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04.29.2002
(Night)

My old home town of Simi Valley, CA is back in the news again, ten years later. Just another anniversary to remind me that my ten year high school reunion is fast approaching. I assume that I'll go, but we'll see what happens in the next year or so.

04.26.2002
(Afternoon)

Well, here I am in Austin. My ride from the airport couldn't take the day off of work, so I took a cab to the general vicinity of the club I'll be seeing the Steve Kimock Band at tonight. The cab driver said that his dispatcher said that it should be here, but he didn't see it. I still haven't found it, but I have about four more hours to kill before anybody gets to town. I'm just wandering around, feeling like a gimp wheeling my bag around town.

So I found a coffee bar down here with some fifteen cent per minute computers. I started it up and it had some sort of internet kiosk software running on it. I finally managed to figure out how to get a telnet window up, but I'm using the shitty Windows 2000 telnet client, and it keeps redrawing the screen wrong while I'm editing this. It's rather confusing.

The Big Smith show last night was pretty good. Much like the show where they opened up for Emmylou Harris, they played a very conservative set. I think they used some electric guitars before the Emmylou show, but last nights show was just acoustic. They played technically very well, but without much drive. Mark normally plays a hell of a driving guitar solo on "Bareback Riding", but he didn't open it up last night. I'll be looking forward to the show on May 17. As far as I know, they're playing alone, no opening band, and at a venue that should have a decent dance floor. They really need a good three hours to put on their best show. For that matter, they really need to be at Chester's Place in Fayetteville to put on their best show. But it is cool to see them getting tapped to open up for national acts.

The Del McCoury Band was pretty damn good. Not a whole lot of dancing going on, but my feet hurt from wearing uncomfortable shoes to the Kimock show on Thursday, so I wasn't in any mood to dance anyway. Del and his band were technically proficient on a whole different level from Big Smith. But I guess that's what happens when you've had the band together since 1966. I had purchased their "Del and the Boys" CD a couple of weeks ago, and they played several songs off of it that I recognized. I was happy to hear "All Aboard" and "Vincent Black Lightning 1952". They put on a good show, and I'd definitely see them again if the chance arises

Concerts should start to wind down soon. After this all too expensive week, things will settle down for me until Cracker in Kansas City on May 10, followed a week later by the Big Smith show at the Grand Emporium. Late in May I'll be heading to Houston to visit some friends. Then I get a break until Bonnaroo in late June. Big Smith plays in Fayetteville the weekend after Bonnaroo, and even though I shouldn't go, I probably will. But that is certainly thinking too far ahead. This update has cost me too much already ($3.76 as of right now), so I think I'm going to find something cheaper to do. If you're in Austin, don't forget to come by La Zona Rosa tonight and see the Steve Kimock Band. I'll see you there. I'll be the gimp trying to grow his beard back out.

04.25.2002
(Night)

Just got back from the Big Smith/Del McCoury show. Cool. And now I have to be on the road to the airport in five and a half hours. Motherfucker. If anybody's up at 5:30AM Central, can you give me a call to make sure I'm out of bed? You can reach me at (913) 486-3950.

Thanks, and I'll see you at La Zona Rosa in Austin tomorrow night.

04.25.2002
(Morning)

Heather Havrilesky has finally bowed to pressure, and provides an alternate URL to her Rabbit Blog. Instead of http://www.tinylittlepenis.com, you can now reach her blog at http://rabbitblog.fillerama.com. No longer must you visit a url containing the word "Penis" to get at Heather's great advice and commentary.

Also, Heather has an article in Salon today on modern career women, a show called "The Bachelor" that I haven't heard of, and hot, sweaty sex.

04.25.2002
(Morning)

The Steve Kimock Band played in Lawrence, KS last night. I went to the show, and it wasn't more than two minutes into the first song before I was kicking myself for even considering not going. The band has really come together, and can really crank out the music now. Since bassist Bobby Vega left, I know they've had at least two bassists, and I think perhaps as many as three. Other than bass, the core group of Steve Kimock and Mitch Stein on guitars and Rodney Holmes (praise be upon him) on drums has been steady. The first show I saw with Mitch, it seemed to me that he didn't really stay quiet during quiet jams, and some of his riffs could get a bit jarring. It seemed like he wanted to play a bit more aggressively than Steve.

