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24 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: man in the middle (salary) attack

I hope Vic doesn't read this blog entry, or he'll figure out why I like working from home so much...

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/769...

Outsource your job to get a new one! This is the new mantra doing the rounds in the US IT sector.

Programmers are outsourcing their software modules to cheap and efficient labour in India. This way they get the best of both worlds- more money and more time...

According to this concept the techie is able to give himself a promotion outsourcing the specific modules to one or more Indian techies . While he takes the charge as a overall project manager...

Says a programmer on Slashdot.org who outsourced his job: "About a year ago I hired a developer in India to do my job. I pay him $12,000 out of the $67,000 I get. He's happy to have the work. I'm happy that I have to work only 90 minutes a day just supervising the code. My employer thinks I'm telecommuting. Now I'm considering getting a second job and doing the same thing."...

I actually think that this is 99% an urban myth, but it is a pretty amusing idea.

I've spent some time thinking about whether I want to delegate some percent of myBasket to overseas coders, and I think that the answer is "no". On such a tightly intertwined system, I need to grok 100.000% of the code base myself.

Fun to contemplate, though.

24 Aug 2004

email

TJIC: < effectively invites self over for dinner >

NZC: Sir, you forget yourself!

TJIC: And other things / people, too!

24 Aug 2004

email

NZC: Here I go trying to be a little more Irish and keep stuff to myself and all, and my wife goes and "helps" me.

TJIC: Alright; good on ya for trying to be Irish.

As your next step, I recommend that you down four Guinesses in rapid succession, then backhand her, to teach her her place.

Mmmm...on second thought, maybe you're just Irish enough with out any more changes.

NZC: You so funny, you illegal in 17 states!

24 Aug 2004

book

Subject: a Stephen Glass moment

Outright fraud and deception in Harper's

http://www.reason.com/hitandrun/006531.shtml#00653...

In the latest issue of Harper's, Lewis Lapham has a long, tiresome essay on the "Republican propaganda mill"...

Perhaps the most revealing part of the article is the paragraph where Lapham pretends to have heard the speeches at the Republican National Convention that does not open until a week from today...Lapham writes:

The speeches in Madison Square Garden affirmed the great truths now routinely preached from the pulpits of Fox News...while listening to the hollow rattle of the rhetorical brass and tin, I remembered

...the issue is dated September, but I got my copy in early August, and Lapham must have written those words in July. Didn't it occur to him that his readers might notice he was claiming to have witnessed an event that had not occurred when the magazine went to press? Evidently, Republicans are not the only ones Lapham thinks are stupid.

Disgusting.

I don't think that people talking about the fall of Old Media 9 or so years ago were wrong; they were just premature.

24 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: perfect weather

What an outstanding week!

24 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: my Saturday

I'd have to rank this past Saturday as one of the finer days I've had in the last six months or so.

Nick and I walked dogs in the Fells early in the AM.

I worked for The Man for several hours, earning beacoup bucks. This was followed by a tasty lunch with Clan Caruso. Afterwards we all retired to TJICistan. Around this time the weather changed, becoming mild, and much dryer, with a slight breeze: pure bliss. I had promised goddaughter Jen-O'-Pants that she and I would make a birdhouse together, so we went down to the shop, where I banged together a more-than-passable birdhouse from scrap wood. The tolerances weren't absolutely perfect, but with out planing the wood flat, etc., it was a pretty decent job. Then Suz took off with Jenn to grab mochas for all the men ( "No! She's the one that's rude...she brought the lattes!"). Later, she returned, and exchanged lattes for The Infant Wyles, and Guy's Night official began. NZC and I trucked on in to Hanna Sushi, and had a Thanksgiving sushi dinner that couldn't be beat...including an absolutely genius stroke of inspiration, "The Las Vegas Roll". This is like a Philadelphia Roll (scallion, cream cheese, and salmon) that has been...wait for it...lightly fried in tempura batter. Lallllllllll!

Post sushi, Nick and I rented My Dinner with Andre, which I haven't seen in about eight years. Nick and I had a lot of discussion about the movie, and I think I appreciated many more details than I had previously.

And that was my Saturday.

May there be many more just as good!

23 Aug 2004

frustrations

Sandalwood may smell nice, but when I, in my cube, four feet away, am gagging on the smell and feel a medicinal tingling in the back of my sinuses, it could be argued that you're wearing too much cologne.

23 Aug 2004

humor

NZC writes:

Cammie's a ratter

Or at least a mouser.

Susan called me to let me know that Cammie had brought a dead mouse to her and dropped it at her feet.

Weird. I would have expected she'd eat it. Maybe she had eaten a couple, and she was full.

23 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: The Globe, as accurate as usual

compare this:

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion...

August 22, 2004

IMAGINE IF supporters of Bill Clinton had tried in 1996 to besmirch the military record of his opponent, Bob Dole...

No one in 1996 questioned that record...

with this:

http://www.tedellis.net/dole-article.htm

Dole's War Record

As published in The Nation

Aug12/19, 1996

...the following composite picture of Dole's combat exploits emerges:

* In 1942, at the age of 19, Dole immediately answered his country's call...

* His unit was constantly under fire...

* His men considered him an aggressive, "recklessly brave" leader...

* For his "heroism under fire," he was awarded two Bronze Stars.

Yet all of the above is either untrue or exaggerated.

I don't know if Dole's record is exaggerated or not. I don't care. My point is that The Globe is pretty quick to hurl around falsifiable (and false) statements like No one in 1996 questioned that record...

23 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: Kerry is upset about 537 groups

http://www.truthlaidbear.com/archives/2004/08/22/5...

"They're funded by hundreds of thousands of dollars from a Republican contributor out of Texas. They're a front for the Bush campaign. And the fact that the president won't denounce what they're up to tells you everything you need to know -- he wants them to do his dirty work." --- John Kerry on Swift Boat Veterans for Truth

The page then lists some 527 groups. The Bush-aligned ones:

Swift Boat Veterans for Truth
Receipts: $ 158,750

The Kerry-aligned ones:

Media Fund
Receipts: $ 28,127,488

America Coming Together
Receipts: $26,905,450

MoveOn.org
Receipts: $9,086,102

Service Employees International Union
$ 16,652,296

American Fedn of St/Cnty/Munic Employees
$ 13,658,207

New Democrat Network
$ 7,172,693

Voices For Working Families
$ 3,668,280

Partnership for America's Families
$ 3,071,211

23 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: the scurilous political attacks about the candidate's self-inflicted wound

One presidential candidate has a purple heart.

Some people are questioning the conditions under which he got it, arguing that the wound was self-inflicted.

Here's an example of someone questioning the purple heart:

the candidate running on the contrast between his and [ his opponent's ] military record, [ but ] his campaign isn't eager to give a more accurate account... [ the candidate ] mainly speaks about his wound and rehabilitation. He has passed up several opportunities to correct the exaggerated versions in biographies, and in the case of his self-wounding has even approved a sanitized account in which his [ incompetence ] goes unnoted. Journalists continue to portray him as a hero, winner of [ varioud medals ]

How scurilous! How petty!






That was, of course, the Left, arguing in The Nation, that Bob Dole wasn't really a hero.

(via http://www.nationalreview.com/kerry/kerry200408230...)

23 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: the ideal startup rule

An interesting analogy occured to me the other day, after reading someone talking about social groups as running either "too hot", "too cold", or "just right":

One could contrive an analogy between the ideal gas law and social groups:

pv = nrt

Recall that this expands to

pressure * volume is proportional to number of items * temperature

If we define, for purposes of this analogy:

pressure = psychological stress
volume = the intellectual / task space of the project at hand
number = number of people
temperature = creative energy from the group

and recalling that we're looking for a "just right" temperature (too cold and nothing at all happens, too hot and too many bad reactions happen)

we see interesting predictions that seem to map onto the real world. Looking at the extremes first:

Now turning some of the knobs on the equation: I'm not convinced that this analogy says anything fundamental and new, but it is an interesting mental toy.

23 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: Japanese and SSRIs

It turns out that one big barrier to selling anti-depression meds to the Japanese is explaining to them that depression is a bad thing, and not the normal state of life:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/22/magazine/22DEPRE...

This traditional way of thinking about suffering helps to explain why mild depression was never considered a disease. ''Melancholia, sensitivity, fragility -- these are not negative things in a Japanese context,'' Tooru Takahashi, a psychiatrist who worked for Japan's National Institute of Mental Health for 30 years, explained. ''It never occurred to us that we should try to remove them, because it never occurred to us that they were bad.''

22 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: this is sickening...Kerry supressed evidence of live POWs in the 90's

It looks like - and this information comes from the left of the political spectrum - Sen. Kerry knew that there was very credible evidence of US POWs still alive in Vietnam, into the 1990s, and did his best to cover it up, leaving the men there to rot (or to be quietly killed, as Vietnam integrated with the outside world):

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0408/schanberg....

...Senator John Kerry... covered up voluminous evidence that a significant number of live American prisoners - perhaps hundreds - were never acknowledged or returned after the war-ending treaty was signed in January 1973...

The Massachusetts senator...carried out this subterfuge a little over a decade ago - shredding documents, suppressing testimony, and sanitizing the committee's final report - when he was chairman of the Senate Select Committee on P.O.W./ M.I.A. Affairs...

Over the years, an abundance of evidence had come to light that the North Vietnamese, while returning 591 U.S. prisoners of war after the treaty signing, had held back many others as future bargaining chips for the $4 billion or more in war reparations...

What was the body of evidence that prisoners were held back? A short list would include more than 1,600 firsthand sightings of live U.S. prisoners; nearly 14,000 secondhand reports; numerous intercepted Communist radio messages from within Vietnam and Laos about American prisoners being moved by their captors from one site to another; a series of satellite photos that continued into the 1990s showing clear prisoner rescue signals carved into the ground in Laos and Vietnam, all labeled inconclusive by the Pentagon; multiple reports about unacknowledged prisoners from North Vietnamese informants working for U.S. intelligence agencies, all ignored or declared unreliable; persistent complaints by senior U.S. intelligence officials...that live-prisoner evidence was being suppressed; and clear proof that the Pentagon and other keepers of the "secret" destroyed a variety of files over the years to keep the P.O.W./M.I.A. families and the public from finding out and possibly setting off a major public outcry...

The resignation of Colonel Millard Peck in...Kerry committee's tenure, was one of many vivid landmarks in this saga's history... In his damning departure statement, he wrote: "The mind-set to 'debunk' is alive and well. It is held at all levels ... Practically all analysis is directed to finding fault with the source. Rarely has there been any effective, active follow-through on any of the sightings ... The sad fact is that ... a cover-up may be in progress. The entire charade does not appear to be an honest effort and may never have been."...

What did Kerry do in furtherance of the cover-up? An overview would include the following: He allied himself with those carrying it out by treating the Pentagon and other prisoner debunkers as partners in the investigation instead of the targets they were supposed to be. In short, he did their bidding. When Defense Department officials were coming to testify, Kerry would have his staff director, Frances Zwenig, meet with them to "script" the hearings - as detailed in an internal Zwenig memo leaked by others. Zwenig also advised North Vietnamese officials on how to state their case. Further, Kerry never pushed or put up a fight to get key government documents unclassified; he just rolled over, no matter how obvious it was that the documents contained confirming data about prisoners. Moreover, after promising to turn over all committee records to the National Archives when the panel concluded its work, the senator destroyed crucial intelligence information the staff had gathered to to keep the documents from becoming public. He refused to subpoena past presidents and other key witnesses...

Schlesinger....the former defense secretary, who earlier had been CIA chief, was asked a simple question: "In your view, did we leave men behind?"

He replied: "I think that as of now, I can come to no other conclusion." ...

The story just goes on and on. Read the whole thing.

21 Aug 2004

book

Subject: capitalism...Russian style! (part 2 in an ongoing series)

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/21/international/eu...

...Russia has become a land of pirating...

21 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: Kerry met privately with communist Viet Cong and NV while in the Navy

Outstanding analysis of another Kerry campaign lie (call it a "biography fudge", if you prefer):

http://justoneminute.typepad.com/main/2004/08/spin...

...The puzzle - there was a time...when Kerry's press releases described an odd gap in his service:

...Kerry volunteered for the United States Navy...and served from 1966 through 1970 ...Kerry continued his military service in the United States Naval Reserves from 1972 through 1978.

What about that two year service gap?...

These were the two years during which he met privately with a North Vietnamese delegation and accused his fellow soldiers of war crimes...

his miltary records answered the...question - there was no two year service gap...

So - the Kerry campaign launched in early 2003 and for more than a year ran the wrong information about their war hero's miltary service...

the NY Times...wrote...

on a trip to Europe...Mr. Kerry, the 26-year-old ex-lieutenant ... managed to arrange a private meeting with North Vietnamese and Vietcong emissaries

Do you suppose the Kerry people prefer the Times version, or would they prefer to see

and on a trip to Europe... Mr. Kerry, the 26-year lieutenant in the Naval Reserve... managed to arrange a private meeting with North Vietnamese and Vietcong emissaries to the peace talks."

You make the call!

21 Aug 2004

frustrations

via Yahoo:

Temperature: 73 F
Dewpoint: 72 F
Humidity: 94%

blech.

20 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: my house is so industrial

Electrical power to the entire neighborhood went off a few minutes back. The UPS that keeps my main machine alive started bleating and wailing. I ran downstairs to do a clean shutdown.

