Date: 14 September 1999 Summary: A good idea ruined by a lousy film...
The premise of this dog is inviting - space jockey crash-lands on a planet
full of western-motif women, their men and their communication equipment all
having been crushed in a freak mining accident. He can't leave or get help
because his intergalactic telephone is broken and needs - get this - a
Spacely Sprocket! Okay - you know it's going to be a T&A movie, but it
doesn't even live up to that! The "erotic" scenes are shot so poorly and
are so monotonous I actually changed channels in the middle of one. Plus -
the hero - on a planet filled with beautiful women - only gets it on with 3
inhabitants - the sheriff, the mayor, and the saloon keeper (she never even
gets naked!). All those beautiful extras wasted! Don't waste the TV's
radiation watching this one.