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[27 Jun 2002|01:33am] |
so my mom was telling me about one of her patients int he ICU at the hospital she workd in cause he works at wall mart and lives near by, and he was drunk driving and hit some people (they are ok) and she told me about how he was so drunk the whole room smelled like booze and how his brother came and he was a big dick and was all boozed up to,,,,,i proceded to yell at her cause i don't like her intensive care unit stories but she said this one had a point cause maybe i know the drunk driver and MUTHERFUCK i do. It was Aaron house..adam number 2's older brother, and the disagreeable drunk brother was adam...small fuckin piece a shit world. Fuckin A
Nate has to be out inb 2 weeks...this will be a good thing for me
i can;t wait for virginia
i want to go to windsor tonight--thursday--someone be able to come...otherwise i will watch 2 movies at the UA but i would rather party and break shit up in canada so someone be able to go
allaina's new hair cut is the sexiest thing i've ever seen by the way....
i think i'm done journaling
do the flaming waffle with ho chi min
your girl's a dollar bill cause we don't know where she been
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| quarter life crisis + not a single day off since easter day+ my impulsive nature=== |
[19 Jun 2002|12:34am] |
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| i told you how hotttttt my sister is right? |
[17 Jun 2002|06:49pm] |
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expiredchildhood: you broke my keyboard and now its annoying
TheFakePlastic22: i love you
expiredchildhood: i love u too
expiredchildhood: but theres no excuse for brakign a keyboard
TheFakePlastic22: not even love?
expiredchildhood: ooooooo bad excuse
expiredchildhood: not even the love fro a crying emo kid who wishes on a star everynight
TheFakePlastic22: i feel as though you've undone my favorite sweater and stabbed my eyes out with a broken star
expiredchildhood: oh but i would give u all the stars in the sky if u could just stop me from getting the enticing pain that makes me stab my wrists with te love my girlfriend won't give me
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| looonnng one taking up your whole friends page |
[16 Jun 2002|01:37am] |
spoiler:
TheFakePlastic22: story time: mr petersen sits in his room on a lonely saturday night farting and arguing away his insecurities followed by 2 rounds of masturbation cause he SO can't get any followed by the dreamless sleep of a devil's son : the end
KanedaJD: her parents would hate me
TheFakePlastic22: perhaps
TheFakePlastic22: but you can be all like
TheFakePlastic22: "i'm mike i have my own office i drive a nice car i am a sucess"
KanedaJD: I would never say that...
TheFakePlastic22: ok you can go with "hi i'm mike i'd like the opportunity to have lots of sex with your daughter"
KanedaJD: she's celibate
TheFakePlastic22: i believe
TheFakePlastic22: it
KanedaJD: which of course is admirable, but being a 22 year old guy... argh
TheFakePlastic22: guess you'll still be making love to yourself for a while
KanedaJD: eh, it works
TheFakePlastic22: whatever floats your bannana
KanedaJD: hehehe... well she's definitely got a lot going for her. I just don't know if our lifestyles will mesh.
TheFakePlastic22: i think your personalities go well together except for you being such an assshole that is ;o)
KanedaJD: lick my balls :-\
TheFakePlastic22: last time i checked there was to much hair to find anything
KanedaJD: =-O
TheFakePlastic22: muhahahaha
KanedaJD: that's playing dirty
TheFakePlastic22: well you are dirty
TheFakePlastic22: ;o)
KanedaJD: likewise
TheFakePlastic22: it's all good mike
TheFakePlastic22: i'm clean
KanedaJD: HA
TheFakePlastic22: fuck your mom bitch
KanedaJD: we're even now
TheFakePlastic22: ok
TheFakePlastic22: truce
KanedaJD: bitch
KanedaJD: whoops ok truce
KanedaJD: <-- got last word
TheFakePlastic22: whore
KanedaJD: sl--- naaaah
TheFakePlastic22: oooohhh
KanedaJD: :-X
TheFakePlastic22: what did you fart again?
KanedaJD: gas happens
KanedaJD: so do you have anything intelligent to say tonight?
