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August 04, 2004 - Survivors Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich decide to throw caution to the wind, electing not to sign a prenuptial agreement; fertilize trees

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Teaser Icon Battle of the Up-and-Coming Starlets of Colour
2 Stars 1 Slot - Which of our three young subjects will become her generation's Halle Berry -- you know, without the horrible, embarrassing failures littering her résumé like so many steaming turds?

Teaser Icon Magoo, In Conversation
Blue Moons - In a summer dominated by green ogres, spider-men and amnesiac spies, few media outlets have taken the time to swing their spotlight toward an overlooked star of 2004: The Masturbating Dog. That's Magoo to you -- and only Fametracker has this exclusive sit-down with the star of Zach Braff's Garden State.

Teaser Icon Franchise Face-Off in the Galaxy of Fame
Galaxy of Fame - Whose box-office is the biggest? Who swings the biggest receipts? It's Matt vs. Ben! Shrek vs. Spidey! Will Smith vs. James Garner! Your franchise-carrying favourites spout off! Also appearing: Halle Berry.

Teaser Icon Battle of the Bubbly Belles
2 Stars 1 Slot - That was a nice career Elizabeth Banks had once.

Teaser Icon Vanity Fair in The Mediator
Blue Moons - We love Republicans! As long as they're dead! We hate reality television! Unless it features Jessica Simpson! In which case we love reality television! What about a reality show starring Jessica Simpson and the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan called Newlydeads? Now you're talking.

Teaser Icon Memo to: NBC Sports Producers
Blue Moons - Fametracker has obtained an NBC memo detailing its plans for several Olympic profiles. Because world-class athletic competition just isn't compelling enough.

Teaser Icon Fametracker Regrets: Corrections From Our Archives
Blue Moons - We're only human, and we're not right 100% of the time. Here, we present some corrections from our decades reporting on celebrity and fame.

The Judgmental Thumbs

Eric Bana
He's reportedly producers' top choice to replace Pierce Brosnan in the James Bond movie franchise. If the role doesn't require him to be filmed with bare legs or stab Brad Pitt, we're not interested. Actually, we're just not interested.

The Much-Feared Judgmental Crest of Thumbs

Fahrenheit 9/11
It's been banned in Kuwait due to its content, including criticism of the war in Iraq and insults to the Saudi royal family. Good thing Michael Moore's already told movie fans to feel free to bootleg it, then.


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