| Tuesday, August 24, 2004 |
Bjork Likes To Swim
Perhaps you managed to catch Icelandic post modern chantuese Bjork performing "Oceania" at the Olympic opening night ceremonies which were televised on Friday August 13th.
Now you can stream the entirety of her new album.
Carmen Electra releases own sex guide
Carmen Electra is set to release her very own sex guide.
The sexy actress, along with rock star husband Dave Navarro, is writing the raunchy book, entitled 'Don't Try This At Home', which will give readers x-rated hints on how to spice up their sex life.
A source said: "This book will be absolutely sensational. I don't think the world will have seen anything like it.
9263 push-ups
A nine-year-old Russian boy is claiming a new world record for the most push-ups in six and a half hours.
Pasha Guseinov managed 9 263 push-ups in the allotted time, according to daily newspaper Moskovsky Komsomolets.
Hookers track cops
Police departments use computers to catch criminals and log their arrests. Now, authorities say, prostitutes in Missouri are using the interwebnet to share information about undercover police officers.
Even the commander of the St. Louis County vice squad, Rick Battelle, found his own cell phone number was listed. "That was the shocking thing," Battelle said. He said the number had been given out once to try to apprehend a suspected prostitute.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Lenz
I can't tell if it's them or not, but you decide if the Playboy bunny and the attention whore are in these preview pictures.
| Monday, August 23, 2004 |
Ultimate String
Here's something to buy your girlfriedn and you can click on it, I'm not making any money on it: the ultimate g-string.
Thanks noctoe
Miss Norway III
So you would like to see evidence of Miss Norway in some action that cost her her beauty crown? Niki Lauda sent me the link to the stuff you are looking for.
Playboy wants Maaseide
Playboy has asked for the Fédération Internationale de Volleyball’s permission to take pictures of six athletes. Norwegian Kathrine Maaseide is one of them.
The Norwegian paper Stavanger Aftenblad got if confirmed from Maaseide that she was aware that the American soft porn magazine had contacted FIVB, but said at the same time that she would never consider doing a photo shoot for the magazine.
Thanks Ole
Beijing 2008
I would like to introduce a new sport for the next Olympics to be held in China in four years. It's take a stick and act stupid on stage.
Der Schlangemann
Since its first screening in the autumn of 2000 Der Schlangemann has been shown throughout Europe including Sweden, Norway, Germany, France, Spain and Holland. It won the audience award for best short film at the 13th Horror and Fantasy film festival in San Sebastian, Spain.
Thanks Brasilouco!
As easy as it looks?
No, things you see pros do on television are not always as easy as it looks. Here are some guys who saw a TV show about kite boarding and just had to try it themselves.
Speak English
For those of you who can't read Spanish, Labatidora has started and English version. Not that you need the words though...
Mom and Dad
I know for a fact that my parents are cooler than yours!
Marathon Man
A fitness-mad teacher from Cornwall has claimed one of the biggest crowns in endurance running by winning the California to New York ultra-marathon.
Bob Brown arrived in Central Park after running 50 miles a day for two months.
After winning the 3,100-mile race the primary school teacher said he was looking forward to having a pint in his local pub and not going for a run.
Life is like a beach
Well, not where I live, but it's a saying that could go well in Rio.
Perry Gallagher
Cereal, cereal, cereal...I couldn't eat it fast enough. It was in the third grade that I developed a huge appetite for breakfast cereal after seeing that with just six box tops and $5, I could send away for a camera.
Of course, the camera was no bargain for six box tops and five bucks, but it was my first camera and I fell in love with photography.
Finding Nemo?
You think there are nothing but clown fish like Nemo in the ocean? Think again, because you may run into some of these creatures too.
Watcher of Weasels
Keeping an eye on the weasels of the world.
No word on the wicked ones though...
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
Morlocks aside, how would YOU like to visit, even live hundreds of years in the future? There may be a way, and that is the purpose of The Time Travel Fund(tm).
| Sunday, August 22, 2004 |
Bring on the bikinis...
So you want some fun on this Sunday evening? I'll bring on the bikinis for you one by one and I know you'll click on through with that crazy college chick.
Princess Clara
A black chick's tongue in my mouth.
Britney's dildo
K, we get it — you're really not that innocent, Britney Spears. The increasingly prurient pop tart left British TV host Simon Amstell speechless during a recent interview. When he asked her what the last thing she'd had in her mouth was, she replied, "A dildo."
Miss Norway death threats
The disqualified Miss Norway contestant, Iranian born Aylar, has received death threats because of her past as a porn star and left the country as she fear for her own safety.
"I really fear for my life now," said 20-year-old Aylar Lie, to the Norwegian magazine Se og Hør Friday. "I have received a crystal clear message that there are people who want to kill me."
