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AP: Convicted murderer Andrea Yates hospitalized

Andrea Yates, who is serving a life sentence for drowning her children in a bathtub three years ago, has been hospitalized because she is refusing to eat, her attorney said Tuesday night.

Her condition was unclear, attorney George Parnham told The Associated Press late Tuesday. He said he tried but was unable to visit with his client Tuesday because she wasn't coherent.

"There is apparently a determination within her that wants to put an end to this," Parnham said. "I'm not sure what type of psychiatric medications can offset the reality of what occurred and make her feel better about that."

So many people in this state without health care and food, and the state is stupidly wasting both on this crazy, evil fuck. I say that her determination to "put an end to this" should be respected and assisted in any way possible.

Another fine day on the catcams today. Piper, Edloe, and Nardo made appearances.

See? Those are Piper's paws, crossed over each other.

Still think that the palestinians want to live peacefully alongside Israel in their own state?

You're not just wrong... you're fucking wrong.

What is my day like without fresh C&S;?

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Yeah, that's what my day is like.

Just think what Day 2 will be like.

Listening to an Eddie Murphy routine about Bill Cosby chewing out Eddie Murphy. The story that Eddie is retelling as Bill Cosby is about Ennis Cosby wanting money to see Eddie Murphy's show, seeing the show, and then coming home slinging profanity around.

Yes, that's the same Ennis that got blown away on the side of the road.

Creepy, isn't it?

"We don't think that they have jurisdiction over this matter, but not that they have ruled when they shouldn't be involved we support the decision."

Go blow it out of your collective asses, Europe. May the blades at your necks be sharp, and the Muslims in your midst be quick with their use.

Thanks to Denise Majette's ego, raving anti-Semite Cynthia McKinney will likely return to Congress in 2005.

Just keep an eye on her donors, watch her trail, and assume that it's only a matter of time before she breaks the law.

Imagine having this guy next door:

You'd build a wall, too.

Going nuts at work?
Brain feels like it's on fire?
Ready to kill someone?

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According to the Manhattan Island Times:

Mr. Kidwa said before the vote that he would now push for a binding Security Council resolution, even though such a move would draw an American veto. The United States vetoed a Security Council resolution last October condemning the barrier.

"The threat of veto will not thwart us, and all others who respect and uphold international law," Mr. Kidwa during the debate.

Didn't Kidwa say a month or so ago that he wouldn't push for a Security Council resolution immediately, and then he denied that it was because he was waiting for American elections to be completed?

Is that a "not" or a "now" ? Or is that a "not yet" ? Or is it the usual Arab bluster, gobbled up by the world press like a porn starlet gulping down John Holmes' ejaculations?

The truth is coming out... Bush didn't lie?

Maybe we should send Sean Penn over there to set the things off, just to prove it's real. Michael Moore should film them from five or six feet away, and then Ted Rall can draw a cartoon about it.

So, you want to know how things were in Florida? Well, it was great. I still reel with awe some the pictures and movie clips of the ocean... they keep me from going completely mental.

I've got a weird genie-like bottle with white sand in it now.

Of course, it wasn't all rosies and daisies. Our flight from Houston to Atlanta sucked. It was a dinky C-200 thing on ASA, a partner of Delta that thought that running slowly through clouds and turbulence is a good thing.

We were supposed to sit in the 4th row, but a woman and her baby and 5 year-old sat in there and we had to sit in row #3. That meat we got the full force of the baby's constant screams in our ears, and the 5 year-old kept kicking the back of the seat.

If it wasn't the pocket TV she had which got the kids shrieking, it was the "Are we there yets" or the woman bitching them out. I eventually downed a Tylenol and offered the rest of the bottle to her to give to the baby.

Wasn't there some flight attendant for Southwest Airlines who spiked a baby's drink with some knock-out drug to keep it from shrieking and driving the passengers nuts? I'd love to send her flowers or a fruit basket or something, just to let her know that there's at least one airline passenger who appreciates what she did.

Fucking babies.
Fucking goddamned babies.
Fucking shitty-assed parents of fucking goddamned babies.

