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On January 20, 2001, President George W. Bush signed an executive order establishing the United States Department of Faith (DOF). Headed by Mr. Bush's and God's favorite church, Landover Baptist Church, the DOF is entrusted with overseeing disbursement of millions of taxpayer dollars to religious charities. The DOF does not discriminate against any faith, making funds available to both Baptist churches and other churches or organizations that recognize Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. (Read the DOF Mission Statement)



Essential Department of Faith Reading:

	FAITH-BASED ENTREPRENEUR ALERT: Q3 2004 Applications for Taxpayer Dollar Handouts Are Now Being Accepted! – Apply now to receive millions for YOUR Christian conglomerate!
	2004 Christian Coalition Voter Guide – Download the Authoritative Word on Campaign Issues That Matter!
	Is Your Little Baby Going to Go Gay? – Handy Homo Prevention Tips for concerned parents with suspect toddlers
	Christian Kids Wonder: Will I See My Grandpa Naked After the Rapture? – Understanding the nudist colony that is Heaven
	*Christian Patriot Alert: ORAL SEX* - A Shocking and Dangerous New Trend** – Creation Scientists are hard at work combatting this horriffic scourge.
	Help Promote Brother Mel Gibson's Glorious New Film! – Print out these flyers and nail them to the doors of unsaved family homes!
	Young People! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior Now and Get a Free Playstation 2!
	USDOF Proposal to Amend United States Constitution to Conform to Biblical Principles Regarding Marriage
	Alabama: A Preview of the Glories of a Christian America! – Alabama has always been the lone Mecca for Christians – and a testament to the righteousness of theocracy!
	Public School Children: Pray the Pledge of Allegiance in Your Classroom and Testify for Jesus!
	*Can the World of Star Trek* Help Americans Understand Muslims & Their Culture of Terror?**
	"How Does Our Christian Nation Benefit by Defending Hell-Bound Jews?" – An Important Sermon From the Secretary of Faith-Based Governance
	USDOF ACTION ALERT: The Make-Believe World of Harry Potter Is Driving Children to the Edge of Insanity!
	How to Spot Atheists and Report Them to the FBI – "I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God." - President Bush
	Godly Tips for Severely Beating Your Christian Child – A good whooping may be all that's standing between your baby and an eternity of being burned and cooked by Jesus in Hell!
	Why Does Our Loving Savior Jesus Burn People in Hell? – Learn why by taking this fun and informative Bible Logic quiz!
	Christ-Hating Liberals Claim the Bible is Too Violent for Children! – Good Book to be published with Parental Advisory Labels!
	Book Burning: A True Christian® Tradition – The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over 2000 years ago.
	The People Who Are Going Straight to Hell Museum – A new, wholesome attraction for True Christian families visiting our nation's capital.
	USDOF Announces Federal Legislation Mandating Salvation of all Americans
	USDOF Public Announcement Clarifying Ongoing Development of the President's Israel Policy
	How God is Going to Defeat Allah: Answer questions to prove you know whose God is more vicious.

All True Americans are hereby advised to familiarize themselves with the materials below:

DOF Movie Guide - The True Christian's Guide to Hollywood Entertainment

DOF Casino - It's Not Gambling When It's For Jesus (Call it "Tithing")

DOF Bible Quizzes - Test Your Knowledge of Scripture!

DOF Free Gifts - Miscellaneous Wholesome Downloadables

DOF Sermons - Powerful, Godly, Baptist, Christian Sermons

DOF Recommended Reading:


-	The Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science & History For Christian Children

-	Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, and a Man Named Jesus Lives Up in the Sky

-	Daddy, Why Did Jesus Kill Grandma?

-	Levi, The Dancing Cockroach - A Jewish Primer For Youngsters

-	Nancy Boy Chrissy, The Bedwetting Sissy

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