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| Thursday, January 29th, 2004 | ||||
| 2:36 am |  your fuck. What swear word are you? brought to you by Quizilla  god you dumbass. What swear word are you? brought to you by Quizilla I hadda take it twice, there was an answer that I was torn over. I think I like the first one better...Well duh, dumbass | |||
| 2:36 am | I don't know what the hey is up with everyone doing this..I saw it on someones journal the other day create your own visited states map or write about it on the open travel guide Guess this is what happens when you get behind on your journaling. Everyone else has the quizes and surveys then next thing you know your hair and clothes are out of style and you're living in a VAn...Down by the rIver...oh well | |||
| 2:36 am | I keep feeling this increadable surge of frustration...regret...something. Mostly frustration. And I know what it is. I don't wanna give up. I wanna go back...back step..fix it and make it all better. Cept I know I can't. That's why I stopped in the first place. I just have to keep telling myself..."you made the right decision"..."you did the right thing" you ARE doing the right thing! That's what matters. That's how things work. You stick through the tough parts and you get it done. get through the tough spots..get through the day...day by day...right? If it were meant to be any other way, things would be dif. Everyone would be misserable. But it can't be the wrong thing if everyone is happy...cept me. Course I'm never happy. I'm a malcontent. I'm not misserable. I'm not trying to be a downer. Things are ok. Better than they've been in a while. Bills are paid up, got a new laptop, some movies, dvd player...found a new phone, it's 400 bucks. I'll get it as soon as they fix mine. Just cause I want the replacement in case i want that model back and my warrenty expires. Got enough money to take a lil vacation. I wanted to take it on my birthday, but now it's honestly like what's the point. I'm just blah about it now. Like why go anywhere. Hell, I still wanna go somewhere for my birthday. I just don't think I have the nerve/heart for there anymore. | |||
| 2:36 am | Read the paragraph below to yourself as fast as you can. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Now, did any of you really have any trouble reading it? | |||
| 2:36 am | manly rules 1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her. 2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. 3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours. 4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "one time in Montreal", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw". 5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%) 6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. 8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable. 9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case. 10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it. 11. Do not torpedo single friends. 12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls" 14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean. 15. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything! 16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional) 17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan. 18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires. 19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh. 20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood. 22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles. 23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy. 24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed. 25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat. 26. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time. 27. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline. 28. If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage. 29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response. 30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights: "Yeah, baby, push it!" "Come on, give me one more, harder!" "Another set and we can hit the showers" "Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?" 31. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That’s just mean. 32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine. 33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary. 34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes. 35. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide. 36. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either. 37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about. 38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was. 39. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it. 40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year 41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser) 42. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again. 43. The only time dicking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. (exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved). 44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be. 45. No man shall ever watch any of the following programs on TV: Figure skating Men's gymnastics Any sport involving women (unless viewed for sexual purposes) 46. