Military Jokes Military Humor

July 19, 2004

StrategyPage's Military Jokes and Military Humor

Miltary Jokes and Humor stories have always amused and entertained. We know that there are hundreds and hundreds of military jokes out there. We thought we would try to share as many with as possible.

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Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part II	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED)	About Pilots
Pilot Talking Rules	Slipping Gear Could Ruin Your Day	Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters
The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army	Top Five Warning Signs of Serious Troop Behavior Problems	Time to Reevaluate United States involvement
The Baghdad Diet	New Air Force Uniform	A Lesson in Naval Logistics
Rules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter	A Marine In Hell	The Army and the Air Force Try to Work Together
Flyboy Goes to Heaven	Secret Weapon Identified	Mini-CV
Chickens, Crossing Roads, and Iraq	Innovative Ways to Deal With a Random Drug Test (you have to do it in a cup in front of a witness.)	What the Rangers Think of the Marines
How to be Politically Correct when talking about Males and Males in the Army.	Modern Military Terms	New Chinese Military Wok
Saddam's Nightmare	Bush Fuels Hate of Satan, Albright Says	Lessons Learned
New French Threat Levels	New French Recruit	A True Story from Afghanistan
X-treme Deer Hunting	Burt Ruttan B-17	Moose on the Loose
Taking Care of the Guantanamo Detainees	Cracks on Navy Helicopter	New Military Map Symbols
LSD In Combat	McHale's Navy Lives	Amphibious Abrams?
Doing The Work Of	Seals vs. Green Beret	Army Staffing
Non-Aggressive Marine	Where Saddam Was Really Found	Spam Saddam
DoD's Twelve Days of Christmas	A Medal for Horatius A Medal for Horatius	Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed
Fighter Pilot Jokes	COTS Defined	Find the Bird
Funny Flight Stories	Changes to Recruit Training	Madeleine Albright Finally Discovers Her True Heritage
What NCOs have noticed about Officers	Sixteen All-Time Biggest REAL Soldier Lies	Things to Remember During a War
Taliban Kitty Captured	Murphy�s Laws of Armor	You know you're an "Old Soldier" when....
How to Simulate Life in the Army	How to Prepare for a Deployment to Iraq	The New USAF Uniform V-2
The Chief's Parrot	Saddam's Lesser-Known Relatives	Sniper Cat
Do you have what it takes? (Visa and Mastercard accepted)	Cannonical Murphy's Laws of Combat	Navy/Air Force Joint Operation
When the Chief Dies	Laziest Soldier	Marine Jokes
Duck	West Point Jokes	WMD on Google
Military Common Sense Rules	Military Work Rules	Expectations
The Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the Armored	New Military Shoulder Patch	National Guard in Iraq
Old Marine	New Recruit	Uptight Colonel
Navy Life vs Marine Life	The proper use of the F____ word	Kofi Annan Announces Hans Blix's New UN Position
Priceless Protest	New Irai Town Names	Body Doubles
French Baath Party	Baghdad Bob's Last Press Conference	The Cannonical List of French Jokes
Iraqi Navy	French Victories	Rules of Combat
Some German History	Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel	Saddam's Future
I Am A Bomb Technician ...	Fast Attack Carrier	Our Favorite Iraqi War Protestors
Mordor War Protests	Iraqi Explorer	US Response to France's Resistance Over War with Iraq
The French Soldier's Magazine of Choice	Saddam's New Bodyguards	The Complete Military History of France
Dear Marine	Peter Rabbit Tank Killer	Osama Associate Interrogated
F-16 Recovery	A Helping Hand	The Value of Training
"What Time Is It?"	The Night They Gunned Down Santa Claus	Holiday Greeting
Pan Am Opens Air Service to Bagdad	Marine Palm Pilot	Car Catapult
DoD's Twelve Days of Christmas	A New Navy-Marine Corp Team	The Army and the Chicken
Humorous and Politically Incorrect Artifact from WWII	1^stSGT Rap	Fire When Ready, Gridley - Navy & Urnials
New F-16 Load-Out Display	Which Military Service Has Big Brass Ones?	Salty Sailor Talk. WARNING: Offensive Language.
Just What the Doctor Ordered	Aviation Humor	US Army Voice Mail Message
Pilots and Their Guns	Origin of the Commissioned Officer Insignias (a bit off color)	Operation Taliban Eradication
The New Call for Fire Procedure for the Army of One	New Additions to FM 101-5-1 Operational Terms & Graphics	Military's New Ribbon System to Lift Everyone's Self Esteem
Gitmo Vacation Get Away	"Right, I said Right!"	Camouflage Ink Blot Test
A Marine 24 x 7	Pure Stealth	Remember Peace
Sarge Pull His Finger	Your Picture with the Chief of Staff	How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
Swimming Swedes	The New Chrysler New Yorker 2002	Children's Television Workshop Closes Investigation of Bert/Osama Relationship
The Fifteen Commandments of Operational Security	Skippy's List	Sex Under the Sea
The Alliance of Really Nice Countries	Cuban Government Lodges Protest	President Bush's Adopt a Detainee Program
Who is the Rhodes Scholar???	The Axis of Just as Evil	EU COMMISSIONER CHRIS F. PATTEN vs. US GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON
Osama's Valentine	Osama Passes On	Nation Building with Silly Putty
The Night Before Payback	Special Forces Challenge	Osama's To Do List
Bin Laden Releases New Video	American Capitalists Strike Back	Magic Carpet Ride
Do Your Patriotic Duty	Priceless	Osama Escapes ...
Closer Than They Appear	Taliban Dating Service	A Hard Lesson
Afghan State TV Guide	UNEP issues environmental warning to Afghanistan	"Special Forces" Strike Back
Elected To Receive	Boeing's Other Fine Products	Kabul Weather Forecast.
Osama Bin Laden Found Hiding in US.	United and American Airlines Announce New Non-Stop Service to Afghanistan.	Proposed Design for New World Trade Center.
Air Force Come an' Flatten Your Home	Can Osama Come Out And Play?	Navy Deploys Carrier Based Stealth Bombers
Shark Eats Seal	WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102	Air Force Introduces Semi-Smart Bombs
Enforced by Aircraft	Legal Non-Lethal Effects?	The Gettysburg Address for the 21st Century
Game Review of Chess	Aim High	The Dog of War Unleashed
Bomb Squad Humor	A Military Spec Never Dies It Just Goes On and On and ...	Strange But True!
"With All Due Respect . . . ."	A Navy for the 21st Century	Big Trouble, Truth Revealed About EP-3 "Accident"
EP-3 Saftey Modification	New Army Uniform	China Blames U. S. for Second Mid-Air Collision
New Recruit Training Standards	BUSH DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA	Warranty Registration Card
Submarine Launched Fighter	Yet Another Apology Letter	Official Apology Letter to China for the "Incident"
EP-3's Real Mission	Rules of the Air	J8 Attack
New Addition to the Fleet	Power Point Patton	An Army of One
Everything I Ever Needed To Know About Life, I Learned As a Helicopter Crewman In Vietnam	Beret Briefing Apology	The Pattern of U.S. Military Operations Since World War II
THE BALLAD OF THE POWER POINT RANGER	Beret Briefing	Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?
How to Simulate Being in the Navy	The Ultimate Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)	In Fighter Pilot Heaven:
New Army Headgear	Seal Run	Murphy's Laws of Combat
Dumbest Officers?	Then and Now	Before the Trouble Starts
Performance Reviews: How To Interpret	US Military Phone Message	British Officer Fitness Reports
Real Sergeants	Pilot Jokes	Defense Computer
Innovation In Military Funding

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