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User:	priapism (26602)
Name:	!Dr.P
Location:	United States
Bio:	If I remember right, or, more specifically, remember correct, smarts ain’t all they’s cracked up to be. On a slow Friday or Saturday night, when I don’t have a date or about a hundred women knocking on my door, I spend quality time with my friends, also known as the apostles. I enjoy a good round of board games as much as the next genius, but Trivial Pursuit gets a little old after the first or halfway through the first time. Luckily, since I am a fine specimen, I always get first pick of pieces, and I choose my favorite, the lucky piece, Mr. Brown. So far, all that luck hasn’t paid off in terms of wins, but I do usually get some good rolls of the die. Often, the guys are so busy playing that game they don’t even bother taking advantage of the food. While they’re off answering questions and such, I’m cramming down as many Fritos as I can. Once, I fit 32 Fritos in my mouth at once, and when I crunched, boy, I tell you, it sounded like corn chip thunder. They weren’t those big fat dipping Fritos; it wouldn’t be smart to try stuffing those, know what I mean? When the guys aren’t looking, I also take advantage of their analytical minds to add a pie piece or two to my marker. That’s called street smarts. Whenever I bring a woman home, I like to put on a little asian music. That way the mood is set for romance, or kung fu.
Interests:	74: 311, aim, almost famous, american beauty, american movie, arguing, basketball, beastie boys, belushi, biz markie, blues brothers, brian wilson, buddy rich, cat stevens, catch-22, charlie chaplin, chatting, cheesing, complaining, concerts, creative writing, dave matthews band, dmb, double fantasy, dr pepper, driving, drumming, egyptian rat screw, freestyling, girls with glasses, guns'n'roses, hart's antics, improv, jazz, john bonham, journalism, last of the mohicans, led zeppelin, letterman, little chocolate donuts, live jazz, live music, lying, mocking, movies, napping, neil young, nirvana, partying, pearl jam, pink floyd, quiz bowl, richard bachman, roadtrips, rock, sandwiches, sleeping, soccer, stephen king, the doors, the groove, the ladies, the long walk, the pig man, the practice, the simpsons, tom waits, trivial pursuit, tv, vonnegut, wesley willis, writing, yelling, zoso
Friends:	20: autumnfinn, bliss658, borealis, dufresne, eeyore_grrl, emily0582, empressphoenix, haptic1, imported, inwhichi, kaitlin, lamaannalove, lordstanley, lostcrumpet, plug_in_tomato, pmspigla, salsamander, sirbassalot5, soloist, solsticediva
Friend of:	18: autumnfinn, bliss658, borealis, dufresne, eeyore_grrl, emily0582, empressphoenix, haptic1, inwhichi, kaitlin, lamaannalove, lordstanley, lostcrumpet, plug_in_tomato, pmspigla, salsamander, soloist, solsticediva
Account type:	Free User