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subjects are for squares [25 Oct 2004|02:21am]
ok i dont have anything to type. this is strictly out of boredom. maybe thats why this is my first update in months. im on a new computer. that makes me happy. its 2:22. I WISH I WOULDNT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. hey cool, it came true. tomorrow is a teacher work day. im awesome. ok so far this is dumb. i feel like skipping some lines.


there. ok so in case anyone is curious, more THE KEEP shirts are on the way...plus probably stickers, buttons, things like that. PLEASE BUY SOME STUFF. i dare you. ok that part was just to make myself feel better because as pointless as this update is, maybe JUST MAYBE i will have convinced someone to give me money in exchange for goods. ok im really tired. i...am...OUT.

-J stands for Just plain sexy

monkey dome '04
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[09 Oct 2004|08:41pm]
[ mood | amphibious ]

ok some girl made this flyer for us. yeah. ok.

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if you cant EAT 'em, join 'em. [12 Aug 2004|04:13pm]
posty posty post post. reply? no. post!

tell me if im wrong here but an opinion cant be wrong can it?

hhhhokay. dont really know why im typing anything. school started. its pretty easy. my day goes a little something like this: psychology/sociology, english, military history, and art appreciation/western civilization. next semester: math, introduction to corrections, art 3, advanced p.e. YAY. i get to go to the community college for art appreciation and western civilization. thats pretty fun since im friends with almost all TWELVE students in the class and we get to leave campus. wow its crazy to have such a small class. most of my classes have 30+ students. the class is really interesting so far. a lot of the concepts of art appreciation intertwine with pschology. the way we think and see. cool stuff, i tell you.

im ending this post right now and theres nothing you can do about it so shut up.
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rolls? yes please! [01 Aug 2004|01:08am]
this is jayclarke )

just thought i'd post.
lauren is so cool.
thank you and goodnight.
"over and out"

-cheeseburger?
-deeeeeliciousssssss.
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a bird flew into the glass at my house. [23 Jul 2004|05:42am]
gross.

pfffff. alright. what has been going on? i went to the beach for a week. the first night was boring. i was all alone. then jonathan showed up. that was better. then jared and kristen came and that was awesome too. not much went on at the beach. just chilled mostly. met some dumb people. that were strange. sadly, ding dong and Big B could not attend. it just wasnt the same without them. ive been doing stuff lately but none of it is really out of the ordinary or anything so i wont bother going into detail. just hanging out with people. the other night i went to Cary with claire and steph. that was fun. bought some jeans. ate ice cream. went to the park. fun stuff. ive mostly just been working. its lame. i need the money though. i think we're all going to claires to watch a movie tonight. thatll be fun. and enjoyable. and fun.

this just in, construction worker burns down shoe factory in a jealous rage.

alright i think me and all the people are going to a the beach tomorrow. beach party. soccer. bond fire. music. i just hope kobra kai dont show up and ruin all the fun. that would be the worst.

jared made this awesome design for my band at work. isnt it the heat?

ok im outta here. check you later boyeeeeeeeeeeeee.
-hello?
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[12 Jul 2004|08:56am]
[ mood | awesome ]
[ music | mewithoutyou and/or the necessary ]

this is jayclarke.

really.

so i figured i'd give an update on what jay's doing since he never does:
myrtle beach
beachy activities
sitting
standing
talking
not visiting me
the usual.

in other news, lauren is the heat!
.....?

and now, for a picture of myself, because that's what people on live journal do.

man, im a stud.

entry over

-the elusive jayclarke

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heres your dust buster back. thanks. [28 Jun 2004|09:22pm]
hooooookay. i saw the notebook the other day. that was pretty good. i know it looks girly but whatever. it was cool because it took place in the 1940s. i like that kind of thing. and it was the type of story that was predictable...but it was in a way that i didnt really mind. sometimes i dont need crazy plot twists and surprises you know? so yeah. today i saw dodgeball. also very good. nothing else has really been happening. hung out at allis yesterday. we tried to brainstorm on a movie. Lord Of The Bracelets will begin production in the near future. then jim came over. we went to Allison's wake. that was strange. im not good at that kind of thing. then we went to George's house and met up with...mason, george, tassy, melanie, stephanie, adam, and kate. i think thats everyone. so we all went to chapel hill and ate at miami subs. then they went to the movie. they saw Fahrenheit 911. hah. totally didnt want to see that. if i want to see unintelligent Bush bashing, i can just turn on the evening news. burn. so i came home and chilled. not too eventful but i was tired so i didnt care. im bored. this post has been mostly about movies. movies. i CANT wait for Garden State to come out. wow. its going to be AWEsome. and Zach Braff is 2 qt. ok im done here. Rocky is on tv. must watch. over and out.
-bird bizzle
tell me all the things

here we come walkin down the street [18 Jun 2004|01:00pm]
whats going on? nothing.

