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"Ball and Chain" -- Janis Joplin |
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Hung upside down, your victims are slowly sawn in half, starting at the part of their legs. Because of the concentration of blood rushing to their head, they are conscious until you get about to the mid-abdomen most of the time. Of course, there are other methods, such as sawing off each limb. Yeowch. You're a gradual-torture person, someone gets on your bad side, you make them sorry for it, one day at a time.
What torture would you be?
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[06 Feb 2002|09:46am] |
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"The Glory of Love" -- A New Found Glory |
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Were you a gifted child?
Your Score: 94%
Test yourself at geekykid.net
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[05 Sep 2001|05:40am] |
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For personal reasons, I have been forced to remove all my friends that I don't know in real life. I am very sorry about this development and will let you know of anything that happens in the future regarding this issue.
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| "You Really Got A Hold On Me" -- Beatles |
[20 May 2001|04:54pm] |
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"You Really Got A Hold On Me" -- Beatles |
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I don't like you
But I love you
See that I'm always
thinking of you
Oh, oh, oh,
you treat me badly
I love you madly
You really got a hold on me
You really got a hold on me, baby
I don't want you,
but I need you
Don't want to kiss you
but I need you
Oh, oh, oh
you do me wrong now
my love is strong now
You really got a hold on me
You really got a hold on me, baby
I love you and all I want you to do
is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
I want to leave you
don't want to stay here
Don't want to spend
another day here
Oh, oh, oh, I want to split now
I just can quit now
You really got a hold on me
You really got a hold on me, baby
I love you and all I want you to do
is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
You really got a hold on me
You really got a hold on me
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[19 May 2001|02:41pm] |
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"The Ballad Of John and Yoko" -- Beatles |
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wow... found this on some community somewhere...
~High School Romance~
Like drugs
Always wanting
Always wanting to see him more
Withdrawal when he?s gone
And rehab
Now I?m off
Now I?m off of him
But I always want to go back
how accurate...
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| "Baby You're A Rich Man" -- Beatles |
[19 May 2001|12:48pm] |
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"Baby You're A Rich Man" -- Beatles |
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How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people
Now that you know who you are
What do you want to be
And have you traveled very far
far as the eye can see
How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people
How often have you been there
Often enough to know
What did you see when you were there
Nothing that doesn't show
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too
You keep all your money in a big brown bag
inside a zoo, what a thing to do
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too
How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people
Tuned to a natural E
happy to be that way
Now that you've found another key
What are you going to play
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too
You keep all your money in a big brown bag
inside a zoo, what a thing to do
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too
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| Things To Be Happy About |
[19 May 2001|07:47am] |
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"Strawberry Fields" -- Beatles |
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-KOOL 94.5 is doing a Beatles A-Z weekend!! Yay! They're on Strawberry Fields right now.
-urrrgh... I can't think of anything else...
-ummm... oh yeah! I am going to Andrew's house for four glorious days when school gets out!!
-what else is there? music and guys... lmao
-I honestly can't think of anything else. So on to my second list.
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| They say... |
[15 May 2001|07:19pm] |
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"Strange Magic" -- ELO |
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...that a person's first letter of their first name reveals their sexual identity. hmmmmm...
* J-
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
hmmmmm...
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[15 May 2001|07:06pm] |
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"Paradise By the Dashboard Light" -- Meatloaf |
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So who are "they", anyway?
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| heh heh heh... |
[14 May 2001|06:05pm] |
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"Gary, Indiana" -- The Music Man |
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Hey Felicia, guess what I'm having for dinner tonight!
mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
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[13 May 2001|05:56pm] |
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"Everything You Want" -- Vertical Horizon |
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blaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg...
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[13 May 2001|04:59pm] |
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"Drops Of Jupiter" -- Train |
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NUMBER 5
Adventure, change, freedom, exploration, variety,
sensuality, unattached, curious, experienced.
