Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Chris Smith's LiveJournal:

[ << Previous 20 ]

Wednesday, September 25th, 2002
5:06 pm	my first song post . . . all alone in your dirty chair, washin' all your dirty hair and you're wonderin' how long till they come for you watch the lines form on your face and down the block all the people chase just what you were after, before this happened to you and if i could be the chains i'd fall from you and let you fly to the angles and if i could be your pain i'd run from you so far away and if i could turn the time back just one day it might just be enough to say all the things i never said to you make the plans to fall in place, only to fall behind in the race and you can't keep up and i know it pisses you off and your roller coaster climbs the hill, up and down, it sure does feel a bit too much, are you ready to get off? and if i could be the chains i'd fall from you and let you fly like an angel and if i could be the pain i'd run from you so far away and if i could turn the time back just one day it might just be enough to say all the things i never said to you what you don't know won't hurt you what you don't show will kill you what you don't know won't hurt you what you don't show will kill you and if i could be the chains i'd fall from you and let you fly like an angel and if i could be the pain i'd run from you so far away and if i could turn the time back just one day it might just be enough to say all the things i never said to you what you don't know won't hurt you what you don't show will kill you this song is about a friend that butch walker lost to cancer those you know me will understand why i like this song very much chris Current Mood: melancholy Current Music: Butch Walker "If (Jeannie's Song)" (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 14th, 2002
10:15 pm	mistakes . . . wow, i've surprised myself . . . i think i've made a bad mistake i don't usually allow myself to make mistakes so bad; mistakes so bad that make me feel as if i'm a total failure i want so badly to control my own destiny i want things to go so totally well that i blind myself as to what would happen if it didn't go right; if it totally fell apart; fell right through my fingertips, no matter how i would ideally like to see them work is life so much like a game of chess that one bad move, or several bad moves, even with many well placed moves ruin the entire ability to win?? let's hope not it's not hard to decipher what i'm talking about, but i won't jinx it all quite yet i'll give myself some credit, and hope i'm as good as i say if not, then back to the drawing board . . . Current Mood: depressed Current Music: John Mayer - Not Myself (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 12th, 2002
5:36 pm	i'm a dirty copier of other peoples stuff ~ Last movie you saw on video: blade 2 ~ Last movie you saw on the big screen: feardotcom ~ Last phone number you called: melissa's number ~ Last show you watched on TV: The Daily Show on Comedy Central ~ Last song you heard: Audiovent "The Energy" ~ Last thing you had to drink: yummy sweetened iced tea ~ Last thing you ate: chicken sammich ~ Last time you showered: yesterday i guess ~ Last time you cried: september 10th ~ Last time you smiled: mere seconds ago ~ Last time you laughed: mere hours ago ~ Last person you hugged: my sister ~ Last person you kissed: melissa ~ Last thing you said: fuck ~ Last person you talked to online: bryan rogers (friend from college) ~ Last person you talked to on the phone: melissa ~ Last thing you smelled: the goddamn burger smell of myself after work Do you... ~ Smoke? oh sure ~ Do drugs? never ever ~ Drink? occasionally ~ Have sex? definitely sure ~ Sleep with stuffed animals? i am a stuffed animal ~ Have a crush? *nods* ~ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes, melissa freeman ~ Have a dream that keeps coming back? oh yah ~ Play an instrument? air guitar, air drums, AND air saxophone (only behind closed doors) ~ Believe there is life on other planets? have you met scott walker??? i rest my case, haha ~ Read the newspaper? Yes ~ Have any gay or lesbian friends?Yes ~ Believe in miracles? i guess ~ Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? absolutely ~ Consider yourself tolerant of others? in general, yes, but not stupid people ~ Consider police a friend or foe? friends that arrest you ~ Like the taste of alcohol? what a dumb goddamn question ~ Have a favorite Stooge? curly ~ Believe in astrology? fuck no ~ Believe in magic? in my pants ~ Pray? that's a negative ~ Go to church? church is goddamn evil ~ Have any secrets? oh sure ~ Have any pets? lots of 'em, all of 'em cutern' hell ~ Go to or plan to go to college? yep, UNCA ~ Have a degree? yes, AA degree, fo shizzle ~ Talk to strangers who instant message you? well, if they aren't from texas ~ Wear hats? baseball caps yo ~ Have any piercing? Nope ~ Have any tattoos? will soon, if i can afford the fuckers ~ Hate yourself? here and there ~ Have a "hot spot"? why don't ya come on and find 'em bia!! ~ Wish on stars? naw ~ Like your handwriting? true dat ~ Have any bad habits? yep, lots of them ~ Believe in witches? not really ~ Believe in Satan? i am satan you douche ~ Believe in ghosts? sure ~ Believe in Santa? i guess not ~ Believe in the Easter Bunny? no no no ~ Believe in the Tooth Fairy? uh, no ~ Have a second family? no, unfortunately ~ Trust others easily? sometimes ~ Like sarcasm? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (i'm being sarcastic) ~ Take walks in the rain? occasionally ~ Kiss with your eyes closed? if you don't, you are an ass smoocher ~ Sing in the shower? oh yeah (Comment on this)