I hope she's one of those parents who doesn't use child safety seats properly. Skim 'em out of the gene pool, Death, because I don't want to be on an airplane with them again.

CNN: KFC supplier in cruelty furor

An animal rights group has released a videotape showing slaughterhouse workers with a KFC Corp. supplier jumping on live chickens and slamming them into walls, apparently for fun.

It's been a while since I cartoonblogged, but here we go...

So, what's survived the scorching weekend?

Habaneros - recovered
Mini chili peppers - seedlings ok
Basil - #1 doing great, #2 dead meat
Lemon balm - Mostly dead, but a few thriving strands. I'll thin it out.
Banana peppers - struggling, preparing for worst
Serranos - struggling (they were doing great when I left, so these hurt the most)
Jalapenos - recovered
Orange mint - Mostly dead, but a few thriving strands. I'll thin it out.
Grapefruit mint - recovering
Chili peppers - recovered
Serrano - recovered
Oregano - Mostly dead, but a few thriving strands. I'll thin it out.
Parsely - struggling
Chives - doing great
Sage - struggling
Poblanos - recovered, but these are utterly worthless!
Peppermint - dead meat, will replace tomorrow
Spearmint - dead meat, will replace tomorrow
Rosemary sprig - Rosemary always dies. It's fucked no matter what.

I've pruned back a few of the struggling plants in hopes of recovery. I also had to prune back the jasmine vines and the rose bushes because they decided to make a break for daylight.

Thank goodness I don't have to constantly prune and water the cats like the plants, or Edloe would be a scraggly mess by now.

You asked for her, you got her.

Today's archive reveals our favorite fat furry friend on the third camera...

I wouldn't have known if I hadn't have been storing these snapshots on my computer before selecting which ones needed to get posted.

AP: Arafat Critic Wounded As Violence Grows

Gunmen shot and wounded a strong critic of Yasser Arafat on Tuesday, the latest example of the chaos that has divided the Palestinian leader's Cabinet and sparked violent protests against his administration.

Nabil Amr, a Palestinian lawmaker and former Cabinet minister, was shot in the leg by unidentified attackers while on his way home in the West Bank city of Ramallah, Palestinians said. Doctors said he was not seriously wounded.

Some Palestinians speculated that the shooting was a warning against criticizing Arafat, but there was no hard evidence of that.

Arafat's response?

JERUSALEM POST: Palestinian reporters told to tow the line in Gaza

Palestinian journalists have been warned that they must stop covering the street marches held by gunmen and the clashes between rival groups in the Gaza Strip.

The warning was issued by the Palestinian Journalists Syndicate, whose heads are Arafat loyalists, following an emergency meeting to discuss the latest developments. It warned that any reporter or photographer who violates the ban would be punished severely, arguing that the picture of the armed men "led to a negative escalation on the internal front."

The Palestinian journalists were instructed to report only on issues and events "that consolidate the internal front and national unity."

Welcome to the Arab World, where bad press means you haven't gagged and threatened the press enough.

Note to self... go to Cost Plus World Market after work and pick up a variety of oddly-shaped bottles.

My wife stuffed a large baggie full of sand in my suitcase and I figure that it would be neat to store it in various bottles, maybe even giving it away to a few people as gifts or symbolic relics.

At least I think it's sand.

Saw this float through the wires...

CAIR-HOUSTON CO-SPONSORS BLOOD DRIVE Organizers seek to increase understand and promote community service

WHAT: The Islamic Society of Greater Houston, Al-Farouq Masjid Foundation
and the Houston office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations
(CAIR-Houston) invite fellow Houstonians to participate in a blood drive
administered by Gulf Coast Blood Center.

WHEN: Saturday, July 24, 2004 from Noon - 4 p.m.
WHERE: Community Hall, 1207 Conrad Sauer, Houston, Texas

If I mention the fact that I am Jewish, would they take my blood at all? Or would they take all of it by slitting my throat?

Just ordered the second volume of Happy Tree Friends on DVD.

I plan on smuggling it around in my pants when I get it.

"It takes much more than two to Tango. Or do you think that the music plays itself?"