Tarot Hierophant
Astrology Mercury, Venus, Taurus, Leo
Rune Raidho
I Ching #15 Ch'ien
Tree of Life Geburah, Severity (Power)
Hebrew Letter He', Nun
Shamanism Bull Elephant
Alchemy Earth/Man
Element Air, Fire
Aura Earth tones
Colors Blue, Orange
Gemstone Turquoise, Ruby
Musical Note G
Plane E,W-Physical, N-Mental
Temperament E-Creative/Inspired, N,W-Dual/Mutable
Months May
Week Day Tuesday
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| Falling For The First Time -- BNL |
[13 May 2001|11:26am] |
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I love these lyrics!! |
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I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser
I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out
I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby
I'm so fly, that's probably why it
Feels just like I'm falling for the first time
I'm so green, it's really amazing
I'm so clean, too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me.
I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy
It's so strange, I can't believe it
Feels just like I'm falling for the first time
Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost
What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time?
What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind
It feels just like I'm falling for the first time
It feels just like I'm falling for the first time
I'm so chill, no wonder it's freezing
I'm so still, I just can't keep my fingers out of anything
I'm so thrilled to finally be failing
I'm so done, turn me over cause it
Feels just like I'm falling for the first time
Anything plain can be lovely, anything loved can be lost
Maybe I lost my direction, what if our love is the cost?
Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost
What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time?
What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind
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| Alcohol -- BNL |
[13 May 2001|11:24am] |
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hmmm... I don't know, maybe "Alcohol"?? |
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Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
Oh alcohol I still drink to your health
I love you more,
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
?That?s what I?m talking about?
Forget the cafe lattes
Screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you
A G and T for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve
Like my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Oh alcohol
Would you please forgive
For while I cannot love myself
I?ll use something else
I thought that alcohol
Was just for those with nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there?s
A time and theres a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse
(Chanting) Go, go go go go go
I love you more
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore
That you found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole
Oh alcohol
Would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I?ll use something else
Would you please forgive me?
Would you please forgive me?
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| Check it out!! |
[13 May 2001|10:06am] |
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some weird psychadelic thing on the radio |
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This thing is awesome!!
POWERS and LOVES of the name JANEL TORKINGTON....
167 ENERGETIC LOVE (Conquest Challenge Passion)
142 SENSUAL POWER (Creativity Artistry Business)
132 PERSONAL POWER (Strength Ambition Domination)
132 PERSONAL LOVE (Desire Fame Prestige)
110 SENSUAL LOVE (Perceptiveness Appreciation Sensitivity)
101 INTELLECTUAL POWER (Leadership Analysis Organization)
88 SPIRITUAL POWER (Originality Innovation Unification)
88 SPIRITUAL LOVE (Wisdom Contentment Simplicity)
74 INTUITIONAL POWER (Initiative Motivation Inspiration)
74 ENERGETIC POWER (Work Energy Action)
66 INTELLECTUAL LOVE (Inquiry Knowledge Learning)
47 INTUITIONAL LOVE (Empathy Insight Understanding)
the muffins were tasty.
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| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
[13 May 2001|07:47am] |
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*sob*
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"Yellow" -- Coldplay |
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I got in a fight with my parents last night, but seeing as how it is customary that I be nice to parents today, it will just have to wait. Maybe til this afternoon.
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[13 May 2001|07:13am] |
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"She Blinded Me With Science" -- ??? |
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Happy Mother's Day.
I didn't get her anything.
I plan to make muffins.
They'll be tasty muffins.
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| Insanity... |
[12 May 2001|08:01am] |
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I'm going to write an opera titled "Insanity" one of these days.
Seems like all my entries are just stuff that the cat dragged in and I cut and pasted...
This is another one of those.
100 THINGS TO DO WITH PEANUT BUTTER
Feed large globs of it to your dog for cheap entertainment.
Mix it with egg whites and ammonia to see if it takes out stains.