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary. 47. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror. 48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method. 49. No man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the main theme is dancing, and if a man shall happen to view such a movie it is only acceptable if its with a girlfriend. 50. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry: when a heroic dog dies to save his master. after being struck in the testicles with anything moving faster than 7 mph. When your date is using her teeth. The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband. 51. If a bet is made, and the challenge is completed, then the bettor may recoup his money by immediately completing a more daring challenge. If he refuses the challenge or chooses not to propose one, then and only then, must the money be paid. 52. Masturbate often. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour) 53. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe. 54. A man's shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body. 55. No comment shall ever be made to a man about how much he is sweating. In fact, there is no need bring notice to any body part which he may be sweating from. 56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V) 57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient. 58. There is never an occasion in which any shirt without buttons may be tucked in. (Exception: when you are participating in a organized sporting event) 59. Unless you are under the age of 11 or wearing a bathing suit,, DON’T wear whitey tighty's. It still escapes all reasoning as to why they even make them in adult sizes. 60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught. 61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night. 62. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress. 63. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking. 64. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it. 65. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil. 66. The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it. 67. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary... 68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy! 69. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (threesome with two girls) 70. It is your duty as a heterosexual male to make your buddy aware of any thong sightings in the immediate surroundings, it is even permissable if the girl is butt ass ugly, hey nobody wants to go down alone. 71. There are only three times when its acceptable for a man to say "I love you" to any other man... 1. He's drunk 2. He's dying 3. He's in trouble and it's the only way out of it (which probably means he's drunk anyway) 72. At no time during a conversation with a buddy on instant messenger is either man allowed to send smiley faces to the other. This is simply too gay and it makes you look like a chick. 73. Under NO circumstances are two men allowed to ride together on one motorcycle/moped. (Exception - your ass better be on the way to the Hospital) 74. Never rent the movie "Chocolat" or "A Big Fat Greek Wedding" unless you know in advance that you will be getting at least oral sex in return from the chick you are renting it for. ( Sex is also required to happen) 75. If you are in the other room having monkey sex and you can be heard over the loud television and through a closed door, then every guy in the house is allowed to listen and laugh and use it against the other guy for black mail, extortion, etc. in the future 76. What happens in Montreal, stays in Montreal. Period. No questions asked. 77. It is acceptable to share a bed with another guy if and only if, it is a king-size bed and there are 2 blankets on the bed. The minute you touch in the slightest way, you are officially deemed a Homo. 78. If your buddy gets arrested and is going away to prison it is your duty to buy him soap on a rope. 79. It is perfectly acceptable to use a trashcan for a bong. * with every set of laws, there are appropriate punishments. If any man shall happen to break any one of these codes, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess. | |||
| 2:36 am | 29/29 IT"S TIED | |||
| 2:36 am | 22~21 right now..... Is it just though or have the comercials sucked this year? Everyone is excited about the suvivor allstars thing...I don't care I've never watched it, I ain't gonna start now...games back on...gg Current Mood: excited | |||
| 2:36 am | 10 ~14 right now.... We'll see how the second half goes. Everyone here is insane. The girl at the checkout today had her face painted..LOL, freeks. But it's pretty cool I gotta admitt. So anyway, it's back on...we'll see what happens | |||
| 2:36 am | wtf...LOL, now I wanna know
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| 2:36 am | I got my new laptop today. I'm typing on it as of this moment. compaq 2100...dvd/cd rw, 40 gig, 256 ram, it's got a celeron though...i was shooting for a pentium III or 4. oh well, this one is nice. Awsome actually. Snows melting. I spent last night at Ann's with Carrie. Tonight I'm babysittig Crystal. Today is her birthday, and everyone works...she said she didnt wanna be alone, and I had my toy to play with. So anyway. Not a whole lot else goin on. Anything with you guys? | |||
