Banal BabbleThe key way to making a populace governable is to split them through their prejudices... a people divided by their petty opinions won't realize their common dreams. Makes it easier for the politicians to just fart around and not do anything...
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11/24/04 08:59 pm
It's so beautiful...
Erika wants a handsome boxed set containing three full DVD's featuring the first one hundred Strong Bad e-mails, with all of the hidden scenes and other easter eggs intact!!
* Special features include three previously unreleased Strong Bad E-Mails!
* Also, hidden character and creator commentary!! Have fun trying to find 'em!!
* Four Karaoke Videos!!
* Over an hour of never-before-seen puppet stuff, behind the scenes action and other hilarious antics!!
The new "Virus" e-mail is the best so far IMO.
I don't know though...$36.95 US (after S&H;) = $43.64 Canadian. Can my student budget take such a hit? Not this close to Christmas. After Christmas... that's another story.
They have a sweet black Trogdor hoodie I'd pander my arse for too.
To The Tune Of: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams - Green Day
11/23/04 11:12 am
Stewart
I really like my photography professor - you have to like someone who has a folder on their computer entitled "Cats Doing Things" :oD
11/23/04 10:03 am
Oh sure.... NOW we do the lab on gradient mesh......*grumble gripe grumble gripe*
This knowledge would have been soooooo useful.
11/23/04 09:23 am
Self Portrait
I was very unhappy with my hair so...
...and I wash my hands of it! Done! Fin! Adios! I hope I never have to stare at my own face for that long EVER AGAIN!
11/21/04 07:26 pm
Where is my sustenance?
1) Go to Google. 2) Type in "weapons of mass destruction" (DON'T hit return and make sure to include the quotation marks) 3) Click the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the "Google search button" 4) Read the "error message" carefully. The WHOLE page. Someone at Google really has a sense of humor.
LMFAO!
My journal is vapid. I don't post anything with meat to it anymore. I am not as happy as I might seem, although I do seem to whine often enough, so maybe I don't seem as happy as I am. I seem to lose depth the busier I am. I get nearly manical. I complain, as is my wont, with regularity, but I don't make it original. If I'm going to bitch, I should only do it when I can at least be creative about it. At least use some new words instead of the usual banal profanity. Bah.
My entries are either amusing links, strange links, or simply a record of my pursuits. Where's the beef??
[Edit] Aw! Amanda makes me feel all special!
CirrusWing says: your pictures very good you are a very good artist
~ this was brought on by my self-portrait-in-progress
To The Tune Of: Linkin Park - Faint
11/19/04 07:18 pm
Please
Please read this petition.
I don't know that I've ever pleaded for anything like I plead for you to sign this and pass it on.
My best friend lost her uncle to a brutal murder and his attacker is up for parole. Her aunt and cousins are terrified, especially since they knew the man. Please, help us keep him safely away from the public.
If you would pass this on, I will love you forever. Every signature counts.
Thank you.
To The Tune Of: RHCP - Porcelain
11/17/04 06:02 pm
School Trip To Toronto Genetics Lab Goes Horribly Awry!
Toronto - While on a school trip to a Toronto genetics lab, two NSCC students, Seanah Nary* and Erika Tokess, were zapped by a strange ray and proceeded to combat one another in an all out battle. Several classmates were caught in the crossfire and one Amanda Keep was indeed flattened by a bus wielded by none other than Erika Tokess, a so-called friend. When asked how she felt, she replied "She tore off my boob baubles! Then SMACed me! Bitch."
The enraged women were last seen in the vicinity of a Subway where they had apparently settled their differences and were eating the stores entire monthly supply of foodstuffs. It is presumed that the Baskin Robbins next door is in dire straits as well, as the huge women were seen eyeing it lustily.
Do not approach these women! Flash photography may startle them and cause another rampage. The army has been called in and the matter will hopefully soon be resolved by a cargo plane full of valium-laden giant chocolates.
[ * names changed to protect the not-so-innocent ]
11/16/04 12:32 am
Gaia Online
It's hard to concentrate on what Ed Helms is saying when Nemo is desperately trying to grab his face *lol*
11/15/04 06:53 pm
My undies feel violated!!! [and other tales of laundry room horror]
nabbed from amantebrujaNot 15 minutes after checking my laundry, I went back to find my clothes in a damp pile. I HATE it when people do that! Stop touching my underwear you infidels! ;oD Those damn women are dancing in my dreams. It's worse than Bananaphone.
11/15/04 03:13 pm
Candle Roasted Weenies, Yum Yum!
The power is finally back on after a day and a half. It was frickin'cold, I tell you what.
True to my subject line, last night I dined on a candle roasted weenie, which isn't nearly as bad as it sounds. It's worse :op
I spent most of the time huddled in bed trying to stay warm, reading, yakking on the telephone, and cuddling my furry ones.
Speaking of yakking on the phone, why can't the power company be as reliable as the phone company? Why not make power line out of the same stuff as phone lines. I know I'm no doubt oversimplifying it, but this is the third time the power has been out since I moved here at the first of September. I think I might invest in an Eliminator so I can have some juice around for times like these to run the heater. At any rate, I KNOW I'm getting a sterno stove so I can at least heat up some frickin' soup!