Well that certainly has changed. Even more so than the shows I saw in Chicago last fall, this band has really settled into their sound. I think that when I saw them in Chicago I said that Mitch had calmed down a bit, but I'm not entirely sure that that's what has happenned. They did play some mellow songs last night, but many of the songs included hard driving, aggressive jams. I didn't recognize at least two of the songs. They may be the new ones I've been hearing about. They played the song with the sequencer again. I think it's called "New Loop in C", but I think they may have renamed it. That was fairly new when I saw them in Chicago last year, and it seemed like Mitch and Steve didn't really know what do do with it. It's still mainly a vehicle for Rodney, but there's a lot more going on in it now, and it had everybody dancing. The only song I was hoping for that I didn't hear was "It's Up To You". Hopefully they'll hit that one in Austin tomorrow night.

I didn't get home until about 2:30 last night. Tonight I'm heading over to Missouri to see Big Smith open up for The Del McCoury Band. My flight for Austin leaves at 7:00AM on Friday. In order to make it to the airport by 6:00, I'll probably have to be on the road by 5:00AM. I think it would probably be best if I just didn't sleep tonight and instead just stay up and pack, and hope to get some sleep on the plane. I have a long weekend ahead of me. Those of you lucky enough to live in or near Dallas, don't forget to go see Kimock tonight. I'll see some of you in Austin tomorrow.

04.24.2002
(Morning)

Oh, and I did pick up a copy of that Startling Stories: The Megalomaniacal Spider-Man comic. It's written and drawn by Peter Bagge, who does cartoons for Reason and used to do occasional features for Suck. It's short, but an interesting story. Instead of Uncle Ben being killed by the guy that Spider-Man let go, he's killed by gangsters trying to collect gambling debts. Peter Parker is disillusioned, and when his girlfriend gives him a copy of Atlas Shrugged to read he turns into an asshole. He loses all his friends, but goes on to become the rich CEO of Spider-Man, Inc. When president Reagan gives the Medal of Service to Spider-Man, Peter Parker fakes Spider-Man's death and retires a lonely, bitter man.

It's pretty cool, and only costs $2.50. That'll be the last comic I buy until Peter comes out with the next issue of Hate.

04.24.2002
(Morning)

News blackout update: It's day 3. Last night I watched 24 then I started to watch the local Fox news. I've been watching local Fox news occasionally because I've been hoping to catch a report by the woman I play racquetball with... I've never seen one of her reports, though. It's tough to sit through the hour and a half of mind-numbing local news, especially when they give the same local weather report every ten freaking minutes. Going into commercials they always play it up like there have been startling new developments in the local forecast, and you must stay tuned or your life and the lives of everyone you love will be in grave danger. I did come to my senses and turn the news off as soon as the local anchors did their introductions. So I didn't actually see any news.

This morning I made my daily walk to the foot of my driveway to pick up the local paper that I never subscribed to and deposit it into the trash. Without thinking, I took it out of its plastic-wrap and read the front page headline. "Johnson County Community College to Raise Property Taxes 25%". I wasn't aware the the local Junior College had authority over tax policy, but I read enough of the article to see that my property taxes are indeed going to increase by 25% this year to help upgrade computers or something at the college. That's what I get for reading the newspaper during my news blackout...

04.23.2002
(Morning)

Day 2 of my news blackout. It's hurting me. I need to get some new CDs, or at least find some old ones that I can still listen to. Anybody been listening to anything good lately?

04.22.2002
(Afternoon)

I read a bit of financial news, just to see how my company's stock price is doing. That's not cheating, is it?

Oh, and I finally did get most of my wallpaper taken down. Hooray!

04.22.2002
(Morning)

Good God. Who is that freak? Well, every two years or so I have to either freak out and move to another state or change my facial hair. I'm not in the mood to move right now, so I shaved. However, as with every other time I've shaved in the last eight years, I don't like it, and intend to grow my beard back sometime very, very soon. I think I'll wait until after this weekend in Austin, as I don't particularly want to be scraggly for all the concerts... I'll probably start growing it back next Monday.

