Where'd spooble go?

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Always wear your seatbelt!

And don't wear a Dale Earnhardt t-shirt when doing something stupid.

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As St Patrick's Day approaches let us remember the many feats and holy deeds that the man performed... most of which are only known about here in the good old United States.

Recall how he turned 1 keg of good beer into 120 kegs of crappy green beer so all the faithful could get sloshed.

Remember how he provided Bowlers to the hatless and Giant Green Afros to the Bald.

How could we forget how he took up the feminist cause by coining the phrase "Erin Go Braless"?

Those of us who have celebrated his holy feast in Savannah, GA, will will remember how he exorcised the Demon-Shirts of Eire off of the poor lasses by shaking a handful of green plastic beads at the girls.

Remember how his assistant, Brother Bennigan, fed the hungry with authentic Celtic cuisine such as 3 cheese quesadillas, buffalo wings (from the great flying bovoids of County Mayo), and Gaelic Gaspacho.

One of his most remembered miracles can still be seen today.... The Curse of the Lost Ancestor. Roman invaders attempted to stop the Feast of Patrick, and good old Pat put a curse on them. Each year on this on the Feast of St Patrick, these Romans and all of their descendants suddenly remember that their Grandfather was 1/4 Irish. The first part of the curse subsides around 6am the next day... that is when the yakking begins. Oh the blessed hurling!

Ahhh but let us remember that St Paddy's Day is not just about drinking! It is also about fighting! Apparently St Patrick was a Black Belt and a Golden Cestus Champion. He went about exorcising demons from those possessed by "evil (wines and) spirits" through the use of crotch shots, head butts and ear biting. Some of us have been lucky enough to have undergone an Irish-style exorcism at the hands of Irish fraternity lads, and I must say it was quite a treat!

Well thats enough for now! Happy St Patrick's Day! Oh, remember to eat your Corned Beef and Cabbage or you will burn in HELL!

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Current Music: Britney Spears - Toxic (Lenny B remix)

Dru Sjodin has been missing since leaving her job at Victoria's Secret in the Columbia Mall in Grand Forks. She's a friend of joyride75, if any of you know him. All you Minnesotans and other Midwesterners, keep an eye out if you please.

Strib article here, free reg required.

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I keep having friends end up missing like my socks on laundry day. I'm not entirely sure who I've unfriended, but I think there's 3-4 of you who've gone by the wayside.

Please holler if it's you (and you want back on).

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*ahem*

I like mochi!

Thank you, that is all.

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Current Music: Luke Slater - Stars and Heroes

Dear Seattle,

I have stolen one dotgirl and one, errr, Mr. dotgirl. They are alive and well, I assure you, but in order to ensure their safe return I demand three slinkies (two plastic, one metal), a half-dozen Krispy Kremes, and a day pass to Disney World. You may package these in small denominations and leave them in the phone booth at the 7-11 down the street. Do not attempt to intercept my messenger, or else I'll just stuff Mr and Mrs dotgirl even more full of sushi.

I will return them in a day's time after successfully receiving the ransom. Any questions, call the main 800 number.

Thank you,
Evil Hedda

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Anyone out there know a lot about car audio? I'm thinking of replacing the speakers in my Corolla, but I don't want to buy crap speakers. Any thoughts on good brands? I don't want loud as much as I want good. Rich, full sounds. Something to accurately reproduce everything from electronica to classical.

What brand of speakers would you recommend? Would you recommend a new amp to go with it?

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Current Music: Amon Tobin - Slowly

Ahhh, Google. Never-ending font of useful and relevent information. My best friend when it comes to specifics I didn't know, like, how to cook an artichoke, complete with the most colorful discourse I've seen yet in an epicurial conversation.

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I hate meme's, but I had to see how geeky I was. Really. A test is the be-all end-all of geekiness ratings. *cough*

47.33728% - Super Geek.

But you knew that already.

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Current Music: Banco de Gaia - Mafich Arabi

"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software."

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In Sacramento? Want to help out a kitty?

Check here.

I loved Bowling for Columbine when it came out.

Then I read this. Michael Moore doesn't seem to be any different than any other spin-doctor. The difference between this webpage and Michael Moore, is that the guy who wrote the page actually gives references for where he's coming up with his material.

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I could've left half an hour ago. But as I was wrapping up, a really fabulous song that I adore came on The Vortex. So I'm sitting here dancing in my chair instead.

Oh, and now they're playing the Freestylers! At this rate, I'll be here all night.

What kind of geek am I, where a good song in my headphones can keep me at work indefinitely?

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Current Music: Kinder Atom & Michael Rose - Illegal

Hey, Moms! Are you trying to take a nice relaxing vacation in Mazatlan, but that damned kid of yours is being a burden again?

Leave him in the terminal at the airport, someone'll take care of him!

Jesus christ I'd like to beat people sometimes.

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Current Music: Dirty Vegas - Days Go By