The nice thing about my basement is that I've wired up multiple battery-backed emergency lights: one in the woodshop, one in the laundry area, one in the utility closet. So my path to the machine was decently lit...and then the machine itself, plus a monitor, are on UPS.

W00t!

This house is obscenely liveable.

20 Aug 2004

email

Subject: how do you afford your low-wattage lifestyle?

TJIC: I *will* have my own radio show someday.

NZC: a series?

TJIC: Yes, "Anarchist Coffee Hour".

NZC: We could buy commercial time. We could easily fill a half hour once a week, yes?

TJIC: I'm enjoying googling for low-power transmitters... Because, honestly, what's more punk rock anarcho-capitalist than just buying a transmitter and having at 'er?

NZC: Well, having the FCC come to your crib and smash your transmitter. That's pretty punk-rock.

20 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: capitalism...Russian style!

A friend who must remain nameless informs me that the CEO of a very very very large publicly traded company is in the board room of his office.

I commented that "I know of a way to make a lot of money", specifically:

  1. short lots of the firm's stock right now
  2. drive out to the friend's office's parking lot
  3. when I see the limo pull out, pull up along side and empty a clip into the passenger compartment of said limo.

Two problems:

  1. it would be hard to spend the money while on death row
  2. spending eternity in Hell wouldn't be much fun

20 Aug 2004

frustrations

Subject: more Arlington backroom socialist nonsense

http://www2.townonline.com/arlington/localRegional...

...The Symmes land disposition agreement...was not completed in time for a Monday night meeting at the Senior Center...

The broadest terms of the deal were explained... The project will feature 15 percent affordable housing, with another 5 percent dedicated to income-eligible town employees...

What?!? Why are 13 - 14 units going to town employees? Are they getting special price breaks? If so, why? If not, why reserve them at all? Why not let as many (or as few) town employees buy units as they want to? Questions:
  1. How much tax revenue have we lost out on / how much interest have we payed while dithering over organizing this town project, as compared with having let Symmes just sell the land ?
  2. How much money does the town lose out on by setting aside 13 - 14 units for town employees, as compared to letting those units fetch a fair price on the market?
  3. What town employees are involved in this decision? What town employees will get the units? Is there any conflict of interest?

20 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of bite

20 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: bizarre snailmail harassment

The Cambridge Center for Adult Education sent me an envelope today. In that envelope was "my" application to enroll for two classes with them, returned for lack of prepayment. "My" is in quotes, because I never filled such a thing out. The handwriting on it is not mine, and looks feminine (although I could be wrong).

The information on the application is interesting: my name, my (correct) street address, my (correct) phone number, my (correct) birth date.

Someone is using the federal mails to harass me. I've got a hunch who it might be.

Perhaps I need a restraining order.

20 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: Christmas in Cambodia

Kerry and his allies in the mainstream media have been trying to supress the Christmas-in-Cambodia story. That hasn't fully worked, so now they're in fallback position B: obfuscate the absolutely unrefutable fact that Kerry lied about Christmas-in-Cambodia (as documented in his own contemporanous diary) with lots of other charges - the ad was paid for by Republicans; even though Democrats pushed for a free-speech-encumbering law that makes it illegal for national comittees and candidates to coordinate with indepent groups, Bush should coordinate with an indepent group to get the ad off the air; etc.; etc.; etc.

The problem with this is that this line of defense won't hold either, and Kerry and allies will inevitable have to retreat to fallback position C, and perhaps later, D, etc.

It occurs to me that the problem with this is that the better they defend against the attacks, the longer they are news, and the more likely that they're still news in November.

What's better? Acknowledging a mini-scandal in August, and having it be old news by September, or fighting it tooth and nail, so that it's on all the talk shows in November?

Kerry is *so* toast.

W00t!

20 Aug 2004

politics

The NYT is all outraged that Senator Kennedy was stopped from boarding an airplane because of a terrorist watch list.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/20/national/20fligh...

Doesn't seem that unreasonable to me.

How many other senators have killed a mistress by driving high on cocaine and/or alcohol, then covered up the death by leaving the scene of the accident, failing to call the police, and lying about the events?

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_M._Kennedy#Cha...)

(http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr;=&ie;=UTF-8&q;=...)

20 Aug 2004

gun

Subject: high-heeled shoes, comfort, and self-defense

Virginia Postrel points to an article on engineering better high heeled shoes.

I can't say that I'm too interested in the subject: I've always tended to go for earthy/crunchy/tomboy types myself - I'd *far* rather have a woman wearing a bandanna to keep her hair out of her eyes as she swings a hammer than a fashion victim in shoes that cost a week's wages (err...by the way, in both cases, I'm assuming that there are additional clothes to complement the bandanna and/or shoes...).

However, this paragraph caught my eye:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A155...

The shoes are bad for a woman's feet. They can wreak havoc on the knees, the back, the joints. High heels shift a woman's center of gravity making her more likely to stumble. A woman cannot run in high heels, leaving her vulnerable.

Uh, ladies: there are two ways to be less vulnerable: being able to run away is one (but not an ideal one, as a woman of average fitness will be slower than a man of average fitness), and being able to fight back is the other. I realize that an IWB holster probably doesn't go with whatever clothes one might wear with $500 shoes...but even the smallest "little Gucci purse" has room in it for a Glock Warthog in .45 ACP.

And, by the way, I think that a nice Safariland or Uncle Mike's holster goes perfectly well on a woman wearing a bandana and a pair of work boots.

20 Aug 2004

humor

http://www.vandelay.com/2004/08/klugman-v-krugman_...

we compare the characters (truthfully, mostly Oscar Madison with the occasional Quincy) portrayed by one of America's most beloved TV actors, Jack Klugman, with [ NYT leftist editorialist ] Paul Krugman!

Klugman: Has ulcers caused by beer, spicy food, alimony, gambling and persnickety roommate.

Krugman: Has ulcers caused by knowledge that someone somewhere is getting a tax cut.

20 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: vote counting corruption in Florida

http://www.poorandstupid.com/2004_08_15_chronArchi...

On March 9, 2004 Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer won reelection with 12,422 votes out of the 24,375 ballots cast. However, to avoid a runoff Dyer needed to break the 50%, which he did in the end by only 234 votes, and with the help of a good number of absentee ballots.

As it turns out, 264 of those absentee ballots were witnessed by Ezzie Thomas...

Mr. Thomas was paid $10,000 by Mayor Dyer to collect absentee ballots for the election and that his handling of absentee ballots has been under scrutiny in the past...

second place finisher Ken Mulvaney ... interviewed a number of absentee ballot voters and eventually produced 42 signed affidavits alleging mishandling of ballots.

On April 8 a circuit judge in Orlando decided there was enough evidence to proceed with the suit. Additionally, Mulvaney's complaint sparked the FDLE criminal investigation which Herbert decries as a concerted effort to suppress the black vote.

Got that? *Democratic* vote counting corruption in Florida...and the investigation of this corruption is being called "a concerted effort to suppress the black vote".

20 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: if you want something done right

A storm blew down a tree across a trail around the Res about five or six days ago.

I waited in vain for most of a week for one of the various relevant government entitities to do something about it.

Today I took a packsaw on the walk, limbed off a tangle of branches, then cut through the trunk (it was only about 8" in diameter), then cleaned up the trail.

If you want something done right - or at all - you should do it yourself, instead of waiting for gold-bricking, tax-leaching likely-unionized government employees.

In related news, the town has a new policy that one may not throw out hot water heaters with out a $15 special assessment. One can have 15 kids, and throw out 30 bags of trash every week, but if one is a single taxpayer putting out one small bag a week, one gets no rebate, and one has to pay extra every 10 years when a hot water heater dies.

I'm considering sawzalling up the hot water heater into pieces until it fits in garbage bags. It will be a lot more work - far more than $15 worth - but I prefer to never give an inch.

19 Aug 2004

book

JWZ on AVP:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/375211.html#c...

Alien vs. Predator:

First, I note with surprise that there are only 12 hits for "alien vs predator" "slash fiction".

The effects are good... Pretty much everything else sucks...

I haven't read the Alien vs. Predator comics (I could smell the stink on that shit from a mile away) so maybe some of this made more sense there (but I doubt it.)

19 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: Why Would a Libertarian Vote for Bush

I've recently decided that I'm going to vote for a Republican president for the first time in my life: the War on IslamoFascism is too important, and the LP guy - Baradnack - is such a flake, that I can't stomach my usual protest vote...but doubts about Bush being a real conservative on tax-and-spend issues kept eating at me.

This is helping to settle my stomach:

http://www.dynamist.com/weblog/archives/001264.htm...

[T] he WaPost...and the NYT...have suddenly discovered that the Bush administration has taken a dim view of regulation. Now John Kerry is ...joining the chorus of condemnation...

The reporters take the attitude that any restriction approved by "activists" and disapproved by "business" must be good--end of debate.

This NYT graphic tells the story...

Taken as a whole, this latest media campaign offers an answer to an oft-asked question: Why on earth would a libertarian vote for George W. Bush?

19 Aug 2004

misc

"Northern Exposure"'s Adam: not such a reach after all:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/18/dining/18ALAS.ht...

MCCARTHY, Alaska

KIRSTEN RICHARDSON, a cook who lives here, wanted to make some gnocchi to go with salmon a friend had pulled from the nearby Copper River. But a quick check of the pantry told her she needed Parmesan cheese and eggs, among other staples. So Ms. Richardson left her cabin in this tiny village deep inside Wrangell-St. Elias National Park, and made the 600-mile round trip to Anchorage.

After stocking up, she drove eight hours east from Anchorage, to where the gravel road ends at the Kennicott River, a torrent of cold water and gray silt passable only by footbridge. She hauled her food over it and stashed a 20-pound bag of Walla Walla onions in a friend's root cellar.

One of the longest glaciers in the world is just a few miles away, and natural refrigeration is available to anyone with a pickax.

...

19 Aug 2004

hardhat

Subject: PGP (pretty good plumbing)

The new hot water heater has been spliced into the infrastructure of TJIC-istan.

I did a decent job: I

It wasn't absolutely smooth, but there were far fewer hiccups than in previous plumbing tasks. Part of that is due to practice; part is due to the infrastructure I built in over previous jobs: having ball joints upstream of the job made it very easy to work on dry pipe. Now, the new infrastructure enhancement (the flexible hoses) should make the next hot water heater swap a cinch.

My soldering skillz, while not world class, are getting better. Everything went right the first time, no leaks, etc., etc,. etc.

The one thing I want to do is switch from MAPP to regular propane: with MAPP it's too easy to overheat a joint.

19 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: best /. headline ever

On the topic of using wireless networks to keep military personnel in touch:

"Semper WiFi"

( http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/08/19/134424...)

19 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: the best seller of '76

Howard Rheingold pontificates out his vapor hole, and handwaves about a 'new economic system' born of 'unconscious cooperation' embodied by such technologies as Google links and Amazon lists, Wikipedia, wireless devices using unlicensed spectrum, Web logs..

Hippy that he is, he declares all of this be post-capitalist.

One commenter has another take:

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=118312&cid;=999...

Congratulations, Howard, you're discovered free markets. Self-organizing, self-optimizing.

Best of all, gussy it up with some techie-speak and no one will ever notice you're repeating one of the best sellers of '76.

1776.

18 Aug 2004

humor

Epicure NZC opines:

we haven't eaten out for two whole days, which is getting to be a bit of a strain, frankly, and which... militates for eating out

18 Aug 2004

work

I talked to the VP of Engineering on Monday and told him that (a) I was bored; (b) this work is ass [ where "ass" is a technical term meaning "less than 10% of it is actual software engineering, and therefore leads to skill/brain rot" ] ; (c) I'd like to figure out when I can leave this project because of 'a' and 'b'.

Of course, I couched it in very professional terms.

Anyway, as I walked in this AM my bosses pulled me aside and told me that I didn't hve to do the ass work, and they had a cool little project for me.

W00t!

Let's hear it for calm, non-confrontational, yet clear communication!

And also, good bosses!

In other news, I am delving deeper into the Zen of CSS. I think I can give a reasonable clear and correct explanation of how conflicting rules cascade and resolve.

Which means that I've got one foot into the Dark Side already. ;)

18 Aug 2004

frustrations

Subject: Stores and brands that deal only with "The Trades": Pfft!

My hot water heater discreditted itself yesterday (at least, I consider any water heater that sprays pressurized water at the ceiling to be aquitting itself poorly).

It's an A.O. Smith brand, and 7 years into a 10 year warrantly.

I've got a reference number that theoretically entitles me to a new hot water heater...but it turns out that in practice, this is not a magic token for a hot water heater; it's a magic token that, when handed to a licensed-by-the-state-of-Massachussets-as-a-plumber-and-a-rectal-price-gouger allows me to get a new hot water heater for free $400!!

I tried some social engineering to get around this: I posed *as* the plumber when calling various local, regional, wholesale, etc., distributors. Their defenses against a free and efficient marketplace are legion: all I have to do is show up, pay a "shipping fee", show them my Skull and Bones membership card official state-assisted-monopoly plumber ID card...

I called the plumber who originally installed my hot water heater (the device has actually been installed twice: he installed it at location A; I disconnected it and moved it to location B, and re-connected it to brand new water pipes, exhaust vents, etc., that I'd installed). He'll cut me some slack: instead of charging $500 to install it, he'll charge me only $380 to drop off my new hot water heater.

Man, this "warranty" rocks the house: the device was not supposed to fail, so all I have to do is pay him $2 more than Lowes charges for a brand new hot water which comes with a longer warranty and I'll get a "free" hot water heater...but not installation.