5:17 pm	this is a, how you say . . . ah yes, update . . . yes, it's me, your unfriendly neighborhood asshole i'm giving the mutha fuckas that care an update, and for those that don't care, well, shove off i'm worrying a lot . . . between trying to manage money, trying to get in better shape, writing a major thesis, continue to be the smartest guy ever, and be a good person in general, there is a lot of pressure, and sometimes i question if i can deal with it i've got a new girlfriend, and yes, she is melissa freeman. for those of you who have problems with, i would either suggest keeping it to yourself or running your mouth out of my earshot, because i will enjoy allowing you to feast on your own teeth if you cross me in a questionable way, mmm kay?? lots of people don't get melissa or have blamed her for bullshit that you can't handle . . . rumors cause a lot of shit, she has been a victim from several people spreading them that i KNOW will read this. as i said before, talk your shit if you feel compelled, but you've been warned. oh, and say something about her kid, and you will be hurt badly, very very very badly. i care about them both very much, and i will NOT take any shit i've been having dark thoughts recently, i mean really dark thoughts, worse than before, i mean killing people with a smile on my face, blood dripping from my fingers. they hurt inside, when i have them, but i also have an overwhelming sense of accomplishment and satisfaction. weird, i don't think so, i think something is trying to enlighten me to my true calling . . . . a hitman!!! i know, it's a perfect fit, isn't it? think i'm sick?? me too, hahahahahahahahahaaha let's see, what else?? ah yes, i'm moving on up in the world!!! i'm currently writing movie reviews for a local paper. hey, getting paid to write reviews on movies i'm going to see anyway???? it's a dream come true, and i'm thinking about writing as a career, i mean c'mon, i'm pretty good anyway, so why not?? hmm, a hitman/writer. yessir, i LIKE it!! i guess that's about it piece chris p.s. anybody can comment now, i changed the format, come forth with the criticism Current Mood: chipper Current Music: Sarah McLachlan "Ice Cream (LIVE)" (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 19th, 2002
11:03 pm	HELL YES, i'm doing another list!!! "ABOUT WHAT?" you may be asking yourself!!! well, about me goddamnit, about me LIST ONE: Things I've Realized Recently 1. my hair looks pretty damn good without a hat . . . it has a kind of 'i don't give a fuck look' to it. And just imagine how cool it'll be when i dye it blue again!!! 2. exercise is not that bad, eating right is not so bad either. i eat just as much, just not fatty ass foods all the time . . . i've already started to notice a difference, physically and mentally 3. i will do everything i want to do in life, nothing will stop me, it may get me down, but goddamnit, i'm tired of being scared, and i'm tired of regret 4. i only have a couple of friends, that's it. i may see some of you here and there, but really aren't my friends. sad, isn't it?? most of you don't care at all, and that's fine by me, cuz i don't either. my friends know who they are, mad props to 'em. LIST TWO Things I Am Bad Ass At 1. talking shit, i'm so good at it, and i'm quick witted, not many people pull the wool over this ol' boy, mutha fucka 2. i'm the zen master buddha bad ass at making kool aid, no shit fo rizzle. 3. elderscrolls III: morrowind . . . . my character would stomp your ass 4. diablo II . . . . my character would stomp your ass, go serge 5. realizing what horse's asses' people are before the rest of you do LIST THREE Things and People I Can't Stand 1. People who talk shit about people just because they got burnt by them, even if them getting burnt was their own goddamn fault for not listening. 2. Highschool kids who think they know everything. 3. Dead beat dads who have no responsiblity who really need to bring that shit on so i can kick the fucking shit out of them. 4. the pope 5. george w. bush 6. john asscroft 7. dick cheney 8. martha stewart 9. MLB players union, cry baby assholes, just play ball you fuckers 10. derek jeter 11. jason giambi, sell out pussy 12. people who think soccer is better than baseball 13. jesus freaks 14. people who hate cats 15. people who hate frogs 16. people who hate geckoes 17. people who hate that aflack duck, that sombitch is cute and talented goddamn you 18. people who hate sideburns 19. people who REALLY love Phish, goddamn hippies 20. people who love nirvana but hate radiohead, you are blind you assholes 21. Cancer, and the way it always seems to kill good people 22. rapists 23. child molestors 24. racists LIST FOUR Things and People i fucking love 1. ben folds, keep making the music that defines my life 2. the doods from coldplay, rock on wit your brit selves 3. the whole cast of six feet under, even that druggy guy and the crazy brother 4. my friends, you know who you be 5. my cat, yes, he is a person 6. my frogs 7. my gecko, even though he is a prick 8. eric hinske of the toronto bluejays, he looks like me in an odd way, and he plays my old position, that rocks 9. all stand up comedians, bless you, you make my life worthwhile on friday nites on comedy central 10. moonlit, starry nites where the clouds are drifting by only allowing glimpses of worlds far away and magical 11. bats!!!!!!!!!!!! baseball and the flying ones 12. baseball!!!! 13. 2% milk and kool aid, not together though 14. my sister getting ready to make me an uncle *tear* 15. feeling really good about things, and my future . . . . . ok, i'm done i do love making lists, almost as much as i hate pissing mother fuckers off ahhh, life is good chris the batman zen master buddha bad ass of kool aid procuring <--- not my middle earth dwarf name Current Mood: thoughtful Current Music: Coldplay-Green Eyes (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, August 12th, 2002