Remember how I said I wasn't going to be able to afford anything for the rest of the month thanks to all the lovely drugs I had to buy? Well now I have a freezer full of spoiled food and I think I may have to break down and ask Gram to send some money :o( I'm trying to think of some other way though. I'll see if I can't drum up some website bizniz but I am really not in a good area for that. I haven't given up yet though!
I am going to have one hella hot bath and relax in the warmth. Mmmm...warmth....
Stupid power outage... I have a lot of work to do! Great reminder of how lucky we are though, with our furnaces, fridges, microwaves, and indoor plumbing.
If you're reading this David, hey you! I really enjoyed our long conversation last night. It's been a long time since I met someone with so much in common with me.
To The Tune Of: The fridge is working, woo hoo!!!
11/12/04 07:54 pm
I dedicate this to Fridays everywhere!
The week is over! Woot woot!
From the girl who cursed you with Bananaphone comes this apology... go here and click WATCH THIS MOVIE...
...more than ever after hour our work is never over.
I highly recommend this to any old skool Daft Punk fans like me ;o)
I joined Gaia Online...anyone out there I can add to my friendslist?
[EDIT:] I don't normally do these, but I really like this one...
***Taken from crashendown's journal***
This is the problem with LJ, we all think we are so close, and we know nothing about each other. I'm going to rectify it. I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about.
Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.
***End***
To The Tune Of: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
11/12/04 09:53 am
Photography Mid-term, YAY!
The Incredibles was a frickin' cool movie.
I can't wait for Spongebob! Naomi has a Spongebob Groovepants backpack - I'm gonna mug her for it *evil laugh*
I want to make Hocky #2 *bats eyelashes at Hobo*
Speaking of Hocky.... I miss hockey!!! The "come back hockey" commercials they're showing are funny - my favorite is The Cure one... Do you really want to hurt me.....
11/8/04 01:51 pm
Ug.
I finally had a weekend where I didn't have a major assignment to do, or a party, or something else planned. A weekend to relax. Of course I ended up in the hospital. It wouldn't be my life without some sort of drama, now would it?
Kidney stones. I spent my weekend on copus amounts of IV morphine, gravol, and naprosyn. Now I'm home with lots of tablets of percoset, gravol, and naprosyn.
Happy Party Funtime, YAY!!*sigh* It's not like I could afford this either. So much for eating. Bah. I can't afford my Wellbutrin now either. When I'm up and alive again I'll have to sell something somehow. Maybe someone will buy my digital cable box. Thanks for calling Ashleigh :o) I have to thank Adrien when I'm back at school - he took me to the hospital when I needed to go back last night for a gravol shot. Hope you're doing better than me...
To The Tune Of: Lonestar - Mr. Mom
11/3/04 04:36 pm
Two Viagra and I'm harder than Chinese math and ready to go!
Fuck Bush. I mean that in a multitude of ways.
To The Tune Of: Ween - Stroker Ace
11/2/04 02:09 pm
The truth is beautiful, even when it's ugly....
Sometimes you just find a meme you can't/don't want to resist...
I got Liz Phair but didn't copy it right - had to go back and got Gwen. Don't know what I answered different.... Nabbed from dawench. Ball of confusion, hey hey....
To The Tune Of: Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science
11/1/04 08:33 pm
Girl's Night Out
Two women had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, salvaged a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they went home.
The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home with no panties!" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her rear that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you."
"I guess that you are Punky Brewster from Punky Brewster! Am I right?"
It KNOWS
To The Tune Of: Propellerheads - History Repeating
11/1/04 03:52 pm
Hobo, can you handle this?
Take that Quark! I am VICTORIOUS!!!! I kicka you ass! *silly victory dance*
( this picture's too Hobolicious for you babe )
I had a great time this weekend aside from crap from the ex. Bah. I hope you get exactly what you think you want, jerk. So Friday a preschooler said "Mommy, that witch is BEAUTIFUL!" which just made my day, but then my classmates voted me the best costume and I won Tim Horton's gift certificates which made my day too....so I guess my day was double made :oD Friday night Ashleigh, Amanda, Seanah, Daniel, Simon, and David all came over and we stuffed ourselves full of sugar. Saturday was more of the same. Sunday, for a change, we went to Greenwood and got greasy burgers! *lol* I am SO going to regret this weekend. Last night I ended up at Sam's with Adrien (He called me pretty lady! What a sweetie!), Heather, and Tricia. Tonight I'm actually going to veg in front of my TV and watch CSI alone 8oO
Now, I rally forth against my other nemesis, Illustrator. It will be a fearsome battle. Pray for me my sweets.
To The Tune Of: On My Way - Rusted Root
10/28/04 11:08 pm
WARNING
If this woman approaches you, give her all your candy to avoid injury. Any and all chocolate shall be confiscated. She should be considered bitchy and dangerous. She's had a bad week.
Trashy witch, what an original concept ;o)
To The Tune Of: Paula Cole - Mississippi
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