Tell me, please, why I would possibly pay a $2 surcharge to get a hot water heater

I'm going to buy a brandy new direct-to-consumer brand hot water heater with a 12 year warranty, install it myself (this will be, what, the sixth or so time I've installed a hot water heater?), and give A.O. Smith a nice view of my hairy posterior.

17 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: 3-stage to orbit enemy infantry

Field correspondent NZC reports that 155 mm artillery shells have primers the size of rifle shells...and these primers have sub-primers in them.

Cool!

...smaller primers to bite em, and so on ad infinitum...

16 Aug 2004

work

Subject: field report from the far side of the river Styx

It was apparently important that I come into the office today, instead of working from home. The big reason for this was an all-hands meeting to discuss what the next steps are.

I got here at 11:45.

One senior team member was not available to meet.

I went out and grabbed lunch.

When I got back, he was gone for his own lunch, and expected back in an hour.

An hour later we learned that he'd gotten tied up in something, and had to start his lunch break.

When he got back from that, he announced that he had a meeting in 15 min.

It started 15 minutes late.

It's still going on now.

If it gets out in 1/2 an hour, and we then immediately have the all-hands meeting, I will have only been in the office about 4 1/2 hours, waiting for it to begin.

There's theoretically some large, amorphous, creeping, Cthulian horror of a task I could start on, but it gibbers insanely to itself, and drips slime...and it...it - twitches - and it's just not super inviting to snuggle up to. Thus: minimal progress on that.

This job has entirely sucked for the past two-three months. I haven't done anything particularly software-engineering-related. As the line from Fight Club goes: "this is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time".

16 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: Clay Shirky gets it wrong (yet again)

Clay Shirky argues that radio spectrum shouldn't be propertized: in fact, it should be depropertized. He bases this assertion on several economic fallacies.

http://www.shirky.com/writings/spectrum_public_goo...

Most issues the FCC deals with...are changes within regulatory schemes...Unlicensed spectrum is different.

the FCC could live up to its mandate of managing spectrum on behalf of the public, by allowing for and even encouraging engineering practices that treat spectrum itself as a public good. A public good, in economic terms, is something that is best provisioned for everyone (an economic characteristic called non-excludability) and which anyone can use without depleting the resource (a characteristic called non-rival use -- individual users aren't rivals for the resource.)

So, first of all, let's recall that public goods are notoriously under-provided, under-maintained, and over-used. This problem has gotten so bad at times that one of our most famous analogies refers to it - the Tragedy of the Commons.

...and Clay Shirky is arguing that we should depropertize something and make it into a public good.

Clay has two arguments: epistemologic and practical.

His epistemologic argument is that property refers to real things, and spectrum isn't a real thing:

Things like shoes, cars, and houses are all property. Property is excludable -- it is easy to prevent others from using it -- and rival -- meaning that one person's use of it will interfere with another person's use of it. Spectrum has neither characteristic. Spectrum is purely descriptive -- a frequency is just a particular number of waves a second -- so no one can own a particular frequency of spectrum in the same way no one can own a particular color of light.

Instead, when an organization 'owns' spectrum, what they really have is a contract guaranteeing Federal prosecution if someone else broadcasts on their frequency in their area. The regulatory costs of forcing spectrum to emulate property are enormous, but worthwhile so long as it leads to better use of spectrum than other methods can. That used to be true. No longer.

This is a silly argument: a point in spectrum/location/time is absolutely rival: if I'm broadcasting at 100 MHz at 39 Evergreen Ln at 10am this morning, you can not do likewise with out infringing on my bandwidth. It's true that we could share the spectrum by using heavy DSP and each only covering half of the available bandwidth, but that doesn't mean that the good is non-rival. It's like arguing that my living room is not property, because it's use is non-rival, because you could sit in my reading chair and I could sit on the floor.

The argument that - given the axiom that we're living under a government - there is a distinction between "real" property and "fake" property is likewise silly: if something is propertized, all it means is that there is enforcement for property rights. All except extreme natural law folks would argue that - pragmatically speaking - I own 39 Evergreen Ln only in so far as I have a deed that associates my name with the property's GPS coordinates, and the local police will enforce that deed if someone tries to move in with out my permission.

Now, it could be argued that this undercuts my anarcho-capitalist tendencies because I'm trying to argue a non-natural law position. Au contraire! I'm accepting, for the purposes of debate, Clay's (implied) axiom that we live under a legitimate government which has a legitimate role in propertizing or depropertizing things.

OK, enough with his epistemologic argument, on to his practical argument.

He argues that

Spectrum is currently valuable because it is scarce, and it is scarce because it is treated like property...

The potential threat to spectrum holders is clear. We have a set of arguments for creating and enforcing property rights for things that aren't actually property...

The rationale for all these rights, however, is to reward their creators for novel intellectual work. This does not offer much relief to spectrum holders seeking a justification for continued Government enforcement of scarcity.

Addressing these points in order:

First: spectrum does not have value because it is scarce, it has value because it is a substitution good for other things that have higher costs: sending letters by mail, running cables, communicating by narrow beam laser, etc. As a thought experiment: if cheap high-bandwidth, low-latency, non-radio communication came into existence, radio spectrum would lose most of its value.

Second: spectrum is not scarce because it is treated like property: there is a finite (i.e. scarce) amount of spectrum/geography/time-slice in the world. It is treated like property because it is scarce. As a thought experiment: if all frequencies were propertized and put up for auction, but the number of frequencies / bandwidth was somehow multiplied by 10,000, the price of any given frequency would be near zero. It's not the propertization, but the supply and demand that drive price.

Third: the rationale for some propertization of things is to reward creators (as Shirky says), but there are other reasons as well: to encourage good stewardship, to reduce inefficiencies due to conflicts, etc.

16 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: another maker kow-tows to a taker

Libertarians are wont to lump organizations and people as either "makers" or "takers". Makers create wealth: they generate new ideas, new products, and new jobs. Takers take wealth, opportunity, and market diversity: sometimes they redistribute the wealth it to others, sometimes they spend it on themselves, and sometimes they just destroy it (e.g. via regulations that stop something positive from happening).

I hate to get all Karl Marx-ish this early in the morning, but one can argue that one of the eternal fights of mankind has been that of the makers versus the takers: merchants versus royalty, kulaks versus communists, the American entrepeneurial class vs. FDR, Bill Gates vs. the FTC, Islamists versus everyone. Consider it a historical dialectic! < duck > < dodge > < weave >

As in any evolutionary system (bacteria, memes, a-life running around inside a Connection Machine, etc.) takers have gotten more clever over time. Teeth and fangs outright prohibition are passe these days: whispering and opinion making are all the range.

Case in point: Wal-mart. Wal-mart lowers the costs of living for everyone, both directly (for those who shop at Walmart) and indirectly (for those who shop at places that compete with Wal-Mart). They don't just transfer wealth from supplies to customers: they also help create efficiencies by forcing suppliers who wish to remain suppliers to root out waste. Sometimes this means that folks get laid off: but with our historically very low unemployment rate, this means that any folks who are thrown out of work are soon employed elsewhere, likely doing tasks that weren't previously being done, thus creating new wealth.

If there's one thing the Taker-class can't stand it's unbridled wealth creation, and the free market actually delivering benefits to the working poor (the Left owns the *idea* of delivering benefits to the working poor; the non-ideological-free-market owns the actual *practice* of doing so).

Thus, the Taker-class has been vociferous in its denunciation of Wal-mart.

The campaign is working. To buy off the destructive chattering classes, Wal-mart is now funding them. This is likely to be about as effective as the Philippine government buying off the Islamists in Iraq and the Philippines by giving them money, which can then be immediately turned into more weapons for the Islamists to attack with.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/16/business/16walma...

Wal-mart, stung by criticism of its labor practices, expansion plans and other business tactics, is turning to public radio, public television and even journalists in training to try to improve its image...

Wal-Mart announced plans to award $500,000 in scholarships to minority students at journalism programs...

Don't believe me that that money is going to be used against Wal-mart?

John Siegenthaler, founder of the First Amendment Center at Vanderbilt University, said, "Wal-Mart is doing what most corporations do: when they feel pain, they try to salve the wound." He predicted that "they may get less out of it than they expect to"...

NPR's ombudsman, Jeffrey Dvorkin... wrote in his NPR.org online column, "Wal-Mart symbolizes values that some listeners believe to be antithetical to the values of public radio" and suggested that "one way that NPR could prove that underwriting has no effect on its integrity is for NPR to produce more hard-hitting interviews, more investigative reporting and yes, even more scandalizing satires."

We can be sure of one thing: the taker's doing shake-downs of the makers will continue:

Jannette L. Dates, dean of Howard University's John H. Johnson School of Communications, hopes that Wal-Mart's scholarship will encourage other nonmedia companies to contribute.

"I'm going to go after some of those others and say 'See, Wal-Mart did this, why don't you?' " she said.

16 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: "punk's not dead!"...it's just really slow on the uptake

http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2004/08.htm...

Well, at the Dickies show, someone with one of the bands broke through the cage and stole a few bottles of booze. This is extra lame, considering that we are always generous with the drink tickets. But hey, it's punk rock to "stick it to The Man", right? Still, given that only 150 people showed up, they might want to wait for a night when The Man was actually making any money. Perhaps they didn't realize that they had already stuck it to The Man by simply not being very popular.

15 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: how biased is this?

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/15/magazine/15QUEST...

NYT: As a professor of economics at Yale, you are known for creating an econometric equation that has predicted presidential elections with relative accuracy.

Ray C. Fair: My latest prediction shows that Bush will receive 57.5 percent of the two-party votes. ......Historically, issues like war haven't swamped the economics. If the equation is correctly specified, then the chances that Bush loses are very small.

...

NYT: It saddens me that you teach this to students at Yale, who could be thinking about society in complex and meaningful ways.

So this guy does research, and says "there are two or three main variables that predict phenomena X", and someone - effectively speaking in the editorial voice of the NYT - is "saddened" that he'd dare teach this to students who should be thinking about society in "complex and meaningful" ways.

This is an amazing clash of rationalism, on the one hand, with irrational totem-worshipping, on the other. The NYT writer is effectively saying "your 'facts' may prove one thing, but I think that the world is complex, and therefore needs complex models, and any model that merely explains actual phenomena, but does not reflect my world view is illegitimate, and it saddens me that you would explain this predictive tool to others, instead of ideological models that I like but aren't as efficient".

Wow.

Hey, New York Times: the 19th century called.

It said that Romanticism and Irrationality are dead.

Or just very very ill.

15 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: family news

Brother Mark has gotten engaged.

Leaving me as the old maid of the Corcoran family.

Amazing! Given my personality, one would think I would have been snapped up long ago!

15 Aug 2004

frustrations

Subject: fear and loathing neuroses and poor geography at the Res

Around 10:15 am today I loaded up the dogs, and drove around to the Lexington side of the Res, parking on Rindge Street.

While walking back and forth along the shore line, I ran into a female jogger who had a dog with her. She stopped, and - while wearing headphones - said something indistinct. On her second or third utterance it became clear that she wanted me to leash up my dogs. Not having brought leashes, and not needing them, I told her that there was no problem, and I didn't need to leash them. She got worked up and told me that I had to leash them. I told her that we were in Lexington and I didn't need to leash them. She asserted that the entire Reservoir was located in Arlington and that I had to leash them. I informed her again that we were actually in Lexington (and that she should check a map), and that there was no leash law - dogs merely need to be under effective control (which mine were).

She decided to pull out a map and a GPS unit and investigate.

Wait, no that's not it.

She decided that discretion was the better part of valor, and turned around.

No, that's not it either.

Ah, I remember what she did!

She used a four letter epithet in front of my four year old god-daughter, then jogged past me and my dogs (at which point my decently trained dogs continued to ignore her and her dog).

If anyone else runs into this woman at the Res, be aware that she doesn't know the relevant geography or laws.

If anyone knows this woman socially, please point her to:

http://www.town.arlington.ma.us/Public_Documents/A...

http://www.lexingtonma.org/LexDir/towndocs/gbl/byl...

(ARTICLE 28, section 2)

14 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: Google Ad Words

So I vaguely recalled that - about 18 months ago - I had signed up for Google AdWords for TVR...and set up automated billing. At this point in time Technical Video Rental had been pretty much just a prototype page.

I thought to myself today: "Hey, I wonder how that's going?".

I had bought ads at $0.10 each, and had set a daily cap of $1 or so, so I knew I wasn't going to have served too many ads / have been billed too much.

After much hassle, I dug up the password, and logged in.

Over the last 18 months Google served up $16.50 in ads.

And directed each and every one of them here.

Doah!

Doah!

Doah!

Doah!

Doah!

Doah!

;)

14 Aug 2004

book

Subject: like Zetetic, except less colorful

Dan and I are thinking about doing a (web ?) comic together. My latest idea is that we stage the comic in the real world, take digital pictures, then gimp them up until our eyes bleed to a flat, overexposed monochromatic look. This aligns nicely with Dan's "I'll paint it in any color you want, as long as it's black...and has lots of violent brush strokes" aesthetic.

Our "business" plan is as follows:

Step 1: make web based comic with weird art style that appeals to noone besides us.

Step 2: ??

Step 3: IPO

Step 4: Profits!

Actually, we're going to stop after step 2, I think.

14 Aug 2004

book

Subject: awesome photoshop skillz by Dan

http://www.friendsofmenotomy.org/images/sepia_pond...