The Scorpions
Scorpions will be the bedfellows of a 24-year-old Malaysian woman for more than a month, as she tries to set a new world record for living with the venomous animals.
Nur Malena Hassan moved into a glass box with 6,000 scorpions at a shopping mall in Kuantan, about 250 km (about 160 miles) east of Kuala Lumpur on Saturday.
| Wednesday, August 18, 2004 |
Miss Norway?
When the management of Miss Norway was informed that Aylar had starred in two porn films, she lost her place in the Norwegian finale.
However, first she tried to blame it on her non-existing twin sister, reported the Norwegian television channel TV Norge Monday night.
Aylar from Oslo is not allowed to participate in the finale of Miss Norway August 29 after her past in the porn industry was revealed. The two films were made in the US in 2002. They include a number of hardcore porn scenes, reported TV Norge.
Twelve Naughty Nuns
Twelve American nuns have been suspended from their convent after going on an alcohol and sex fuelled holiday.
The women, all aged between 22 and 31, went on the Club 18-30 holiday without telling anyone where they were going.
Life is like poker
Life is a funny thing. One moment you got it all figured out, the next something unbelievable happens that screws it all up again. Life is in other words a lot like poker. Always expect the unexpected.
Outstageous
Gardai in Galway have said that stage performances involving simulated lesbian sex will not be allowed to recur in a city theatre.
The provocative performances at the Black Box Theatre will also be investigated by the arts committee of Galway City Council, which is responsible for the venue, "at the earliest possible opportunity".
The controversial acts took place during 'Club Outstageous', an onstage entertainment which has been held at the theatre every couple of months. Primarily aimed at the gay and lesbian community, it also attracts a non-gay clientele.
British or German?
Single Britons are the most promiscuous in the world, an international survey of sexual attitudes says.
It found that 59% of Britons thought it normal for a thirtysomething to have had 10 or more lovers before getting married. In China the propor tion was 17%, in France 30%, in the US 49% and in Germany 52%.
Jordan to see a shrink
Busty glamour model Jordan is planning to have her famous boobs reduced in size, according to reports.
Three breast enlargement operations have boosted Jordan's assets to an impressive 34FF.
However, the 26-year-old is said to be desperate to be "taken seriously" and is considering dropping down to a C or D cup, the Daily Star said.
Yes, I would take her seriously.
| Tuesday, August 17, 2004 |
Over the Bridge
If you get lost in a town you have never visited before and after driving around for three hours you finally got the nerves to ask a stranger for directions, watch out for the one that wants you to go over the bridge.
Via Quick Sand.
New sex tape shocks Hilton
A new Paris Hilton sex video has appeared in the Netherlands. During a brief stay in the land of tulips, wooden shoes, windmills and drugs :-) Paris was filmed while entertainig a Dutch stud in her penthouse of the Hilton Hotel.
It's clear she has had a little to much joints and drinks, cause she's not only saying crazy things, she's also doing the most crazy things. It's clear that the famous bird hasn't learned from the past "success" of her internet video. This one is goint to create even more talks.
Yes, the link has been removed.
The Finger
If you want to show someone how much yuo love them there's one sign that is know worldwide and that is the finger.
Support your team
If you love your team and you want them to be the champions, yuo have to show your support. I only wonder what team these ladies support.
DustButtster
This is one motivated little bird!
Hypoallergenic tail feathers
keep your home spotlessly clean,
even in those hard-to-reach places!
Let's Play Ball
Russian water polo player Maria Yaina prepares for team training at the Athens Olympic Aquatic centre.
Christina Drops Piercings
Singer Christina Aguilera has removed all her famous piercings - except one. Only a nipple has been spared a cull of 11 pieces of body jewellery.
Gone are her piercings in her ears, belly button, eyebrow, lip and tongue "in a kind of rebellion", she said. "I've taken out all my piercings apart from one in my right nipple. That's for me."
I think there's one piercing she didn't talk about...but it is included in the Guide to Christina's Piercings.
Canadian or Lesbian?
Hot, Canadian babes are often hard to tell apart from hot, lesbian babes. They share many common characteristics. Why is this important? If you are a man, trying to pick up a lesbian babe can be difficult and may result in embarassing public rejections. If you are a lesbian that isn't too discriminating, a Canadian lesbian can often be acquired for the price of a beer.
WWWWW
World Wide Webs Worst Websites!
Gay Bombs?
Extremist Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders.
It's all a part of the Al Qaeda master plan to pull our country apart and kill the patriotism that makes us strong. "
They believe that making more Americans gay will start civil war between gays and ultraconservatives," says one highly placed intelligence officer. "They also figure it will lead to a decrease in the U.S. population."