ok so i think i start every entry with "ok so..."

moving on, im bored. i woke up at like 12:30 this afternoon. its probably stupid of me to post right when i get up because nothing has happened yet.

lets recap today events thus far...i brused my teeth. wow that was exciting. im dumb. yesterday was boring. i worked then i came home and slept then i woke up and went back to bed. i mean i talked to people. but i didnt actually DO anything. i was too tired to do anything. but wednesday was fun. jim and i went to Greensboro to see Emery, Hawthorne Heights, and some other bands. they were really really good. we went up there early to hang out with megan and hannah. they were fun. and then we all went to the show. it was cool. the ride home was bad because i was late, i had no gas, and i hit a deer. it was so lame.

do you like how im talking about events and days in a totally backwards order? of course you do. it is taking me a long time to type this. im dumb. ok BYE.

-J
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here we go [14 Jun 2004|07:43pm]
this weekend was the awesome. read jeds journal to get all the insider information. im too lazy to type it all right now. check one. ready? break.
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circus [01 Jun 2004|06:51pm]
so i worked today. it wasnt fun. got home around 4:30, took a shower, and put on the pajamas. assumed i wouldnt be going anywhere tonight. hey, i was right. yay.
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jqp. [24 May 2004|04:22pm]
ok i went to columbia this weekend. it was fun. left right after school, got down there around 9:30, met jed at a gas station. it was fun. we hung out at laurens for a little while, drove around, hung out some more. then i stayed at jeds house. we watched conan. and made out. i mean and did stuff. then we went to sleep. ahhh next morning we totally watched Ultimate Muscle. it was da bomb. very intense. lets see...then we went to Sims Music and messed around with instruments we cant afford. went to laurens house and practiced our ultimate muscle moves! got some cool pictures of it too. post them now lauren. i dare you! ok we also hung out with the bobby and the caroline. that was fun. we got SNO CONES! the grape was really good. ok then...jed had to go to work pretty soon after that so i went to carolines b-day bash. we watched Shattered Glass. it was strange. lauren, justin, and andrea were there. then i finally met this danielle everyone is talking about. she seemed really nice. then lauren and i met up with bobby, jed, and some of their friends in the park. they were nice. the police told us that it was too late and we had to leave. so we went to barns and noble. nice. then everyone left and me and jed stayed at laurens house. that was a blast. lauren fell asleep. jed and i watched some D3 and extreme elimination challenge. nice nice. then lauren woke up really suddenly. kinda creepy..especially since i had JUST said "hey i wonder if lauren would be pissed if we woke her up." yeah ok so then we watched some chapelles show and went to sleep. i went to church with jed. that was cool then to grouchos with bobby and jed. excellent BLT. i dig it. me, jed, and lauren went downtown and took some pictures. that was entertaining. we saw some indian guys get in a fight in a store. it was akward. and really really funny. it was super hot. i got some cool new shoes at wal-mart. theyre Athletic Works. velcro. yay! ok so then i just hung out at laurens with jed until i had to leave. that sucked. i wanted to stay in the sc. it was awesome. i seriously had so much fun. i mean laurens friends are always nice but usually when you hang out with people that are just friends of friends, it seems weird or something. but not with laurens friends. it was really cool how nice they were and they treated me like i lived there or something. i didnt really feel akward like visitors do sometimes. they better come up here really soon. i dare them.

anyway today school sucked. one funny thing happened. i got to school and saw that some of the seniors had placed traffic barrels ALL over the school. there were about 60 in the courtyard, i dont know how many on the roof and one on top of the flag pole. it was really really funny. they got caught but didnt really get in trouble. the administration was practically praising them for it. they thought it was hilarious. anyway, jim is at my house. we're watching tv. hes cute. i mean what? alright gotta go. over and out.

