Slow Day at Work
Okay. I realize that not everyone understands the subtle differences of the Slavic dialects as well as I do. But, then again, I'm a goddamn genius. You know, what with my barely passing a whopping three semesters of language studies. But as
this article about the Putin administration's WE MUST NEVER FORGET WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN GEORGIA "election" in Ukraine makes perfectly clear: few people can differentiate between the two presidential candidates because their names are so similar.
Viktor Yush
chenko: Ukrainian. A nationalist. Liberal. Western oriented reform candidate.
Viktor Yanku
vich: Putin puppet. Russian.
-VICH is the ending for the Russian Patronymic and is also a very common ending to a lot of Russian surnames.
-CHENKO is an extremely common Ukrainian ending for surnames.
It's not really that freaking hard you lazy bastards.