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I'm sure that the title needs a LOT of explaining, but it's a very brief synopsis of my life for the past few days. So bakc to the organized update scheme...
1. Cardinals 2, Falcons & Lakers 0 That's right kids - the cardinals win again! Well, actually this has absoloutly nothing to do with sports, but anyhoo...on friday i went on a tour of riverdale high for the whole day, with lexi as my giude. I saw a lot of people i knew/had seen before, and some really fucked up people. Here's an example: Histoy teacher: Okay, we have about 2 minutes before lunhc, so let's go around and say one big event we're doing this weekend. Matt: I'm going to a party, and I'm gonna get laid. Oh wait, did i just say that out loud?? Class: 0.0;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Teacher: Ugh, that's for putting that great image in my head matt. Euahhhhwwww... Yeah. That kid serioudly scared me. Oh, they were also some potheads. And it was small. Everybody in the high school knew eachothers name. I think that says a lot. Oh, i went into the lab while they were doing a graphics class using macromedia freehand. That must have been the only good thing, except for the japanese class...but amyhow, i went so that when i went to rhs with everyone else i would already have an opinion, and not be swayed by anyone elses.
2. PotatoPotatoPotatoPotato...... Yesh, my daddy's Harley finally came! It's pretty...hm, sweet (not good enough vocabulary, sorry). It's a really nice royal blue, with chrome covers on everything except the battery and oil. But my dad has covers for those, and a back seat. So all he needs is a helmet, good dry weather, and we i can go on the harley! weeeeee! except, my dad is proabably going to sell it to buy a porshce. >< <- imitaion of a south park angry-pouty face) but if i could have one, i'd much rather have a bmw than a harley. of course they do cost twice as much, but they're waaaay more comfortable, faster, and cooler than harleys, in my opinion. But still, my dad has a Harley and he'll let me ride in the back seat!!! w00t!!!!
3. Parental stupidity: Click Bad, evil parents. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
4. Stick Stickly!!!! ^^ Sometimes I add random screen names to my buddy list. I have no idea who they are, but i just enter a screen name that would be cool. You know, like "moo", "disco banana". "hannibal's lover" , or somehting funny/weird/fucked up. And if you're lucky, they'll be on aim, and you can talk to them. And if you're even luckier, they'll be in your age range. And if you're incredibly lucky, he'll be a really hot guy from california. [dies] I'm going to bring the pic to the dance, so show off to people. HA! I KNOW A HOT GUY WHO USED TO WATCH STICK STICKLY ON NICKALONEON TOO!! HA HA!! Yes, you may call me psycho, but not until you see this:

[dies again] Now you may call me psycho.
5. Dance! Canned heat my heels tonight bah-bee... Yeah, that time of year again: Winter Formal. It's not quite as fancy as last year's but it said semi-formal. I'll try to upload a pic whenever i get around to it, but basically I'm wearing a long, silver, velvet dress that crosses in the back and has a slit on one side. I have these strappy heels that go with it pretty well, and my hair is in curlers right now. SAVE ME MY HEAD REALLY HURTS THEY'VE BEEN ROLLD UP FOR TWO HOURS AND I HAVE THREE MORE HOURS TO GO! Er, yeah. I should bring some CD's for the dance part, but i don't think people would like my music, and i don't really have any good songs...hm, let's check...oh! Fly me to the moon might work...they play Stairway to Heaven anyways...waste might work for the first half of it....i don't think my j-pop songs would go over to well...anime theme songs too...they're coming to take me away isn't quite the right mood...i think canta per me is italian, salva nos too...hm, too bad you can't really dance to a lot of my music. oh wait, AHA! Techno dance mixes!! Oh wait, the other people only like to "dance" to that crap they play on 'jammin'. tsk, too bad can't go to a club. i really don't like that fuck/dance thing that people do. I mean, do they really realize what they are doing?! Well i mean, yeah, but...i just gjve an example of what i imagine a conversation might be like: Morgan: Hey Brooks...why am i feeling something poking me from your pants? It feels like a hard rock... Brooks: That ain't no candycane..*leers* MY EYES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Sorry, but i mean, that just seems so obvious to me. Maybe the guys are just kinda...um...under...developed? EW! Uh, anyhow...speaking of porn and such, i had to use my brother's pc because he has these mean streaks where he changes the administor password and blocks my ip or something. but a miraculous discovry: no user/password prompt! i decided it was an excellent oppotunity to...snoop. And what did i find? His porn collection has now grown to 2 gigs! I guess that's where he's been going since mom found that playboy magazine that "one of his friends must have left". what a loser... but for more pleasant things: Stick Stickly! Does anyone remember that? He was *the* nick celebretity. It was through him that i first heard of the backstreet boys and i think hte spice girls. ah, the beginning of teeny bopper bands...
Conclusion: Told you it was a big update.
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