| Sunday, January 25th, 2004 | ||||
| 12:58 pm | its snowin like a mug outside! Seriusly just pouring the snow...it would wait till almost Feb...oh well. Birthdays coming up...looks like I might have the money in time after all. Now im gettin kinda freeked out actually thinkin bout goin somewhere. Hope the turn in weather doesn't mess that up. We've had a lil ice this winter, maybe layed once when it snowed...this is like maybe a foot already..8 inches at the very least. Now that would totaly suck...that better not happen. lol. didn't make it out last night...just talked online a lil and then fell asleep. woke up a few times...had some weird dreams, rolled back over and went to sleep. think I might just take a nap right now too. Im bored and my phone is still off so I cnt call anybody...catch you all later, if u need somethin just IM me...ill be around | |||
| 3:18 am | I HAVE JOB! ! ! is this so hard to believe? I mean, someone liked to run their mouth before and treat me like some slacker " which I am btw", I didn't need to work and I didn't need the money. I looked casually for some jobs, nothin was open. This one pretty much fell in my lap, and I wanted the money to do some stuff I had complained about. It's not a big fucking deal. everyone seams so shocked. I'm glad ur excited, be excited for me, send me congratulations cards, hell put some money in it....lol. Thanks to the well wishes tough, I appreciate the support, but please don't make it sound like some holy miracle...leave me a lil pride. So anyway, I'm hadn over to carries...maybe do a lil killin an chillen....I called the tech people about my phone again...we blimy bastards say it might be monday before its workin ...can we say SUCK? So anyway, untill next week...OH OH...shit I almost forgot. A moment of silence for Captain Kangaroo...The dude was my hero for years and years.. Thank you, this momment has been duely noted and deducted from ur pay | |||
| 1:31 am | just got home I just saw "Butterfly Effect"....It was a pretty good movie. I won't ruin any off it for you. Well except to tell you that HE DIES AT THE END ! LOL, jk. So anyway, got a new phone & phone number. It will prob be tomorrow before its workin. Right now I got the phone charging...Movie was cool, ate at a chinese place. Had the people next to me ask me a bunch of questions about sushi and how to eat it. then they were all talkative and stuff. Even said "we'll see ya" when they left. And I'm sitting there thinking "yea sure, ill be over for dinner tomorrow...LOL" Hmmm, oh. Ordered an mp3 cd player for L's car. Kinda suprise her and replace the one I toasted. It's a lot better than what she had, but I figure she'll like it. I called around and found a few places that had them, went to some stores...this was the best one for under 300. I saw one for 7 I want. it has a hard drive and roll out screen. But i figure, hell...for that price i can get a freekin laptop and just put it in the car. Id always talked about that anyway. I already got the inverter. Now id just need the car...LOL. ANd Im workin on that anyways. So yea, busy day...hopefully my phone will work tomorrow...im jones'n pretty bad. Need the hok up. So anyway, Im gonna hop off here. Im gonna watch some movies. OH...I saw cabin fever is outr and once upon a time in mexico...so ill prob pick those up tomorrow...Damn arent I a money spending feek...burns a hole in your pocket ya know. What the hell though, its been a while. Things el settle down and I can start saveing up again. My parents been buggin me about getting like a loan and finishing school and putting anything left over towad a house. They said theyd sign if it looks like they can. Now thatd be weird wouldnt it...LOL, freeky idea. but its what I should have been doing for forever. Maybe thigs really are looking up for the better...even if they havent really felt like it. | |||
| Saturday, January 24th, 2004 | ||||
| 3:27 pm | Bored...lol, that's no suprise. Works going ok, Im off till monday. It's not really so bad, part time, 5 hours a day, 4 to 5 days a week. So it's right at 20 hours. I'm gonna go look at some more phones today. Maybe get another sanyo 8100 or the vga 1000. It's like 20 dollars more, so I'll hafta find out what the dif is, see which is the better phone. L says the one I gave her is a lil staticy sometimes. But its fast online and has mp3 ringers instead of just midi. even has realplayer on it. Prob look at some laptops again. I might get one fri when I get paid. Sucks though cause then Ill be broke again. It's nice being to get stuff again, but I still don't feel like I'm getting ahead any. Only good thing is that I made a deal to clear up my credit some by paying some bills I owe, I owed like 300 but theyll settle for 80. So thats pretty good. Then if I can pay off the college I can get taht monkey off my back and look into finishing up some classes... I looked at one of those new chevy trucks...$53 thousand...are u kidding me..lol, sheesh. I think I might just look at a splash. Id like to get something for under 200 a month. If I don't go for a truck and get somethin smaller, just a car or something I could possibly get it for under 15ooo. Maybe as low as 150 a month. Any suggestions? I need something not too small, I'm a big guy...and automatic, I got bad luck with straight drives....LOL | |||