8:22 pm	another quizee-oh, it's true 1. [Spell your name backwards]: htimS eeL rehpotsirhC (that was kinda hard) 2. [Where do you live?]: Morganton/big Motown 3. [Describe yourself in 4 words]: intelligent, hilarious, asshole, delicious 4. [Who is your worst enemy?]: fucking aye, i have to pick just one???? ok, George W. Bush 5. [If you could have any animal, what would it be?]: pikachu, does pokemon even count? 6. [What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: 56 hours in a row 7. [Ever been to Belgium?]: fuck no 8. [What's your favorite coin?]: quarters DESCRIBE YOUR 9. [Wallet]: black on a chain and it has snappy buttons, bitch 10. [Brush]: my fucking hat 11. [Toothbrush]: white and electric 12. [Jewelry worn daily]: celtic strength cross united with the power of the bat 13. [Pillow cover]: none of them match 14. [Blanket]: too hot for blankets 15. [Coffee cup]: no 16. [Sunglasses]: cheap ones from the mall, yellow lenses and dark ass lenses 17. [Underwear]: boxers with, amongst other things, ducks, cows, smiley faces 18. [Shoes]: it's the S 19. [Handbag]: i'm not homo, sorry 20. [Favorite top]: ben folds shirt 21. [Favorite pants]: checkered bell bottom thingie pants (there actually neil's, still not homo though) 22. [Cologne/Perfume]: my own yummy man smell, definitley not homo 23. [CD in stereo right now]: "Kid A" by Radiohead, the new Default CD, and "Cheer UP" by Reel Big Fish 24. [Tattoos]: none 25. [Piercings]: prince albert ... .. haha, i'm joking 26. [Wearing]: ben folds shirt, and sporty starter shorts 27. [Hair]: short brown 28. [Makeup]: negatory WHAT/WHO (is/are) 29. [In my mouth]: spit 30. [In my head]: nasty, dirty thoughts 31. [Wishing]: my paper was done for my bachelor's degree 32. [After this]: university bullshit 33. [Talking to]: scott 34. [Eating:] nothin' 35. [Do you like candles]: oh sure 36. [Do you like hot wax]: on what??? 37. [Do you like incense]: sort of 38. [Do you like the taste of blood]: every once in a while 39. [Fetishes]: catholic school girls, feet (sort of), being tied up/hand cuffs *blush*, role playing 40. [If you could murder anyone and get away with it]: jesus christ, do you know who you are asking???????? i'd kill EVERYBODY, well, not everybody, but most people 41. [Person you wish you could be with right now]: errr, um, friends i guess 42. [What/Who is next to you]: scott, a flashlight 43. [What do you want done with your body when you die]: eaten 44. [Do you believe in love]: yes 45. [Do you believe in soul mates]: yes 46. [Do you believe in love at first sight]: yes 47. [Do you believe in Heaven]: in my pants 48. [Do you believe in forgiveness]: hell no 49. [Do you believe in God]: fuck no 50. [What's something that you wish people would understand]: how to not act stupid 51. [What's something you wish you could understand better]: bitches and ho's 52. [What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: fuck if i know Current Mood: poopy Current Music: Who's Line Is It Anyway? (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 6th, 2002
6:16 pm	uh, yep, here ya go [[FIRST & MIDDLE NAME:]] Christopher Lee [[NICKNAMES:]] Batman, Big Jigga, The Rock, "That Fucking Asshole" [[HAIR COLOR:]] medium Brown [[HAIR LENGTH:]] uh, short i suppose [[EYE COLOR:]] mesmerizingly brown [[HEIGHT:]] 5'9 [[WEIGHT:]] uh, a very manly weight which i don't know right off hand [[BIRTHDAY:]] 3-13-1979 [[LOCATION:]] Morganton [[SHOE SIZE:]] 12 [[ZODIAC SIGN:]] pisces, da fish [[SIBLINGS:]] 1 [[PETS:]] GEEZ! a cat named yojimbo, two frogs (Hephastus and Venus), and a gecko named Becker [[FAVORITES]] [[GENRE OF MUSIC:]] RAWK!! [[MUSIC ARTISTS:]] Ben Folds, Radiohead, Reel Big Fish, Coldplay, Linkin Park, Static X, Outkast, Busta Rhymes [[MOVIES:]] Batman, Rushmore, The Fifth Element, Pleasantville, Anything with Chris Farley, David Spade, Mike Myers, and Morgan Freeman [[ACTORS:]] Chris Farley, David Spade, Mike Myers, Morgan Freeman, Tom Cruise, Jason Lee, Mel Gibson, matthew macconaughey, Elizabeth Hurley (yum), and Milla Jovanich (slurp) [[BRANDD:]] SOBE!! IT FEELS GOOD!!! [[SONG:]] "Evaporated" by Ben Folds Five [[WORD:]] FUCK and Jizm-pot [[FOOD:]] Prime Rib [[DRINK:]] SOBE!!! LIZARD LAVA!!! [[COLOR:]] greeeeeeen [[NUMBER:]] 33 [[CANDY:]] hmmm, snickers or heath bar [[TV SHOW:]] SIX FEET UNDER [[FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:]] Hardee's is da bomb, fuck the rest of you wendy's eatin' mutha fuckas [[GIRL NAME:]] Weather Rufina [[BOY NAME:]] Liaff Christopher [[NAIL POLISH COLOR:] black [[RADIO STATION:]] 106.5 THE END [[ANIMAL:]] as if there was any question . . . . THE BAT [[STORES:]] Best Buy and Wal-mart fo sho [[SCENT:]] Egyptian Goddess, very hard to find [[ICE CREAM FLAVOR:]] Chubby Hubby [[QUOTE:]] "hey, wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one gets filled first" [[HOLIDAY:]] National Blowjob Day [[DAY OF THE WEEK:]] Saturday [[MONTH:]] i don't really like any month particularly well [[DISLIKES]] [[GENRE OF MUSIC:]] country and new age [[MUSIC ARTIST:]] jay-z, david bowie, whitesnake, phish, nelly, and many, many others [[MOVIE:]] Titanic, attack of the clones mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!! [[ACTOR:]] Charlton Heston, mark wahlberg, david arquette [[BRAND:]] uh, i can't think of any [[SONG:]] country grammar from nelly [[WORD:]] christianity [[FOOD:]] fucking brussel sprouts and peas [[DRINK:]] cream soda [[COLOR:]] i love all colors!!!! [[NUMBER:]] 1 isn't a great number, it's so lonely [[CANDY:]] mounds and almond joy [[TV SHOW:]] sex and the city, goddamn bunch of nasty ho's [[FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:]] Wendy's [[GIRL NAME:]] Tammy or Carly [[BOY NAME:]] Jesus, Ramie, or Moses [[NAIL POLISH COLOR:]] pink [[RADIO STATION:]] any retro or country station [[ANIMAL:]] humans [[STORES:]] gap, abercrombie and fitch, american eagle [[SCENT:]] vanilla, stinky hobo smell, and old spice [[ICE CREAM FLAVOR:]] fudge ripple [[QUOTE:]] "we still pray" [[DAY OF THE WEEK:]] sunday, christians