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| User: | zampano_ (2000785) | |||||||
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| Name: | zampano_ | |||||||
| Location: | Sumner, Washington, United States | |||||||
| Birthdate: | 06-10 | |||||||
| Bio: | I am a human who is toilet trained. I can cook and eat and buy groceries. When I am not drinking or watching movies I like to either eat or sleep. Sometimes I have money and I spend it. when I am not traveling people tell me that I should get out more but when I am traveling people try to convince me to settle down. A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Thats why you always feel smarter after a few beers. __Ogden Nash | |||||||
| Interests: | 39: barcelona, being in charge, bergman, burnt popcorn, carl jung, carl orff, carlo rossi, charles bukowski, damad, decadent action, drinking zombies, fondue, free drinks, freud, gimmewald, giulietta masina, ignoring nice peole, initial state, livingston cellars, martha stewart naked, money, new orleans, nietzsche, pee-wee herman, ranch dressing, rasputin, ravel, satan, smutty foreign films, sorento, tacitus, trampin, tucson az, v.h.e.m, warm mead, watching divorce court, wild turkey, women's pro wrestling, yo mama. [Modify yours] | |||||||
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| Account type: | Free Account | |||||||
