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AL QAEDA FORMS OLYMPIC BOBSLEDDING TEAM

Washington, D.C. — According to a CIA intelligence report, the al Qaeda terrorist organization is busy putting the finishing touches on a new bobsledding team, as a means of infiltrating the Olympic games in Athens this summer. "Our agents uncovered the fact that there is absolutely no bobsledding event at the summer Olympics," Acting CIA Director John McLaughlin said. "We are proud that with cooperation and coordination of several government agencies, we were able to verify this was the case." Read More »

COLUMNIST 'DEAR DEBBY' IS BACK!

BFA HQ - That's right, after a long, drawn out hiatus, America's favorite "somewhat bitter, mediocre-looking friend of several really hot chicks" is back on BFA with her unique and insightful advice column. After salary negotiations and threats of a possible trade to The Onion, Debby agreed to return to the Bobfromaccounting if we no longer post her actual photo, which she insists was taken under poor lighting conditions and doesn't look anything like her. Also, she was being stalked by perverted readers. Don't let Debby's minor in psychology go to waste, read Debby's column!

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CRACK WHORES PREDICT BUSH VICTORY IN NOVEMBER

**Exclusive BFA Interview**
Two New York City prostitutes broke rank with their peers and shocked pollsters by predicting George W. Bush would handily beat Democratic nominee John Kerry in the November presidential election. The revelations, which have already sent shockwaves through Washington, put Kerry's team on the defensive, calling the statement "one-sided and confusing and indicated they needed time to thoroughly decipher the statement. "It's obviously disappointing but also really, really confusing. Read the interview »

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