| HELLO |
[Wednesday April 16th, 2003 17:51PM] |
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THIS.
I will never again acknowledge the existence of YOU and YOU and YOU.
Oh wait! There was something else I said I'd do if this ever happened. Hmmm, what was that again? OH.
(Fact of the day: in the 1 year, two months and five days since this journal was created, I HAVE NEVER DIED NOT EVEN ONCE.)
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:) :) :)
*jumps off cliff*
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| That was actually easy. |
[Thursday April 10th, 2003 15:11PM] |
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*comes home, takes the sparkly bottle out of her purse and looks at it thoughtfully*
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| Hmmmm. |
[Thursday April 10th, 2003 14:48PM] |
*turns on both TVs, the PlayStation 2, and the stereo* *gives everyone popcorn and cookies and lemonade*
¬.¬
*grabs purse and sneaks out*
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[Tuesday April 1st, 2003 22:31PM] |
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Um um um um
I'M PREGNANT
no no no already been done.
I'm... A LESBIAN...
Naaaah
Um
BUTCH AND PRISCILLA DRANK STRANGE CHEMICALS IN THE OLD LAB AND HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY BECOME TEENAGERS
too scary to be funny
Um.
Yeah.
I think I should have a sordid affair with someone. Anybody interested?
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| DADDY |
[Wednesday March 26th, 2003 22:53PM] |
DADDY IS HERE DADDY IS HERE DADDY IS HERE and GLORFIE and ABSINTHE and KUBRICK and ZAK and BUZZ THE ALIEN and that harpymander thing and JARETH THE GOBLIN and various other pets I AM SO HAPPY YAY
My paid account died today!! RAGE!!! :( :( :(
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY'S MUN!!!!!!!
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| O_O |
[Monday March 17th, 2003 22:52PM] |
O_O
O_O
O_O
.................
O_O
I don't want any more parents. PLEASE OH PLEASE NO MORE PARENTS. Um no offense to the ones that are already here. But! Next one to nag my husbands is going to be put in a home.
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[Friday March 14th, 2003 21:37PM] |
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TWELVE.
Fucking TWELVE.
And that's only the ones who have journals.
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[Thursday March 13th, 2003 21:07PM] |
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Some of my mothers are visiting and stuff. Elrond II is even more emotional than I am.
..... *weeps uncontrollably for a while*
Um and stuff.
Oh, there's Aragorn's mother. Hi Gilraen.
There are sons of Fëanor in my kitchen. Why?
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| um what? |
[Wednesday March 12th, 2003 23:10PM] |
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IS. MY. DAUGHTER. DEAD?
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| allo |
[Friday February 14th, 2003 12:39PM] |
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yuale - i sat on an elf once |
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Happy V-day from all EmilyPuppets!
We are all gone for the weekend. Should be back Monday or Tuesday night.
<3 especially to the significant others of my various puppets, and zee vunderful muns out there.
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[Thursday February 6th, 2003 22:00PM] |
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amandil - a day in the life |
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Yay! My Limited Edition Formula 1 Autographed Gilles Villeneuve trading cards arrived today. I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl, and completely oblivious to any remote-related trouble going on.
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| I AM NOT DOING THIS FOR ANY PARTICULAR REASON |
[Wednesday February 5th, 2003 00:51AM] |
I just felt like updating. And using this icon. I LIKE THIS ICON.
Delicious Mutant Soup doesn't taste right without DELICIOUS MUTANT.
The real world is boring. Maybe I should take up locking myself in my room again. It really is a nice room. With a TV and stuff. The Elronds won't notice. The usually sleep on the couch anyway.
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| Bah. |
[Thursday January 30th, 2003 18:39PM] |
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liek so totally organized! |
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I don't want to be a druggie or an evil bitch. They both take too much effort.
I'll just go back to being the shiny-happy queen of prozac, if everyone doesn't mind.
Which means:
Elrond(s) lay off the son-in-law for a bit, okay?
Estel, don't exaggerate lie so much just because Elrond was mean..
Elladan, the fact that you are a hermaphrodite now is NO EXCUSE to get knocked up and bring even more horse/mutant children into the world.
Elrohir, ...... ............. .. . . . . . . . . no comment.
Arwen, cheer up dear. You aren't fat, and you have lovely elf!boobies just like the rest of the women in our family.
Arthur, your offspring-of-Isildur thing had better be beautiful, Issyish, and completely free of mutation. Or else.
Tolman, stop kicking the cat. She bites.
Peony, I'm teaching you a new recipe! Today we learn how to cook Uncle Ben's Instant Rice.
Maglor, I don't care what you're smoking, just don't do it in the house.
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| BE GOOD. |
[Wednesday January 29th, 2003 17:14PM] |
I have a new layout/style, and a few new pictures.
WHERE IS MY HUSBAND?
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| Ooh. |
[Friday January 24th, 2003 02:48AM] |
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Elrond says I'm dealing in a calm and adult manner.
Which is true. Well, the adult part, anyway. See, me and Mum 6 (the man one) have been drinking non-stop since Elrohir first mentioned leaving for the Havens. I've also taken up smoking. Smoking is a very adult thing to do. It makes all your stress go away. Then the cigarette burns up and it's gone, and in five minutes you're twice as stressed as you were before, but you can always have another smoke! Between the two of us, we smoked an entire carton today. I'm beginning to understand the appeal.
So, remember that list of Galadriels I posted a while back? Well, Man Mum has changed lists. If you kill him, I'll be most upset.
