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10.31.2001
(Night)

I got another tattoo suggestion just now. I don't know... I don't think it's exactly what I'm looking for, but thanks for the idea. And you can always email me more...

10.31.2001
(Morning)

I got my first tattoo suggestion. It was really more a suggestion of location than a specific design. Unfortunately, I've already decided it's going on my left ankle. Thanks for the idea though...

Dr. Science also provided me a link to a page about that equation... Also, you can check out other insane math... Check them out if you're bored...

And Happy Halloween.

I got a rock.

10.29.2001
(Night)

Dammit, why can't I ever go to bed when I say I'm going to? Just got off the scale... New low today, and I'm only 10 pounds from getting my tattoo. That's when I said I'd start working on the design... I'd appreciate any suggestions, but I'll probably go with something I do in photoshop. But if anyone wants to submit anything, email it to me. It just has to be the equation:

I'll work up something better later, but I'm going to need to rest up if I'm going to write that novel... Bedtime, really now...

10.29.2001
(Night)

Quick updates... I'm tired from racquetball...

First off, the robots are being trained to kill without human intervention. That's nice.

Slashdot is running an interview with Wil Wheaton. You know, he runs his own weblog at WilWheaton.net. He actually seems like an all-right guy...

More speculation, but apparently there's movement on an Aliens vs. Predator movie. I was terribly upset with Alien: Resurrection. I was certain that it was going to kill that series... This has potential, and if they do it, I hope they do it right...

Here is an interesting story about a pitch Stanley Kubrick made a while ago that was turned down... I really need to watch Dr. Strangelove again... It's been too long...

Although it's getting enough traffic to choke it right now, the Wayback Machine will let you look up web pages as they were back in the day... For example, check out the old University of Houston Student Video Network page...

I guess that's about it. I got a call from the girl I had been seeing today. We had kind of broken it off when I talked with her last Wednesday. Well, we talked a bit more today, and it is definitely broken off now.

Back in the day, Heather Havrilesky wrote a filler about Mr. Flinchy, the non-committal male. I guess that's me. I'm not quite the player she makes her Mr. Flinchys out to be, so I guess that doesn't quite fit. I just have a tendency to bail if I see anything, no matter how small, in someone I'm with that I don't like. And the ones I do like bail on me... Whatever, though... I've gotten used to being single, and it gives me a lot more time to do stuff like update this web page and write my novel. I guess I only have two more days to come up with a rough outline... I have to start writing on Thursday.

But as I said before, it's bedtime now. Sleep is good.

10.28.2001
(Night)

Well, in Heather Havrilesky's Rabbit Blog, she mentions that November is National Novel Writing Month. I think that sounds like a good idea. It's been a while since I've had anything I can be really pretentious about. I think I need something like that. Time to write a great novel... I guess I start that on Thursday.

Boy howdy... talk about a plateau... Racquetball had better kick my ass tomorrow. That chili is still sitting in my gut like a chunk of lead. Time to get to sleep now... A restless, tortured sleep... For who can truly sleep in times such as these...

Can I have Dr. Science be a character in my novel?

10.28.2001
(Afternoon)

Well, I just un-retired the rest of my pants. If I lose any more weight, I'll have to start buying clothes in sized I haven't been able to buy in over six years. That is incredible.

But I made my first pot of chili this afternoon. It came out all right, but I definitely know what I want to try with it next time. More fresh ingredients... Onions, garlic, green peppers... And I definitely need to use Habanero peppers instead of Serrano peppers. It definitely didn't have the kick I was expecting out of it. But Chili, Ribs and Brisket are the three things I've always wanted to know how to cook properly. I'll be buying a smoker sometime in the next couple weeks to try my first brisket and ribs.

10.28.2001
(Afternoon)

I spent Friday evening drinking beer and watching news and movies. I started an update, but never posted it... My roommate added some comments which appear in italics. I present it unedited in the interest of fairness...

10.26.2001
(Night)

I worry sometimes that this is the beginning of another world war. I often bitch about christians, and shudder to think what it would be like to live in a world run by the hard-line fundamentalist christian types. Here in the US, this is a somewhat abstract thought. We have enough sensible people around that the hard liners are never going to take over.

But elsewhere, there are governments that are actually on the verge of collapsing to fundamentalist religious fanatics. And the rage of these fundamentalist fanatics is focused on us. -Goddamn Puritans!