and the prospect of work the next day suck ass [[MONTH:]] December - any hot months [[DO YOU]] [[THINK YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE:]] sure i am, LOOK AT THESE SIDEBURNS!!!! [[THINK YOU'RE SMART:]] well, i'm smarter than most of the people i know and you know [[THINK YOU HAVE COMMON SENSE:]] i have immense common sense [[PLAY SPORTS/ WHAT KIND OF SPORTS DO YOU LIKE:]] BASEBALL [[SHAVE:]] all the time, sideburns take up a lot of shaving time [[BELIEVE IN ALIENS:]] fo sho [[LIKE SITCOMS:]] sure [[HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND:]] not currently [[THINK YOUR STYLE/FASHION IS COOL:]] am i supposed to give a fuck?? [[HAVE ANY PIERCINGS:]] negative [[DO DRUGS:]] SOBE!!!!!!!! oh wait, what was the question?? [[DRINK:]] nah, not a lot [[HAVE SEX:]] sure [[HAVE YOU EVER]] [[SMOKED:]] oh yeah, chris likey smokey [[DRANK:]] i reckon [[GOTTEN DRUNK:]] yep . . . . . "do i KNOW YOU???" *raising a bat threatenly* [[WENT BUNJEE JUMPING:]] negatory [[HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER:]] oh yeah [[BROKE THE LAW:]] sure [[RAN FROM THE COPS:]] not as such [[KISSED A GIRL:]] yeah [[KISSED A GUY:]] no, and um, no [[LAUGHED:]] every hour on the hour [[BEEN SARCASTIC:]] every second on the second [[BEEN EMBARASSED:]] slightly [[CRIED:]] i've shed some tears in my time [[WANTED TO DIE:]] about once a year [[BEEN SCARED TO HALF DEATH:]] hmm, nope, but three/fourths definitely [[STOLE ANYTHING:]] oh sure [[TOUCHED THE OPPOSITE SEX'S PRIVATE PARTS:]] several times [[MADE YOURSELF THROW UP:]] *shakes head* [[THOUGHT ABOUT OR TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF:]] thought about it [[WENT SKINNY DIPPING:]] twice [[BEEN IN LOVE:]] possibly [[HAD A MILK MUSTACHE:]] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [[SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND DID NOT MEAN IT:]] never ever never [[GOTTEN INTO A FIGHT WITH YOUR PET:]] yep, it hurt [[HAD A DREAM ABOUT SOMETHING WEIRD AND IT HAPPENED THE NEXT DAY:]] oh yeah [[STALKED SOMEONE:]] not yet [[HAD A MUD BATH:]] what about a PUDDING BATH?? [[WISHED YOU WERE THE OPPOSITE SEX:]] no, i would not enjoy having a vagina [[LAST PERSON WHO]] [[WROTE YOU A NOTE:]] neil [[CALLED YOU:]] my dad [[KISSED YOU:]] jordan [[HUGGED YOU:]] melissa freeman [[EMAILED YOU:]] yahoo sports [[TOLD YOU THEY LOVE YOU:]] dad [[WAS MEAN TO YOU:]] all of my customers at the snack bar [[SAID SOMETHING NICE TO YOU:]] melissa freeman [[YOU SAW A MOVIE WITH:]] at the theater, melissa, at home, neil [[YOU WENT TO THE MALL WITH:]] probably scott [[SAID THEY HATED YOU:]] nobody hates me!!! silly quiz [[FAMILY]] [[DO YOU INTEND TO GET MARRIED:]] sure do [[WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR KIDS:]] Liaff Christopher and Weather somethin' [[WHAT DO YOU WANT YOUR WIFE TO BE LIKE:]] great . . . . and sweet [[WHERE WILL YOU LIVE:]] germany or australia [[RANDOM]] [[WHO ARE YOUR GOOD FRIENDS:]] neil, ben, carter, melissa, scott, jason ayers, bryan rogers, and cameron "the original spollock" and my kitty [[WHO'S YOUR BEST ONLINE BUDDY:]] fuck if i know [[HOW MANY EMAIL ADDRESSES DO YOU HAVE:]] 2 [[IF YOU COULD GO BACK AND CHANGE ONE THING IN TIME, WHAT WOULD IT BE:]] applied for major universities in highschool [[WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE:]] VO5 Peaches and Cream [[WHATS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR:]] being alone [[HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST:]] about 30 [[HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU HAVE BLOCKED:]] morons [[WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU WANT TO DRIVE:]] a big SUV that has a nice CD player that doesn't skip a lot [[WHAT KIND OF SHOES DO YOU WEAR:]] sketchers, it's the S asshole [[WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES DO YOU SLEEP IN:]] me boxers [[WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU CALLED:]] carter [[WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED:]] somewhere non religious or historically significant [[HOW DO YOU EAT AN OREO:]] milky and soggy [[IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE WISH, WHAT WOULD IT BE:]] be a badass rock star or just have enough money not to worry anymore [[WHAT DO YOU REALLY DISLIKE:]] STUPID PEOPLE, GEORGE W. BUSH Current Mood: amused Current Music: Reel Big Fish- Somebody Loved Me (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 13th, 2002
12:15 am	five words . . . no sympathy for the devil more on this, and other stories, later right here in my journal Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: the sound of my fan (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 29th, 2002
3:06 pm	i often wonder . . . . why some of you open your mouths at all . . . feeling free to take shots at people when you have no basis for argument. in fact, we all take shots at each other, however, a select few of us think before we speak hey, sometimes, we don't even know the whole story before we open our mouths i'm guilty of that, but hey, at least i make educated, rational accusations nothing i have ever said was far fetched, but was as close to the truth as possible i have recently been told by a friend that i talk a lot of shit about people however, they also said i was right most of the time that makes me smile, because i am right, most of the time and when i'm not, i'm damn close to it i'm never wrong by much and that's a good feeling fuck off chris the zen master of hate aKa "the person who will shoot holes in your pathetic logic" Current Mood: predatory Current Music: dashboard confessional "the best deceptions" (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 23rd, 2002
