9:54pm: Next time I'm ripping it down and pissing on it

David is a guy I spent 6 months with in Georgia. It was hot. I meant the weather. He's from Amish country, although he's not Amish. I then drove across the country with him. That's our story.
mystylehastricks (9:47:28 PM): you're an ass
dave (9:47:46 PM): piece of?
mystylehastricks (9:47:48 PM): you have a sign outside your door at work
dave (9:47:51 PM): or ass hole?
mystylehastricks (9:47:52 PM): A SIGN!!!!!!
mystylehastricks (9:47:57 PM): WITH YOUR NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dave (9:47:57 PM): oh
dave (9:47:59 PM): you went there
dave (9:48:00 PM): ?
mystylehastricks (9:48:02 PM): yeah
mystylehastricks (9:48:09 PM): stalking you
dave (9:48:13 PM): when
mystylehastricks (9:48:14 PM): mee he he
mystylehastricks (9:48:29 PM): i went to shmooze with major seaton
mystylehastricks (9:48:39 PM): cause we're all buddy-buddy like that
dave (9:48:44 PM): oh
dave (9:48:47 PM): right
dave (9:48:58 PM): they sent YOU?
mystylehastricks (9:49:08 PM): what's wrong with sending me?
dave (9:49:10 PM): that's a new one isn't it?
dave (9:49:25 PM): when? today?
mystylehastricks (9:49:39 PM): nah. between 1 and 3 days ago
mystylehastricks (9:49:42 PM): i forget
dave (9:49:46 PM): oh
mystylehastricks (9:49:48 PM): days blend into the next one
mystylehastricks (9:49:53 PM): ya know
dave (9:49:56 PM): sure
mystylehastricks (9:50:04 PM): you cockbite
dave (9:50:08 PM): yeah, they made up signs for everybody
dave (9:50:10 PM): pretty funny
dave (9:50:16 PM): well...shouldn't say everybody
mystylehastricks (9:50:23 PM): cockbiting fucktard
dave (9:50:26 PM): hardly anybody has their name i guess
mystylehastricks (9:50:28 PM): with signage
dave (9:50:32 PM): but there's only a couple of us in that office
mystylehastricks (9:50:47 PM): NO FUCKING FAIR!!!!!
mystylehastricks (9:51:30 PM): and when i pointed this out to my main man seaton, he chuckled
mystylehastricks (9:51:35 PM): like it was funny or something
mystylehastricks (9:52:22 PM): where can i get me a sign?
mystylehastricks (9:52:25 PM): i want sign!
dave (9:52:31 PM): i dunno
mystylehastricks (9:52:39 PM): waa. waaa.
mystylehastricks (9:52:43 PM): that's me crying about it.
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