!!

14 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: if you catch my drift

first realize that there is no drift...

http://www.danieldrezner.com/archives/001566.html

Good grief. I've just discovered that my favorite word, tchotchke, or chachka, which I've always understood to mean "a cheap showy trinket," can also refer to "a mistress." The irony is that I've long been using this as a term of abuse for individuals, male or female, of dubious moral virtue, if you catch my drift. In fact, there's no drift. This term of abuse has come to encompass, over time, any and all individuals engaging in practices I find irksome, including, for example...

(a) not surrendering large caches of diamonds, amethysts, or rubies to me voluntarily, thus causing headaches down the road when I am obligated to forcibly "nationalize" said resources on behalf of sovereign Brooklyn, of which I am the sole freebooting representative, and fashion them into elaborate necklaces with which to lasso my pampered, perfumed albino camels;

13 Aug 2004
Currently reading:Hackers and Painters


politics

America! What a country!

Some benighted Marxist hell-holes have only one party - one socialist party - to vote for.

Here in America...we have four socialist parties to vote for!

http://www.politics1.com/p2004.htm

Someone alert Virginia Postrel: capitalism leads to an exhilerating plethora of choices!

Update: oops. I somehow failed to count the the Democratic Party when I was tallying socialist parties in the US.

One, two, three, four, five! Five!

Ha ha ha!

13 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: TJIC coming out for organized labor!?!?!?

In Massachusetts there's a little imbroglio going on right now: the state appoints attorneys to defend the indigent, as needed, and pays the attorneys. The problem is that the pay is pathetic (for someone with a law degree): they earn less per hour than I do.

So the lawyers are refusing to accept new cases...which means that poor defendants are unable to get any representation...which means that the state has to let them go. So far three defendants have been let go.

The talking heads are making the usual noises, but the facts seem pretty simple to me: there's an imbalance in supply and demand. If the state is going to mandate that lawyers must be appointed, and there's an inadequate supply of lawyers, the state has to raise the price it's going to pay.

Now Romney - technically a Republican - is arguing on the radio that the lawyers are somehow being immature, and that they should get back to work, and then negotiate for better wages after they're back doing the jobs.

This is the dumbest things I've heard in - well, hours! Say what you will about how the majority of American labor unions are corrupt, fascist organizations with ties to organized crime and - worse yet - the bloated US government - this does not invalidate some of the foundational principles of organized labor: negotiating for higher pay is a lot easier when a few object lessons are delivered to the consumer of the labor, specifically, the difficulty of replacing the labor.

The one thing that labor absolutely has going for it, and should have going for it, is the ability to turn off the tap. I hate state-mandated union shops, I hate state intervention that requires employers to allow union drives on their property, I hate union violence, I hate... you get the idea. But I do not hate workers who say, in reasonable tones, "You want to pay us crap? OK, find someone else who will take that; I won't".

What is Romney smoking? If you want the indigent poor to be defended, levy the confiscation of labor across the entire population with taxes; don't create a special levy that's only assessed on a subset of lawyers (i.e.: below market wages).

13 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: Cricket: Wiley E. Canine

Nick had me over for dinner. I loaded up the dogs, drove over. Cricket didn't want to come inside and get hassled by Cammie, so I left her in the truck. I'd done this once before and she jumped out a window and walked five blocks to get home, by herself...so today I made sure the windows were rolled up at least 1/3 of the way.

After dinner, I went outside: no Cricket in the truck.

I drove home, and, while crossing one street, looked left, and saw Cricket a few blocks away.

I turned around and picked her up. She was very happy to be back with her pack.

< sigh >

That dog is wiley.

13 Aug 2004

guns

Subject: sanity on NPR?!?!?

I was in the truck for 30 seconds and heard more of the typical infuriating NPR anti-gun bias: "On Point, with Tom Ashbrook" was talking about how the unconstitutional Clinton assault-weapon certain-cosmetic-features ban was due to expire, and he took a call from someone in Salem who identified himself as "an unapologetic Dukkakis liberal", and who announced that Kerry and the Democratic party were on the wrong side of this issue: the right to keep and bear arms was a fundamental right, going back to our forefathers. The host, Tom Ashbrook, snidely said "oh, yes, all those submachine guns and AK-47s on Lexington Green", and the caller totally aikido-ed the anti-gun mofo: "Yes, Tom, the American civilians then *were* using the submachine guns and AK-47s of their day, and they out-gunned the police - the redcoats - and that's why we won the revolution. I want Kerry in the White House and I think that the Democrats coming out for this gun ban is a bad idea, *and* it's going to hurt them. It's going to energize the base in the cities, and it's going to hurt him in the swing states".

Tom Ashbrook was thrown entirely off base - a Democrat, someone who passed the "Dukkakis sniff test" - in favor of gun rights? He staggered around a bit: "I'm not - are you saying that you're in *favor* of the second amendment, or that it's a bad political stance?". The caller shot back - again, perfectly - "both, with equal fervor!".

That's one liberal that - no matter how much else we disagree on - I can respect both for his clear thinking on the 2nd amendment, and for his ability to handle the bullying tone of the self-anointed NPR guardians-of-acceptable-thoughts.

http://www.onpointradio.org/shows/2004/08/20040813...

13 Aug 2004

frustrations

A while back I read _Goodbye, Good Men: How Liberals Brought Corruption into the Catholic Church_. I thought it was quite interesting, but I wasn't entirely convinced of it's thesis.

It's hard to remain unconvinced about the allegations of corruption as more stories like this one come out:

http://www.boston.com/news/world/europe/articles/2...

VIENNA -- A papal emissary investigating suspected homosexuality and possession of child pornography among student priests shut down the seminary at the center of the scandal yesterday, acknowledging his probe had bared "very painful" disclosures of sexual misconduct.

Bishop Klaus Kueng announced the decision three weeks after Pope John Paul II appointed him to examine allegations that seminarians were hoarding child pornography and had snapped photos showing themselves fondling one another...

Since the first discovery of pornographic images late last year, authorities have found about 40,000 photos and numerous videos, including child pornography, on computers at the seminary in the diocese of St. Poelten. Other photographs of seminary students kissing and fondling one another and their older religious instructors at the seminary also have been found. Some photos were published in Austrian media and triggered a public uproar that prompted the pope to dispatch Kueng to contain the scandal...

12 Aug 2004

frustrations

Mr Sunshine write:

You have been busy [ blogging ]

Yes. My job is terrible.

Well, OK, I exaggerate. I haven't *actually* been anally-raped by the boss today.

But it's pretty boring. I'm tar-ing up files, tweaking documentation, etc.

Blargh.

12 Aug 2004

tech

Subject: "x-ray" specs flashlight

Shine a RFID-reading "flashlight" at the side of a shipping container, and "see" what's inside it:

http://radio.weblogs.com/0105910/2004/08/11.html

By combining RFID tags containing photosensors with portable projectors, researchers from Mitsubishi Electric Research Labs (MERL) are bringing a revolution to inventory control. In "Projector lights radio tags," Technology Research News says that the "Radio Frequency Identity and Geometry (RFIG) system consists of a hand-held projector that shines dynamic images onto physical objects of the user's preference, and radio frequency identification tags augmented with photosensors, which identify objects for the projector." The RFIG lamps are demonstrated right now at the SIGGRAPH 2004 Conference held in Los Angeles.

Damn! So obvious (in retrospect) and yet so clever!

Some of those MERL guys, they're all right!

12 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: the book meme

This memelet has been going around the blogosphere forever (which is to say, for half a year, or so):

  1. Grab the nearest book.
  2. Open the book to page 23.
  3. Find the fifth sentence.
  4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
OK.

Assume, however, that the horsepower P, the stress S, the velocity V are known, and the width of the belt, W, is to be found.

From _Machinery's Handbook 16e_ (copyright 1959), p. 94 (flipping to page 23 and counting five sentences forward put me on page 94, because pp. 1- 93 inclusive are mathematical charts).

12 Aug 2004

book

I swear, this sounds like a line from a William Gibson novel:

http://www.pacificafund.com/blog/2004/05/14.html

I never realized that military hardware comes with "new car smell", but I suppose that plastic outgassing smells the same anywhere.

The fact that it comes from a venture capitalist, and not William Gibson is evidence that (a) the real world is getting science-fictional in a particularly Gibsonian sorta way; (b) Gibson sorta sucks these days, and just doesn't shoot to thrill the way he used to.

12 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: linksday

Well said:

http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2004/08/...

WHITMAN -- Contrary to what the popular bumper sticker says, skateboarding apparently is a crime.

Also well said:

http://www.pacificavc.com/blog/2003/02/14.html#a86

Living up to its usual standards of energy policy, the California PUC is apparently listening to some utilities that want to impose 'exit fees' on businesses that have the cheek to put up PV arrays and generate their own power.

Yo, morons: Imported energy! Global warming! Summer browouts! Clue!!

Something to give Jerry Falwell and folks an "I told you so" moment:

http://www.mannotincluded.com/about.htm

we operate the only fresh sperm donation service in the world that is open to any woman... single [ or ] lesbian

The original turbo-encabulator; accept no substitutes! I have only one question: get I get that with induction hardened mehanite ways?

http://www.floobydust.com/turbo-encabulator/

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the "turbo-encabulator." Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the medial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance.

Cool new magazine from O'Reilly:

http://make.oreilly.com/

The First Magazine for Technology Projects

Make brings the do-it-yourself mindset to all the technology in your life. Make is loaded with exciting projects that help you make the most of your technology at home and away from home. This is a magazine that celebrates your right to tweak, hack, and bend any technology to your own will.

"Why I dumped you", in power point:

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/blog/_archives/20...

Good essay on why "Lisp advocates get on my nerves":

http://www.troutworks.com/Timlog/timlog.php?y=2002...

Apes read Nietzsche, Otto, they just don't understand it:

http://www.troutworks.com/Timlog/timlog.php?y=2003...

A friend of mine who reads a lot of Buddhist texts told me of his favorite metaphor for anger. "Holding onto anger is like holding onto a burning-hot rock", he said. "You can hold it and keep it, but you know that if you do that it's actually hurting you. It's not just painful to hold it, it's actually doing you harm to hold it. So you have to open up your hand, and throw it away. You just throw the anger away."

I said "Um, OK, I think I follow you. But if you do that, then ... how are you going to get your revenge?"

Just because he's a dirty marxist doesn't mean that he can't write steampunk like a mo-fo:

http://www.fantasticmetropolis.com/show.html?rw,50...

Fifty Fantasy & Science Fiction Works That Socialists Should Read

By China Mieville

The sloth that dare not speak it's name:

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/07/30...

PARIS (Reuters) - An Electricite de France economist is in trouble with her employer after writing a tongue-in-cheek book about laziness in the French workplace. ADVERTISEMENT

An EDF spokeswoman said Corrine Maier, author of "Bonjour Paresse" (Hello Laziness), would face a disciplinary hearing at EDF on Aug. 17, but declined to give more details.

A source close to the issue said EDF accused Maier of not respecting company rules and sowing discontent among her colleagues by using pejorative descriptions in her book for low-ranking staff in companies.

The book gives examples of how to take advantage of the system by doing as little work as possible and describes how the most ineffective people are promoted to senior jobs where they can do the least damage.

Maier was not immediately available for comment.

Very interesting NYT article on little-known artist Lee Bontecou:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/07/30/arts/design/30KI...

The much-celebrated Lee Bontecou retrospective has finally arrived at the Museum of Modern Art in Queens at the end of its lengthy tour. It has been a victory lap for this nearly forgotten artist whose works, many of them unseen until now, have gone through some dizzying changes over the years. I suspect the exhibition will seem a revelation to many people.

The show's back story has become familiar by now. A star on the clamorous New York art scene of the 1960's, the only woman in Leo Castelli's famed stable, Ms. Bontecou made hulking, ferocious wall reliefs with yawning black cavities. She used Army surplus materials, twisted bits of bristly copper wire and weathered canvas strips of discarded conveyor belts from a laundry below her decrepit studio on the Lower East Side. At the Modern, these early reliefs pack a special wallop, thrusting out from the walls, a battery of loaded weapons threatening to go off.

They evolved into more elegant, billowing wall sculptures, partly translucent, almost like stained glass, rounded, sometimes backlighted and subtly colored, allusive but still abstract. They were lyrical and slightly humorous.

Troubling story about private oversea gulags where wealthy Americans can send their wild kids:

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,11...

When you have a teenager on the rampage, who are you going to turn to? In America, parents send their troubled offspring to Jamaica's Tranquility Bay - a 'behaviour-modification centre' which charges $40,000 a year to 'cure' them. Decca Aitkenhead, the first journalist to gain access to the centre in five years, wonders if there isn't too high a price to pay

I'm not with out sympathy to parents who's kids are running wild, using drugs, and engaging in self-destructive behaviors...but I wonder if a much better solution is not to turn down the amplitude on high powered careers and spend time with the kids...

An outstanding essay on RPGs have changed infrantry tactics:

http://fmso.leavenworth.army.mil/fmsopubs/issues/w...

A Weapon For All Seasons: The Old But Effective RPG-7 Promises to Haunt the Battlefields of Tomorrow

by Mr. Lester W. Grau

Foreign Military Studies Office, Fort Leavenworth, KS.

Want to stage massive deportations of right wingers and libertarians? Go ahead and try it!

http://technoptimist.blogspot.com/2002_06_23_techn...