9:09 pm	and not that any of you would care . . . in august, i will become an uncle my sister is pregnant, and has found out that she will be having a girl (at least the doctor said she was 85% sure it was a girl, pregnancy is not an exact science) her name will probably be kaylie sharon, the name sharon after my mother who passed away close to three years ago this is good news, and it makes me happy chris Current Mood: calmed down, a little Current Music: none (7 Comments |Comment on this)
8:36 pm	fuck morganton goddamnit, i could just kill so many people right now, random people, any people i'm so irritated, there is just an extra skipping to my heart that makes me feel like having others blood on my hands . . . and it doesn't matter whos it is, it doesn't matter at all felt this way before?? no? liar, your a fucking liar damnit people, why can't you just be straight up with the rest of us? why do you have to play stupid?? i know, it's because you try to hide your stupidity, you try to hide your short comings with more short comings and it isn't working why do you have to act like you don't care about anything? because you are too cool to care, too great and fancy free to care about anything that others may show interest in or feel strongly about. you get your pleasure from downgrading others why do you claim to be something that you aren't? afraid we'll all find out what you are really about?? haha, too late assholes, it's too goddamn late, you already fucked up. everybody may not know, but i do, and that's all that counts. get your story straight, or stop decieving yourself and unsuspecting others, it won't work forever. shoot straight, and it'll be your advantage stop claiming that your an open book, because you aren't. none of us are. continue to think so, and be a fool. it's what i expect, i have for too long. i really have to leave this area, not that it would be any different, but at least i'd have a slight grace period where the immense hate builds up. but eventually, it will spill over. goddamnit. i'm not perfect, but at least i try half the time fuck this outrage and rant has been brought to you by you chris Current Mood: angry Current Music: Headstrong "Swing Harder" (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 2nd, 2002
3:50 pm	It's Gone Too Far alright people, i understand that most, if not all you, think i'm an asshole most of the time. to that i say "fuck it" because i don't care, but i'm getting ready to add to it the following are a list of rules for visitors to my house, the house that neil and I reside i've put up with WAY too much shit already and its about to end, i'm fed up if you haven't been to the house, that's fine, but you WILL follow these rules when you are here, and if you are a frequent visitor, then you WILL obey or you WILL be asked to leave, and not invited back i'm dead serious, so try me if you must, but i'll burn you mother fuckers if you mess with the fire alright, here we go SECTION ONE - Parking DO NOT park in front of the fucking mailbox if it after 9 AM or before 1 PM - i don't like missing my goddamn mail. DO NOT park on the grassy patch beside the stone wall. the septic tank is under that patch of grass and unless you want your car to collapse the ground around it, ruining your car and my septic tank, don't park there. You will pay for it. DO NOT park in the goddamn middle of the fucking driveway, i mean fucking christ, are you retarded?? DO park parallel to the garage door. Oh, and if you don't know what parallel means, don't ever come to my house again. SECTION TWO - Basic Fucking Etiquette DO NOT touch our BB guns. We use those for specific purposes. One of those purposes is not to entertain you. LEAVE THEM ALONE OR I'LL USE THEM ON YOU. and that fucking hurts. DO NOT stomp around or run or jump or act like a complete moron while you are in the upstairs living room. This house was built in the seventies and the floor is squeeky and a little weak, so don't test it. I can hear every step people make from down here in my room, and when you rowdy mother fuckers are up there I can't even hear my goddamn music when the speakers are two feet from my fucking ears. DO NOT go into my room AT ALL. if i invite you in to hang out, listen to music, etc. that's fine, but otherwise, you stay the FUCK out of there. To be honest, i can't say that trust all of you. seeing as how i usually have money, and some of you are broke half of the time. Oh, and i have reasons for my mistrust . . . . so don't fight the funk, it fights back mother fucker. DO NOT sit on my goddamn bed. I hate that shit, just don't do it, and don't ask questions. DO NOT ring the doorbell over and over and over. That shit annoys the shit out of me, and proves you are an ignorant prick. DO NOT scream every word when you are over here. Hey, emphasizing words or phrases are fine, but yelling every word irritates the hell out of me. If I am in my room, downstairs, with my music on, and I can hear you upstairs, then you are too damn loud. A good way to tell if i'm annoyed is to ask me if i have a headache. If i do SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMNIT. DO NOT throw your shoes off as soon as you enter the house. I, personally, don't feel like smelling stinky ass feet. And DON'T throw your unshoed feet on my couch or futon, unless you want to piss me off and have some things on your body broken. SECTION 3 - Refreshments and Such DO NOT take anything out of the cabinets or refridgerator without permission. This applies to anything . . . . . water, chips, kool aid, bread, heroin, crack, whatever. It doesn't matter. If you do, I will break your fingers and kick your ass out. This is not your house and not a fucking restaurant to feed the low on money and hungry. I repeat . . . you will take NOTHING, AND THE ROCK MEANS NOTHING, with prior consent from neil or myself. DO NOT come here expecting to sleep over. Goddamnit, this is not a youth hostel. People are over here all the time, til the wee hours of morning, but they go home like a responsible mother fucker