Item:	2-day vacation
Zeit:	12:25 pm.

Eid Mubarak!

Eid Wanaagsan

I am departing for Iles Moucha in three hours.

The first person to post a good map of Illes Moucha in this entry will win a super secret prize.

Promise!

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Zeit:

12:06 pm.

This is really kinda silly of me, and I don't like internet greeting cards. But this is the first Eid card anyone has ever sent me. It made me really happy:

Assalamu Alaikum, Zeno!
Marwo has chosen you to send a greeting card!

Dear Brother,

I wanna thank You for everything.
And I wish to see you next year Inchaallah somewhere.
I wish you and your little boy happiness, joy and health in your life.
And I am gonna really miss you man.
Your are more than friend now.

Bises, Ciao

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Zeit:

10:17 am.

Has anyone received ANY of the postcards that I sent?

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Zeit:

8:24 am.

Wow.

395,871+ people actually voted for Nader.

And check out this article at Netscape.
Right click the properties of the picture of Prez Bush and look at the name of the file.
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/election2004.jsp?feature=ne_election5

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Item:	Kiss Hank's Butt!
Zeit:	2:09 pm.

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door, I found a well-groomed, nicely dressed couple.
The man spoke first: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's butt with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss his butt?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's butt, he'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, he'll kick the crap out of you."
( Kiss Hank's Butt! )

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Item:	Even at the end ... no respect
Zeit:	10:48 am.

Rodney Dangerfield has died.... yet the Pope lives on.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u;=/ap/20041006/ap_en_ce/obit_dangerfield

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Zeit:

1:19 pm.

With yesterday's experiences, this seems appropriate:

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Item:	Kuh!
Zeit:	10:03 am.

Кин-Дза-Дза!

Kin Dza Dza!

This was an excellent fucking movie, and I don't even speak Russian.

Great thanks to

k18 for introducing me to this work of art.

1986 Russian science fiction

Two Humans (Dyadya Vova and Skripach) accidentally find themselves on another planet after pushing the wrong button on the strange device in the hand of an odd looking alien. Planet "Plyuk" in the galaxy "Kin-Dza-Dza" looks like a desert. All the aliens look exactly like humans, and can understand Russian, because they can read thoughts, their language is limited to a few words, however. The whole paradox of Plyuk is that their civilization is much more advanced than ours in time and space traveling, weaponry and so on, but totally barbarian in the social way. There is a special (and only) way to identify two groups of creatures (something like races) by pointing a little device on the person, green light - "Chitlanin" (good), orange - "Patsak" (bad). The most valued thing on the planet is matches. Dyadya Vova and Skripach, have a long and dangerous journey in store in order to get home.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0091341/

I bought a copy (that might have been pirated) from a vendor on Amazon.com
It didn't cost much, and it shipped to me in Africa after only two weeks.
Originally, it had been advertised to have English subtitles, but they emailed me after I paid to let me know it was only in Russian. I bought it anyways.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00024MH8C/qid%3D1094020536

It was two hours of Russian and Chatlanian. I laughed the whole way through. Little bells that go on your nose, slapping your face and saying "Kuh!", watching the short fat guy squat in rhythm to the violin, an aristrocrat with a croaking pet human... fucking crazy.

Zeno-bob says "two thumbs up"!

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Item:	Gregariously Yours
Zeit:	10:24 am.

I have been quite busy at work lately and have had absolutely no time to myself. If you have sent me any emails, they are probably in a long queue leading towards File 13 with the lemmings and sheep.

As Fatou might say
I'm still alive.

Also:
I'm still not wearing any pants.

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