I don't think that earth is female. I think that there are too many human on the earth for it to be female and if we consider the human in the space, it looks like more... well.

Just for security reasons I would not say that the earth is female.

I did not say anything about pooping the pants in any manner.

Amphi,
Thanks for not shouting out, "First!"

Waaait, Earth is female? It can enter the IMAO Babe contest! I'm sure it wants terrorists dead.

"...then a simple competition shall settle this matter..."

Two words: Mud wrestling.

It could even be PPV to helkp make Frank rich and famous!

MMW,
The thought came to mind, but I decided not be crass.

Crass? I could have sworn that was an Olympic event last time around.

What? Oh, you said crass. Nevermind.

Brass.

"So let it be written, so let it be done."

Watched the Ten Commandment on tv the other night, didn't you.

Matt,
No. I did get that phrase from there, but I've been using it for a while. In high school, I wrote it on the front of the little notebook I used to write down homework assignments in.

You must read this story. This is scaring.

An easy way to generate Greek letters here.

Wow, that sounds pretty cool...I really like the idea of slaying hippies and being rewarded with jewels and ramen, but I have finals soon, so I'm kinda busy...I guess until I get around to it, I'll just use another name. Good to know my options, though. =)

Yeah. But what if it was Tomato Ramen? That'd be like getting 72 raisins.

Hey BerkeleyChick!

I'm thinking "BerkeleyBabe" has a nice ring...;-)

i don't mean to attack Reva from Berkeley, but misuse of "begging the question" is a really big pet peeve

Slaying hippies is fun. But, Reva/BerkeleyChick/Babe, I'd feel bad for kicking your ass so bad at it- you know I've had way more training! And don't worry, Frank, both of us are already entering the T-Shirt Babe contest.
Fine, I'll go get the mud wrestling pit ready... but c'mon people, that's the third time this month! ;-)

"Fine, I'll go get the mud wrestling pit ready... but c'mon people, that's the third time this month! ;-)"

Sigh... you are just about the perfect woman. If you ever whisper in my ear that you are a dirty girl I'll go all wobbly in the knees. Or giggle like a little girl, depending on my mood. hehehe

I may have to start a BerkelyGirl fansite blog. It's not actually stalking if I'm not physically following you, is it? Hmmm... cyber-stalking maybe. Which makes you wonder what color a cyber-restraining order is. I'm thinking yellow, just like the real ones. Not that I've ever gotten one... no-siree-Bob! Not me!

Not many anyway.

Rest assured Krakatoa, any such cyber-stalking of my g/f on your part will result in me unleashing a 6-pack of whoopass on you :-P ...although from what I hear, The Other Berkeley Girl/BerkeleyBabe is free and would certainly appreciate a website dedicated to her every move ;-)

Hey, I go to a public school, they don't teach us fancy things like grammar.

And BerkeleyGirl, you just want a rematch because last time I won the backyard mudwrestling competition, but I'm fair, I'll give you another chance.

You wish you could beat me- I play "dirty", remember? ;-)

Oh I remember alright... ;-)

"You wish you could beat me- I play "dirty", remember?"

hee hee hee hee hee (clapping hands)

Dirty Berkeley Girls! (say that five times fast). I'm all atwitter.

Brit_Student: My most profuse apologies... I had no idea I was about to stalk another man's BerkeleyGirl. That would definitely be improper. Unless she were to encourage it just to make you jealous and spend lots of money on her. Then I'd just be a tool. Um... I mean I'd be a pawn. Yeah... that's a better word. hehe Oh... and the proper term is "whupass" not "whoopass". I think the latter could have something to do with a communicable flatulence disease. :D

Okay I'm confused...which Berkeley girl/chick should I be stalk.. er... idolizing?

lol, take your pick- one is tall and blonde, the other petite and brunette (have both ends of the spectrum, so whatever one's preference, we've got ya covered ;-) )
... just remember, idolizing on Easter is probably frowned upon!

"take your pick- one is tall and blonde, the other petite and brunette "

The mind cavorts.

"... just remember, idolizing on Easter is probably frowned upon!"

Does that mean I'll go to hell for getting a chocolate easter bunny???

I'm in so much trouble.... I used to get those EVERY YEAR. My heathen parents are to blame!!!

Hey Berkley Ladies: I don't suppose when you take your photos for the contest, you'll be handling weaponry of any kind? Or maybe standing in a victorious pose over a slain hippy??

Tell you what... even if you don't do that, I'm pretty sure my mind can fill in the details all on it's own.

Now, now, a lady never reveals her (contest) secrets!

Hmm on second thoughts Krakatoa, I think we may be onto a business scheme here...def a high market potential for Mud-wrestling-Berkeley-Girls...videos, t-shirts...mmm the possibilities are endless! :snaps back to reality: Oh and c'mon I'm English, you can't expect me to not make the odd spulling error or misprunt :-p

Man, I need to check my comments section more often during the weekend :)

It's ok Frank, we all know you're a big slacker =P
Just remember, it's your loss, not ours!
Oh and Happy Easter to all :)