should. None of you live THAT far away, for fuck's sake. DO NOT come here expecting that you will get to watch TV or play our game systems or watch DVD's or videos. Once again, this is not your house. If we invite you, that's one thing, but if you show up unannounced or uninvited, I may have to turn you away. DO NOT come here unannounced. You have phones, you have computers. It is possible to get ahold of us. If you can't get ahold of us, we aren't here, we are busy, or we don't want company. It is that simple. Privacy is priceless, so leave it alone. DO NOT come over here expecting to bum cigarettes. That shit ends NOW. No more. I make money for ME, not YOU. Get your own, and don't gimme that I'm outta money bullshit. Stop spending it on dumb shit that you don't need. Alright, i think i'm done for now . . . but keep in mind before you write this off as a power trip . . . i wouldn't have to do this if someone hadn't trepassed already let's face it, if people didn't kill others, murder wouldn't be illegal . . . I AM NOT KIDDING ABOUT THIS and i will not bend i'm tired of getting walked over due to disrespectful "friends", personally, i would expect friends to act a little better, but what can you do? however, i must admit, i must thank one person for being a damn good, respectful guy when visiting my house and that is my negro scott walker he never makes a mess, he never causes shit, he doesn't bum cigarettes, and he doesn't mouch off of me take notes all you other mutha fuckas anyway, i'm spent enjoy chris the batman brother hate an all around asshole Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: Headstrong - Swing Harder (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 11th, 2002
11:17 pm	i want YOU on my baseball team alright folks, i just got a new baseball game and i am gonna creat players with your names, if you choose to take part!!!!!!!! this is both for girls and guys, so it doesn't matter here is what you need to send me, info wise what position you would like to play? and your second choice your weight and height which hand you throw with, and which side you bat with the number you would like on your jersey the name you want on your jersey and rate the following categories from one to ten, you can rate several of them high, but don't leave any out RUN SPEED ARM STRENGTH FIELDING REACTION TIME CLUTCH ABILITY POWER AVERAGE OR, if you want to be a pitcher rank which pitches you would rather have the most, and which would be your best pitch FASTBALL SINKER SLIDER CURVEBALL and!!!! don't forget your type of pitcher: starter reliever or closer ok, this is enough, i'll do the rest myself, since i am a baseball expert sweet!!! hurry and respond too i wanna get this league started oh, and i'll make progress reports of the team on LJ, for you pleasure it'll be great, you will feel so wanted and cool!!!!!!! ok, that was too much see ya chris-to-fa brotha hate p.s. this is a list of people who MUST reply to this!! neil arney scott walker rob morris stephanie jordan josh carter brad myers steve allison noah byrd big a kim anderson alex ben liddy Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: the theme song for MLB 2002 for Playstation (15 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 1st, 2002
11:22 pm	i'm done this may sound cliche, but it's amazing what you can learn from TV; from one of my favorite shows "Six Feet Under" "maybe you should pay more attention to the drama in your own life, and less to the drama in others" wise words i think that's what i'm going to attempt to do now. it would be best for me and my friends, and my enemies. not that i have that many problems, but i think i have issues . . . issues that none of you understand or even think i may have, but that's ok, i don't expect you to. the fact is, neil and carter are probably the only ones who have any idea of what my inner demons really are. most of you just see me as funny and angry. well, you are right, but only partially. there is so much more inside. dolly, robbie, aaron, renae, whoever staticshock and wildpurpleheart and that goddamn anonymous poster who never revealed himself to me like a real man would, good riddance to bad rubbish . . . this is not an apology, so don't flatter yourself. however, this is goodbye, i'm out of this. say what you will, call me names, call brad names, bitch at neil and rob. i don't care. fuck you, you are dead to me . . . that is unless you come face to face with me, and you should expect what you may get from that my friends know who they are, i need not list them here like some egomaniac. i have a lot of friends, and a lot of acquaintinces (sp??), that is a fact. i make friends everyday, and that pleases me . . . for my only real fear is to have no friends. well, that and cancer, and those who know me know why i miss so much from yesterday . . . my mom, highschool, the utter simplicity of life i just cry so much at the thought of what i miss, or may have missed. call me a pussy, i don't care. i've never been ashamed of tears. this is all so random, but that's about it i suppose chris p.s. i finally got that CD i was looking for, and i have that HBO song on repeat, it making me churn inside . . . Current Mood: depressed Current Music: Tammany Hall NYC "Always on Sunday" (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 31st, 2002
