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(Some Olympic Site)

Photoshop this modern pentathlete. Difficulty: No Borg

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Veritas bans email usage on Casual Fridays

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(Some Sheriff)

Firestorm induced tornado. See what Moses saw

(8)

Charlize Theron romps with Penelope Cruz. Thankfully, The Sun is there

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Cop pulls over fellow cop for driving like a drunken idiot. Controversy erupts after pulled over cop yells 'Ah, shaddap, Captain Bringdown', then gets ride home from sergeant with no charges filed

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(Some Guy)

P. Diddy, running out of things to gloat about, gets an Ipod made of diamonds.

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(wsbtv.com)

Driver crashes truck into utility pole, passenger gets head severed in accident . Driver continues home, goes to bed covered in blood. Passerby notices headless body hanging out of truck next morning

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Wife of North Korean leader Kim Jong-il apparently dead of heart attack, reports say

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World Fantasy Con organizers looking for a new base for Hugo Award. Cats to set up them the bomb

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Happy 35th birthday, Internet.

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(amplefuture)

The top 10 UK ringtones (poly and mono). What's your phone sound?

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And The Sun's "Cleavage Week" winner is.....Nikki Boyd (not safe for work)

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There's probably 3 or 4 Farkers who haven't seen Paris Hilton nekkid yet, so here you go

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Farmers' Almanac predicts a very wild winter - here's the psuedo science

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(Some Techno Nut)

New lube for your hard disk makes it go faster, bigger

(38)

(NW Indiana News)

Man attempts to rob pawn shop with potato gun. Shop owner replies with real gun

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(Some Guy)

Rob Halford fills in for Ozzy, fronts Black Sabbath

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Study finds dark chocolate improves blood flow throughout body. Mr. Goodbar, Krackel surrender

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Scientists may use drugs to treat addiction

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Six men arrested for selling illegal weapons at comic book convention

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Study finds men and their dogs give clues to dating, eating steak

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(Some Guy)

Chef's idea finally allows British cuisine to offend all five senses

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The real reason the kids in Fort Walton Beach were spending so much time checking out their football team

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(Some D'oh!)

What Simpsons quote/one liner is your favorite? Link goes to Homer

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(Some Guy)

Teacher in-service day slide show goes porno

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British Airways bosses and execs help out on the check-in counter

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(Newark Advocate)

Your dog wants to swim. Pool closes out the season by letting the dogs swim

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(God)

Tired of Boobie pics? The FARK Culture Club brings you these breathtaking Gustave Dore illustrations.

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(Columbia Tribune)

Before you take off in your Cessna, ensure the oil cap is on the engine

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(Some Alaska Guy)

Alaska - Police cannot execute a search warrant in a person's home for possession of less than 4 ounces of marijuana

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Hurricane victim gets $1.69 bailout check from FEMA

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Steven Seagal sings (w/clip)

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Boy gets caught under ride at fair, angry mob attacks operator

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Woman driver in Bangkok tries out new car, discovers that it fits nicely in a polling booth despite complaints from people who were already there

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(Some Bug Scientist)

Photoshop this fuzzy caterpillar

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(Some Guy)

Photos of NYC protests

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Men's Marathon frontrunner attacked by apparant protester with 3 miles left, finishes race third

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(Some Biker)

This was no ordinary squirrel. This was not even an ordinary pissed-off squirrel. This was an evil attack squirrel of death.

(109)

(The Journal News)

Contractor closes shop, flies to Florida to help friend whose home was damaged by hurricane. The result: a $5,000 fine and a felony warrant for his arrest

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Man preaches his theory of the universe being big baseball game and our planet is actually a rotating curveball hurled eons ago by a master pitcher, next up Yankees own every planet

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(Vail Daily News)

Man died of hypothermia, not bear attack. That whole 'play dead' thing only works if you are really dead or can stand a bear nibbling on you

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College professor gives lesson on offensive words. Student files harassment complaint because he's offended

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Don't forget to trade in your dead locust for a bag of rice

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Dale Earnhardt Jr. does the Bristol Stomp twice in a row

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Bush calls Kerry "More Heroic". The left immediately denies this accusation

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School doesn't like students wearing baggy pants. solution have them all walk single file in front of camera lifting their shirts

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Theme: Advertisements by state or national tourism boards in the year 2054. Example: "North Dakota: Still empty"

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(Some Guy)

Who's Who in Cat Town

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Kentucky's first "Death Row Dogs" adopted. As a bonus the dogs can brew prune-o, fashion a shank out of common materials and toss your salad

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(Wilmington Star)

California's opening car-pool lanes to Prius drivers sends Ford into major snit

(158)

Men sitting on mailbox hit by car. Police address need to stamp out such incidents at post-accident press conference.

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80's singer Laura Branigan dies at 47

(145)

(Some Guy)

Your dog is sick of your dog wanting stuff. Please god, let someone give us a new cliche (with voting)

(347)

Engineer develops air-conditioned clothing - won't win any style awards anytime soon (pic)

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