Left Wing Tactical Difficulties in the US

I've noted a particular tactical problem that Lefties in the US face that they have not generally faced in other countries.

I was reminded of this difficulty by an exchange which occurred on Wednesday night's The Buzz on WABC radio in NYC. Hosts Malzberg and Bey were arguing about The Pledge case when Bey attempted to pull a switch on right-wing "love it or leave it" rhetoric by suggesting that conservatives who can't accept separation of church and state should be shipped out . Malzberg said, "go ahead and try." [Quotes approximate from memory.]

I feel confident that Malzberg was commenting on the tactical problem faced by liberals who attempt to oppress conservatives in America -- the balance of arms.

The fact is that conservatives (and libertarians) are much more heavily armed than lefties (and even more heavily armed than left-wing radical groups) in the US. Though half the homes in America have firearms, 10% of the population owns over half of America's privately-owned firearms. And what do you suppose the ideology off that 10% is?

More Duncan:

http://technoptimist.blogspot.com/2002_05_26_techn...

Don't Nuke Mecca

As tempting as it might seem to nuke Mecca if a weapon of mass destruction is used in the US by Islamic radicals, there are disadvantages...

Here's a better suggestion -- build a cathedral in Mecca...

Several precendents would allow us to invade Saudi Arabia, confiscate a small chunk of suburban desert outside Mecca and build a a fortress/cathedral there...

The benefit of this construction is that we can build it without harming any innocent people and all the world's Islamic radicals would be compelled to leave the rest of us alone while they attacked it. Their faith would hardly allow them to bother with building demolition in New York as long as the holiest sites of Islam were being profaned by the (hourly) celebration of the Eucharist...

To maximise the effectiveness of the attack, the church would have to be Catholic (English, Greek, or Roman). Those denomination's sacerdotal magic (featuring the actual presence of Christ) is much stronger than that of other Christian groups. Shouting Baptists just don't make it for this application...

Geek Tattoos:

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek005.html

The Islamic "science" that justifies making women wear veils:

http://www.islamonline.net/english/Science/2000/5/...

...Protecting the head is very important from a health perspective. Results of medical tests show that40 -60% of body heat is lost through the head, so persons wearing head coverings during cold months are protected about fifty-percent more than those who do not...

In the traditional Islamic medical texts of Al-Jawziyya, we can find numerous references to the "four elements" of fire, water, air, and earth, and how these affect the body in adverse ways. In particular, we are advised to stay away from drafts and to protect our heads in wind, breezes, drafts, and cold weather. All outdoor workers should wear some sort of head covering for this reason...

The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTI...

Michael Pelletier was browsing a Manchester, N.H., Barnes & Noble with his wife March 27 when a police officer, assisted by a colleague, suddenly grabbed him by the right shoulder and his holster and pushed him toward the corner of a bookcase, says Gunowners of America.

Pelletier was carrying a pistol openly at the small of his back, which became apparent after he took off his jacket.

The officers then disarmed Pelletier and escorted him out of the store. Background checks revealed no record, but officers and detectives issued a barrage of questions about why he carries a gun and what kind of training he had, the gun group said.

Pelletier received back his firearm then reloaded it and put it on his belt, under his shirt. He then went back to the store to complete his purchases.

The group said the police were responding to an anonymous complaint from someone "alarmed by the sight of a private citizen possessing a gun."...

The police... claimed it was reasonable for someone to feel alarmed and threatened...

The police department has offered no explanation for the actions of the officers...

"We believe the reason for Mr. Pelletier's complaint being classified as an internal investigation is to allow the police to keep the 911 call and other pertinent information secret from Mr. Pelletier's attorney," the group says...

The Creed of the Liberals. Truly, truly outstanding:

http://www.ashbrook.org/publicat/oped/alt/04/creed...

We believe in the United Nations, and Kofi Annan, the maker of international legitimacy.

We believe that the UN inspections worked.

We believe that SCUD missiles fired at U.S. troops minutes after the war began don\u2019t change anything;

We believe that 3 liters of sarin gas used against U.S. troops doesn\u2019t change anything;

We believe that finding evidence of mustard gas doesn\u2019t change anything.

We believe that the war in Iraq conducted by a Republican president was unjustified because it lacked UN approval;

We believe that the "military action" in Kosovo conducted by a Democratic president was justified without UN approval.

We believe that the Iraq war was unilateral.

We believe that the participation of Albania, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Estonia, Georgia, Honduras, Hungary, Italy, Japan, Kazakhstan, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Moldova, Mongolia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Thailand, United Kingdom, and Ukraine does not change the fact that the war was unilateral;

We believe that multilateralism can only be achieved with the participation of France and Germany;

We believe in multilateralism.

...

THAT will teach the squares! :

http://www.local6.com/news/3033064/detail.html

NEW YORK -- Two gay lovers -- a man in a black dress and a boy in only a pair of shorts -- protested their families' lack of understanding for their relationship by climbing a Central Park tree on Thursday, having sex in front of the crowd that gathered and refusing to come down for hours.

12 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: OK, this is funny, even if it shouldn't be

from a series of fake retro-ads (i.e. 21st century concepts in a 1940's style):

http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=131524&dis...;

12 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: the vast right-wing / anarcho-capitalist conspiracy revealed

Scott Munsey has figured out where I get my marching orders from.

From: Scott Munsey

So, Travis, you have devolved into being obnoxious not simply based on wacky but academic-sounding libertarian tomes, but to being obnoxious based just on pure attitude without any attempted connection to reality - just like your puppet-master, Karl Rove.

...

Damn. My cover's been blown.

11 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: supply side / demand side

http://www.boston.com/dailynews/224/region/Cuts_to...

Cuts to health programs could create backlog of HIV patients

Or, from another perspective:

Prostitution, multiple sex partners, anal sex, and IV drug use could create backlog of HIV patients

I suppose it all comes down to whether one considers oneself a supply-sider, or a demand-sider...

11 Aug 2004

humor

Someone on the arllist didn't enjoy my Jerry Garcia joke:

I can't figure out what you want from this gratuitous bit of nastiness. Are we to be amused? Irked? Grateful? Please send instructions and and also explain the Arlington relevance of the above.

My response:

I can't figure out what you want from this gratuitous bit of nastiness. Are we to be amused?

Yes.

Irked?

If you wish.

Grateful?

Yes. *Deeply*.

Please send instructions and and also explain the Arlington relevance of the above.

I had continued an ongoing thread, in the expectation that the people of Arlington, and specifically Rich Wenger, possessed senses of humor.

My apologies for my incorrect assumptions.

By the way, when David gets back from vacation, and you hand the list-king-crown back to him, give him my regards.

11 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: European governments make people lazy, and therefore poor

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/brucebartlett/p...

Europeans are frustrated. They have been behind the United States economically for years and thought this was due to lack of economic integration. So they created the European Union, with a common currency and virtually free mobility of goods, capital and labor throughout the continent. Yet Europe continues to lag.

A new report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows the United States with real gross domestic product per person in 2003 of $34,960 (in 1999 dollars). This is well above every European country. The most productive European country, Norway, has a per capita GDP of just $30,882...

In other words, Europeans produce no more per year than Americans did 20 years ago. And they are not catching up...

As a consequence, living standards are much lower in Europe than most Americans imagine... For example, it notes that the average poor family [ in the US ] has 25 percent more living space than the average European...

according to Eurostat, Europeans don't put in much of a workday, either. According to the report, the typical European only does a bit more than five hours of gainful work per day...

The OECD blames the unwillingness of Europeans to work as the principal reason for the lower output per worker and their lower standard of living compared with Americans...

why [ do ] Europeans take so much leisure time [ ? ]... a new study by economist Edward Prescott of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis provides the answer [ : ] Europe's higher taxes explain almost all the difference in labor force participation rates between Europe and here.

11 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: the Peter-principle, as applied to terrorists

Currently reading:FDR's Folly


http://cafehayek.typepad.com/hayek/2004/08/the_ter...

The implicit criticism is one you hear often about the war on terror: we should just give up, because by fighting terror, we enrage people and enlarge the pool of new recruits to the anti-American cause.

It's an interesting practical concern. Surely if the Hydra grows a new head every time one is removed, then you're simply wasting resources swinging your sword. Better to try some other technique.

But the criticism misses an important point about the distribution of terrorist talent. The criticism assumes that the guy on the bench is just as good as the first stringer. But I assume terrorism is like anything else - some are better at it than others. Getting rid of the best means that the ones who replace the best are not as good.

11 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: WTF?

A laser-cut piece of metal in the shape of Che Gueverra, that you can mount over the fan exhaust on your PC:

http://www.alphacool.de/perl/shop.pl?s=ad89ceea8ff...

My brain hurts.

11 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: genius!

Combining the three blogosphere-meme-du-jour threads:

  1. Planned Parenthood's "I had an abortion" T-shirt
  2. Glenn Reynold's wearing of the "racist" "celebrate diversity" T-shirt
  3. The USPS new print-stamps-with-your-own-pictures feature

http://acepilots.com/mt/archives/001141.html

(via Protein Wisdom)

11 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: limousine liberal

http://www.boston.com/dailynews/224/region/CBS_new...

NEW YORK (AP) "60 Minutes" correspondent Mike Wallace... was placed in handcuffs and taken to a police precinct in a dispute with city parking enforcement inspectors...

Wallace saw two Taxi and Limousine Commission inspectors interviewing his [ limo ] driver, who they said was double-parked outside the restaurant.

The TLC inspectors say... Wallace approached the inspectors and became "overly assertive and disrespectful," interfering with their ability to perform their duties.

I'm torn: on the one hand, the idea of an self-righteous limousine liberal getting all loud and huffy, and then getting arrested, tickles my funny bone.

On the other hand, isn't the right to be "overly assertive and disrespectful" part of what America is about?

11 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: Greenspun channels Christopher Alexander

Greenspun has an excellent radical (i.e. "going back to first principles") examination of the structures that we build to live in:

http://philip.greenspun.com/materialism/house-desi...

So let's figure out how to build an industrial loft in the suburbs or woods...

11 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: a journey in the vicinity of the twin peaks of Mt Kilimanjaro

Phil Greenspun's book report Paul Theroux's "account of his 2001 journey, overland by public transit, from Cairo, Egypt to Cape Town, South Africa":

http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2004/08/09

The words below are summaries of Theroux's 485-page book, not opinions of the author of this blog (who has only once visited Africa and then only to Egypt).

Black Africans are very comfortable leading a life of subsistence farming and frequent casual sex with lots of different partners starting at about age 10. They are basically quite happy and unmotivated to change this lifestyle, which makes sense because, at least in the villages, it is a great lifestyle (especially for the men, who get to spend all day every day drinking beer with their buddies while women work in the fields). Black African governments, however, are not happy watching their subjects dig potatoes in between bouts of lovemaking. This is not because they have anything against subsistence farming or sex but rather because it is difficult to tax subsistence farmers or 14-year-old working girls.

Black Africans sometimes express confusion as to how others achieve economic prosperity, particularly the Indians who operate most of the continent's small shops. One boatman on the Zambezi relates that his people believe that "Indians [kill young African girls] and cut out their hearts. Using the fresh hearts of these African virgins as bait on large hooks, they were able to catch certain Zambezi fish that were stuffed full of diamonds." A girl in South Africa notes "They say Indians never sleep. They just stay awake, doing business night and day. That's why they are rich."

Africans are basically incompetent at anything other than having a good time. They can't drive. They can't prepare a vehicle for a journey properly or change a tire. They can't grow food on a large scale. The smarter Africans sometimes are able to dupe a white person into making something work and then they steal it. This has been refined to an art in Zimbabwe where the blacks got the whites to set up farms that they could subsequently take over under land reform. Sometimes a farmer would go through two cycles of buying land, improving it, and watching it get stolen by "war veterans" before giving up. The whites eventually got wise, however, and moved their operations across the river to Zambia. The blacks who took over the white farms are unable to do anything other than have sex and farm enough for subsistence. To avert famine the government buys much of its food now from their former white citizens now living across the border in Zambia. This generalized incompetence doesn't keep villagers from having a good time but city life is a challenge because the colonialists who built the roads, sewers, etc. packed up and went home. Consequently Theroux finds the urban and infrastructure portions of Africa in every way and in every country worse than it was 40 years ago when he lived there.

Foreign aid requires the direct involvement of whites and/or Asians on the ground at every level. You can't give aid to African officials because they will steal the money. You can't give food to African employees in local villages because they will sell it. You can't give food to African parents to feed their hungry children because children have almost zero value in Africa and the parents will eat it themselves. So you need (mostly) Europeans at every level of the distribution chain right down to the troughs at which the hungry kids will eat.

Foreign aid workers are the most loathsome people on the continent. They roar around in fancy new air-conditioned SUVs and won't give rides to travelers such as Theroux. They aren't good for conversations in bars, either. Basically the only thing that foreign aid workers are good for is sucking the initiative out of the Africans themselves. But they are necessary because no Africans are willing to do the job. Any African who gets enough training to, say, become a medical doctor, either emigrates to a rich country or refuses to leave the largest cities. The only people who are willing to work in clinics in villages are white. Theroux's favorite stories are when earnest white Christians work for years sheltering and feeding street kids and then get set up and robbed by those very same kids...

Geez. Depressing.

11 Aug 2004

politics

On the Arllist someone posted that there was a letter about Nixon in the Globe.

Ah, the People's-Republic-of-Inside-Rt-128, where every Democrat is a Kennedy, every Republican a Nixon, every new regulation is a step towards Camelot, and all of the tax hikes are above average...

