Friday, September 27
My mother scared the FUCK out of me this morning.
Imagine this: You're sound asleep, it's six am. You hear the phone ring but you know you won't get to it in time so you just wait for it to stop ringing. It's probably work anyway, nobody else calls you that early. You finally get up and go downstairs to check the answering machine. Sure enough, there's a message. You look at caller ID and it's your mother's cell. Then you listen to the message. Remember that part in Sixth Sense where Bruce Willis listens to that tape REALLY FUCKING LOUD AND YOU CAN HEAR A STRANGE VOICE? Same deal. I heard something but couldn't tell what. So I turned up the volume all the way. This time I think I hear a man's voice say, "Your life is over." I start to get nervous. She never calls me this early. I call her cell. It rings twice and just stops ringing, doesn't throw me to voicemail or anything. I FREAK OUT AND CALL THE HOUSE. She picks up.
Mom: Hellllo? *chipper* Me: ARE YOU OKAY? Mom: Um, yeah, why?
I explained what happened, and she was like, "Oh, I looked up your number on my cell, your grandmother wants it. I guess I hit Call instead of Cancel."
And she had the radio on, that's why I heard the man's voice. And her cell phone must have lost the signal when I called it. STUPID MOTHER SCARING ME.
(3 mind jobs|blow my mind)
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The other night I dreamed that I updated Butterfly. It was a good dream. Heh, so tonight I finished the first and most difficult section and started on the middle, easy section. This should go fast now. I'm going to write every day on this son of a bitch until this chapter is DONE. POW!
(2 mind jobs|blow my mind)
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