TheFakePlastic22: what would you like me to discuss
TheFakePlastic22: i ALWAYS have something to say
TheFakePlastic22: hehehe
KanedaJD: I've rendered you speechless before
TheFakePlastic22: when?
KanedaJD: ...
TheFakePlastic22: what can't remember?
KanedaJD: that one time.
TheFakePlastic22: that one time at that one place when you said that onme thing?
KanedaJD: exactly.
TheFakePlastic22: GOOD ONE
TheFakePlastic22: you are just right on today buddy i tell y what
KanedaJD: you know it. You're smarter than me, that's for sure
TheFakePlastic22: no doubt
KanedaJD: I bow to your superior intellect
TheFakePlastic22: that's right
KanedaJD: ::fart::
TheFakePlastic22: on your knees and licking my shoes
KanedaJD: That, my friend, will never happen.
KanedaJD: Sorry to dissapoint.
TheFakePlastic22: lmao
KanedaJD: if I were you I'd replace that mental picture of me licking your shoes with one of my foot connecting with your poor ass.
KanedaJD: LMAO
TheFakePlastic22: ok zygote you just go on and believe you are somewhere on the food chain...i will take a department 4 gun and cap your ass
followup: and you felt kinda sorry for him cause you knew just by looking at him he was the kind of guy who had herpes and made love to camels in his dreams
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[16 Jun 2002|12:06am] |
mike : ACO MIKE:: is dating claire lannoye
long funny story
i don't even know how to react
but i'm BEYOND fuckin amused
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| double dating with leeSKA anny and scmessicca |
[13 Jun 2002|03:35pm] |
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how u gunna bump
how u gunna grind
all night on decaf?
jessica doesn't like her hair
cause it screams infidelities
but i think it's hottt even if it is taking it's wear
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| GatorBootsWithThePimpedOutGucciSuitsAin'tGotNoJobButIStillFlyCan'tPayMyRentCauseAllMyMoney'sSpent... |
[12 Jun 2002|12:18am] |
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Nathan got his official eviction notice cause a his bastard brother and friends, oh well i guess it's no more thug life and jerry springer nights :o(
i'm sick of summer I semester, i will be happy when it dies
Summer II session will be worse
i need a day off SO BAD
can't wait for rafting and kidnapping leeSKA tommorrow somehow, perhaps the sewer "that's where ninja turtles live right?"
i can't fucking believe swimmer has a journal..something i just discovered today
so one year ago i was in high school
weird
so much weed and so many mexican children stand between viking country and i
but the soul still burns and the viking still runs strong in my veins.
hmmm
I LOVE ALLAINA..it would be so cool if she married yoda and i married lisa after i took her to sadie hawkins followed by our double honeymoon @ breakers beach ( i wore my spring bling 2001 beater all day it was hott)
nate's here, back to super nintendo
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| bitchimfuckinyourmomma |
[11 Jun 2002|02:26pm] |
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[09 Jun 2002|10:50pm] |
slcpunker5: kellie kicks ace
Auto response from TheFakePlastic22: I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino.
slcpunker5: put htat in your lj u crazy armenian
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This test was brought to you by Melissa - No, really.... Take it here.
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[01 Jun 2002|04:59pm] |
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i never update this piece of shit
i'm a tad bored but i'm gunna go see insomnia tonight which will please me
mike picked on me all day at work today, he said i was too complex for him and that given the chance we would kill each other
I told him he would try to kill me and i would just laugh at him then i called him demanding it was funny
the boy is a loser, he really is, but it makes me laugh
speaking of losers i have come to the conclusion that my relationship with nathan is not mutually beneficial, he is more a pleasent parasite then anything else, and although hanging out with him is sweet bizz, i must do it less then 7 days a week, because although prolly good for him, it's bad for me...yes
next, hmmm i don't want to work much anymore
i can't wait till next month though 3 glorious days of W Virginia and white water rafting, it's been way to fuckin long, we might even get to kyak the gully which is the shizzle because it's a pretty hardcore run.
i need to get out of michigan!!!