-fish dont take bubble baths
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is all fo decoration. [16 May 2004|07:45pm]
ok went to church today. cool stuff. then i went to the library so jim could help me out with some math. we went to university mall. kinda lame except for A Southern Season. probably the coolest store ever. i was afraid to go in but i found out its really awesome. haha. ok so jim kept wanting really weird foods. he ate chicken and dumplings at bear rock. i had a "peanut butter chubbie". delicious. then he wanted chocolate, olives, and cottage cheese...? gross. these strange cravings have lead me to believe that jim is pregnant. and im the father. ok anyway we got his items at harris teeter then went to Southpoint. walked around. didnt get anything. almost got a deathcab shirt but decided not to. it was fun though. then i came home. im bored. obviously im bored because im posting on here. this is kind of rare.

here we go.

my leg really hurts. oh wait i forgot to mention that jim and i saw handley outside of university mall! she was listening to vibrant green. cool stuff. jim gave her some chocolate. she promised to eat it right away so it wouldnt melt. she better have...or jim and i are going to GET her. you all know what get means...it means hug her. get your minds out of the gutter. gutters are all wet and leafy. hutch hutch. i think King Ding-a-ling should make a CAMeo in our film for tech theatre. that would be the cool. im gonna stop now. i love you. goodbye.

-strong and absorbent
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here it is. [08 May 2004|03:57pm]
ok a quick rant...

ok there are some people in Chapel hill that i love to death. those people know who they are. but wow, sometimes the whole artsy "hipper than thou art" mentality of the place really gets to me. i was taking a stroll down franklin st. and i bumped into jonah. hes really cool. but this girl he was with was really annoying. she tried to be a really weird, artsy, pretentious music person. haha definitely not the first one of those ive run into. it gets really old really fast when people not only talk to you like they know more than you but also talk ABOUT you like they know more than you...to your face. whats up with that? i love pittsboro.

so last night jim came over. then mark. then james. we met up with eliza at taco bell. then went to the mall and met up with abby. then we all went to the park. i was an idiot and half way landed in the pond at the park. i had to drive home in my underwear. then they all hung out at my house for a while. they went home then me and eliza drove around for a long time. we saw isaac on mt. gilead road and he wanted to ride around too so he came along. then we all went home. thats about it.

this is retarded. im leaving.
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optional [06 May 2004|05:07pm]
so today ben asked me for a ride home. normally id just go home and sleep or something but i was like hey ok. so i took him to pittsboro and when i got there i was like well im in pittsboro so i might as well go to the thrift shop. i went on a gift frezy. crazy. and i got myself a cool shirt. so i saw some people i knew. said hey. then i was like well im in pittsboro so why dont i go to jeffs house to say hey and get a beverage? so i did. its weird to go to someones house unannounced. i felt strange. and dumb. i was bored of my daily stand in the kitchen and search for food routine so i did it at jeffs house.
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3,2,1, POST OFF [04 May 2004|07:38pm]
ok big news...
1) i just peed
2) hows it goin'?

alrighty, this just in...jeff is a dork.

moving on, i ate breakfast at Al's this morning. everyplace in pbo is a persons name so it sounds like youre going to someones house. but Al's is a dining facility. i had gravy and bicuits. ever hear of em'?

alli thought it was weird that i included keith in my last update. on that note, today keith gave a short speech on the announcments because hes running for a class office. i couldnt see him but im sure he was smiling. thats good ole' keithy for you.

i got a birthday card from connor once. it says "To my wife. You fill my world with happiness...and you fill my heart with love. Happy Easter." he didnt even sign in. ok for anyone that actually read this, im really sorry for wasting a full minute of your time. ill make it up to you somehow. this was a major disappointment. over and out.

