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Doctors baffled by man who speaks fluent French from his ass |
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Heather Hanson peels off her bikini (not safe for work) |
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Man claims his dog gave birth to kitten |
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(Some Chick) |
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TotalFarker LasVegasJerk is moving out of Las Vegas to be a jerk somewhere else. Come to his Las Vegas farewell party Friday night at 7 p.m. Win fabulous door prizes. Details in thread |
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Feds shut down the "First National Bank of Bedrock"; became suspicious when bank offered free checking, low interest rates and a "yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time, a gay old time" |
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God fails to warn worshipers at Christian festival of the dangers of jumping on temporary seating. Hilarity does not ensue |
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Booty call kills Komodo dragon |
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Yet another reason why the technically inept should not be allowed online: Man blames ISP for sudden appearance of pr0n on his computer |
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Photoshop my sister and the huge spider that lives outside her bedroom |
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Thousands of women as young as five bared their breasts and danced in Swaziland, hoping to become the 20th wife of one of the world's 10 worst dictators |
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Combine the songs of a single artist or musical group to reveal the hidden message |
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Yale student Thomas Frampton arrested after bumrushing Cheney's box at RNC convention. Witnesses say Frampton was shouting, "Don't....hesitay-yate, oooh, Cheney, I love your way" |
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Atlanta needs a new slogan. "Owned by Sherman" already suggested |
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Sitcom to be made about Bobby Knight. Sorta like Archie Bunker, but a little more hands on |
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Aussie Green Party wants to legalize drugs, pay for sex change operations and limit meat intake |
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Playboy.com publishes nude photos of DC sex blogger. (This link has SFW versions only) |
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(Financial Times) |
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ABC accuses Fox of stealing wife-swapping reality show. No comment from Dave Chappelle |
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Muhammad Ali upset he didn't get more money for selling winning $26-million lottery ticket at a convenience store |
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Apparently unaware of what a hotel is, woman and her three children live in ankle-deep sewage because landlord won't pay to fix the pipes |
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U.S. soldier attempts to contact al Qaeda through extremist websites. Guess who responded instead |
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Woman locked in glass box with scorpions determined to obtain world record; already bitten twice. David Blaine faints |
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Square-headed wunderkind Wayne Rooney signs for Manchester United |
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(The Omaha Channel) |
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Bouncing on the neighbor's trampoline when you're a kid is fun. Bouncing off trampoline onto five-foot-long metal stake is not so fun |
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(Nevada Appeal) |
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Ralph Nader attempts to sway Las Vegas voters by condemning gambling |
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GOP delegate couple from Kentucky get flashed, hustled in subway and lost in Harlem. And it's only Tuesday |
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Diebold electronic voting machines are designed to steal the election. Voting not enabled |
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The Smoking Gun makes a postage stamp with Unabomber's picture on it. Post office delivers it |
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Atlanta Braves player Chipper Jones names his new son after the Met's Shea Stadium. Thousands of New Yorkers are expected to gather outside the hospital and boo |
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Police spot wanted man on TV after he catches a homerun ball at a Cincinnati Reds game |
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Debbie Gibson turns 34 today, plans to celebrate birthday by going to the mall and kicking Tiffany's ass (safe for work gallery) |
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Chick-Fil-A cows' new slogan: Eat more airplane |
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(Some TPIR Guy) |
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Photoshop a t-shirt that's a sure-fire way to get onto "The Price Is Right" |
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(Press and Journal) |
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You can now buy a friend on eBay. Instructions on how to turn off computer, get a life not included |
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(Access Hollywood) |
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Janet Jackson claims Bush tried to use her boob to distract the public from the war in Iraq |
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Whacky cheerleaders start brawl after winning pizza-eating contest |
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Take the post-mortem plunge and become an attractive lucite paperweight |
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(Gamespot) |
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Head of Valve Software uses password consisting of his first name and last initial. Someone else guesses this, makes a post that Half-Life 2 goes gold on Monday. Hilarity ensues |
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(Miami Herald) |
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Montana Fish and Game conducts panty raid on man's "bra fence." No one injured in bust |
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Buy a Nissan, get one free |
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Photoshop these Irish Guardsmen |
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Bank robber tries to rob copy shop thinking it was bank. Gets directions to real bank, experiences some dye-pack fun. Jailarity ensues |
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Colorado man knows all 48,000 U.S. area codes and that Qantas never crashes |
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Moose befriends horse in Vermont, won't leave horse's side. The fact it's moose-hunting season has absolutely nothing to do with it |
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Bear at Berlin zoo crosses moat on log, scales wall, commandeers bike before being tranquilised. Says it was his duty to try and escape |
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Disgruntled nine-year-old Bible school student gets kicked out of church, comes back to spread some fire and brimstone |
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(ArmyTimes) |
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Thieves steal magnets. Police not sure what is attracting them |
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"Most of the patrons had their shoes on, so I would imagine the drugs were found in their socks" |
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Wanted: Family for lonely grandfather. Must be willing to hear about how he once wore an onion on his belt... which was the style at the time |
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(NBC17) |
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Spikelee.com now the place to go for heavy-handed social commentary. No longer the place to go for hot, hot lesbian action |
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