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[24 Oct 2004|09:54pm] |
Title: Best Laid Plans Characters: Harry, Edmund Blackadder, Ron, Hermione Rating: G Summary: Harry Potter/Blackadder crossover. To his dismay, Harry learns that "one, two, three" does not qualify as a sound battle plan. ( Best Laid Plans )
Title: Ten Things to Live By Characters: The Dursleys Rating: G ( Ten Things to Live By )
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[16 Oct 2004|10:20am] |
FIC: Seven Days AUTHOR: Arrmaitee DISCLAIMER: I own nothing… FANDOM: Harry Potter SHIP: Harry/Draco RATING: R SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
(New Chapter 10)
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FIC : Tomorrow |
[15 Oct 2004|08:39pm] |
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Title: Tomorrow Author: Shocolate Pairing: Harry/Ron Rating: PG-13
Having just spent six months taking my daughter to rehearsals of Annie, and having to sit through the performance last night, I now present :-
Tomorrow (fake LJ cut).
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Fic post |
[14 Oct 2004|06:43pm] |
I wasn't sure whether to post this here, but my sweetheart told me it would fit in. It's a Snooch (Snape/Hooch) fic, nearly 3500 words and it involves a lot of snark and some frottage. It's called: Working Out The Kinks
Feedback appreciated. Thanks! :)
crossposted to: hpfic
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A query... |
[01 Oct 2004|01:23pm] |
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This site -
Harry Potter Bootleg DVD Screencaps
- seems to be down.
Someone wanted to see it. Does anyone have an alternate site or have it saved?
Thanks for the help.
TTT
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These are killer.... |
[25 Sep 2004|07:33am] |
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This is what happens when the person writing the subtitles is heavily medicated.
Harry Potter Bootleg DVD Screencaps
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[22 Sep 2004|02:03pm] |
FIC: Seven Days AUTHOR: Arrmaitee DISCLAIMER: I own nothing… FANDOM: Harry Potter SHIP: Harry/Draco RATING: R SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
(New Chapter 8)
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[15 Sep 2004|11:38am] |
TITLE: How To Make Your Mary Sue Purrrrrrfect! AUTHORS: Pirate_chick69 and Arrmaitee DISCLAIMER: We own nothing except our dirty minds. GENRE: Humor RATING: PG SUMMARY: A few words of advice for HP fangirls who want to make their brilliant original characters purrrrrrfect!
(Enjoy!)
Crossposted in hphumor.
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Harry Potter and the.... |
[09 Sep 2004|02:27pm] |
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I should have posted this here before.
Harry Potter and the Magical Secret Backpassage
A sneak preview of the 6th book. Hee.
Read at the risk of choking with laughter
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HP Bootleg DVD Screencaps |
[01 Sep 2004|02:59am] |
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I just found this site on bootlegged screencaps of CoS that's been translated from English to Chinese then back to English, with quite the result. Laughed my ass off to no end and just wanna share.
Muggles are Melons
If this is not appropriate for this community, please let me know and I'll take it down. Though it does tickle the funny bone XD
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Putting my Pimpsuit on.... |
[30 Aug 2004|05:09pm] |
Looking for a few funny fics? Here are two new ones from me:
You Never Even Call Me By My Name: Sirius Black offers to watch his young cousin, Nymphadora Tonks, one afternoon not realizing that he's bit off more than he can chew.
The Half Frog Prince: During the summer after his sixth year, Harry is forced to endure the wedding of the infamous Aunt Marge.
Please feel free to review. The Naughty Voice enjoys it muchly.
X-Posted to various other communities. If yours happens to be a journal that this spams, I apologize, but isn't it nice that we have so much in common? Maybe you should read the stories...
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G-Mail Invites and an introduction. |
[27 Aug 2004|11:24pm] |
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First thing, I'm new to this community. I love Harry Potter and I especially am in love with thetreacletart's fic. :-) Just got my husband to the obsession point in the HP universe, and it's great to have a real live human to talk with face to face with about the books, speculation, casting choices, etc. I'm 24 and we live in Greensboro, NC, with our two cats, Worf and Miss Kitty.
Anyway, on to the G-mail invites. I've got a few up for grabs ... if you want one, post here and let me know what your favorite HP fic ever is. (I tend toward Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, and Snape/anyone ... he's such a slut ... but I would love to read anything that's well-written.) If your e-mail is not on your info page, please e-mail me with it as well.
ETA: All invites are gone for the moment, but if you'd like one, let me know and I'll post again when I get some more.
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Hem Hem....Squee |
[27 Aug 2004|11:58am] |
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Happy Friday minions pets brainwashed masses you lovely people you.
Stumbled across this fun cartoon site -
Hairy Plopper
Enjoy and have a wonderful weekend.
TTT
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