Here's where you come in. I'm not sure if I want to go with a full beard or with a goatee, or with something else. Feel free to photoshop either of these pictures (Picture 1 Picture 2) to design my new facial hair. I'll buy the winning entrant a Gimpysoft.com T-Shirt. E-mail your entries to me by this Sunday or so.

Oh, and it's day one of no-news week. I almost forgot, and I turned my radio on when I was about to take a shower, but I quickly remembered and turned it off. Don't worry, I didn't hear any news. It's pledge week on NPR anyway... I almost feel like I'm cheating doing it this week. It's pledge week, and I'm going to be out four nights this week... Maybe I'll have to extend it to two weeks.

04.19.2002
(Night)

So I was browsing through my benefit package from work, and I noticed that my health insurance covers up to 30 visits per year to a psychiatrist at a $10 co-pay per visit. I think I'm going to take them up on that. I've often thought that it would be a good idea to see a psychiatrist. Maybe I'll get on some good drugs. I hear that those can often cause "sexual side effects", but these days, that won't be a problem anyway...

I get depressed sometimes, but I really have no way to gauge whether I get it more than others, or just a normal amount. Whatever that is. I have trouble socializing. I often think that I have nothing in common with just about anybody I meet.

Anyway, it's quite possible that all this is entirely normal, but for $10 a session I figure I'll give it a shot. Maybe the doctor will just tell me to suck it up... And if I don't think it's doing anything for me, I'll stop going. It'll give me something new to talk about on here anyway.

Speaking of mental illness, I'm starting to realize that I have a problem. I try one, then it leads to another, and I end up not being able to stop. I started doing it in my car several years ago. I even do it at work occasionally now. I am finally beginning to realize that I am a news junkie. All the political blogs, the NPR in the car... Hell, just right now I tabbed out of this window to check InstaPundit again. I haven't smoked a cigarette in one month and nineteen days, and I did that cold turkey. I think I'm going to try a week without news. I'm kind of cheating by doing it next week, but it'll be an easy start. I'm going to be very busy next week at two shows in Kansas City, then I'll be in Austin all weekend, but it'll be good for a start. Monday and Tuesday are going to be tough, but I think I can get through it.

Ick, but I guess I'm going to try to finish up my work on the Movable Type installation. Watch for a Brand New Layout in this space Any Time Now.

And listen to Radio Paradise... Damn, they're playing some very, very good stuff right now.

04.19.2002
(Afternoon)

Natalie Portman responds to an editorial in the Harvard Crimson in which a law student framed the Arab-Israeli conflict as "Israel's racist colonial occupation" in which "white Israeli soldiers destroy refugee camps of the brown people they have dispossessed for decades." Natalie learned a lesson early that the Palestinians still don't seem to understand.

No women, no children.

04.19.2002
(Morning)

This is odd... Among the calls for war crimes trials against Ariel Sharon and the calls for the PLO to renounce their recognition of the state of Israel at Arab News is a review of the new Wu Tang Clan album.

The album starts off with the token old-school Kung-fu sample (which we have grown to love), and then "The Hood" starts the festivities on a promising note. "Soul Power" is a great track. Musically, RZA ventures into unexplored areas here, blending some bongos and other "Organic" percussion interments with a jazzy flute loop. This is a little similar to rap music before the "Gangsta" rap era, but a little more modern. The track also features the brilliant Flavor Flav from Public Enemy, doing what he does best, hyping up the track with random rhymes.

And they only bash the US once in the course of the review...

04.19.2002
(Morning)

You may have heard about the recently launched New York Sun. Well, the folks at the New York Post are not impressed.

04.18.2002
(Afternoon)

I am tired just about all the time. I yawn all day and all night, regardless of how much sleep I get, how much exercise I get, how much caffeine I do or do not drink. It's getting to the point where I'm considering asking my doctor about it when I go in for an annual checkup in a couple of weeks.

And then I read this story about a new pill, Provigil, which apparently just about eliminates the need for sleep without any (yet known) side effects. It doesn't sound like I could get this, but if I could, I would.

04.18.2002
(Morning)

I support Condi for NFL Commissioner.

04.18.2002
(Morning)

I'm always happy to participate in the latest trends.