breakfast at country boy with my rents tomorrow morning, actually sounds fun, and sounds like a late party at mike from spaihour's class..BYOB and ya know i will :o)
ripped the new eminem cd of audiogalexy, it is the shit, sold nate's dealer a copy for 10 bucks, yay me....anyone else want a copy let me know, it's free for all you hoez..you know i take care a my bitces...jk..but yeah free
biggie biggie biggie biggie can't you see sometimes your words just hyponotise me
hey dirteh baby i got cho muney don't cha worry
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[27 May 2002|12:33am] |
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i want to write an entry
things are good but i don't wanna work tommorrow
softball rocked
i'm glad my real brother shane and sister brittany came, because matty and allaina had better things to do tisk tisk
team pain kicked that jew bastard mike's ass and then chalked the field with their loser crushed up bonez
Crazyman 333: softball was the mad nooch
I BEAT SHANE AT RISK EVEN AFTER HE GOT LINDSAY'S CARDS
I AM THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
yay
nate is still not home from kentucky
i miss him, this makes me sad
i wonder where meg has been she seems to be mad at me?
i feel like a bastard friend
in further news, we got to hang out with jaquoita all week which was the shit, i can't believe how much fun it was :o)
also, brandon o got married this week, it's so fuckin crazy, we got jaqoita getting her divorce, erin turned 20 and brandon got married, i feel confused about my age and position in life. the psychic told me i would be getting married in 2-3 years, i can't even fuckin believe that shit
anyways school=boring w/way too much homework, and work=ultimate suck
but i get to take allaian out to dinner tommorrow do the universe is wonderful
i should go to sleep now
SHANE I OWN YOUR BITCH ASS
nooge
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| you are not welcome in my kharmic sphere mike!!!! |
[17 May 2002|12:52am] |
why does he have to be a bastard and apologise...i know yall don't know what this is about cause i posted it private but fuckin still
KanedaJD: You there?
TheFakePlastic22: yes
TheFakePlastic22: good evening
KanedaJD: good evening... I wanted to apologize for the other night
TheFakePlastic22: no apologies needed, i read it again, and i'm sure there was just a miscommunication, besides i hadn't slept in a few days
KanedaJD: I'm sure there was too, and there's no reason to be upset at each other
KanedaJD: I read it several times :-)
TheFakePlastic22: yes, i pass it off to the foolishness of an internet conversation
TheFakePlastic22: i hope all is reconciled then?
KanedaJD: I pass it off as foolishness.
TheFakePlastic22: yes
KanedaJD: Yeah, let bygones be it
TheFakePlastic22: thank you, it's very big of you :o)
KanedaJD: I don't think there's any need for friends to stress each other out, there's enough other shit for that
I TELL YOU WHAT HOMIES
LIFE AIN'T NOTHIN BUT BITCHES AND HOES
psychcic party was tonight, it was the bomb shit, not even weird chillin w/ Cole and Kyla....psychic did not tell me anything interesting, but he did tell me in my past life during the roman empire, i used to persecute the christians, BADASS
he also said my aura is teal and grey, and i will be married in 2.5-3 years..WHAT THE CRAP
lotsa other fun stuff to, oh welll, ggooodddd tiiimmmmeeesss
noww it's sleepy time....someone call me to hang out tommorrow i think it's time to rally le troops
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[14 May 2002|06:55am] |
i haven't slept in three days
double life
mike's a bastard
thugwood apartments #18
gotta drive some girl to school at western now
so confused
brain is melting
uggghhhh
mike said some of the nastiest things to me tonight last night whatever
shit i feel like such a piece of crap rat bastard
am i ever gunna get past that point where i can stop apologising for being too honest about how i feel and for being who i am?
