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	07.30.2004: Jenna and The Other One Bush, the First Twins of the United States of America, Answer Your Questions on "Ask the White House"

	07.27.2004: President's Address Heralding "National Luxury Ranch Maintenance Week" as Patriotic Alternative to Watching Sicko Democratic Hatefest in Faggachusetts

	07.24.2004: President's Message to the People of France Expressing Gracious Bemusement Over Their Sixth Humiliating Thrashing by an American One-Nut Wonder

	07.20.2004: Presidential Proclamation Mandating Immediate Diplomatic Reclassification of Cowardly, Magellan-Munching Filopennesians as Terrorist-Fellating Pygmy Scum

	07.17.2004: His Royal Highness Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud, Executive Policy Advisor to the President, Answers Your Questions on "Ask the White House"

	07.13.2004: President's Remarks to the American Clearcutting Federation Announcing the Long-Overdue Disembowelment of Clinton-Era Wilderness Protections

	07.11.2004: Text of President Bush's CANCELLED Speech to the 95th Annual Convention of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Peons

	07.07.2004: Transcript of Vice President Cheney's Civil, Dignified Phone Call to Congratulate Senator John Edwards on His Selection to the Democratic Ticket
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	Arab Interrogation Rules: All-New Kinder, Gentler Guidelines for Torturing Maybe-Terrorist Trash

	Defending Marriage: The Proposal to Amend America's Constitution to Conform to Biblical Principles!

	In Memoriam: A Stirring Online Memorial to America's 40th President: Ronald Wilson Reagan

	The Iraq Crusade: A Comprehensive Review of America's Totally Necessary Non-Quagmire in Vietraq