04.16.2002
(Morning)

I got at least the two Big Smith shows I have handy added to a new Show Offers page. I hope to find setlists for the Steve Kimock Band shows I have, but I don't want to list those until I find the setlists and make sure I still have the source around. In the meantime, if you're interested in the Big Smith shows, email shows@gimpysoft.com and we'll figure out how to get them to you.

04.16.2002
(Morning)

Did I ever mention that Tom Tomorrow rules?

04.15.2002
(Afternoon)

I went to see a reading by David Sedaris last night. It was pretty cool, actually. He read several stories, took questions from the audience, then signed books. Since I'm a moron, I didn't think to bring any of my books to have them signed but the reading was enjoyable. He was even funny just answering questions from the audience.

If you're bored, feel free to check out the Esquire David Sedaris Archive.

04.15.2002
(Morning)

I had a hell of a weekend in Fayetteville. It had been a while since I had caught a Big Smith show at Chester's Place. Those are always the best shows. The last several times I've seen the guys, they've either been opening up for someone else or there were so many opening acts that they ended up playing a shorter than normal set. Weekends at Chester's are always nice... They take a lot of requests and play lots of songs that don't often make it in to shows elsewhere.

While I was in town, I managed to acquire a couple CDs of shows from a friend of mine that tapes. I have both sets of the 3/23/02 show in Joplin, MO. I also got a copy of the second set of the 3/15/02 show from Chester's in Fayetteville. That one has an excellent recording of I'll Fly Away, and I listened to it most of the drive home. Since I haven't made the investment it takes to start taping shows myself, the least I can do is help to distribute them, so if anybody is interested in copies, email me and I'll get some copies to you. I'm working on posting setlists, and will have those up tonight.

While I was in town, I ran into a lot of people who are going to the Bonnaroo Music Festival in June. It sold out last week, and although I can't really find how many tickets were sold, I have a feeling this is going to be very, very big... I think I'm going to take an extra day off to make sure I get in to town nice and early. That's going to be cool... One of the attractions is a Sunday morning gospel tent. We need to start an email campaign to get Big Smith signed to play the Gospel tent. I've often thought it would be cool to see them do a whole set of nothing but gospel tunes.

04.11.2002
(Night)

And once more Layne comes out swinging!!! Well, I guess not, but he has responded to Tom Tomorrow's retort.

What I wouldn't give to sit in a bar and listen to those two guys drink and talk... Hey, Tom lives in New York, Ken lives in Los Angeles, I live in Kansas City... Why don't you guys meet halfway? Beer's on me...

04.11.2002
(Night)

I am very close to getting Movable Type working on here. I had to go play racquetball, otherwise I probably would have finished it up tonight. I just need to do a bit more tweaking on the new page layout, then spend hours and hours manually importing all my old entries into the new system. Then you will be able to post comments, such as "That post really sucked!" "Why do you bother?" "You just stole that from InstaPundit you loser..."

That's going to be great. But I'm off to Fayetteville tomorrow after work for two days of Big Smith. See you all down there...

04.11.2002
(Afternoon)

This one is old, but new to me. A Guardian column by Salman Rushdie on the danger of the United States losing the moral high ground if we misstep in the war on terrorism. I think this is what worries folks like Tom Tomorrow. (And me too...)

04.11.2002
(Afternoon)

Among this year's congressional pork, $273,000 to combat Goth Culture in the state of Missouri. I need to get a job working for this department. Where can I sign up?

04.11.2002
(Afternoon)

Feel bad. Feel very bad. Right here you can find out what other people accomplished when they were your age.

04.11.2002
(Afternoon)

On a lighter note, the new Startling Stories: The Megalomaniacal Spider-Man by Peter Bagge comes out next week. This is a retelling of the Spider-Man story with the twist being that Uncle Ben was not killed in the robbery, and therefore Spider-Man never learned that "With great power must also come great responsibility". Instead, his mantra becomes "Look out for number one."

Peter Bagge's stuff for Suck and Reason was always cool, and I've been looking forward to this since I heard that he was doing it. Back in my (brief) comic book collecting days, I almost exclusively bought Spider-Man comics. This should be cool.

04.11.2002
(Morning)

Hold on to your hats, folks... We finally have some calm, rational, reasonable debate about The War and American foreign policy going on...

