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"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Organic Cotton Tee $20.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Sweatshirt $24.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Hooded Sweatshirt $28.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Tote Bag $14.99
"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Postcards (8) $8.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Greeting Cards (6) $12.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Journal $9.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Sticker (Rect.) $3.49
"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Sticker (Oval) $3.49	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Trucker Hat $12.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Black Cap $15.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Wall Clock $12.99
"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Mousepad $12.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Mug $12.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Large Mug $13.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Kids T-Shirt $18.99
"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Classic Thong $10.99	"SMART PEOPLE SUCK" Boxer Shorts $15.99

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