By the way, the ghost of Jerry Garcia called.

He said that the 60's are over.

11 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: My goodness, old chap - you seem to have stepped in a fex!

West Coast field correspondent Anton reports:

Subject: When the feces impacts the impeller

It may amuse you to know that _feces_ is the plural of _fex_.

Does that amuse me?

S---, yes.

10 Aug 2004

work

Subject: TVR in the hause

As you can see, I did some gui redesign for the blog...and also did some PHP and CSS work to make TVR not suck quite so much.

http://technicalvideorental.com

I'm gonna wash those frames right outta my site, I'm gonna...

10 Aug 2004

humor

http://www.pifflesquit.com/motorizedcouch/build.ht...

From the dawn of time, women have asked men to move furniture.

This is one man's modern response to this age-old request.

...I settled on West Coast Fiero to do the welding for me. I told them, "I want to build a motorized couch." They said, "You came to the right place."...

(via email from Lee)

10 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: monetizing moving water

http://agoraphilia.blogspot.com/2004_08_01_agoraph...

...What has surfing got to do with property rights? A lot. Although few of them admit or even realize it, surfers obsess about defining, getting, defending, and enjoying - especially enjoying! - property rights in waves. Specifically, surfers deal in rights to the area on a wave face capable of providing an enjoyable ride.

How do the rules of surfing embody a respect for property rights? First and most importantly, they uphold the right to homestead wave faces... Someone who repeatedly wastes waves, however, may soon draw blame for (in effect) violating the second Lockean proviso that no one take more property from the commons than they can use without letting it go to waste. (See the Second Treatise, section 31.)...

10 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: more on Yrena

Wherein Yrena launches a new attack on me, I rebut, and then she sends me two seperate email msgs wherein she notes that she will accept my public apology ...but only under certain conditions.

I'm getting closer and closer to taking out a restraining order on her.

Yrena Edwards:

Travis,

You protest too much. If you have a valid issue that you wish to discuss intelligently with me, take it off-list and I will be more than happy to address it with you.

Your beef with me is obviously personal and this constant re-iterating depicts you in the same light you are trying so eagerly to portray me. I don't know you, have not, do not correspond with you privately, except for once, where you berated my email, and I referred to you as a "Zen-master," and Einstein." The rest of this stuff is garbage. I don't even write the way these emails are written and have even apologized to the moderator and to another individual whom I made an on list off-color referral to. It seems odd that I have singled YOU out and then gave you permission to re-print scathing emails I allegedly wrote to you on your website, doesn't it? According to what I've read, I seem to write to you a lot. Interestingly, I don't write to anyone else on the list as often and in such a vulgar tone as I allegedly seem to write to you. You like to stir conflict, well congrats you did. Nobody's life has changed for the better or worse.

Again, if you have issues, conflicts, or allegations you wish to discuss with me, please take it off-list and I will be more than happy to discuss this with you. Otherwise, I consider the subject closed.

Thank you

I replied:

If you have a valid issue that you wish to discuss intelligently with me, take it off-list and I will be more than happy to address it with you.

Your conversation to me off list has so far included nothing but insults and genital references. I have no desire to discuss anything off list with you.

Your beef with me is obviously personal

Quite right.

You are a person who has seen fit to call me names, and then, once your behavior was demonstrated to the world, you began indulging in untruths and whispering campaigns.

My beef with you is *indeed* personal.

and this constant re-iterating depicts you in the same light you are trying so eagerly to portray me.

No, I don't think so.

You've been a notable uniting force on the list: even folks who I entirely disagree with have been sending me mail off list saying that they don't believe your assertions, and that even if I'm a "libertarian intent on destroying the Arlington public schools", I still don't deserve to be slandered and lied about.

Many of these folks have also been forwarding me off-list messages that you've sent to them, so I've got a very good idea of your modus operandi.

If there's one thing I'm sure about in this little contretemps you've created, it's that you and I are appearing in entirely distinct lights: both my friends *and* my political "enemies" agree on that.

I don't know you, have not, do not correspond with you privately, except for once, where you berated my email, and I referred to you as a "Zen-master," and Einstein." The rest of this stuff is garbage.

Yrena, this is a bald-faced lie, and you are a serial liar. I have your messages archived, including (as I've said before) routing headers, MIME segment fields, HTML appendices, characteristic misspellings and odd linguistic constructions.

I additionally have received a letter from a list member to whom you apparently bragged, face to face, that you had sent the "small penis" email to me.

This person said that he/she would be more than willing to be a friendly witness in any court case.

I don't even write the way these emails are written

Yes, you do.

In your whispering campaign, I've been BCC-ed by several of the folks you contacted, as they wrote back to you, where they cast grave doubt on your assertion that the emails I quote are not in your style. To a person, these folks who have seen fit to BCC me have argued to you that the emails on my site are exactly in your writing style.

It seems odd that I have singled YOU out and then gave you permission to re-print scathing emails I allegedly wrote to you on your website, doesn't it?

Yes, your behavior does strike me as very odd...so odd that I've wondered from time to time if it is symptomatic - not of poor character - but instead of actual mental illness.

Again, if you have issues, conflicts, or allegations you wish to discuss with me, please take it off-list and I will be more than happy to discuss this with you.

There's nothing to discuss.

The record is clear: you are vulgar, unsubtle, and a liar.

If you think that I'm unfairly defaming your character, please sue me. I will show up in court, subpoena witnesses, produce your emails to me, and invite computer forensics folks to examine my computer and that of my ISP to confirm that the messages were sent from you.

You're continued protests are fooling no one.

If you want to get out of the reputation hole you've dug for yourself, own up to your personal attacks, apologize, and move on with your life.

Yrena replied:

Travis, I di [sic] not write the alleged inflammaitory [sic] discourse [sic] you claim. Also, I do not appreciate you elicting Lenne [sic] FItzgerald [sic] to try and [sic] debunk and infalme [sic] me.

My legal colleagues and I would welcome any recourse [sic] you may have.

Obviously, you know how to contact me and I welcome your attorney contacting me.

Then, unprompted, she wrote me a new email:

Disclaimer: This email is for private use only. It may NOT be reproduced without the expressed permission of it's author (s).

Travis, I am willing to accept a public "List Apology," with a promise not to defame me pub;licly in the future ( in addition to removing these awful alleged emails from your website, OR have your legal counsel contact me personally.

I stand on record.

Then, a few minutes later, she wrote:
I will accept a "public apology" where you had an obvious = misunderstanding of our correspondences, and that I am aware of the = situation and accept it.

10 Aug 2004

frustrations

Subject: a loon on a *non* -Arlington list!

As per a previous blog post, I sent the following to the XOMI list:

...There's such a thing as "rational ignorance". There's been some really interesting (for those interested in economics) recent work on optimizing strategies versus "satisficing" (to steal a word from Howard Rheingold) strategies (e.g.: "how do I find the best mattress for my dollar?", versus "how do I find a reasonably good mattress for my dollar?"). At a meta-level, it turns out that latter approach is much better: the time spent moving from a decision that is 95% as good as possible to one that is 100% as good as possible is time that could be better spent doing something else...

Robert Candee replied:

Travis, I've been watching this go back and forth and it's clear you're still inciting to riot, whether you really believe in what you're saying or not :-) Let me boil it down though: If you have the time to write the sanctimonious, pseudo-intellectual bs you've posted in the last day, you sure as hell have time to stand in line, whether it's Starbucks or a donor drive. Appalling, truly.

This reply, smiley face notwithstanding, seemed like such a bizarre over-the-top attack in a thread that had been entirely civil and not even particularly heated up. When I read this I was wondering if somehow I had inadvertently been telegraphing some sort of unintended hostility, or somesuch, so I had a friend read over the thread and asked for his honest opinion...and he confirmed that he didn't see anything in my writing that called for this sort of response.

So I wrote back:

I always enjoy an intellectual discussion about interesting ideas.

However, they don't usually include terms like

If your idea of a debate is to ignore what I've written and instead indulge in name calling, you might as well leave off the smiley face.

Or, better yet, leave off the entire message.

You're not hurting my feelings; you're just hurting your own reputation.

Robert Candee:

I didn't figure to get much else in reply. When you actually care to conduct a debate, vs. the silly stuff that you write, let me know. Of course I ignored it; you didn't say anything. As for my reputation it's fine, as I suspect I'm known for being direct and you're known for ....?

TJIC:

You say that you didn't figure to get much else in reply. Rightly so! What would you think you'd get after throwing personal insults at someone?

Let's recap the chronology:

  1. I write an email with ideas ("rational ignorance", etc.) in it
  2. you call me "sanctimonious" and "pseudo-intellectual"
  3. I write back that you're just name-calling
  4. you write "I didn't figure to get much else in reply".
Do you really think that you're the wronged party here, or that I failed to address your comments at the level they deserved?

You say that when I want a real debate I should write to you. In what way was I not conducting a debate?

You say that I "didn't say anything". I said several things. You apparently didn't understand them, or chose not to.

As for your reputation: believe what you like. So far it looks like I'm known for debating ideas, and you're known for name-calling.

09 Aug 2004

misc

on the XOMI list:

TJIC:

The symbolism of standing in line "for" something not withstanding, what's the opportunity cost? Given the choice between giving blood once, then standing in a separate line for symbolic reasons, and giving-blood-and-being-tested once, and then spending time doing something else useful (playing with one's kids, reading a book, etc.), I'd choose the second option.

someone else:

Wow. I'm in awe that you guys make every decision in such a carefully considered manner, and seemingly turn everything into a cost-benefit-analysis.

TJIC:

I don't make every decision that way.

There's such a thing as "rational ignorance". There's been some really interesting (for those interested in economics) recent work on optimizing strategies versus "satisficing" (to steal a word from Howard Rheingold) strategies (e.g.: "how do I find the best mattress for my dollar?", versus "how do I find a reasonably good mattress for my dollar?"). At a meta-level, it turns out that latter approach is much better: the time spent moving from a decision that is 95% as good as possible to one that is 100% as good as possible is time that could be better spent doing something else.

So, in that spirit: I don't have a "carefully considered manner" for all decision making, just for *some* decision making...however, one thing that I carefully think about is which things I should carefully think about. ;)

...when it's clear outside, you can see for at least three meta levels...

09 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: prepare for the mind meld

in a conversation with NZC:

it's not that I lack emotions; I just lack *human* emotions.

09 Aug 2004

frustrations

Subject: Encylopedia Brown and the case of The Chilly Woman and the Missing $1.50

I ordered lunch (for pickup) at a local restaurant (Andros' Greek Diner). It was a bit of a hassle, because I was put on hold three time (lunchtime rush). The Chilly Woman overheard me and asked me if I'd get her milk while I was there. Andros' does not have a fridge out from for one to grab beverages from, and I explained this to her, and because I did not want to deal with being on hold again, I handed her a post-it note with the phone number and said "if they have it, have them add it to order #12".

She did so, came back, and said "we'll even up in cash afterwards".

So it's a nano-nit to pick, but someone asking for a favor shouldn't tell me when I'll get paid: she should ask me what I'd prefer, and/or offer to pay up front. At that second I made a mental bet with myself "she will not rush to pay me when I get back".

I came back 30 min ago. She took the milk, got a pen, wrote her name on it, showed me that she had written her name on it (demonstrating the indelible marker's ability to write on plastic, I think) and put it in the fridge.

Somehow paying me $1.50 for her milk didn't quite come up.

09 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: wherein TJIC tones down his pro-corporate ranting to attempt to persuade a mundane [ "mundane" with respect to anarcho-capitalism, that is ]

On the XOMI list, someone writes:

I have to confess that Dan [ Geer ] and Travis have a certain effect on me by the way they view the world in terms of cost benefit analysis. It never fails to provoke me, especially the closer it gets to an area like health care, which I consider to be a basic human right.

The more important you consider an area to be, the more important that cost benefit analysis be done.

If we're talking about making pancakes for breakfast, there's no particular reason to fret about the methodology: if one technique makes 14 pancakes, and another technique burns the first two pancakes and makes 12 edible pancakes, we can live with either one.

When it comes to human lives, a technique that saves 14 human lives for a small cost is preferable to one that costs two human lives and saves the remaining 12.

Steve Jobs once railed at his engineers at Apple that the boot latency of the Macintosh needed to be reduced, because when ten million users boot their machines 200 days a year, every second of latency costs the equivalent of a human life per year.

If you're not swayed by arguments of time cost in blood testing, consider (a) a second long line for every blood donor destroys human life, second by second; (b) a second long line provides a negative incentive for folks to contribute, thus lowering the number of folks who contribute, thus lowering the chance of a match, thus lowering the chance of the victim to survive.

pharmaceutical companies prosper with obscene profits

When analyzing areas of human interaction, it pays to ask "what are the incentives?". If you can propose an alternate system of drug research and creation that incentivizes research on drugs that ameliorate diseases that the victims care about dealing with, I'd be interested to hear about it.

If the price for developing new drugs that keep my relatives alive is that some clever undergraduate decides to spend 10 years of his life working on a PhD and post-doc work and then the next 30 years in a windowless lab with test tubes because he's been bribed by the idea of driving a Porsche...well, I can live with such a degraded, amoral state of affairs.

If the price is additionally that in order to tempt a wealthy retiree to move his assets from real estate to equity in a biotech firm, the market has to give him returns to allow him to buy three Porsches, in the primary colors, I can deal with that as well.