jesus he tries so hard to hurt me
well it's all taken care of
gotta go next door now and get hether up for school
such a weird night, ryan harris? so weird
done now
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| perhaps a lengthy update |
[12 May 2002|07:12pm] |
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ok what's been up in my life
*meglynn is finally home yay thank god
*that adam #2 bitch called me at 2:30 in the godamn morning trying to get me back...muhaha i spit in his face, i'd tell a story but i was high and can't remember it ;o)
*orthofit is going swimmingly...i have hard core responsabilities it is the pimp shit
*two more days left of tutoring for gary and i'm finally done
*slAveCO can blow me. nuff said STOP STEALING MY YOUTH
*i don't know what's up with nate, but i'm weakening, and that crystal thompson chic who is madly in love with him though, and i guess she likes me, and i think she's nice, so i don't have to worry about getting my ass whooped for hanging out with him all the time. I have as of yet not done anything regretable, i just don't know how long i can hold out...especially after what is scheduled to go down tonight
so mike has for the fourth time taken his job back at ACO and i have to work with him every saturday...thus rehashing all the old feelings...and he hasn't smoked weed in three weeks which is damn nice...he's such a cock....
anyways he wants to come over tonight after my Vchat for my internet class, so i can give him girl advice on some chick with "ADD" because her dad died 11 years ago...that's all i know so far, and that's cause i asked kirt for a little background as to what i am in for tonight....
to quote mike "of all the fish in the sea, i had to catch a cod"----so get rid of her...anyways i guess i will listen to his story and tell him how to get into her pants or whatever, and then chainsmoke and get quite drunk or something....i hate this!!!
anyways i'm gunna go make my mommy's day card....sorry bout the length id ya read all the way through it
<3
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[06 May 2002|05:56pm] |
it's funny because i am updating at school, it's ironic that updating at school is the only reel time to update
gracias to caitie for McVisiting me at slAveCO today
spiderman kicked ass, ad shane you are oh so wrong, i got a second oppinion and that was SO NOT how he becomes spiderman in the comic---still kicked ass though
i love allaina
not much to say, quitting my third job this week, I WILL DO IT!!!
ummmm yes, mike comes back to work on saturday, this makes me a tad uncomfortable, but fuck im it's not my problem he's gunna be an ACO lifer
FELIZ CUMPLEANOS a-dawg, once again, damn exciting
i don't want to start classes this week, i want the summer off, but oh well, it's got to be done, it just sucks that they will all be major review, and i won't be learning anything new...gotta get it over with some time might as well be now.
mot much else to say, i think i'm gunna shimmy down stairs and grab some Tea before composition 1 otherwise known as the equivalent of 9th grade english OI
later
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[29 Apr 2002|01:16am] |
rule #1 hindsight sucks
rule #2 no more getting drunk or stoned on first dates, or any dates ever
rule #3 the name adam is out (no offense kinnison you're still my dawg}
rule #4 never forget all boys suck and lie and cannot be trusted
rule #5 stop fucking forgetting rule 4 fuckwit
rule #6 celebacy for a year as punishment for my dumbass promiscuities josh hartnett style (damn if i could look that hott maybe leeSKA would love me?)
ok it's day three of a relationship, in kellie land that means it needs to be over...boys are dumb fucks anyways
i'm going to retreat back to my desert island where nate is the only guy, and he would never try anything, and we're quite happy on our island where he comes to my hut to use my phone cause he doesn't have one, and i take him to the gas station and to jasons house to pick up weed, because he doesn't have a car and we watch movies together every day. i'm happy on the island
ugh, well at least i'm the one getting rid of him instead of the usual being gotten rid of :o)
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ummm somewhere in the time after everyone left my place last night (and no caitie, i didn't know i was going to have a party, it just turned into that at like 10:30 somehow) and about 4 in the morning, i got a boyfriend. how fuckin weird yo, his name is adam and he's 24 and he makes his money boxing....it was so fuckin random. but yeah, i seem to be in a relationship with some random guy i met last night? i'm confused, i think it's just that he sees what he wants and takes it, and i give whatever i have to give, thus this is prolly not the best pairing for me, but oh well it's weird
so yes adam "bomb" <---hehehe boxing name hahaha ummm yeah i guess
how's that for exciting? and goddamnit if he didn't keep me up all fuckin night, and wouldn't let me sleep which i desperatly needed after snmokin down and before work...so i have been awake since 8am friday morning and my brain is frenzied
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