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August 23, 2004
No Way!!!

Omigosh, Omigosh, omigosh.

You are not going to believe this.

I would have posted this here but I don't have the ability to load images.

Go to my site. Right Now. John Kerry has just held a press conference where he has chosen a new direction.

Unbelievable. "W" might be in trouble.

Posted by RightWingDuck at 04:48 PM | TrackBack (0)
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I'll get you, my pretty!

I finally poop my pants

Posted by: sleeper on August 23, 2004 05:02 PM

First to say first!!!

Maybe the flying monkeys will come after Kerry, too!!!

Posted by: DixieDarlin' on August 23, 2004 05:08 PM

Second! You scared me rightwingduck. I thought maybe JK had kidnapped Bush, or something. Be still, my pounding heart. Lol.

Posted by: Jen on August 23, 2004 05:09 PM

Well then...I guess I'm third. Rar.

Posted by: Jen on August 23, 2004 05:09 PM

brilliant once again duckie, good work.

Posted by: steve on August 23, 2004 05:43 PM


Hahaha...that was great..nice suspense also...showed it to some of the other guys on night shift, they thought it was a hoot!

spark21
Iraq

Posted by: spark21 on August 23, 2004 06:20 PM

a hoot...?

hahaha

Posted by: Joshua on August 23, 2004 07:05 PM

off topic....

"Could it be satan?" -SNL Church Lady

is it the mark of the beast?

hmmm... one must pause to wonder.

http://zdnet.com.com/2102-1103_2-5319869.html?tag=printthis

This is how it starts....

Posted by: Joshua on August 23, 2004 07:31 PM

This is off topic too....
I am surprised no one has posted about this yet.


My latest post......

Science has created 'Mighty Mouse'

"Here I come to save the day!!!" -Mighty Mouse

Posted by: Joshua on August 23, 2004 07:40 PM

What makes a King out of a slave? Courage.

What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage.

What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?

What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage.

What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder? Courage.

What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?! Courage.

What makes the Hottentot so hot?

What puts the "ape" in ape-ricot?

Whatta they got that I ain't got?

Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 23, 2004 08:34 PM

courage!!!

Posted by: Joshua on August 23, 2004 08:45 PM

That is my favorite scene in The Wizard of Oz

Posted by: Joshua on August 23, 2004 08:46 PM
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