In the blue corner, representing a skeptical view of the War on Terrorism and American foreign policy in general, from New York City, Mr. Tom Tomorrow! In the red corner, representing the view that The War is necessary, and American foreign policy isn't all bad, from sunny Los Angeles, California, Mr. Ken Layne!!!

Round 1: Tom Tomorrow attends a talk by Tariq Ali, and posts some comments about the talk. He points out that before September 11, leftist feminists were the only ones pointing out the brutality of the Taliban. He closes with a quote by former Marine Corps general Smedley Butler on the theme that war is a racket meant only to promote corporate interests overseas at the expense of the people of other lands. Ken responds, pointing out that none of the leftists were willing to suggest the only means that would actually lead to the fall of the Taliban, military action combined with forced withdrawal of Saudi and Pakistani support for the Taliban. He goes on to provide some context for the quote by General Butler, and laying out some of the history that led up to Butler's speech. He goes on to attack the left for always being down on America, and never seeing it's good side. He closes with the promise of Robot Dogs for all, and a vision of Space Colonies all over this filthy galaxy.

Round 2: Tom Tomorrow responds that it is precisely because he believe in the fundamental promise of America that he gets so angry when our government fails to live up to the lofty ideals it espouses. He challenges Layne to a drinking contest and points out that you can be against both Israeli aggression in the Palestinian Territories AND against Palestinian suicide bombers.

My poor summaries don't do these guys justice, so I strongly recommend reading this back-and-forth. It's probably the first point/counterpoint I've seen that hasn't devolved into name-calling, and I do think that there needs to be more of this. Tom does admit that he doesn't claim to have the answers, just a lot of questions that he doesn't see as being addressed. I share his concern, but so far, I haven't seen anything happen to make me think that we are not following the correct course of action. Events in the war continue to develop, and our goals are so open-ended that I can project what my goals for the war would be and honestly expect that we're working towards those goals. Replacing theocracies, dictatorships, and monarchies in the middle east with open, secular governments, for example. This isn't a stated goal of the administration, but I can hope that it is one that they're working towards.

But for now, I'm willing to side with Ken. I'm concerned, but I'm still willing to give the current administration the benefit of the doubt. I don't think that they're just floundering from one crisis to the next, I think that they have an idea of what they're doing. When fighting a war, you don't telegraph your every move. However, I am trying to keep an open mind and listen to dissenting voices.

At least when they're not morons... I just wish we had more dissenting voices that sounded more like Tom Tomorrow, and less like Indymedia.

04.11.2002
(Morning)

Photodude has a great post on the Pulitzer Prize for photography, and some controversy surrounding it. Apparently, many think that the honor should have gone to the photographer of the firemen raising the flag over the rubble.

Photodude disagrees. He provides a link to another story from the attack that I wasn't aware of. Photojournalist Bill Biggart got a bit too close after the planes hit the Trade Center, and was killed documenting the scene when the towers collapsed. Later, his cameras were found and his film developed. You can view the pictures in a slideshow linked from that story. Photodude thinks Bill Biggart deserves the prize.

04.10.2002
(Afternoon)

Have you ever been stuck in a strange city and not known the closest place to buy Skittles? Well fret no more.

04.10.2002
(Afternoon)

Damn the weather... I was hoping I might be able to sneak in a quick canoe float on Saturday while I'm down in Arkansas, but it looks like it's going to rain.

04.10.2002
(Afternoon)

Day 6 in the outage at the Skittles/Starburst Chew The Clue website. I now have eight Skittles wrappers sitting on my desk. When will the madness cease?

04.10.2002
(Morning)

Hey, you won't catch me complaining about *N Sync's Lance Bass being shot into space.

What's that? They're bringing him back too? Well, it sounded like a good idea, anyway...

04.10.2002
(Morning)

I enjoyed the Big Smith/Emmylou Harris show last night. Big Smith rocked the house. It was a sit-down concert, the first one of those I've been to in several years. The last concert I can remember having gone to with seating was U2 in the Astrodome in 1997 or so. But maybe I'm just not remembering right... Regardless, the sit-down thing was definitely different for a Big Smith show. People really seemed to like the music, and Jody's mandolin solos consistently got a loud round of applause from the audience. The only song I was expecting to hear that they didn't play was "Bareback Riding".