Lace it with cyanide and feed it to Barney.
Spread it on the dog's back to watch him go crazy.
Squish it between your fingers in the lunchroom muttering "Only two more hours and I have so much left to study..."
Plug holes in your paneling walls.
Make sure you have some stuck in your fingernails whenever you go on a blind date.
Carry it around in your duffel in case of emergencies.
Use it to stick things if you run out of duct tape.
If you see a freshly poured sidewalk drying drop globs of Peanut Butter into the cement to create "holes" later.
Drop it from a plane over Ethiopia to feed all the starving children.
Keep a jar in your car because it rhymes.
Have an art class paint "still life" pictures of it.
Have the astronauts leave some of it in orbit.
Rub it on sore muscles.
Save it up so you will have plenty during your retirement years.
Make "Cream of Peanut Butter" soup.
Plug up the nursery's electric outlets to protect little fingers.
Mix it with a large amount of brown sugar. Form into small spheres. Set on cookie sheet and leave on counter as if cooling.
Take one bite then chew for several minutes to see if anyone notices. If not, keep chewing. After half an hour try to talk.
Put it in the bell of your brass instrument to make interesting new sounds. Try different amounts.
Coat the lower half of your bicycle with it. Ride around town so everyone will think you were riding in the mud.
Fill a swimming pool with it and hang a "basket" on the edge and get all your friends together to play "Killer BBall."
Two words: eye shadow.
Keep some in your wallet "just in case."
Inhale deeply...
Use it in cookie recipes in place of the butter.
Some people like it on scrambled eggs...
Lubricate the garbage disposal with it occasionally.
Throw this list away and just eat it on sandwiches. Loser.
Keep out of reach of children.
If you have pimples spread it on your face overnight as an acne treatment to clear up the complexion.
Mail it to Barney. Hope it has a similar effect as with a dog.
Let it dry out and use it as silly putty.
Let it dry out and use it as fake plastic explosive in a joke.
Spread it on your palm then go through a wedding reception line.
Make Peanut Butter Vegetable and Beef Soup.
See how much will fit in a floppy disk drive slot. (NIMBY)
Write a computer program that simulates Virtual Peanut Butter.
Make Freshmen wear it on their foreheads during initiation week.
It feels great squishing between the toes.
About April, use it to stick (whole) eggs inside the heating ducts.
Drop large globs of it out of an airplane over New York City.
Use it if you run out of plastic wood.
Fill up your naval and pretend you are either Adam or Eve.
Start a new cult and worship it. (Okay, that's evil.)
Eat loads of it in front of starving people. This is a form of torture.
Give your cat a bath in it. This is also a form of torture.
Fire it out of a sawed-off shotgun.
Spread it on celery sticks.
Use it to feed the fish.
New diet: nothing but peanut butter 5 days a week. The other two days you are also allowed water.
Hide it in your sock to keep it from getting stolen.
If you are a doctor, prescribe it to your patients regularly.
If you have tight clothing such as stretch pants use it as a lubricant to help get them on.
Stir in some Napalm and feed it to Barney.
New Olympic Event: PB Swimming.
Suggest it (as a type of shield) to the makers of Scorched Earth.
Give it to druggies to help combat withdrawal.
Put it between the pages of library books you hate.
Take it on Safari instead of water because it doesn't evaporate as fast.
If you forget your kneaded eraser for Intro to drawing class just take that "just in case" Peanut Butter out of your duffel and play with THAT instead of paying attention.
Fill your punching bag with it. Pressurize for added effect. Box with spiked knuckles.
Use it as "heavy" ammo for your Super Soaker 11000.
Mix it with Drano and feed it to Barney.
Nail it to the wall for a decoration.
In Descent IV it would make a great weapon.
Use it in a fire extinguisher instead of carbon dioxide.
Add Ebola to it and feed it to Barney.
Switch it for someone's deodorant.
Subject it to electrolysis just to see what happens.