I can't get too worked up about the crime of people who invest in education or research getting rewarded for their behaviors.

...The...corrupted corporate system of health care in the US...

That's a lovely phrase: "corrupted corporate system".

I entirely agree; I hope that over time we can purify the free market health care system of the government influence that has corrupted it.

09 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: it's a small world, after all

Mail from NZC:

Surfing [ a link in your blog, ] I see the author of the web page [ on constructing a yurt ] [ is ] Monica Cellio... And I immediately realised I know her. I went to college with her. One of those SCA types.

09 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: the first rule of fight club is do not tell your mother about fight club

Mail from mom:

Told dad about your escapade today. He said, "good for him!" I guess only mothers worry about such things... Be good and try not to beat anyone up for awhile. I like small claims suits better. ha, ha.

08 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: interesting rule of thumb

http://gocalifornia.about.com/cs/sanfrancisco/a/gg...

One of the most interesting Golden Gate Bridge facts is that only eleven workers died during construction, a new safety record for the time. In the 1930s, bridge builders expected 1 fatality per $1 million in construction costs, and builders expected 35 people to die while building the Golden Gate Bridge.

An inflation calculator shows that $1 million then == $10 million now. My addition cost me about $30,000, which is .0030 of $10 million, meaning that the project should have been expected to cost about .0030 of a human life. Depending on your interpretation of the rule either (a) I lucked out, or (b) the project took 76 days off my life.

08 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, and Proud We Are of All of Them

Cult of Lebowski:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/08/movies/08EDEL.ht...

"The Big Lebowski,"...has amassed an obsessive following on cable and video and by word of mouth... It has a rolling national convention, ... For two days, Lebowski fans (referred to as Achievers) will dress up as their favorite character...

The Coens turned down requests to be interviewed about the cult of "The Big Lebowski," which is frankly infuriating: I did not watch my buddies die facedown in the muck to be blown off by too-cool, insular, press-shunning elitists....

08 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: $1 bet

I've got a $1 bet with Waterman that Bush will beat Kerry in November.

06 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: Kerry, like a deer in headlights

John Kerry on what he would do if terrorists flew planes into the WTC:

http://www.redstate.org/story/2004/8/5/113357/2243

"Had I been reading to children and had my top aide whispered in my ear, 'America is under attack,' I would have told those kids very politely and nicely that the president of the United States had something that he needed to attend to -- and I would have attended to it."

John Kerry on what he did do when terrorists flew planes into the WTC:
http://www.redstate.org/story/2004/8/5/113357/2243

Kerry: "...And as I came in [to a meeting in Sen. Daschle's office], Barbara Boxer and Harry Reid were standing there, and we watched the second plane come in to the building. And we shortly thereafter sat down at the table and then we just realized nobody could think, and then boom, right behind us, we saw the cloud of explosion at the Pentagon..." (emphasis added).

The website that hosts these two quotes adds this commentary:

It should be noted that the second plane hit the World Trade Center at 9:03 a.m., and the plane hit the Pentagon at 9:43 a.m. By Kerry's own words, he and his fellow senators sat there for forty minutes, realizing "nobody could think."

In other words: Sen. Kerry, who criticized President Bush for not rushing out of the Florida classroom for seven minutes, sat paralyzed with his colleagues for a full forty minutes. He is hardly in a position to criticize President Bush for "inaction."

(via spleenville)

(via justoneminute)

(via Instapundit)

06 Aug 2004

misc

I really want to build myself a yurt.

06 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: When the feces impacts the impeller

This is an amazing blog by a infantry grunt in Iraq:

http://cbftw.blogspot.com/2004/08/men-in-black.htm...

...Right at my fucking head and all I saw was the fire from his muzzle flash leaving the end of his barrel as he was shooting at me. I heard and felt the bullets whiz literally inches from my head, hitting all around my hatch and 50 cal mount making a "Ping" "Ping" "Ping" sound. I ducked the fucked down in the hatch. I yelled "We're taking fire! 3 O'clock!!! Turned the gun around towards where the guy was and fired a burst. I fired a burst right over our back air guard hatch...

There was reports of a buncha people, wearing all black armed with AK's hanging out there. Our job was to locate and kill them. We were driving there on that main street, when all of the sudden all hell came down all around on us, all these guys wearing all black (Black pants, and a black t-shirts tucked in), a couple dozen on each side of the street, on rooftops, alleys, edge of buildings, out of windows, everywhere just came out of fucking nowhere and started firing RPG's and AK47's at us. I freaked the fuck out and ducked down in the hatch. I yelled "WE GOT FUCKIN HAJI'S ALL OVER THE FUCKIN PLACE!!! THERE ALL OVER GOD DAMNIT!!!"...

I kind of lost it and I was yelling and screaming all sorts of things. (mostly cuss words) I fired the .50 cal over the place, shooting everything. My driver was helping me out and pointing out targets to me over the radio. He helped me a lot that day. They were all over shooting at us. My PLT was stuck right smack dab in the middle of the ambush and we were in the kill zone. We shot our way out of it and drove right through the ambush. The street we were driving down to escape, had 3 to 4 story high buildings all along each side, as we were driving away all you could see were 100's and 100's of bullets impacting all over these buildings....

http://cbftw.blogspot.com/2004/08/al-qaeda.html

I cleaned the .50 Cal inside and out. I discovered the remains of a smashed up impacted 7.62 bullet that had my name on it by my hatch. I put that in my pocket. If I ever have kids, and I get all old and have grand kids, I could show them the bullet that Al Qaeda tried to kill me with. Have them bring that in for show and tell at school.

(via Kim Dutoit)

06 Aug 2004

book

China Meiville on symbolism in his fiction:

http://bamber.blogspot.com/2004_08_01_bamber_archi...

People tell me, "So, the khepri symbolize rebirth ?" and I'm like, "no - people with beetle heads: cool!"

(via Crescatsententia)

06 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: creating a sentence... produces in me an elation which I find difficult to describe

Some thoughts on verbal provacateurs:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php3?date=2004-08...

One of my big problems is that I will often say things that I don't really mean, simply because I can state whatever it is with precision. This tends to create a lot of problems for me socially, but at the same time creating a sentence with an undeniably clear purpose - regardless of the purpose itself - produces in me an elation which I find difficult to describe. I could try to do it now, and I bet it would feel really good, but I actually have a point I'm trying to get across.

06 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: goodbye E-collar, hello frisbee collar!

A clever little invention to make convalescing dogs happier:

http://slate.msn.com/id/2104802/

When my beagle, Sasha, was convalescing from her ligament-severing encounter with a car, I dreaded hearing the defeated sound of her smashing her head-encasing plastic collar on the stairs each day. She had to wear the "Elizabethan collar" - the hard, clear plastic cone that isolates an animal's face from its body - to keep from chewing off her splint. But these cones cut down on smell and peripheral vision and generally drive pets crazy.

Voila - the Soft-E-Collar, which will turn your pet from Queen Elizabeth I into Bozo the Clown.

Five years ago, Schmid's collie, Sweet Pea, wouldn't stop licking a hot spot on her hip and had to wear the traditional collar. Sweet Pea became deeply depressed because of looking like Pixar's desk-lamp mascot, so Schmid came up with something better, a wide, cloth ring worn around the neck that protects the wound, but doesn't infuriate the pet. Her husband says they've sold 100,000 Soft-E-Collars

Sounds like this woman has already made her first million...I hope she makes a few million more!

06 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: Link-x0red!

Clayton Cramer linked to me! W00t!

http://www.claytoncramer.com/weblog/2004_08_01_arc...

05 Aug 2004

ideas

dumb statement of the week award:

http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0804/p15s02-stss.htm...

"Outer space is a province of all mankind," says Sylvia Ospina, a member of the board of directors at the International Institute of Space Law. "There is not, and should not be, any privatization of outer space. It is a common thing that should belong to all."

So build yourself a private booster, fly to the asteroid belt, mine some minerals, refine them...then hand them over the UN...because - after all - space is a "common thing that should belong to all."

But how does one turn a common thing that belongs to us all into something useful? Usually by corrupt auctions of commonly owned goods to politically connected friends: witness BLM lands, national forest logging rights, etc., where the government usually spends taxpayer money to facilitate some private group's exploitation, resulting in a negative payout to the public.

Where are the little people left in the absence of strong property rights? Look at any of the shanty-towns of Africa or South America: with out title to the land that they live on, folks are loathe to make any improvements, and even if they wanted to, are unable to pledge their property as collateral to get loans for improvements, education, etc.

"There was a convergence of scientists and engineers and government people and the United Nations. Forces all came together to make sure that space was used for peaceful uses, and for the benefit of all mankind."
*ALL* capitalist undertakings work for the benefits of others. No man can become rich off of a paper mill with out making paper more available and cheaper for everyone else. No man can become rich off of farming with out making food more available, varigated, and cheaper for others. It's how markets work.

Yet now, we're tossing thousands of years of human enterprise out as a model, and using lawyers and the United Nations instead. Wonderful!

04 Aug 2004

frustrations

Subject: bravery

http://slate.msn.com/id/2104755/

...Here's what few people seem to realize: By weighing in at more than 6,000 pounds, big SUVs are prohibited on thousands of miles of road in California. Cities across the state - including San Francisco, Los Angeles, Pasadena, and Santa Monica - use the 3-ton cutoff for many or nearly all of their residential streets...

But local officials either don't realize they've banned big SUVs, or they're hoping no one will make a stink...

the biggest impediment to enforcing these bans is political will - SUVs are wildly popular, and it will take brave city and state officials to challenge the right of residents to use their own streets...

Has someone gone and redefined the word "bravery" when I wasn't looking? It will take bravery to tell residents that they can't drive their own vehicles on the streets that they've paid to build and maintain?

You get the rope, I'll find some lampposts, then we'll get the "brave" politicians together...

04 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: friends in wet places

Yesterday I was working in the code mines and felt the need to cool down.

Called friend Pete and blatantly invited myself over to his unsupervisted backyard pool. "No problem" says he!.

And thus I got all vodyanoi, ... and it was good.

Now, the etiquette question: how often can I invite myself over for an unsupervised 15 min swim...and how large should the fruit basket be if I wish to increase that frequency?

04 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: Spraguey goodness

Someone on the Arl list:

I need to look up exactly where our back property line is. I've been assuming we do this at Town Hall -- is that right?

Sprague, on the Arl list:

The Planning Department can help you at 781-316-3090.

TJIC on the Arl list:

The planning department can show you a piece of paper with some lines on it.

Given that Katharine wants to know *exactly* where the property line is in the real world, not on paper, she needs a surveyor, not the planning department.

Sprague offlist:

All I wrote was that the Planning Department would help her, which is correct. I see no need for you to publicly correct me further. Why do you feel that need?

TJIC offlist:

I don't see why she should contact the planning department. She should contact a surveyor, who will pull the plot plan, and then do a survey.

What exactly do you think she should do? Call the planning department and have them tell her "you need to call a surveyor"?

Or call the planning department, get a copy of the plot plan, then call a surveyor, who will contact the town on his own to get a copy of the plot-plan that he knows is up-to-date?

I didn't "publicly correct you *further*" (emphasis mine). Why do you use "further"? I read your comment, and I made one and only one post on the topic.

The reason I made the post is that you had given incorrect information.

The reason I made it in public is that (a) that's where the original request for information was; (b) that's where you gave incorrect information; (c) therefore anyone who was following the thread had already received incorrect information and should gain the benefit of correct information.

What's made you so prickly today?

Sprague offlist:

You have now [ sic ] answered my question: I asked you why you *felt* you had to correct me further.

Instead, you focused on details, alleging that what I posted was "incorrect." It was incorrect to suggest to a property owner that they can get help about property lines from planners. Indeed, they can.

My question is why you *feel* you have to correct my publicly. Why s [ sic ] that, Travis?

TJIC offlist:
The person wanted to know exactly where her property line was. You told her "call the planning department". This is useless information. The planning department does not do surveys, and can not help out.

As an example of this, I called the planning department just now and asked

"Hi. I'm an Arlington resident. I want to know exactly where my property line is. Can you help me?".

The woman who answered the phone said - and I quote precisely - "No, you'd have to have that surveyed".

The question "Can you help?"

The answer "No."

Now, perhaps you're going to argue that your advice was correct and useful, because by listening to your advice, a person could waste a phone call, and then find out who they should have called.

This is as silly as having someone ask "I want to get pictures developed; I've been assuming we do this at Town Hall -- is that right?" and you answering "The Planning Department can help you at 781-316-3090". Sure, the person could then call the planning department and find out that - no, the planning department doesn't do that, and the person needs to call a photo lab.

It was incorrect to suggest to a property owner that they can get help about property lines from planners. Indeed, they can.

The question was not "geting help about property lines". Don't try to change the debate. The exact question was

I need to look up exactly where our back property line is. I've been assuming we do this at Town Hall -- is that right?

Your exact answer was

The Planning Department can help you at 781-316-3090.

and this answer was wrong.

With regards to your questions about "feelings": let me ask you: why did you *feel* the need to post incorrect / useless information?

As far as why I felt the need to correct you: I didn't feel the "need" to correct "you": I felt the *desire* to post correct information myself. The fact that you were already first on the scene and has posted useless/incorrect information had little to do with that.

Sprague offlist:

You still have not answered the original question: I asked you why you *felt* you had to correct me further.

You have told me nothing about your feelings involved.