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[Sunday January 19th, 2003 15:35PM] |
Peony doesn't like it here.
Peony wants to leave.
;_;
*bawls* I AM A TERRIBLE MOTHER!
*locks self in room*
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[Friday January 17th, 2003 23:55PM] |
Spent the day in her mun's backpack: Arwen
Spent the day in her mun's head: Me
My opinion on relations between Elrond(s) and Saruman: eew
My opinion on relations between Elrond(s) and Denethor: I need a drink
Number of children I had before marrying Elrond: One
Number of children (including adoptees) I have had since marrying Elrond: EIGHT
Mun's phobias: Butterflies, Revolving doors
My phobia: Uinen
Has best music collection in the family: Elladan
Has best weapon collection in the family: Elrond I
Good food: Kraft Dinner
Better food: Delicious Mutant Soup
Nice places for vacationing: Númenor, Lothlórien
Best place in the world to live: Rivendell
Not fat: Elrohir, Peony, Me
Fat: Elrond(s), Arwen, Arthur, Elladan, Tolman
The boy: Priscilla Ulmo Halfelven
The girl: Butch Gimli Peredhel
Brothers: Absinthe, Kubrick, Fingon Fë-fë II
Sister: Zak
First cousins: Nimloth, Finduilas
Second cousins: Idril, Maeglin, Gil-Galad, Celebrimbor
Scary: Mum1, Mum2, Mum3, Mum4, Mum6
Not quite as scary: Mum5, Mum7
Says hello: Mun of Isildur/Arwen/Irmo, and mun of Celebrimbor/Elendil
Has sore shoulder: Mun of me, Treebeard, FaramirTook, Estë, Beren, Valandil, Celegorm and 50-some others
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[Wednesday January 15th, 2003 02:00AM] |
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drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk ( drunk )
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[Wednesday January 1st, 2003 02:33AM] |
ph33r the evil Anime stuff!!
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That is so not me on the left there.
Okay fine it is. Apparently. Elladan is the one pulling Elrond's hair, and Elrohir is the one, um, freaking out. Aah memories.
Happy New Year.
*drinks a toast to pixie stix*
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| Oh good grief. |
[Sunday November 17th, 2002 01:35AM] |
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O_O
And she's staying at Rivendell too. There are going to be THREE MORE little baby-creatures crawling around here. And considering the shape-shifting miss, um... Fangirl?.. has done, who KNOWS what she's going to be giving birth to. That will make for seven babies in total. Does this count as an infestation?
On the bright side, we now have a Seven-Eleven store thingy opening in the valley. I suppose their market researchers found out how much Elrond and Arwen have been spending on Slurpees recently.
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[Saturday November 2nd, 2002 21:33PM] |
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Somewhere in that mess I gave birth to twin things. A girl and a boy.
:)
The girl's name is Butch, and the boy's name is Priscilla. That's Butch Gimli Peredhil and Priscilla Ulmo Halfelven.
LOVE THEM AND DESPAIR.
Right. Going to bed now. *nurses babies and falls asleep*
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[Saturday November 2nd, 2002 20:41PM] |
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HAVING CONTRACTIONS |
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Tomorrow is my mun's NINE-MONTH MESPT ANNIVERSARY. And that of her first puppet, Entbitch. Yay! :) My own nine-months-since-i've-been-here will be a week later, I guess.
Nine months is a very significant amount of time, yes?
YES?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT?
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
>_<
:)
(is there an elrond in the house??)
:)
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| Haloweenie. |
[Friday November 1st, 2002 02:04AM] |
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
I dressed up really pretty. Then I found a Beren and made it dress up too. It said "My wife is going to kill me" and I patted it on the head and said that was nonsense.
heh hehehehehehe ¬.¬
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| Oh |
[Monday October 28th, 2002 22:35PM] |
Now that there's an Arwen and an Arthur, it's twice as confusing.
Haven't seen the boys around much lately. I keep leaving makeup in convenient (and inconvenient) places around the house, because I think Elrohir looks better that way. :) There has also been an alarming decrease in the number of hobbits around. I think Tolman is the only one still here. In fact, moochers in general seem to be getting bored and leaving.
Shelob the Tarantula laid eggs. This could have something to do with the exodus, I'm not sure. I also don't know where she found a boy-tarantula... There aren't too many of those wandering around Rivendell... right?
And no, Elrond isn't growing mold. The glob of sour cream on his sleeve was though, and it did look rather convincing for a while.
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[Saturday October 26th, 2002 00:35AM] |
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[Thursday October 24th, 2002 20:39PM] |
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I would like to take a moment to tell you two things.
SHE'S ALIVE! :) Yay. :D :D
And I guess I'm having babies this Saturday. Or possibly Sunday.
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[Sunday September 8th, 2002 17:01PM] |
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My children are all alive! All of them, biological and adopted.
Elladan is here, with Tindómiel, and they've been, um, cooking and stuff.
Elrohir is off... somewhere. Working on the, er, evil stuff. He's doing such a good job!!
Arwen is here too, and her handwraith is a very very nice young man! :)
Faramir is in a box with some plastic people. Which is weird, but, well, at least he's safe!
Aragorn... okay actually I have no idea where the heck he is, but he's participating in the war, so he could very well be dead, I don't know or care.
And Valandil is A-OK, I hear. Engaged and pregnant, and stuff. Aww. :)
The other kid I take care of all the time, you know who I'm talking about, is in front of the TV. :-P
And the two non-born ones are behaving themselves nicely, for the most part.
Eru, I'm hungry.
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