Spread it on Spam to improve the flavor.
Use it as your secret weapon in a pillow fight.
Wing a glob at the neighbor's dog once a day.
Donate massive amounts of it the American Diabetes Association.
Use it to fertilize your garden. Weeding was never so much fun!
Use it in your explanation of the fabled noodle incident.
Devise an experiment to discover its tensile strength.
Make milkshakes out of it.
Keep some with the old blanket in the trunk of your car just in case.
Plant two rows of it in your garden and complain that it doesn't grow.
Spread it on your left hand. Let it dry. Rub your hands together until you have little clumps and rolls of dried peanut butter. Spread them around on your test paper to make it look like you erased a lot.
Use it to stick up posters signs and photographs in your room.
See how large a glop you can flush down the toilet at once.
See how much of it your vacuum cleaner can handle.
Expose it to radiation. Feed it to hamsters. Be sure to read the horror movie survival guide in preparation for the results.
Knock on it for good luck if there is no wood around.
Spread it on the chalkboard in a classroom when there is going to be a substitute teacher.
Fill a room with it knee-deep and have a massive wrestling match with your friends.
Spread it over your door during Freshman Initiations to let the others know an upperclassman lives there.
Keep some in your first aid kit just in case.
See how much it takes to stop up the laser printer in the lab.
Kick it in the face of 97 lb. weaklings in the lunchroom.
Send 1797 jars of it to the crew of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and see what they say about it on the show.
Give a jar of it to your father for Christmas.
Give someone with dentures a lifetime supply.
Give a few dozen jars to the astronauts to play with in zero gravity.
Drop large globs of it out of an airplane over your college. Try to hit one of the professors.
Keep some in your basement tornado shelter just in case.
One word: Gargle.
(for the other 1,900 things to do, see here)
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| My Luvly, Luvly Name |
[11 May 2001|05:30pm] |
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"Don't Give Up On Me" -- Fastball |
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Wow, it guessed right!! How does it know??
True Name: Yawning Puzzled Astronaut
Professor Poopypants Name: Poopsie Gerbil-Chunks
Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator Results: Malcom j
Code Name: Elderly Poodle
Your Oz Prison Bitch Name is: The Bastard
Alternative name: Soul Rebel
Hip Hop Name: Lil' Gangsta G
Blues Name: Big Blind Mamma
Jazz Name: Miss Tabeet
Classical Name: Bea Toven
Metal Name: Penny Gramm
Country Name: Minnie "Pepper Sprout" Watson
Pop Rock Name: Edie Modulate
Electronic Name: Kerry Cutoff
World Music Name: Queen Stepper
Valentine's Day Name: Ears
Evil Boss Name: Midget
Your Star Wars name is: Janto Wemes
Your Star Wars honorific name is: Notnone of Tylenol
Geek name: Electronic Network Card
United States Name: Emily Fuller
PokeName: Foorina
Janel
~ Jane ~
(Hebrew)
~ meaning ~
God is gracious
~ motivation ~
Uplifted by success
~ character ~
Has no fear
~ feelings ~
Is receptive to those around them
~ intelligence ~
Has ability to concentrate
~ spiritual ~
Others are guided by their direction
~ nature ~
Has a fastidious personality
~ inherent ~
Has an ability to understand others
Your name of Janel gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life. You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age. Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends. Whatever you set out to accomplish you do your very best to complete in accordance with what you consider to be right. In the home you assume your responsibilities capably, having the self-confidence to form your own opinions and make your own decisions. Others can rely on you; once you have given your word you will do your utmost to fulfil a responsibility. However, there is a tendency to be a little too independent in your thinking and it is difficult for you to accept the help of others when you should. Due to your strong sense of responsibility, you could experience worry and mental turmoil through assuming more responsibility than you should. Friction could arise through others feeling that you were interfering with their rights and privileges, even though you are only trying to help.
yes, I am serious, mature, and so responsible!!
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