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Saturday, October 12

10:58pm

I can't fucking count.

(1 mind job|blow my mind)

Thursday, October 10

12:48am

ehehhehHEHHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHHE


jhehehehhehehhehehehehheheh!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heheehehhehhehehehehhehehhehehehehheheh!!!!!

TEE. HEE.

(blow my mind)

Wednesday, October 9

2:05am

Mexicrew was on crack tonight! Yay!

Pedro is a killer:

I'm pushing out and I hear these REALLY loud noises- it's the sound of a fist connecting with the cooler wall, and it's LOUD.

I finish what I'm doing and go over to check it out.

Me: Pedro, what's going on?

Pedro *nonchalant* I killed Artemio.

Artemio looks up from three feet away where he's stocking buns. I look at Artemio. I look at Pedro.

Pedro: I punch him in the face.

Me: How many times?

Pedro: Yes. Two.

Alfredo is not your donkey:

Alfredo: I'm hungry.

Me: Didn't you eat on your break?

Alfredo: No.

Me: Well, why not?

Alfredo: I don't know.

Me: Well, if you want to eat something, you can. What do you want?

Alfredo: FIVE BACON CHEESEBURGERS!

Me: ...

Alfredo: ...

Me: You can't have five bacon cheeseburgers.

Alfredo: Can I have two?

Me: Yes.

Alfredo: I don't like bacon cheeseburgers. Can I have a salad?

Me: Yes.

(3 mind jobs|blow my mind)

Tuesday, October 8

12:45pm

I've woken up in a fantastic mood two days in a row. Life is good.

(blow my mind)

4:10am

On the KH special secret:

No spoilers here )

(1 mind job|blow my mind)

Monday, October 7

8:26am

I just slept for far more hours than is probably healthy!

(2 mind jobs|blow my mind)

Friday, October 4

12:58pm

Sometimes I hate being a woman. It seems like every six months or so, I wake up at 5am. This is not 'need to go to the bathroom' waking up, this is 'guh the pain' waking up. Then I crawl to my dresser for drugs, crawl back to my bed, and writhe there for an hour or so until they kick in. Guh.

(blow my mind)

Monday, September 30

8:07pm

Hey, here's a concept: if you don't want my advice, don't ask for it.

(4 mind jobs|blow my mind)

Saturday, September 28

+ And now for something completely different...3:17am

I really like my job.

Fuzzy kittens 'n shit )

(blow my mind)

2:19am

Yeah, so like, there's this manager at work. He's fucking stupid.

WORK CAP-OUT INSIDE )

(1 mind job|blow my mind)

Friday, September 27

11:57am

My mother scared the FUCK out of me this morning.

Imagine this: You're sound asleep, it's six am. You hear the phone ring but you know you won't get to it in time so you just wait for it to stop ringing. It's probably work anyway, nobody else calls you that early. You finally get up and go downstairs to check the answering machine. Sure enough, there's a message. You look at caller ID and it's your mother's cell. Then you listen to the message. Remember that part in Sixth Sense where Bruce Willis listens to that tape REALLY FUCKING LOUD AND YOU CAN HEAR A STRANGE VOICE? Same deal. I heard something but couldn't tell what. So I turned up the volume all the way. This time I think I hear a man's voice say, "Your life is over." I start to get nervous. She never calls me this early. I call her cell. It rings twice and just stops ringing, doesn't throw me to voicemail or anything. I FREAK OUT AND CALL THE HOUSE. She picks up.

Mom: Hellllo? *chipper*
Me: ARE YOU OKAY?
Mom: Um, yeah, why?

I explained what happened, and she was like, "Oh, I looked up your number on my cell, your grandmother wants it. I guess I hit Call instead of Cancel."

And she had the radio on, that's why I heard the man's voice. And her cell phone must have lost the signal when I called it. STUPID MOTHER SCARING ME.

(3 mind jobs|blow my mind)

+ Here we go.12:06am

The other night I dreamed that I updated Butterfly. It was a good dream. Heh, so tonight I finished the first and most difficult section and started on the middle, easy section. This should go fast now. I'm going to write every day on this son of a bitch until this chapter is DONE. POW!

(2 mind jobs|blow my mind)

Monday, September 23

+ Honest work.6:27pm

Okay, okay. I really do like my job. Despite the crazy customers, it's pretty excellent. I like the people I work with, and our company is a good, honest one.

I've always liked working fast food, I guess. The focus there is on speed and accuracy, and how nicely you smile. I'm pretty good at all three of those, if I may say so. And fast food management is even better, because you get to think. It's hard, honest work, and that's how I like it. I'm not made to sit in a chair all day (all night, perhaps, but my chair is comfortable). I wish I had figured that out before I went out and got myself a degree in computer science. Some people think I should go out and use that degree (HI MOM) but money isn't the most important thing in the world. And besides, I make more than most people would think. ;p

(1 mind job|blow my mind)

Sunday, September 22

+ FUCKING RETARD STRIKES AGAIN! DUN DUN DUN!!5:01pm

Again, I ask: why would it ever seem like a good idea to be rude to someone who is about to make food you plan on eating?

More fun in DT )

(3 mind jobs|blow my mind)

Saturday, September 21

12:30pm

Goals for today:

1) CLEAN MY ROOM
2) CLEAN MY ROOM
3) CLEAN MY ROOM
4) CLEAN MY ROOM
5) play kingdom hearts

...I think I'd better accomplish 1-4 before I move onto 5.

(blow my mind)

Friday, September 20

10:30pm

I'm generally not annoyed at all by people who forget to turn off their radios when ordering. It can be an excuse to have a bit of fun: sometimes I sing along if I know the music, perhaps a little closer to the microphone than I should. Tonight I didn't recognize the music, so I opted with Retarded Jam. This is where you hunch over and twitch as hard as you can along with the beat. I twitched so hard I almost hit my head on the register, and then customers ordering on front started laughing at me. Then I twitched some more and the guy with the music was finally ready to order. I had to tell him, "I'm sorry, I'm losing control, just a moment please." Of course, he turned out to be a very attractive young man in a suit. Never fails; adorable men are attracted to stupidity.

(4 mind jobs|blow my mind)

+ Stupid lady.10:20pm

In DT in the middle of a $900 Friday night dinner:

[SL] Do you have cheese sticks?

[Me] No, I'm sorry, we don't.

[SL] ...does Wendy's have cheese sticks?

[Me] ...how should I know what Wendy's serves?

[SL] Fine. Be rude. *drives away*

[Me] *after her, loudly, on A speaker* Fine. I will.

(1 mind job|blow my mind)

10:19pm

A wolf spider bit me on the back of the neck while I was sleeping (I hope). Big red welt. Ugh. Hurts. Weh.

(2 mind jobs|blow my mind)

Tuesday, September 17

7:34pm

WEIRD MOOD. GROUCHY, YET STRANGELY HYPER.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

(3 mind jobs|blow my mind)

Friday, September 13

8:34pm

I like the new version of AIM. Very cool.

(1 mind job|blow my mind)

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