We say that we are not at war with Islam. And none of us sensible folks want to believe that we are at war with Islam, but sometimes I wonder... Any ideology that allows you to believe that killing people will win you rewards in the afterlife is problematic. Don't forget to bring a harem with you....

Mind you, I'm drunk... But that's nothing new... Back when I was going through my little Ayn Rand phase, I had actually convinced myself that philosophy was important. Recently, I'd been trying to convince myself that it isn't. But now I'm starting to become convinced that if we can't some up with a philosophy that works, the ones that don't work are going to destroy us.

I Whole-Heartedly agree, my inebriated friend! Miscellaneous comments courtesy of Sir Phillip The V.

10.25.2001
(Night)

Heather Havrilesky, Polly Esther from Suck, is now running a web log... Check it out at Fillerama.

10.22.2001
(Late Night)

But, to end the evening on a positive note, I broke 240 for the first time tonight...

10.22.2001
(Late Night)

Well, I guess that's about all there is to that. Dancer In The Dark is not a good watching a movie with the girl movie. Extremely depressing. I don't think I'd quite put it in the category of Leaving Las Vegas, but it approaches that one. And I think it's killed my current romantic relationship.

I think that's probably about all there is for this one... I'm really quite a bastard. I can't deal with other people's problems. And as nice as she is, my girl has some. A gentleman doesn't brag about his exploits, and neither should I be airing other people's dirty laundry, so I'll stick with my side of this... I'm not a very emotional person. I kind of have a problem with people who are. She is. I saw this coming last week, but a night out last night went well, so I thought things were going better. But tonight went poorly, and I think I'll have to be making an uncomfortable call tomorrow.

I haven't had to break up with anybody for almost three years now. In that time, I've been dumped once, and I did not take it well. I had dates with two people that went nowhere, but never really developed into relationships that were worthy of a breakup. I had one relationship that would have needed a break up if it hadn't been entirely mutual. That one went well. We didn't call each other for about two weeks, then we had a friendly exchange of posessions left at our respective places of residence. But I think I'm going to actually have to break up with someone here, and I'm not looking forward to it. I hate confrontation, and she really is a sweet person. She's just not right for me.

But it's late now. Reminder: Don't watch Dancer In The Dark with your girlfriend. Far too depressing.

10.22.2001
(Evening)

Hooray! The new Leisure Town is here.

10.22.2001
(Lunch)

God Bless Tom Tomorrow. Excellent comic today.

For more cool comics commenting on recent events, check out My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable's latest, Get Your War On.

10.21.2001
(Night)

I just can't seem to get under 240. But it's late. Time for bed.

10.21.2001
(Night)

My fish died today. It's sad.

But my relationship is actually going somewhat well... We saw Serendipity with John Cusack tonight, and I'm having her over to watch Bjork in Dancer In The Dark tomorrow or Tuesday.

You can pre-order the first season of Twin Peaks on DVD now... I'm going to need to get that... My video tapes are getting worn out, and my VCR is now eating tapes.

For a long time, my favorite web site has been Leisuretown. (Probably not safe for work...) He is now soliciting donations, and I think I'm going to make one, at least to cover the bandwidth I've sucked up over the course of a year and a half of checking the site weekly to see if he's doing anything new. But on his library page, he promises something new called the Leisure Town Activity Book. He said probably today, but it's not there just yet. I can't wait... If you have time to kill, I'd definitely suggest reading his old stuff. Some of my favorites are Yay For Me, Around And Around, Madame Chairwoman, and Job Interview. Tristan A. Farnon has a delightfully negative outlook on life... I'd try to describe the site further, but if I could write reviews I probably would have started by now. Go there. Read them all. It rocks.

I finished reading Dune: House Atriedes. I'm now reading More Than A Carpenter, an evangelical book I found in the hallway outside my apartment, and Fear and Loathing in America, the second volume of letters my Hunter S. Thompson. I really don't know why I have such and unhealthy relationship with the Christian faith. I know it's not for me, but for some reason I actually chat with Jehovah's Witnesses, and I'll actually read any tract I come across. I should just move along with my life and drop this stupid religious/philosophic search that's been consuming my life for the last six or seven years.

I liked this Camus quote I came across today:

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

OK... Well I'm going to finish up More Than A Carpenter and get to sleep...