-im hungry
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do you smell what the clark is cookin'? [27 Apr 2004|03:27pm]
ok so today doug and i had the same boxers and pants. weird. dont ask how we discovered our boxers were the same. i gave keith and justin big hugs. justin regected the hug. i like keith because he smiles a lot. he was the first person that talked to me when i got into school and i think his smiling had something to do with my day being not so bad. im completely straight.

lets party. i think i might go with james to siler city. i hate siler city but when jx2 hits the town, wackiness is bound to occur.

this was pointless. leave me alone! no problemo waka yawn nightboard. what.
-mall gift certificates
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lets party [15 Apr 2004|11:11am]
ok i woke up at 7 this morning, got undressed and was THIS close to stepping in the shower when....i said nevermind im going to bed. so i did that. i woke up again at 11. i ate, watched some dawsons creek and saved by the bell, did some homework, took a shower, and got to school just in time for the last period of the day. it was boring. then me and steph hung out at my house for a little bit. then we went to chapel hill. we walked around, chatted, chilled at the student union for a while. its cool they remodeled a lot of it. its a lot nicer now. then we went to school kids and got some free stickers/samplers. awesome stuff. thats pretty much it. this has got to end. i tell you what. man im hungry. time to get outta here..and go to the kitchen. peace out.
-west virginia department of education
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thank you. [09 Apr 2004|11:23pm]
ok. so today me, hil, alli, and josh went to chapel hill to hang out. it was fun. hil had to leave and i went with josh and alli to a photography award thing. alli won best in show for color. it was so cool. GOOD JOB ALLI! she got lots of cool stuff. then we went to harris teeter. i was in a really crappy mood so i went home. i didnt have anything to eat so hil let me eat dinner at her house. that was so nice of her. thank you! then when i got home, i heard someone at the front door. i went to see who it was and it was alli and josh!! they knew i was upset so they went and got me flowers and candy!! it was soo nice. i love them so much. thank you guys!! it was the awesomest thing. but josh had to get home and alli needed a ride to hil's so i took her. then i came home. now im home. i just wanted to say something about that because it made me happy. im going to go do something now. goodnight.
-me
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first day of super spring break adventure. [09 Apr 2004|12:02am]
today was cool. well school sucked but after school was fun. well not directly after school but...ok lemme start over.

school sucked. then i left school and had to cut the grass at my house. that sucked as well. and i kinda got into a huge giant argument with my dad. that sucked as well. but then...i went to allis house. that was SUPER fun. jim, kate, hilary, and eliza were there. and after i got there, josh showed up. we had a big water fight. it was da bomb. i destroyed everyone!...kinda. anyway, we all kinda split up after that. me and alli went to hil's house for a bit. then hil had to go out with the grandparents so me and alli left to meat jim and eliza at the 501 for dinner. it was delicious. then the 4 of us went to South point to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. simply amazing film. wow. it was CRAZY AWESOME. also one of the saddest films ive ever seen in my entire life. but so well done. i salute you jim carrey. i called lauren on the way home. talked to her for a bit. but she has school tomorrow so i couldnt keep her up too long. i, on the other hand, do not have school tomorrow because im awesome. so here i am. i just got home. i guess ill try to find something to do. i dont think i can sleep tonight. this was the first update in a while. hope all my buddies have fun in Spain. ill be thinking of you all. goodnight everyone.
-jaybird
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thats a nice feeling. [26 Mar 2004|09:58pm]
[ mood | forgotten ]
[ music | a song im writing that isnt finished ]

so today i went over to Jim's apartment with jeff. hilary, eliza, alli, and josh came over too. but before they got there, jeff jim and i were eating cheese nips in the grass outside of jim's place. well the lady that lives above jim aparently didnt approve. so she comes out on to her balcony and yells "YOU ALL ARE TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE PROPERTY! I HAVE CALLED THE POLICE AND THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY!!" so jim is like "uh i live right there.." but she runs in and locks the doors before we have a chance to say anything. we went up to her room to try to explain it to her but she wouldnt answer the door. and she closed the blinds. so we go back to the hill and wait for the police. about 10 minutes later, a maintanence guy shows up and asks if we live here. and jim says yeah. and he says ok bye. that lady was seriously insane. but she was really young. she looked like 30 or something. usually its old people that do crazy things like that. i dont know. so after that, we just hung out with everyone. played b-ball. watched tv. went to food lion. it was a lot of fun. oohhh and alli got me a shirt at the thrift shop!! its a red Horton Wildcats shirt. and it has a wildcat in the middle. its so awesome. alli i dont know if you read these anymore but thank you so much. i love you! anyway, tomorrow im taking the SAT so screw this thing.

sincerely,
jay i-dont-even-care-anymore clarke

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