Wednesday, December 17th, 2003
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6:41 pm - AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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The image! The image! It's burning into my skuuuuuuuuullllllllll!!!!!!!!
Aaron Carter (Entertainment Tonight, on Wacko Jacko): "Yeah, I've seen him totally make out with a girl before."
I can only hope that it was an animatronic device of some sort. For my sanity.
current mood:  drained
current music: None
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Friday, December 12th, 2003
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5:21 pm - She can cook for me any day...
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11:34 am - Posting-Bomber!
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Here's my thing... I'm not sure how I feel about places like Integrity Auto Services or Jim Bob's Chicken Fingers. I mean, it's good that they're proud of their faith, and I respect that. But when does being proud of your faith make the leap from pride to advertising? I'm sorry, but I think that I have a problem with businesses using Christianity as an advertising tool.
I guess it just weirds me out to think that people might be whoring out the Church for personal gain.
current mood:  indifferent
current music: Greatest videos of 2k3
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11:12 am - If I could be like Erin...
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I'd build my own hell. So I did. But I'm a little tired, and can't really remember the things that I truly hate. But this will work.
Teen Angst
Circle I Limbo Sub Sandwiches
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Nicholas Cage
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Starers, Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves
Circle IV Rolling Weights Shirtless Drivers
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Truth Advertisers
Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas Howard Dean
Circle VII Burning Sands Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Becky Bell
Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell |
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12:13 am - Sidewalk-stravaganza
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They're building sidewalks by my house. Not that I'm some peace-loving anti-sidewalk type or a communist or anything, but I think they're useless. And I almost run into them on a daily basis. So to recap: the city of Auburn has installed sidewalks that will almost certainly never be used in an area at least 2 miles from the city center and they're probably going to cause me to fuck up my car in this, my last week before graduation.
Damn sidewalks. I'm off to read my manifesto.
current mood:  annoyed
current music: None
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Monday, December 8th, 2003
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2:01 pm - Posting Bomber!
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Ok... watching the beginning of the Mary-Kate and Ashley show today (I know, I'm a geek. What's that countdown at again?). Anyway, so these girls are uber-billionaires and the first part of the show is the two of them fretting about how they can't pay their $400 cell phone bill.
This I found humourous. $400. Heh.
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1:52 pm - Sigh.
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You know, I never had a problem with the Chicken McNugget. Sure, I wasn't totally sure that it was chicken, but by damn they were damn tasty and so I looked beyond their probably shady background.
But now, with this whole "Made with White Meat" ad campaign... I'm starting to be creeped out. I mean, why can't they say "White Meat Chicken"??? For my sanity? For my love of the Chicken McNugget??? Sigh.
current mood: disappointed
current music: None
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Sunday, December 7th, 2003
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12:15 pm - I Heart Quizzes.
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you are gold
#FFD700 |
Your dominant hues are red and green, so you're definately not afraid to get in and stir things up. You have no time for most people's concerns, you'd rather analyze with your head than be held back by some random "gut feeling".
Your saturation level is very high - you are all about getting things done. The world may think you work too hard but you have a lot to show for it, and it keeps you going. You shouldn't be afraid to lead people, because if you're doing it, it'll be done right.
Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.
| | the spacefem.com html color quiz |
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Monday, December 1st, 2003
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4:39 pm - What I did on my summer vacation.
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I had a good vacation. It was a lot of fun. I got to see my family. That was fun. I like seeing my family. I also got really sick. I had to lay (lie?) in bed for almost the whole break. Being sick is not fun. Being in bed for a long time is fun. I got to see all of my friends and we had fun. I went to Valdosta for Thanksgiving and had a lot of food. It was good. I saw my high school's playoff game in Jville, which was fun, but cold. Then I found out my apartment got broken into and that the robbers took my PS2. Playing PS2 is fun. Being robbed is not fun. Then I came back to Auburn and saw that the robbers didn't take my digital camera. I like my camera. It is my favorite thing in the world. Then I went to Niffer's and the Supper Club and got drunk. It was fun.
That's what I did on my Thanksgiving vacation.
**By the way, if you didn't have a fried turkey for Thanksgiving, you're out of the loop. Everyone knows roasted turkeys are so mid-to-late nineties. As for me, I had ham.**
current mood: blah
current music: None
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Sunday, November 23rd, 2003
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12:08 pm - 28-23
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As most of you probably know, I have a huge thing for infomercials. Back story.