10.17.2001
(Lunch)

Visit the den of the Prime Number Shitting Bear. I love the source code.

if ( isPrimeNumber(x) )
{
    shit.animate(x);
}

10.17.2001
(Lunch)

Fox Sports has stopped using the yellow first-down line in their NFL broadcasts. What a bunch of crap. I really liked that thing...

10.17.2001
(Lunch)

Move over AIBO and make room for NeCoRo, the robotic cat. Oh sure... they may be cute and fuzzy now, but when they're clawing away your throat, you'll wish you had listened to Gimpysoft.com.

Do not allow robots into your home. And don't try to bring them into mine. I'm armed.

10.17.2001
(Lunch)

"There's a little white chicken smashed to hell on this road to Missouri..."

Good Lord I don't update enough... I spent last weekend in Big Smith's home town of Springfield, MO. They played Thursday, Friday and Saturday night recording all three shows for an upcoming live album. I can't wait... The setlists for the three nights were quite similar, so I have a pretty good idea of what's going to be on the album, and it sounds like they're going to include several songs that they play live a lot, but that there aren't recordings floating around for.

One of the songs they played has been stuck in my head since the last show... I'm not sure what it's called, but the chorus goes "I'd drive every weekend to see you in Springfield Missouri..." And I don't know all the words, and I don't have a recording of it anywhere... I guess I'm damned until they get their new album out.

Like I said, the shows were great. However, I don't think I can say the same about the people of Springfield. All the women I met were bitches, and all the guys were in a fighting mood. One of the fellas I was with had several people try to start fights with him over dance floor space. (Mind you this is an absolutely packed house, literally shoulder to shoulder people...) On the last night of the show, I was leaving with a bumper sticker, and had someone drive by in a car and yell "Big Smith Sucks..." Although he made a convincing argument, I was not swayed.

But probably the weirdest thing that happened last weekend was someone spraying pepper spray on the dance floor on Thursday night. They had to clear the place out for about 15-20 minutes to let the place air out. It kind of put a damper on the night...

Anyway, I'm not sure I'll be heading back to Springfield. The crowds in Fayetteville are a lot more friendly, and the shows are just more fun. Looks like I may be heading down there for a couple of shows in November, but we'll see what the money situation is like.

But other than problems with some folks, it was a fun weekend. I can't wait for the album, and am looking forward to seeing the guys again.

10.10.2001
(Night)

I almost forgot... My RCA DVD player stopped working yesterday. I've only owned it for 10 months. And they want $89 to replace it... Fuck RCA. Their shit sucks.

Also, I hit an astounding new low yesterday... I could have beat it today, but I had a yummy home-grilled cheeseburger and tater tots tonight.

10.10.2001
(Night)

I haven't hit this in a while... I've been busy. But I have a couple of cool links for those of you who may not have seen them yet.

Here is a nice Plastic story on photoshopped pictures of Bert next to Osama bin Laden actually showing up on posters held by Pakistani protestors... Well, I thought it was cool, anyway.

More via Plastic, check out the Amazon reviews for these two Family Circus books. Pure comedy.

But I'm just about packed for a weekend of Big Smith at The Outland in the band's home town of Springfield, MO. See you all there.

10.04.2001
(Night)

Well God-Damn... Tonight was racquetball night, and we played for 1.75 hours. I actually managed to win my first match against the guy I play with. Another nice result of the play was another new low... I just got off the phone with the girl met, and I have a date for tomorrow night. I'm actually going to have money for the Big Smith shows next weekend...

I guess here is where I should make some joke about how I guess I'm going to go in to work tomorrow and find out I'm laid off, but fuck it. I'm just in a damn good mood. Have a great weekend everybody...

10.02.2001
(Night)

Cool... I just called that woman I met on Sunday, and we talked comfortably for 2.5 hours. That rocks... And we have plans for this weekend. I kick ass...

10.02.2001
(Evening)

Yum. I just got hungry, so I thawed some chicken, and marinated it in some white whine, honey, wasabi powder, then applied black pepper liberally while grilling it. That was so damn good.

There's some decent TV on tonight. I just watched That 70s Show. I've always liked it, and now Kevin McDonald from Kids in the Hall is a cast member. Rock. I'm watching What About Joan now, because Joan Cusack is just cool. And coming up next is Frasier, and Sherilyn Fenn is guest starring... I need to watch Twin Peaks again...

10.02.2001
(Noon)

Well it seems that this freak is my state senator here in Kansas. Let's see... A female state senator who doesn't support the right of women to vote... Where do I start here?