news, I fixed the bug. Yay for 4-line patches.

( offending polls... )

Couldn't get to sleep last night. Woke up early this morning. Blah.

MONKEY CALL... riiiing.

After reading a bunch of random source code, a little personal introspection, and some Mac & Cheese... I think it's time for bed.

Goodnight.