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August 28, 2004
Ronin Thought of the Day
Dark Helmet, who is a parody of a character whose helmet is based on samurai gear, was to have said: Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb. Beware: this is the motto of the muckadoos! Do not be drawn in by their dark call... for they are dumb! Always keep in mind the most important thing: Merchandising!
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Me first! Good IS dumb. Bad is more fun, anyway. Don't tell my husband the minister, though. Posted by: IowaSoccerMom on August 28, 2004 12:13 PMLook at what those Jooooos have done now! http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/08/28/fbi.spy/index.html Posted by: Tim E. on August 28, 2004 12:26 PMAhh but my Schwartz is bigger than yours!! Posted by: Megan on August 28, 2004 12:53 PMI bet she gives great helmet... Posted by: steve on August 28, 2004 01:55 PMThis gave me an idea. "IMAO:THE MOVIE" Posted by: Brew on August 28, 2004 01:56 PMFrank,
Just making sure everbody is protecting everybody's ass-etts. Don't give fuel to the Islamofascists, for their ideas of Zionist conpiracy. "Washington insiders note that it is not unusual for friendly governments to have access to certain classified information, so even if the allegations are correct, not everyone involved may have thought they were involved in espionage. " Posted by: Joshua on August 28, 2004 01:58 PMthat's a concept begging for me to Photoshop the movie poster... and, of course... Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. IMAO-the T-shirt, IMAO-the Coloring Book, IMAO-the Lunch box, IMAO-the Breakfast Cereal, and IMAO-the Flame Thrower!! The kids love this one. And last but not least, IMAO the doll, me. adorable... Posted by: steve on August 28, 2004 02:01 PMI'd rather be stupid than evil. Ahem - I believe the word is "moychendizing." Posted by: Tim Higgins on August 28, 2004 03:24 PMoooh, yeah, the Frank J,Ronin action figure with katana slicing action! or FrankJ with Hippy stomping action, or, or, SarahK with quick draw action and stylable hair! I would definitely get that one. Sorry Frank, but I only buy pinkytoe kickin' figures of girls. maybe she could come with Chomps too. Posted by: maggie katzen on August 28, 2004 03:48 PMGood has always the advantage on evil. Good is just more likable ;-) Posted by: Francesco Poli on August 28, 2004 04:24 PMOh, I can't resist quoting Spaceballs, with some IMAO thrown in for good measure. So the combination for IMAO is 1-2-3-4-5?! What kind of combination is that? It is like the combination an idiot would have on his luggage! Ok, another. So how many a-holes do we have on this website anyhow? YO! Great, I'm surrounded my a-holes! CLUNK! Keep firing a-holes! Another? OK! IMAO is too big - if I walk, this BLOG would be over. OK a few more: And look, it's IMAO! IMAO - I hate IMAO! Even with SarahK! All: Frank J: You heard of me? Who hasn't heard of Frank J? Frank J the wise! Frank J the maginificent! Frank J: I'm the bearded lady - who are you? one of those that reads IMAO? Come back here you F B B! Colonel Sanders, may I have a word with you? How can there be a videocasette of IMAO the movie - we're still in the middle of filming it! Yes sir - but there has been a revolution in home website making - instant websites! Naah! Here it is sir - IMAO the movie! On this website, you are to refer to me as you idiot, not captain. I mean you know what I mean. Sorry - I just have a thing for parody movies - and parodies of parodies of parodies. Posted by: Scott Sanburn on August 28, 2004 04:46 PMHulk head spin now. Make Hulk head hurt. Hulk angry, go SMASH!!! Head not hurt when Hulk SMASH!!!!!!! Posted by: Bruce Banner on August 28, 2004 06:00 PMMuckadoos? Oh shit. There goes the planet. Posted by: Cid Krynydy on August 28, 2004 06:03 PMBruce Banner, every time you comment, you get me in a giggle fit. Posted by: sarahk on August 28, 2004 09:02 PMHulk make Sarah giggle! Hulk BLUSHING! Hulk not want to SMASH!! Anger fading... fading... BACK!!... fading... gone........... *whoa* what happened? Umm, hey, you guys, we all agree that the hippy over there tied in a pretzel with his head through his guitar was like that when we got here, right? So, Miss K, wanna go backpacking? I can see Mt. Rainier from where I live. Just don't anybody make me angry... You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Posted by: Bruce Banner on August 29, 2004 12:58 AMBruce it ain't easy being green. Posted by: Kermit de Frog on August 29, 2004 01:46 AM"What's your name?" "Barf!" "No, Your Full name?" Barfolomew! I love that line! That and the one about "Ah, NO! Not a Druish Princess!" Posted by: LokiDoki on August 29, 2004 06:58 AMFunny, she doesn't look Druish. Posted by: Dave on August 29, 2004 01:55 PMBut evil is dumb. Lord Whorfin said "Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!" and he was evil (and he lost, too! Posted by: Curt on August 29, 2004 07:52 PMCurt- Extra points for the Buckaroo Banzai reference - NICE! Posted by: Vtwin on August 30, 2004 08:38 AMPost a comment
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