11:40 pm	what an odd week yes, it was an odd week, with both ups and downs . . . hell, sounds like any other week, but whatever sometime this past week, canseco gets released from the expos after refusing a minor league contract . . . not a good day, but i know a team will need his veteran presense and his big swing friday, brad myers shows up at the snack bar. i must admit, i didn't know what to say or how to react for i haven't seen or talked to brad person-to-person for quite awhile. and since i've always thought that he thought i was the bad guy when neil moved in with me, i was on guard for about anything. well, he walked in, i said hey, whatcha want? he ordered and we shoot the shit so to speak . . . i asked him why he came by, and he replied it was to see me. we talked some more and he mentioned how he had been a douche to everybody and it was time to repair some burned bridges. i admire him for that, i don't let grudges go easily, especially in this situation since i had always felt that he blamed me, when, in fact, i knew it had nothing to do with me. but it's all good now, and that's good, isn't it? :) later that day, the group met in valdese and hung out. zach failed in the milk challenge, saw meghan for the first time in awhile, got to hang out with scott, bruce, steven, the gang, it was nice. brad came too, and that took great big sack to show his face there, in the face of people that hadn't forgave him . . . yet. later that day, ate steaks at melissa's, very nice, neil could make shoe leather taste swell later that day, watched blade II (for the second time) with everybody, very nice saturday, me and my baby doll jordan, along with some of her folks, went to cherokee for a little gambling action. i was doing incredibly shitty on slots so i switched to poker, deuces wild that is and won a nice 200 bucks, fucking aye i did. we also visited the cherokee history museum, and went to a live snake place . . . very nice all was good with the world and then the top idiots of North Carolina decide to post some of brad's sexual past . . . the lowest of the low of course i am talking about everybody's favorite faerie, dolly, and her crack baby robby sorry guys, but someone has taken the drama away from WPCC, and it's in the warren household congrats you human piles of george w. bush jr. excrement oh, and not only have you gained the coveted crown of drama queen dipshits, you are now in the axis of evil, i heard our dipshit president announce it today on CNN, so may you be blown up a lot, over and over, with many many many missles and bombs and grenades, and then shot in the foreheads with .45 desert eagle handguns just in case you freaks of nature managed to survive to the group, a big thumbs up to the warren family, a death wish from the deepest spot in my heart and since i'm expecting some shit for this post, i'll go ahead and tell you warrens and your allies to fuck yourselves, your words mean nothing to me, for you are the lowest of the low and the worst of the worst word up, hands down chris-to-fa brotha hate the batman Current Mood: okay Current Music: Abandoned Pools "The Remedy" (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 27th, 2002
5:14 pm	Automatic depression I swear, you get a little faith in something that you think is totally corrupt and fascist, and they prove to you what a sonuvabitch it really is . . . of course, i'm talking about the MLB the expos released canseco today . . . what a crock of shit i'm sure he will find a team pretty soon, but it's the principle of the thing i'm slowly losing faith in everything and everyone, and this is coming from a person that has extremely low faith anyway once again, i'll make a call for players in my yahoo fantasy baseball league . . . email me at thebatman33@yahoo.com if there isn't a truly uncorrupt baseball league in the world, by fuck, i'll make my own!! too bad i can't do that with gov't and religion too. oh, well, as is life mother fuckers word up, hands down chris the batman brotha hate faithless Current Mood: melancholy Current Music: Super Furry Animals "Run Christian Run!" (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 21st, 2002
6:00 pm	Ah, i feel satisfied, a little well friends, i found out who the song was by and have ordered their CD from amazon, SINCE THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CARRY THE GODDAMN THING!! i called best buy, media play, tape town, and even selector (i don't know why, they don't have shit) BUT none of the fuckers knew who i was talking about and of course they didn't have the CD they are called Tammany Hall NYC, and every person online that has commented on them seem to like them very much, so how could i go wrong with a totally compulsive buy on amazon.com!!!!!!! anyway, i feel a little better now, however, i probably won't get the goddamn thing til april sometime, fuck some of that shit, i want it now!!!!!!!!! oh, to anybody that is interested, i have an online yahoo fantasy baseball league . . . and i'm looking for a couple more guys to take up a team myself, smack walker, brodie, CARTER, and thomas P are the ones enlisted so far if you are interested, gimme a line at thebatman33@yahoo.com, and i'll send ya the info on how to join up, word up OH YEAH, one more thing, i'm looking for a cool fucking LJ pic, hopefully something batman oriented, a rotating batman symbol would kick some ass!! please help, cuz i'm too lazy to look that hard OR you could find me some really mean pics, to fit my nature!!!! wouldnt' that be swell?? haha, i need to lay off something, but i don't know what creezy i'm out piece out word up, hands down (i'm so cool for coming up with that) thebatman33 christ-o-fa brotha hate yup Current Mood: weird Current Music: Phantom Planet "Wishing Well" (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 19th, 2002
