Special - Convention prices!

 Normally, we get $80 per banner day, but we're running an election year sale.

 For $60, 70,000 plus people will see your ad (two days).

 For $120, 175,000 plus people will see your ad (five days)

 At that rate, fifteen people will see your ad for less than a penny.

 Come conventiontime, we're going up another notch - so make your deal now!

 When we advertised with Salon.com, we paid 11 cents PER VIEW.

 If my math is right, advertising  with bartcop.com is 140 times better than Salon's deal,
 and we had to spend $1200 before they'd even talk to us.

 To get started, send your banner and the website to link it to  ads@bartcop.com.
 Once we agree, you can PayPal to bartcop@bartcop.com
 OR snail mail a check to  bartcop.com  PO Box 54466  Tulsa, OK  74155

 I hope to do some business with you.

 Here at  bartcop.com  we like helping the little guys get their start.
 You can spend as little as $60 to get started.

 I got a call on the BartPhone  - one advertiser got over 1000 hits his first day.
(This was in early-mid 2003, we were much smaller then)

 A lot of that depends on your banner - an ugly, gray banner will depress people,
 but a colorful, intriguing ad will get you a lot of hits.
 Could your site use an extra 1000 hits?

 Put your message on  bartcop.com
  Special:  50,000 views minimum for just $60
  If you don't have $60 bucks to risk, you're not in business.

  Plus, your ad is ensconced in the archived issues for  all time.
  (No doubt  bartcop.com  will make history and be dissected like Billy Shakespeare.)
  Kids in the year 2525 will be asking their teachers why  Bartcop died broke.

 Taking ad money - asking for contributions - are risky propositions.
 But to make gains, risks must be taken.

 So many anti-Nazi  dot.coms are dropping off the map, staying afloat  must  be a worthy goal.

 bartcop.com  is the most efficient bang for your advertising buck on the www,
 charging less than half of what anybody else is charging.

 If you know of any site that comes close to these rates, let me know
 so I can advertise there and grow the hammer higher.

 Right now, you can get 50,000 "views" for just $640 - that's ten views for a penny.
 That's a steal.
 I don't know another site that will even talk to you for less than $300,
 and they'll charge you more like a nickle per view.

If the big guys won't play ball, we'll build our own damn stadium.

If you have a website, a cause, ...or hell - your husband's birthday, I don't care,
you can spend as little as $60 and "dozens" of people will see it.

PLUS - we're not going to have any of that "rotating" stuff.

(Mostly because I don't have the slightest clue how to rotate banners.)
If you buy an ad, you just look at the counter and your ad will stay up
until the counter spins to the agreed-on number of hits.
 

All ads must be approved by BartCop.
This is not a democracy, but I am known as "Mr. Fairness."
(cough)
If I don't like your ad, I won't run it, or I might suggest changes.
 
 

BONUS - nobody gets shorted on "views.".
One guy signed uo for 10,000, got 19,000.
One gal signed up for 10,000, got 16,500.
One guy signed up for 20,000 views and got 34,000.
 

If you have a cause or a message or a webpage to plug, talk to me and get locked into
this unheard-of  $60 start-up offer that, to my knowledge, can't be matched anywhere
on the net and the reason I know that is I can't buy an ads myself unless I'm willing to
plunk down four figures minimum for rotating voodoo.

FAQ

Please contact me before you send money.
I need to see your ad.
I'll allow most anything, but not everything.
Besides, you want to know when your ad will go up before sending your money, right?

Since bartcop.com  is still undiscovered country, people who advertise here are almiost certainly
the type of people who didn't like their votes getting raped and murdered by Smirky's daddy's CIA friends
and the undemocratic enemies of  freedom on the whore court.

In that regard, wouldn't you be more likely to click on the banner?
Knowing that it's probably a friend in the fight against Bush's illegal takeover?

And knowing that, wouldn't you be more likely to support that advertiser
since he's probably helping in the big fight to restore democracy to America?

For instance - if you're considering changing your ISP, why not give Marc Perkel your business?
There's nothing wrong with keeping your money in the non-fascist camp, right?

So, if you're a businessman, an advertisier, consider bartcop.com
If you can get a better deal - tell me - so I can advertise there, would you?

And when you're ready to purchase a product, consider bartcop.com  advertisers.
No sense in sending money to people who'll send it to Smirk.

 All agreements are final and non-rescindable.
 I just can't have someone cancel a large order in mid-run because
 I said John Wayne couldn't act, or that Ted Nugent is no Jimmy Page.

us - let's get started!

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