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[Aug. 4th, 2004|10:19 am] |
Today's post is going to bounce around a lot, so I don't care if you skip some of it. You may find what I have to say interesting, you may find some offensive, but I think the first thing I must say will explain why I don't care:
TODAY IS MY FIRST STATE AS AN EMPLOYEE OF THE STATE OF MARYLAND. THUS, I NO LONGER GET PAID TO GIVE A FUCK.
*cabbagepatches*
Okay, as the above states, I am now officially working for the state. So roxors on that one.
Second... fuck, something good was going to go here. I'll skip it and move on to my political rant.
Alright. Liberals. For years, (as long as I've been around) we have associated Liberal with wimp. That's why I think a lot of males tend to be Republicans, they think being a Democrat is for sissies. Democrats rage against this label, saying we're tough and big and bad because John Kerry fought in 'Nam. That's cool, I think Kerry will show that we're not pussies.
But I think there is a side to the "weak" label that we're not addressing. When you think of some crazy ass, no-beef eating, hasn't showered in a week, has flowered stuck up her ass, burns her undergarments, loves gay people, hugs every tree she sees, crazy ass hippie, you think liberal. This is not the type of person who is going to show us as a party of strength, but I think a lot of people associate this with "liberalism". I am here today to redefine for you, what liberalism is.
I, am a liberal.
As a liberal I believe: you don't fucking get to tell me what I do in my private life, because you were raised by religa-nazi's who told you to be ashamed of your tallywacker. If I want to look at porn, while drinkin my booze, and having sex with girlfriend and/or boyfriend I'm gonna do it. And you ain't got no right to step up on me bitches.
As a liberal I believe: Condoms for everybody. A lot of us are pretty ugly, and lord knows dumber than shit. Let's slip a jimmy hat on and not inflict your weak-ass genetic code on the rest of us. And by God, if a woman wants to have an abortion, it's none of my god damn business. I will never understand what it's like to be a woman, and I will never make judgments about the most intimate and female thing on the planet: pregnancy. What they do there, is between them and their doctor.
As a liberal I believe: If you are worth over 100 million dollars, you're a liar, cheater, or a stealer. But that's how our system works. So as punishment, you will pay more taxes. Being poor is not a sexually transmitted disease. Being poor is not a sign of weakness of character. Being poor is hard as fuck. And there's a finite amount of money, and for you to have more than everyone else means someone else has to be poor. So you better god damn be thankful they are poor, because if we all had money like you, it wouldn't be worth a god damn thing. So you're gonna pay taxes, and you're gonna fund social service programs you don't need. Count your fucking blessings you are rich, and when it comes time to buy your gold-plated water-wings, remember: those things won't float you dipshit, give some money to a homeless guy.
As a liberal I believe: As a country, we're richer than God. Our ideas are outlandish, and threatening to oppressive regimes who rule through fear and ignorance. but we better not get ourselves too high on the horse, because we've been known to use a little fear and threat to get our way in the past. we must strive to rise above it, accept our weakness and our flaws, and help those who need it. my brother won't go die for a needless cause, and i won't see my family spill blood on foreign soil for no reason. you keep my army here, until we need to absolutely use it.
As a liberal I believe: when it comes time to use our army, and the cause is noble, you unleash holy hell. you keep a strong military, with the best weapons, and a well-paid volunteer army with the best training. and if we are attacked, we unleash a fury on our enemies that their children's children will remember. let no man forget that we will come to your house and burn it to the ground if you dare tread on us.
As a liberal I believe: that common people are victims of their governments. when you go to war and you win, you must help them up. show them that we did not hate them, we hated what they were being forced to do. rebuild their way of life, but respect their culture and tradition. you can not rebuild Iraq the way you rebuild France, but let the success of rebuilding a place like France encourage you on your way in Iraq.
As a liberal I believe: You are responsible for your own actions, but we are responsible for eachother. We are only as great as the least among us. For every person that we leave out in the cold or to hunger, know that to them, we've failed them. societies and civilizations were built because humans are social animals that rely on one-another to survive. In an age where we no longer need our neighbors to hunt down mammoths, and our world has grown less and less impersonal we no longer see that we can't survive in this world alone.
Anyways, I should get back to work. I am a state employee now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. |
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