So the highest of high comedy is watching the juicer infomercial. You can literally watch the hostess cringe before she drinks whatever vile concotion Jack and Elaine LaLane puts in front of her. I think I just peed myself. Just a bit.
And by the way... if you were Elaine, wouldn't you keep your last name?
War Damn Eagle.
current mood:  exhausted
current music: Infomercial Mix 2k3
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Thursday, November 20th, 2003
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1:49 pm - The King of Town
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Yeah. I own this place. And pretty much wherever I go.
Athens: After my friends and I proceed to take over an entire streetcorner, making it our own personal playground, we go into the game. For three quarters, my friends and I are the picture of unity-- young and old, Auburn and Georgia all standing in harmony. Then the 5-0 gets involved. We'll just call him Officer F**kface.
So Officer F**kface comes over to our happy community and says that we have to move at least 10 feet away from the place we were standing. No reason. We just have to move. Well, as this is happening, some sororolicious UGA girl is puking her guts out in a trash can right next to us. Cause she's a classy broad.
Well, I see this and start bitching. And bitching. At which point the officer comes up to me, grabs my arm, wrenches it behind my back, and escorts me out of the stadium, telling me "If you want to be a little bitch, I'll give you something to bitch about." To which I replied, "If you'd do your fucking job and focus on what's important, I wouldn't have to be a bitch." Officer F**kface didn't like that too much.
So I'm outside the stadium now, oblivious to what's going on inside. What do I do? Promptly waltz right back in and back to my seats. Yeah, I own Athens. But wait... it gets so much better. While I'm outside, there's practically a riot going on with the people I was standing with. People are bitching the cop out, young and old, Auburn and Georgia. And there's this one guy who saw the whole thing from a little ways back...
Well, this guy waltzes up to the cop and tells him that he saw the whole thing and that the cop overreacted. So Officer F**kface grabs this guy and tells him that if he wants to be taken out, he'll be more than happy to oblige. So the random guy wrenches free and whips out a badge. Yup, Officer F**kface practically assaulted a Federal Agent. A Federal Freaking Agent! This is the stuff movies are made of!
Federal Agent takes the cop to a sheriff and makes him wait there. He then gets the story from all of the people I was standing with. The last thing he says to everyone before he goes to deal with the cop was "Don't worry, ya'll. We'll have that cop taken care of by morning."
Sweet. It's very possible that I got a cop fired.
current mood: hungry
current music: MTV
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Monday, November 10th, 2003
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7:33 am - Getting shot outside a courtroom... now THAT's interesting..
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I promise, this will be my last posting on this subject, but for now....
If Jessica "Turkey and Applesauce" Lynch didn't go down fighting, if she didn't get beat up, if nothing whatsoever happened to her during her vacay at Club Med Baghdad, then I ask this question:
Why am I supposed to care?
current mood: annoyed
current music: NBC: Today Show
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Thursday, October 30th, 2003
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8:27 pm - Thoughts...
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1. Scrubs is the funniest show on TV. And I won't compromise on this.
2. I do not give a flying rat's ass about Jessica Lynch or how we saved her.
3. Turkey and applesauce is one rung above Spam on the "Favorite Meal List".
Back to my NBC watching.
current mood:  amused
current music: Scrubs
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Thursday, October 23rd, 2003
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10:13 pm - Confucius say...
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You freaked out.
Back story. I'm going to New Orleans tomorrow, and then to Baton Rouge on Saturday for the Auburn/LSU game. Big fun.
So I'm eating Chinese food with Leigh Ann tonight, and I get my fortune cookie. The fortune?
"Pack your bags. You are about to go on an exciting trip."
Holy clairvoyance, Batman!
current mood:  bouncy
current music: True Spin: REM, Losing my Religion
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Monday, October 20th, 2003
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8:58 pm - A few thoughts during the last moments of 1980...
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1. Erin beat me up on Saturday night. And no, it was not sexual in any way. Unless you get off being punched in the face and poked in the eye. Then I guess it could have been sexual. If you're like that. But I'm not. So I qualify it as being beaten up. By a girl. Oh the shame.
