Apologies to Scott McKenzie

If you're going to New York City,
be sure to wear a helmet on your hair.
If you’re going to New York City,
You’re gonna meet some wingnut androids there...

Look at all the events planned to counter the coronation of America's first dictator.

If I were there, just as Muslims put up signs pointing to Mecca, I'd have arrows pointing to New Haven, birthplace of you-know-who.

Then precisely at sundown, me and 100,000 demonstrators would turn that way and , cupping our hands to help our voices project further, we'd yell "Barbara! Close your legs!"

I know that sounds like too little too late and that retroactive actions are a measure of futility but Stephen Hawking says, if we do it near a black hole, there's a chance it could work.