| Thursday, January 22nd, 2004 | ||||
| 5:33 pm | LOL...k, so last night im over at carries cooking and her brother travis comes in...wel we play Halo as usual till like 3 am...but then they head to her room to talk, and then carrie motions me in there, and i sat on her bed with both of them and it was really cool. they talked about their fam,, and carrie doesnt do that much, she never opens up so that was pretty cool. Well we sit there and then she surfs on the comp a lil till we come to this http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badge well we watched a few before that one, but anyway when we did, we all laughed so hard...i laughed till i fell off the bed and yelled "oh shit" and rolled in between the bed and the wall...like a two foot wide crack...Well that sent them off, we were all laughn so hard trav's ribs hurt, carrie was like panting and say in g "it hurts...oh god it hurts" and i was trying to get up and laughn so hard my face hurt...it was really a site. well then we surfed a lil more...and got so some spooky pop up ones...and scared ourselves with ghst stories...it was great...I had so much fun it was amazing...i had a great night other than my fucking spupid ass funked up fucking phone...ther than that it was good though... that is all | |||
| 5:23 pm | k, well i was haveing some problems with my phone so I took it back to the store, they said that it was just a problem with those phones, and would give me the purchase amout toward credit on a new phone. Got the nice new flip phone with a camera and tv...nice lil phone. Cept they fucked up my service and now the the phone wont work on that line. So I talked to them, they said oh, itll take up to 6 hours, that was 24 hours ago, now they say itll take up to 36 more. So i asked them if they can do anything else, they said its within the blah blah and ill just hafta wait. So i told them to fuck it, cancelled the account and gave the nice new inspector gadget phone to L. Yea wasnt she happy. damnit...lol. So anyway...I don't have a phone, wich is ok cause I only talk to two people anymopre that are long distance. hmmm, Heard from my friend the other day, shes doin ok. She had to do some travelin and that always worries me when pople do that for some reason. Guess I'm just used to getting bad news. But shes good and im glad. Heard from another friend who might be preg, im pretty excited for them if they are, I know it would be a blessing for them. I've had to whore myself out, a lot here lately... or as its more commonly called been workin. Tryin to get things straightened back out so I can get a new place. I thought about gettin a new car here sioon. Ive seen a few trucks that I liked. I also went and looked at some Saturns. went by CC and looked at some laptops. Saw a nice compaq for 800, it was tiny but had a 40 gig hd and p4 processor...thats more than my old desktop had. so its a possibility if I dont find a good deal on e-bay. Been painting a lot, actually got pretty into it and now im feeling creative of course. And you know how it is to get into one of those moods. 50 things at once...Itll be spring soon and i got a feeling ithings are gonna be looking up. Despite the lil setbacks ive had here lately especialy in my personal life. But then i thought about it, ive been letting my situations determine my life instead im gonna turn it around. Im gonna let me determine both. I used to work for what i wanted and not let things get in my way till i got it. It's been easy to get lazy because ive been depressed and hadnt felt like doing anything, but im done. Im gonna pick what i want and work my butt off for it so I can not worry about it later...welcome back old me...new me...determined not depressed me...Im on top of teh world ma....the king is dead long live the king ya long eared chease eatin surrender monkies... | |||
| Saturday, January 17th, 2004 | ||||
| 5:16 pm | LJ is being screwy...sorry if this shows up more than once All the things to say we've said tell to someone else instead a broken will makes words undone you are, you aren't, you are the one All the things you said to me you now say just weren't meant to be All the words you said were love The sun, the moon, the stars above love and lust are all a blunder rip and tear my heart asunder All the things to say you've said told to someone else instead My heart is broke, my time is done you are, you aren't, you are the one | |||
| Friday, January 16th, 2004 | ||||
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| Thursday, January 15th, 2004 | ||||
| 9:24 pm | a cheesy line from a movie that means more at the moment than i think it was meant to... You don't see the hard times in a photo album, but they are what get you from one snapshot to the next... | |||
| 9:10 pm | I just got some bad news I'm sorry sweety, nothing I can say will make it any better, I know that. Just know I'm here if you need anything....absolutely anything at all doesn't matter what or when. I'm sorry and ur still in my prayers. You guys be careful drivin....be safe | |||
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