2. Ok... I know that I do a lot of things that people can make fun of me for. It's ok, I made it through high school with my self esteem intact. So I can deal. But what I absolutely cannot deal with is freaking fat ass McWorkers at Wendy's making fun of me as I'm driving up to the window! I mean, I actually caught the guy making fun of me. And he's a McFreakinWorker! This I cannot abide.
2a. Just to expand on point 2... if a McWorker should make fun of me and I were being persuaded to somehow be ok with that, which I wouldn't be, but we're being hypothetical here, then they would have to at least have the competency to get my freaking order right. Sweet tea, bitch! SWEET! I think I'm done with that tirade.
2b. Wait... yep. It's passed.
3. Watching the last 15 of "I love the 80's Strikes Back" and the thing that really stands out to me is this: Is Jenna von Oy really most identified with "The Parkers", even in our post-9/11 existence? We're going to have to go with a 3a on this one...
3a. Whoa.
current mood: annoyed
current music: I Love the 80's. Strikes Back!
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Wednesday, October 15th, 2003
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3:19 pm - Just Thinking...
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Sometimes, when I watch MTV, I wonder if Kurt Loder ever looks back on his life and tries to figure out how he missed the train to journalistic respectability and instead found himself on the train to journalistic teenybopper pandering.
I think it's kinda sad.
current mood: blah
current music: White Noise
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Monday, October 13th, 2003
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5:11 pm - Damn the luck.
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You know, it truly is a shame. It's a grey, dreary day, the kind I love with the kind of undying love to which I generally reserve for things such as my cat and my wee little digital camera, there's a West Wing marathon on (do I really need to get into that obsession again?), and I'm in a fantastic mood. Too bad it's all about to be ruined by the torture that is my 6-9 Music Appreciation class. I mean, al Queda hasn't devised torture this painful.
Damn core classes. Damn them to Hell.
current mood:  chipper
current music: West Wing Marathon. Thank you, Bravo.
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Monday, October 6th, 2003
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9:59 am - I have glue on my shoe...
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... and it's blue?
I don't think that the word "Magellen" rhymes with the word "gellin'". I mean, isn't it the same word with just another two letters tacked onto the front? And even though I love the "I'm gellin' like Magellen because I just circumnavigated the Earth" joke (mostly because it irks Erin), is Magellen really "gellin'"? I mean, yeah, he circumnavigated the Earth and all, but didn't he die in the East Indies or something? So if I'm to assume that Magellen is "gellin'", then must I also assume that if I'm "gellin'", that I'm going to feel the urge to trot around the globe and then die in the arms of a native East Indian?
Dr. Scholl's marketing department, you have met your match. I shall not fall for your trickery. I'm going to die here, in America, my arches cradled quite comforatably by my New Balance inserts.
I'm not even sure if that post made sense. Whatever.
current mood:  confused
current music: Chem E study room: Shh! Quiet...
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Wednesday, October 1st, 2003
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5:00 pm - An exception.
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Ok, I try to stay out of the realm of politics on these posts for a couple of reasons:
1. My opinions tend to garner the ire of our very favorite  Erin.
2. Reading about politics is lame.
That being said... I have two questions regarding the California (or is it Kal-ee-for-nee-uhh?) recall debacle...
1. I don't get the whole "No on recall, yes on Bustamante" campaign pitch. Just seems a little defeatist to me, especially when if he drops out, the recall probably doesn't go through. (By the way... I never knew there were Latino power groups in the country. Go fig...)
2. I don't get the whole "Arianna Huffington drops out of race then decides to be anti-recall" platform. Again... a little defeatist. Come Arianna, you wasted a lot of people's money running for governor, then when Arnie pisses you off and you finally realize that you have a snowball's chance, you decide that the recall should be voted down? In this case, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a hypocrite.
So I'm done. No more politics, I promise. And yes, I am a cable news junkie. I was at step #4, but I think I just regressed.
current mood: blah
current music: MSNBC: Buchanan and Press
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Monday, September 29th, 2003
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11:52 pm - We should have our own reality show.
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Conversation with Erin.
Christina Aguilera and Lil' Kim on the Radio in the Sonic parking lot
Me: You know, I'm not a big fan of this song. I mean, the whole song's just them bitching about not being able to hook up with lots of guys.
Erin: Yeah, and they're pretty pissed off about it.
Me: You know, if it walks like a duck, flies like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then...
Erin: ...it must be a whore.
Me: laughing
current mood: amused
current music: TV. Can't even remember what's on.
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