After their set I got up to get a drink. I had to walk by the table where they were selling shirts and CDs on the way to the bar, and they were absolutely swamped. Normally Jay takes care of the sales himself, but there were so many people crowding in to get stuff that some of the other guys were out there too. I saw five people who bought all three of their CDs when I got to the bar, and countless people who had one or two. They announced next week's show with Del McCoury, and I think that the guys may have made some new fans last night. I hope they pack out the Beaumont Club next Thursday... And I'll see you all in Fayetteville this weekend...

04.09.2002
(Morning)

This doesn't surprise me at all. Once Congress decided that it was OK to run a federal budget deficit (due to the war, of course), it's time to dip into the trough. This morning on the local news I heard back to back stories about how funding had been approved to renovate stadiums in St. Louis and Kansas City, followed by a story that Missouri's governor was furious that the Missouri legislature didn't vote to dip into the "emergency" fund to avoid running a budget deficit. I'm sorry, but if you can afford to build and renovate stadiums, you are not in a budget emergency.

04.09.2002
(Morning)

And for the record, it has in fact been one month and nine days since the last cigarette I've smoked. That's kind of cool, I guess.

04.09.2002
(Morning)

Crap. It looks like my cable modem service is going to start charging more for people who use an above average amount of bandwidth. I actually don't think that this will affect me, but I guess I'd better throttle back my porn downloads...

04.09.2002
(Morning)

I've been reading a bunch of political blogs recently, and I've clicked through to The Kolkata Libertarian a couple of times before. I did so again yesterday, and noticed it's written by a fella I used to fence with when I lived in Houston. Small world...

04.09.2002
(Morning)

Forces are conspiring against me today. I drove by two (not serious) accidents on the way in to work, and my normal twenty minute drive in to work took me over an hour this morning. Then when I got in to work, I got in the elevator, and people had it stop on every floor on the way up to mine. Then my Skittles got stuck in the snack machine. The Skittles Chew The Clue contest website is still down (five days now), so I can't check my Skittles wrappers to see if I've won $5000. And the wrappers are starting to pile up on my desk.

Oh well, at least I get to see Big Smith and Emmylou Harris tonight.

04.09.2002
(Morning)

I made my monthly update to the weight chart. Little progress to be shown, but in the last week or so, I'm finally starting to think that maybe the weight gain is due to increased muscle from the weight lifting. There's still plenty of fat, but I think it is starting to go, finally. Unfortunately, I don't know what exactly to do about the tattoo. At the rate I'm going, I might never make that goal weight unless I stop lifting.

I guess I'll just play it by ear. And I think I'm going to have to step up my diet a bit. I need to find some healthy places to eat near work...

Speaking of which, gotta go... Damn this Daylight Savings Time...

04.08.2002
(Night)

Are you addicted to sex? Find out here.

04.08.2002
(Morning)

NPR's Morning Edition did a cool "Present At The Creation" story on the French Quarter this morning. Audio will be available at around noon today...

04.05.2002
(Morning)

Wow, Matt Welch has some really good stuff too. He's written a nice little post on how Palestinian apologists really aren't doing the Palestinians any favors...

04.05.2002
(Morning)

Ken Layne should write for The Onion. One of his posts yesterday:

Ignored By World Media, Angola Quits Civil War

04.04.2002
(Lunch)

I captured one of the shows, but haven't started converting it to a usable format yet. I'm also installing Movable Type on the site, so I'll be able to allow comments, links to individual posts, better searchable archives, I'll be able to let some of you guys post to the site if you're interested. That's still going to take some work, as I'm going to have to re-jigger the site's layout again. But it's been in need of an overhaul for a while. Stay tuned...

04.04.2002
(Morning)

Probably my favorite political comic is This Modern World. Yes, it's more liberal than my views these days, but he does seem to always have a fair take on things. His blog has also made my daily reading list. People who ask where the liberal political blogs are should be immediately referred to his site. But I also love the non-political stuff he puts on there occasionally.

Like this. (Shockwave with sound...) Although perfectly entertaining as it stands, could any of my Japanese speaking readers provide a translation?