5:17 pm	just for the record . . . . hello friends and enemies alike . . . . let's just get some things straight right away 1. Fuck all of you who condemn or make fun of me for working at Pat's Snack Bar. To be perfectly honest, it's a good job. I've met a lot of people, and most days are actually fun. Not many of you can say that about your jobs, hell, some of you don't even have jobs. 2. Fuck all of you who think I've dropped out of college. I have one more class until I get my bachelor degree in history. I decided to take a year off. I would've already had my degree if it wasn't for shithead professors at UNCA that steered me away from every subject I was interested in doing. The fact is that the subject I attempted ran into a dead end, and I had no alternative but to cut my losses, get my money back, and try again this fall. 3. Fuck all of you who think calling somebody is fat a major insult. Please people, do you not think I see myself in the mirror. Hell, i know i'm fat, so does neil. We accepted it a long time ago. Sure, we could change, but would it be for ourselves or for you? All of us weren't born with fantastic metabolisms. However, even though i am fat, doesn't mean i won't whoop that ass if you decide to bring it, which i highly doubt you would. In addition, for those of you people who insist on using fat jokes as your main source of smack talking, you should try some other insults that might actually make a fucking difference to me. Trying to insult my intelligence isn't going to work, because I'm fucking intelligent as hell and I can (and will) run circles around your pathetic logic. And for fuck's sake, don't call me gay! i'm certainly not gay, ask my g/f and she'll give ya the low down on that one . . . ask the people who have known me the best and longest, they'll tell you the same. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals, hey, live your life people, but as for me, try a different cut down. 4. Fuck all of you that use anonymous posting when insulting someone (or trying to). That just exemplifies how much of a pussy you really are. word up bitches brotha HATE, getting his HATE on for dumb mutha fuckas MWHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA OH, and one thing for the guys and gals of the council to help me out with . . . . there is this promo on HBO that shows the stars from the shows "the Sopranos", "Six Feet Under", "Arli$$", and "Sex in the City". It's obvious that they are all at a HBO get together, having a good time, whatever. What I want to know is the song in the background!!!! I can't find it anywhere. It's something about sundays, and i just can't figure it out goddamnit!! CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME?? thanks to the council fuck everyone else, hehehe chris smith the playa hater brotha HATE the batman Current Mood: cynical Current Music: Trik Turner "Friends and Family" (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 24th, 2002
8:39 pm	why are some of you even alive?? you know, sometimes, i just don't understand why people even wake up in the morning . . . they have no life, no morals, nothing to live for . . . only desires for self destruction i attended a party saturday night (i only stayed 15 minutes mind you) and i found it disturbing and disheartening several people were throwing up and stumbling around with no insight as to where they were at the time . . . and i question . . . are they actually having fun? because the puke gushing from their mouths and the look of nausea on their faces told me otherwise this was the only problem i saw in the 15 or so minutes i stayed, however . . . i learned of activities that transpired after my departure . . . and although i'm not going to mention names, i will discuss activities . . . 1) Getting drunk and sleeping with a girl/woman who is already involved with somebody else, and in fact has a child, and a boyfriend within the same building. Not to mention the person in question had just broken up with a fantastic girl, siting "not having enough time for a relationship" as the breakup reason, and even before that spoke of wanting "head" from a person in a prior relationship months ago WHILE dating the girl he had just broken up with. This, my friends, is a fantastic example of HYPOCRISY and IMMORALITY. Congrats, you are a piece of shit, "person in question", may you live in eternal solitude and stupidity for the duration of your pathetic life. 2) Did you really think I would leave out the other person in the union of drunken debauchery???? It's me, Chris, are you fucking kidding me?? I don't let anybody off the hook. This gem of a female throws a party at her house, a party in which alcohol is availible. The party consists of friends, but also HER CHILD and HER BOYFRIEND. Well, her boyfriend is obviously passed out somewhere and the person described above decides to take advantage of the drunk mother described herein. C'mon people, her fucking child is at the party, probably watching his/her mom get fucked by some random fucking drunkard. When will the female population of this goddamn earth take responsibility for their actions?? You have a child, you shouldn't expose them to this type of bullshit. You are a horrible mother. I hope with all my heart that you get pregnant from this one night stand, i really hope you do. I hope you are forced to live with past saturday nite for the rest of your life. I'm sorry, I am full of rage, and I am an asshole sometimes. But its not my fault. if people could just take responsibility, understand the consequences for once, things would be different, but people don't do that, and they will pay. They will get their just dessert. i tell ya guys, if i could kill without punishment, you'd better watch out. there would be a lot of blood on my hands. hey, ruining their own life is one thing, fucking it up for another is entirely different suck on that bitches you should all know who i'm talking about, and if you or the persons in question get offended, then fuck you, and fuck off, i don't need you nobody does the ball of rage brother hate chris smith (14 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 12th, 2002
5:35 pm	A NEW TEST, i love making these things!!! http://thebatman33.friendtest.com go forth and take the new test my friends winner of the last: EMO, who??? oh, it's neil . . . haha Current Mood: hyper Current Music: i actually have no idea who this is . . . . (Comment on this)