Stinky
If you want to have a real quiet romantic evening I suggest you use Lynx Inseparable.
Melissa Puente
I have no idea where she came from, but on the other hand, that's something you couldn't care less about. Melissa Puente.
Ready Teddy Death
This charming woodland scene was spoiled when someone left a cuddly toy on top of an old tree stump. Here's how we got rid of it.
Japanese youngsters lap up 'cool dogs'
Hot dog buns filled with ice cream instead of sausages, are keeping youth cool this summer in Japan's western Osaka city, local media reported on Monday.
"Ice Dogs" have been made popular by an Rokko Ranch Arai ice cream shop in downtown Osaka's America Village, a popular area for teens to buy American style clothes, according to Kyodo news agency.
She's a Survivor
Beyonce Knowles' bodyguard has broken the singer's toe after standing on it while trying to protect her from a crowd of fans.
The sexy singer was walking through a revolving door during a shopping spree in New York when massive minder "Shortie" lost his balance.
Gold Medal
To win the gold medal at the Olympics you have to be ready to give it your best shot.
The 2004 Darwin Awards
Yes, these are all true. They are finally out again. It's an annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
And the nominees this year in reverse order are.....
1400 Needles World Record
World Record (as of March 2004) for most piercings. 1400 18g Needles in 1 Hour 47 min - Done By Robert Holland (iam.SteelOrbits) and Daniel Dagones Of Stainless Studios Of Las Cruces - Done On Robert Forster
| Monday, August 16, 2004 |
Party Hardcore
And you thought men are bad ? Well let's see what happens when the girls go out alone to a party with some male strippers. At first it looks pretty innocent, the girls dancing together in their sexy clothes.
Girls in a water slide
Just what the title says, nothing more nothing less, just Girls in a water slide.
Serial Snuggler
The serial "snuggler" will have to keep his hands to himself. A judge in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, has sentenced Steve Danos to five years' probation.
Earlier this year, Danos pleaded guilty to breaking into women's apartments to cuddle with them. He also helped himself to pizza and beer, folded clothes and made nachos.
My Delorean
The My DeLorean section documents every part of my car. The section includes subsections ranging from exterior pictures to the actual advertisement I found in the newspaper for my car. You can learn a lot about the car from viewing the different parts of this section.
Stars Hot for a Porn Goddess
Porn queen Jenna Jameson tattles on all the horny celebrities she claims have hit on her in her new book — including Cindy Crawford.
In "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star", Jameson recounts her encounter with the supermodel, whom she met while Jameson was doing a guest-hosting stint on the E! channel. "I kept getting a weird vibe from her," writes Jameson, an avowed bisexual who's had sex with hundreds of women. "I knew what it meant, because I'd experienced it so many times before, but I kept dismissing it. It couldn't be true: she was Cindy Crawford, after all."
Man walks between hot air balloons
A blindfolded tightrope walker today crossed between two hot air balloons flying 4000 feet (1219 metres) above the ground.
Wearing a parachute for safety, Mike Howard, 38, inched his way along a 5.8-metre-long pole, in a stunt at the Bristol Balloon fiesta in south-west England.
But why?
Attention Whore
Who is the biggest attention whore in the entertainment business? Paris Hilton or Fred Durst?
Strange Fetisjism
Okay, everybody's entitled to have their own ideas on how to get arroused by a woman. But what kind of things did you have to swallow to fall for this kind of woman?
Nike and the Olympic swimmers’ eyes
If you’re planning on swimming in the Olympics, you’ve got to be prepared to go the extra mile to shave off a few hundredths of a second off your time. It’s not enough to have laser remove all your body hair and wear rubber band underwear anymore, now Nike wants you to use their latest drag-killing device, the strapless water goggles.
How does it work? Two independent goggle lenses get afixed to your eye sockets with medical-grade adhesive (read: superglue). Say, while you’re at it, why don’t you just get your toes and fingers sewn together like a duck?
Woman Recovering After Accident
Micah Jones should have graduated from college on Saturday. Instead, she's recovering in Columbus, after being struck by two off-duty police officers in Nashville. Blood alcohol tests revealed both Nashville officers were nearly two times the legal limit when they hit Jones.
SOS
A humorous look at what happens to a castaway stranded on a deserted island when he spots his only hope of rescue, a passing ship on the distant horizon.
| Friday, August 13, 2004 |
Fart Detector
Yes, it really does work!! It actually detects methane (fart) gas. When gas is detected, you will hear:
"Warning! Fart detected! Whoop! Whoop!"
Do you dare to bring it with you the next time you ride an elevator?...
Labyrinth
How long did it take you to get your car through the labyrinth?