TJIC offlist:

I somehow

(a) don't recall having any particularly feelings when I corrected your mistake, just as I don't recall having any particular feelings when I fed the dogs this morning, and just as I don't recall having any particular feelings when I brushed my teeth.

(b) don't recall deciding that I needed a therapist to tell my feelings to.

So, having answered your question with complete honesty and candor I'm still waiting for you to tell me

(a) why you feel the need to chime in on so many topics on the Arlington list, even when you don't know what you're talking about.

(b) given that the person answering the phones at the Planning department says that the Planning department "can't help", will you now admit that your advice was wrong and/or useless?

(c) what's your fixation with knowing what my feelings were about correcting your incorrect advice? Are you not getting enough respect at work, or something, and now you're lashing out at anyone who doesn't respect you and your incorrect information on the Arl list?

Sprague offlist:

Just so you know: Any e-mail you send to my bsprague1 address is going to my spam folder.

Because you don't "recall" any feelings about making a mountain of today's mole hill doesn't mean you don't have them. Perhaps you need a few more years of reflection about it. Meanwhile, I choose not to read your private e-mails to me.

So, there you have it: I post a two-line msg to the Arlington list, and Sprague starts up an email inquisition, and *I* am the one who's making a mountain out of a molehill.

It's probably my immaturity that's causing me to not understand his point. Perhaps after a "few years of reflection on my feelings" about his email, I'll be mature enough that Bob will deign to read my responses to him again.

04 Aug 2004

politics

Look at the economy that Clinton inherited, and look at what he did with it.

Look at the economy that Bush inherited, and look at what he did with it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/04/opinion/04shultz...

04 Aug 2004

humor

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/08/04...

... Michael Hanczyk showed up in court to fight a drunken driving charge...[with ] booze on his breath.

A judge stopped a hearing Tuesday and ordered the 42-year-old Hanczyk to take a field sobriety test...

A breath test indicated that Hanczyk had a blood alcohol content of 0.296 percent,

04 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: The truth is out there...and I mean, really, really, really far out there

http://www.reason.com/hitandrun/006343.shtml#00634...

A man named Akin Fernandez assembled his recordings of [ number stations ] transmissions into a four-CD set called The Conet Project... Wilco sampled Conet without Fernandez's permission, and that led -- yes -- to a copyright suit...

A few things you should probably know about Akin Fernandez: ...He believes UFOs are real...there appear to be grooves carved into his clean-shaven head, the origins of which he politely declines to discuss.

03 Aug 2004

politics

Subject: open letter to boing boing

To: boing boing staff
Subject: "Ashcroft orders public libraries to destroy law books"

Mark,

I like your stuff on Boing Boing a lot, but I think that your Ashcroft-hatred has let you miss the real story in the "destruction of lawbooks" thing.

( http://www.boingboing.net/2004/08/03/ashcroft_orde... )

First off, these weren't "law books", they were "pamphlets".

Second, they didn't contain any unique information; they were "how to" guides that condensed information in one place: think of an IRS pamphlet on how to get an extension on your taxes, *not* "the US tax code".

Third, the pamphlets were not intended for citizens, they were intended for law enforcement officers. So, strike my previous example of the IRS how-to manual, and replace with "a pamphlet telling IRS agents how to audit people".

Fourth, and most importantly, the technique that the pamphlets described was something called "asset forfeiture" which is a blatantly unconstitutional end run around indvidual rights, wherein the police don't arrest you, they just seize your property, and then - in a parody of normal American jurisprudence - hold a trial against *the property*. The trick is that property doesn't have constitutional rights, so it is not innocent until proven guilty.

You may, like me, think that the drug laws are stupid.

It's bad enough that the cops can arrest you for using drugs.

How would you like to have some anonymous informant tell the cops that he smoked a joint in your car with you, and then have the police seize your car, and have a trial against *your car*, with the presumption that drugs were used in the vehicle, and therefore the presumption that the car now belongs to the police, putting you in a position wherein you have to - somehow - *prove* that there were never drugs in your car?

Better yet, how would you like the police to seize your bank account on the presumption that some of the money in it came from the sale of drugs? How would you like it if you were unable to pay for a lawyer to argue your case, because the police would not authorize withdrawls from the bank account that they assert now belongs to them, putting you in a catch-22?

This is what asset forfeiture is all about.

Spend 5 minutes with google to learn more horror stories about the practice than you ever want to hear.

So: you may very well think that Bush is the anti-Christ, and Ashcroft is his personal fire-breathing hell hound...but that doesn't change the fact that on this particular issue, Ashcroft is 100% right.

What is being removed from libraries are manuals for cops on how to conduct blatantly unconstitutional seizures.

Do a thought experiment: what if it was 1948, and the government was trying to remove how-to manuals on how to arrest Japanese-American citizens and put them in internment camps. Good/bad/neither?

I urge you to read up on this issue, and consider that Ashcroft - just this once - is doing a good thing.

03 Aug 2004

book

http://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/20040809/fu...

I lack entirely the brass of Hilton Kramer, the eminent art critic and co-founder of The New Criterion. At a dinner once, he and Woody Allen were seated next to each other. The actor said, "So, Mr. Kramer, do you find it embarrassing when you encounter people whose work you have slammed?" "No," replied Hilton: "I think they should be embarrassed for having made such lousy art." Later on, Hilton realized that he had once criticized a movie that Allen was in (The Front).

03 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: Cool!

http://www.scifi.com/sfw/current/news.html

Michael Chiklis... will play... The Thing, in the latest comic-book-to-film adaptation, Fantastic Four...

Chiklis, who won an Emmy and a Golden Globe for the role of Vic Mackey on the FX TV series The Shield...

(via Horvath)

03 Aug 2004

computer

Subject: time to swap machines

It dawned on me the other day that I don't pay much attention to computer hardware, and I've reconfigured the various machines in my house so much that I really don't have any idea what order they were bought in, or how powerful each one is.

Dell's entry level desktop machine is 2.8 GHz.

My primary home development machine is 0.6 GHz.

The "crappy" $150 machine I bought from Walmart a while back to run Gnucash is...1.6 GHz.

Time to swap some hardware around in the Anarcho-Capitalistic Republic of TJIC-istan.

03 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: even the French are begining to realize that they suck

http://www.boston.com/news/world/articles/2004/08/...

PARIS -- Since at least the 19th century, the French have heard much talk about their decline. Of course, the French have never believed it.

"Pas du tout! (Not at all!)" they might exclaim with a trademark shrug of the shoulders.

But these days, judging by several best-selling books in France and the tone of a self-effacing discourse on national radio and television and in newspapers, the country has begun to again broach the subject of its own decline. The discussion touches on the loss of influence in the spheres of politics, economics, art, film, diplomacy, and even language...

Nicolas Baverez, a Paris lawyer, was a largely unknown classical historian until last year when his first book, a treatise titled "The Decline of France," surprised the publishing industry by becoming a bestseller.

A year later, it is still selling strong in paperback, as are several other books with similar titles like "France in Free Fall" or "French Arrogance."

...

02 Aug 2004

humor

In the kitchen here at the office there's a watercooler jug with a postit note on it... which reminds me of this story from 2002, at Permabit:

In the kitchen there's a water cooler. And some empty water jugs. And a block of PostIts and a pen.

I wrote out a label "Water" and put it on the jug in the water cooler. Then I wrote out another one "Air" and put it on an empty jug.

The next morning I went in the kitchen, and someone had added two more notes:

on the coffee urn: "Earth (note: contains no dirt)"

on the microwave: "Fire (note: contains no actual fire)"

02 Aug 2004

frustrations

Subject: brain rot

The job continues to rot my brain. I'm staring at cryptic spreadsheets, trying to figure which cell refers to what...then going over to my perl script, tweaking constants...then going to the shell and doing "mkdir"s and "mv"s.

Real hardcore software engineering.

In other news, the phone/voicemail system here (like the Windows machines, and much other infrastructure) was (apparently) configured by drunken Mexican racoons, with some assistance from hydrocephalic blind monkeys. Call the main number and *every* phone in the entire office rings and rings and rings. Except the CEO's phone does not ring. He doesn't want to be disturbed by it, I guess. The ringing never goes over to voicemail; it just keeps up until the caller gets tired. No one answers it, because it's the main number. After about 20 rings I asked the CEO "uh...what's this all about?". He said "Oh, that's the secretary's phone". I said "well...could it maybe roll over to voicemail?" A full-time employee seconded my idea "Yeah, PLEASE, let it roll over to voicemail." The CEO kind of grimaced and asked "Well, is it really that annoying?" The universal consensus was "Yes, it is". He mumbled, then said, doubtfully, "Well, I guess we could hire a temp for when the secretary is out...". Then he walked away.

I might be going out on a limb here, but I predict more incessant phone ringing.

NZC is out of town on bidness, so no email from him, for the entertainment.

I check my email every 15 min anyway, looking for some small glimmer of joy.

Hey...what's this? Email!?!?! Woot! Woot!

It's...um...spam from Orkut, wherein people are talking about Ayn Rand books.

< TJIC points to his right temple >

There...right there. That's where I want you to drive the 9" railroad spike home.

02 Aug 2004

misc

Subject: spam

Got spam that included this line:

Subject: We owe you $017424
One question: is that dollar figure in decimal or octal?

02 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: breathing case mod

On the topic of case mods, I introduced Pete to the McMaster-Carr catalog, and he wrote back with a link to a page on sewage pumps (Pete humor).

However...

I just had this image of a gallery showing of various case mods, in a very chic, all-white-walls space, where 99% of the casemods on display are very refined and artistics: brass, dark wood, stained glass, etc....and there's one covered in fur, with fake goat eyes, it's sides are huffy and puffing, and it's make sickly strangling noises...then the sewage ejector pump inside turns on, and it starts spraying raw sewage all over the gallery from three or four nozzles embedded in it's surface.

For the humor!

01 Aug 2004

ideas

Subject: case mod of the beast

I was telling Pete about a casemod I saw online, and how - given that I'm reading China Meiville right now, this inspired me to want to build a steam-punk casemod...and while I was saying that, it occured to me that a casemod that was (a) covered in fur; (b) had small pneumatic bellows on either side under the fur, so that the case would seem to breath would rock.

01 Aug 2004

humor

Rudeness on the Senate floor:

http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/?040726sh_...

After Mr. Cheney successfully delivered the epithet... Mr. Leahy...referred to the Vice-President using a term more often heard in taverns and locker rooms...

...

"Oh, it's like that?" Mr. Cheney queried.

"Whut? Whut?" Mr. Leahy shot back.

"Once again," Mr. Cheney replied (quite obviously quoting a lyric from Ice Cube's 1990 album, "AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted"), "it's on."

As a quick-thinking senatorial aide switched on the Senate's public-address system and cued up the infamous "Seven Minutes of Funk" break, Mr. Leahy and Mr. Cheney went head-to-head in what can only be described as a "take no prisoners" freestyle rap battle.

Most of the rhymes kicked therein cannot be quoted in a family publication, but observers gave Mr. Cheney credit for his deceptively laid-back flow. Mr. Leahy was applauded for managing to rhyme the phrases "unethical for certain," "crude oil spurtin'," and "like Halliburton."

Despite the fact that both participants brought their A-game and succeeded in dropping mad scientifics, the bout seemed to end in a draw.

Unfortunately, as other senators (along with assorted aides and support-staff members) were casting their votes to decide the winner, using the admittedly subjective but generally accepted "Make some noise up in here!" protocols, Mr. Cheney and Mr. Leahy took the proceedings to what one aide accurately described as "the next level."

...

"Oh, snap!" Mr. Kennedy recalls thinking at the time. "It's getting kind of hectic up in this piece."

But before either of the aggrieved public servants could bust a potentially injurious move on his rival, cooler heads prevailed: a veteran Capitol Hill security guard pacified the bloodthirsty white men (Mr. Leahy first, then Mr. Cheney) with a shot from a tranquillizer gun...

01 Aug 2004

frustrations

Subject: Islam is a religion of peace

Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is a religion of peace
two dead
Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is a religion of peace
60 wounded
Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is a religion of peace
explosions rocked five churches across Baghdad
Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is a religion of peace
"We were in the Mass and suddenly we heard a big boom, and I couldn't feel my body anymore, I didn't feel anything," said Marwan Saqiq, who was covered in blood.
Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is a religion of peace
Numbering some 750,000, the minority Christians were already concerned about the growing tide of Islamic fundamentalism,
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01 Aug 2004

frustrations

There's a site up that's intended to expose the lies and fraud of 99dogs.com , but so far there's very little (i.e. zero) content:

http://www.info99dogs.com

01 Aug 2004

book

This looks interesting:

http://www.sfsite.com/singularity/

s1ngularity: a literary spike in the eye

They're running a promotion: write a book review and win big, Big, BIG (no mention of nitrous oxide, nor the burning thereof, though):

What do you get if you win?

This time around, we're sending out a shitload of signed and personalized books

I was already thinking of writing up a review of China Meiville's _Iron Council_; maybe I'll submit it to them.

Speaking of writing, I've got a few ideas for articles for Readymade magazine; I'd like to get a few more articles in print.

01 Aug 2004

humor

Subject: safety first!

http://www.readymademag.com/feature_1_newspin.php

SAFETY FIRST! Do not try this at home without a skilled shop person by your side. We are trying to be honest with you now so you won't come pointing your remaining three fingers at us.

01 Aug 2004

misc

Haven't you always wanted to know what the rules are for a demolition derby? I have.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie;=UTF-8&q;=%22d...

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