First!

...2nd. :/

Pandas > Monkeys.

As the Narrator said, "I feel like putting a bullet-"

Does that also apply to Brown Pandas, or just regular ones?

cheese-eating surrender monkeys? Rice-eating capitulating PANDAS!!!!

Frank, I'll have whatever your having.

Frank,
Did you take your Tuesday morning meds on Monday by mistake again????

If so, I want to know what your Tuesday meds are so I can get some...

Technically, bamboo is a type of grass.

Pandas rate high on my "must shoot list"

"Technically, bamboo is a type of grass."

So it's worse than termites... it's HIPPIES!

First you go for the monkeys, now the pandas.

This is getting out of hand, my numbers one and two animals.

Don't go for the penguins! *Shakes fists maniacaly*

They're not 'brown' pandas, they're 'red' pandas. Which somehow just makes it worse, considering the topic of Frank's rant.

It'd be really nice to have a panda rug in front of my fireplace.

wait, wait. PANDAS!... Must follow through with mission that doesn't exist and should not have been brought up... damn

I used to sleep with a stuffed panda bear when I was young, so I'm a bit partial to them.

I'm not queer or nothin'.

Anyway, it's not their fault that God allowed the friggin commies to overrun their natural habitat.

Pandas are an endangered species because female pandas are not much interested in doing the nasty.

Oh shit!!! Sleeping with a panda when I was young may have set a precedent. I've always assumed that my wife was part possum, but she may be part panda.

Not only are Pandas not bears, Koalas aren't bears! They're worse! They're marsupials! It is =so= wrong for animals to have built-in pockets. Next thing you know, they'll be stealing our wallets.

Damn, Damn, Damn, We went to all that trouble to smuggle panda spies into the commie hords domain, and with one short blog, the cover is blown.

Rumsfeld

Could care less about the frikkin overgrown racoons, but what does rankle is the enourmous amounts of money spent to 'save' a species that's too damned stupid to screw. As if that's our fault. "oh but we cut down their bamboo!" (bzzzzt - thanks for playing) No, the Commies cut down their bamboo, and besides that, eating is NOT the survival skill the dumb things lack.

Cynic,
Certainly not Red Pandas (http://www.zoo.org/educate/fact_sheets/panda/rpanda.htm), which look like racoons to an astonishing degree. Brown pandas. Ones that have brown fur where normal pandas have black (like white tigers have white fur where normal tigers have orange-brown), without Clairol or any other type of dye. Quite rare. And I don't think they're allowed out of the country; they're kept with guards at all times in captivity. I was just wondering if that made them a type of dissident panda or not.

I used to know someone with a panda..But it dissapeared! Just completely dissapeared! Can you believe that??!

I hope you feel better now Frank; that really seems to be bothering you.

CCinCali, I knew a few people who collectively had a panda, and it disappeared too! Someone must have been scared of pandas.

sarahk..It may have helped if I had spelled disappeared correctly! hehe

Get your paws off me! Damn dirty panda!

CCinCali -- i didn't even notice, or i surely would have made fun! ;)

I love the smell of napalm and burning pandas in the morning. That smell, that gasoline and burnt hair smell; it smells like; victory! Surf or fight son! Hell the whole fucking counrty is nothing but godamn beach break!
Kill the commie pandas; incinerate them all! Frank help, I think the meds are wearing off and reality is raising its ugly head. The horror, the horror. Nurse! Quick moer Jack Daniels stat!

:P Don't SAY this or I'll have to burn my stuffed pandas!

--Anyone who doesn't believe that the pandas are working for the monkeys is just kidding themself.

--Go to the zoo, people- see for yourself! Instead of eating popcorn and laughing with the kids, actually PAY ATTENTION... you'll see... you'll see. They'll all see soon enough...

I wonder what they taste like?

This whole discussion reminded me of a very telling joke I heard a while ago. A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal. When he is finished he shoots the piano player and starts to leave. When the bartender asks him, "Hey! Where the heck do you think you're going!? That was my best piano player!" The panda pulls out a dictionary and hands it to the bartender. When he looks up the definition of a panda, it says "Panda(n): an animal that eats shoots and leaves."
Corny I know, but it just goes to show that you can't trust those commie pandas.

I've been to the zoo recently..no pandas..

Remember: Red Wine with Panda, White wine with spotted owl.

pandas are fun to kick

You know... pandas are endangered for some darn good reasons. Their primary food isn't good for them, adn their stomachs aren't quite designed to eat them. Many babies are rejected on birth. In case of twins teh mother kills one of the babies. And the male panda's genitalia is often too small to impregnate a female (remember that whole deal with giving male pandas viagra?). *shakes head*

(late night documentary watching finally pays off)

Pandas mate once a year. If Pandas have more than one offspring, they leave all but one to die. Pandas WANT to be extinct.

--Au contraire, CCinCALI... you THINK there were no pandas... but they were there... oh, yes... they were there!!

Well, Well...aren't you the sly one, DD...
But alas, you are right...!
I can hear the children complaining about the beautiful pandas! That's right, Frank J! I think pandas are beautiful! And I won't take it back!

--Okay, CC... if you were a commie spy master, and you were trying to figure out which animal would best fit your nefarious plans... tell me- would you use something ugly and hateful like an alligator... or would you go with the "adorable" little panda bear??

--The monkeys also know that we have a weakness for "cuteness"... oh, they know...

John Kerry has a new constituency... Cheese-eating surrender monkeys for Kerry They aren't as good as Pandas, but HeIsAnAssMonkey :)

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Don't forget your waffles

Damn commie pandas!

Now, if only Panda Express would actually start serving pandas, I'd be pretty happy. Them's good eatin'...

Stinking, lumpy, almond~chicken flavored Pandas!

Overgrown, mutant, non~opposable thumbed, slow moving, non screwing, bamboo munching, Commie rodents!

Wouldn't last twenty minutes against urbanly evolved, ravenous New York rats!

Holy Crap! I will have what ever your smokeing. BTW any know where I can get some panda hunting in? I would like a nice fur panda coat.

Heck, they couldn't stand up to the NYC squirrels; one tried to mug me once -- but he didn't get my milkshake, no sir!

Pandas. Monkies. Are Penguins next on the evil commie animal spy list? THis is getting bad. We need landgoing sharks with lasers attatched to their heads to defend freedom...

Nahhhh, Commie Bastard.

We've got Rhinos and Pachderms to crush those inspid and annoying Pandas into toe jam.

All you need is some Potozoan Dead-Head to squeeze a rubber Sqeaky Mouse and the gray Mommoths are off to the races!

The monkeys will require Taser Nets!

I saw a photo once of a panda bear with the black eye spots photo-shopped out, leaving just the white fur surrounding the menacing little beady eyes. Not cute. Pure evil.

If they are actually raccoons, why haven't I seen any knocking over my trash cans?

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