Jacko friend busted for drugs
Omer Bhatti, 20, who became world famous because of his friendship with Michael Jackson, was arrested for possession of drugs only 10 days before he was performing at the anti-drug event Norway Cup, the world’s largest soccer tournament for youth.
Thanks Thomas
Julia Stiles blasts bosses over fake boobs
Julia Stiles has blasted movie bosses for forcing her to have bigger breasts.
The sexy actress, who has modest A-cup breasts, says she is fed up with film producers who keep leaving fake boobs in her dressing room in a bid to get her to increase her chest size.
Get Behind Celebrating Anal Sex Month
Here's a holiday we can all get behind: August is "National Anal Sex Month."
For the last three years, the Good Vibrations sex toy shop in San Francisco has celebrated August as "Anal Sex month" because, as spokeswoman Niki Khanna says, "the month has a lot of A's."
Uhmm, dunno but aren't there more A's in January?
Stick-shift
A carjacking was thwarted Thursday when a man discovered he didn’t know how to drive the car he just stole.
It had a stick shift.
"Female orgasm is unnecessary"
Please notice the quotes in front and at the end of the title!!!!
Nature intended sex to be more fun for men than women, or so says a doctor, who also feels that women have no bilogical need for an orgasm.
"An average male orgasm lasts 12.6 seconds. Many women fail to orgasm at all. But when they do, it wavers between a mere seven seconds and, for a lucky few, 107 seconds," The sun quoted a German doctor Rolf Degen as saying.
Do the Hippie Snake
Entertain the crowd for money, with an animal, and that animal is a really cute snake.
Ducttape Concert
Do you know what's going to be totally bomb diggy in 2005? Singing a song on stage with ducttape around your breasts.
Hey Baldy!
What if celebrities followed the NBA guidelines and shaved off all of their hair? What would they look like when they're bald?
This one was found at Grinulator, formerly known by a lot of you as Skrodahl. It seems it's a great time for come backs.
He's baaaack
Finally they're back. Right now you may wonder who I am talking about. Drunk and Disorderly is back!
Costas Kenteris faces expulsion
Greece's top athlete Costas Kenteris faces expulsion from the Athens Games Friday after missing a drugs test, triggering shock and tears across the host nation hours before the opening ceremony.
International Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge summoned Olympic 200 meters champion Kenteris to a disciplinary hearing Friday with fellow Greek athlete Katerina Thanou, 100 meters silver medallist at Sydney, who also missed a test.
He claims they were in a motorcycle accident, which appeared to have happened after he had to take the drug test.
Now I wonder how strong the Olympic committee will be. Will they strictly follow the rules, or will he be able to participate?
Monstrous
She appears to be a model, but I want to know from you, what kind of stuff Sabrina Sabrok is modelling.
The Bikini Open
There's the French Open, played at Roland Garros, the US Open, played at Flushing Meadow, but why is the Bikini Open not listed on major sports event tour?
Gay Superheroes
Here we will be focusing on the more "well-known" gay and lesbian characters in comic books - mostly from mainstream publishers with a few standout characters from independents. While there are a gazillion queers in underground and/or self-published titles, they are a rare and unusual phenomena in mainstream comics - especially "superhero" ones.
Everyman
The Everyman believes that anyone who has ever taken pictures in their life, has taken good pictures. One of the primary differences between professional and non-professional photographers is how reliably they can get the good shot.
Because, photography, like any art, is meant to capture a moment, convey a feeling, tell a story, it is erroneous to believe that in order for a photo to be effective or artistic it must have formal composition, ideal lighting or, and most importantly, be taken by a professional.
Now this is one I really liked!
Boozing Barber
After a two-day search through Western Canada, police arrested a 72-year-old convicted killer nicknamed the Boozing Barber at a Winnipeg hotel on Wednesday night.
Gilbert Paul Jordan is known for plying women with alcohol until they succumb to alcohol poisoning.
Time Wasters Club
"There are more than 31 million seconds in a year"
"A snail can sleep for three years"
"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes"
"A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds"
So why not join the time wasters club.
Woman sexually attacked by two other women
The victim, a 22 year-old South Auckland sales consultant, says she was walking through Bruce Pulman Park, Papakura, when two women approached her.
What started out as a friendly exchange soon deteriorated into a racial argument with the main offender referring to the victim as "white trash" and forcing her at knifepoint to remove all her clothing. The victim was then forced to the ground and sexually assaulted by the main offender who was naked from the waist down.
Fat Bastard Wine
Greetings, friends and well wishers, welcome to the official FAT bastard website, the proverbial nerve center in the crusade for leisure, recreation and the pursuit of the art of living large. Living large is not only the enjoyment of worldly luxuries but is a state of mind that every moment must be lived with a passion and boldness, understanding that time waits for no one.
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