04.03.2002
(Morning)

I finished up reading Good Omens over the weekend. It was pretty good, and I could see it being an excellent Terry Gilliam movie. Apparently Terry is having trouble getting financing for the project, so he may shelve it in order to at least get something done this year. After Monty Python, Time Bandits, Brazil, The Fisher King, Twelve Monkeys, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas it is an absolute travesty that Gilliam still has trouble getting funding for his pictures.

I'm now reading a book called One Palestine, Complete. It's by a Jewish author, but from many reviews I've read he's one of the most objective historians writing on the subject. This book only covers the period from the British capture of Palestine from the Turks to the formation of Israel. I'm honestly more interested in the history from then until now, but I guess this is as good a place as any to start.

04.02.2002
(Lunch)

Cool! I come up on the first page on a Google search for "fuck off Ryan".

As it should be.

04.02.2002
(Morning)

I plan tonight to work on the web site, mainly to start re-capturing the shows to improve the quality, and hopefully to allow links to individual skits in addition to the complete shows. I'm sure I won't get anything posted to the site tonight, but I hope to have something soon. I got my new video card working now, so I should be able to capture video again, and at much better quality. We'll see. I think I'm going to stop using Real Video, though. The new player, Real One, really pisses me off. It pops up update notifications, and constantly suggests that you sign up for their premium music service. And you can't turn it off. The best you can do is tell it not to bother you for another month.

So I'm looking for something new to use. I don't think I want to use Windows Media, and I've never tried using Quicktime. I'll be experimenting. To start, I might just make the shows only downloadable, rather than streaming. It'll suck if you're only on a modem, but those of you with decent connections should get a much better quality product anyway. I'm just trying to see what the state of streaming media is these days...

04.02.2002
(Morning)

I think I'm going to stop posting anything to this web page and just make Gimpysoft.com point to James Lileks' site.

I saw on InstaPundit a link to a story about blogging in the Boston Globe. There have been a lot of stories about blogging lately, and I've honestly ignored most of them. I decided to read this one, mostly because Glenn at InstaPundit pointed out that the author of the Globe story seemed to think that Bjørn Stærk's April Fool's Day prank was real. So I checked out the Globe story

If you get a chance, give it it a read. Now I'll be the first to admit that some bloggers take themselves and the blogging phenomenon a little too seriously. But the fact is that these web pages do have an audience. I write mainly for myself and people who know me. This page can help friends keep up with what I'm doing, and maybe I send them to an interesting web page once in a while. But other bloggers appeal to a wider audience. This Globe piece is one of the most vicious, hateful screeds I've read in a long time. He prints an email from James Lileks, sent in response to the Globe writer's inquiry:

At his site called the Daily Bleat (www.lileks.com), humor writer James Lileks spews forth about his lovely child, the leaking fridge, and late-night television (Rod Serling is ''overrated''), and even began a recent meditation on events in the Mideast with the words ''I don't know what to say today. I really don't.'' My point precisely.

Bestirred by my uncharitable inquiry, Lileks demonstrates that he does have something to say. ''Oh, no. You're not going to write one of those clueless old-media `blogging phenomenon' stories, are you? My Bleats are just end-of-the-day remarks. That's all. Granted, I'm not writing about deathless issues such as the movie rights for the story of a Providence mayor'' - ouch! - ''but now and then a few notes on the war just slip in for the few dozen readers interested in the subject.'' Lileks also writes for the soon-to-be-extinct newspaper medium and signs off on his message with this comradely quote from Elvis Costello: ''I wish you luck with a capital F.'' Double ouch!

Well, I figured that Lileks probably wouldn't have written that unprovoked, so I checked out his site. He has a wonderful (and better written) piece on his site giving an account of his contact with the Globe writer from his perspective.

04.01.2002
(Afternoon)

Please tell me that the new layout at Sgt. Stryker's blog is not just for April Fool's Day...

04.01.2002
(Lunch)

Big Smith is shooting their first video this weekend in Springfield. Should I go? Probably not... Will I? Probably... I'm going to end up on CMT or GAC or something...

04.01.2002
(Morning)

A collection of the April Fool's Day prank webpages I've seen so far:

Google
The Register / InstaPundit
Bjørn Stærk

Hey, and Yassir Arafat just announced that he's calling for a halt to all suicide bombings!