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Sunday, February 18th, 2001
8:00 pm
Man, Ganja Grannie!

I almost want to answer her ad....
http://www.dreammates.com/view_member_details.cfm?CFID=3853525&CFTOKEN;=29107316&box;=130865&row;=40&return;=search_results

Dear Somaya,
Will you be my mom?
Love,
Jon F.

Untill then, I light up alone! Good idea.

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Friday, February 16th, 2001
1:08 pm
to end issues im going to be ASKING before I add you to my journal friends list thing, makes sense and if I'm anything I'm polite. Fuck, I can prove it by showing you the wad of bills from Fuckit Tie one ON I got last night. Of course they are all ONE doller bills but whatever. I love a job I can work for three hours and have money in my pocket after. Can I change my degree to food delivery?

man I am a goofy bastard today.

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9:09 am
Well today is going to be kind of busy. We didn't do any of the band shit yet... I'm really pushing for calling the new band Mohammad Dali... my pun got even funnier.

I'm so stupid.

STOOOOOOOPID. STOOOOOOOOOOOOPID.

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St
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STOOOOOOOOOPID

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Thursday, February 15th, 2001
1:25 pm - I WANT THIS!!!!!!
http://www.danelectro.com/Hodad.htm

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12:55 pm
Hey BK! Where did your post go? :( I'm too slooooooow with the replys and now I've gone and hurt your feelings! sorry valentine :(

Last night at Phucket things were really slow, so that chick Chainy (turns out she's a lesbian) dared me to drink this huge can of coconut milk and like an idiot I did it. WHY CAN'T I EVER TELL A WOMAN NO?

I have serious issues with that. Even since I was a little kid... I would never, ever be able to turn down a dare or say no to a chick. I hate it! And it's not like I want to be bossed around or anything... I just like making chicks smile and happy with me. Because of THIS TIME now I've spent most of the day on the toilet (sorry to gross you out) and Chainy, thinking she was being cute, on her way to her day job today left one of those Hostess "Snowballs" on the hood of my car. Great, a big pink thing covered in coconut... Hmmm, maybe if the big pink thing was Anna Nicole Smith... ha ha ha ha, no not even I'm that gross.

New band stuff tonight. We got Charlie formerly of Longtime Smartmouth for drums so we are almost there. I'm pushing for Jason formerly We Know You Are Happy for keyboards, but Kyle has reservations about both another Jason and Keyboards. So maybe he'll only play on MY 50%.

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Wednesday, February 14th, 2001
9:32 am
Being up so early is pretty cool. Theres something different about the air and the color of the sunlight. I don't know why guys want to have sex in the morning so bad but I could really go for some Valentines morning doing it time.

I was just looking at my favorite journals, some of them are not on this friends list because like I said when I made this new journal, too many people knew the other one and my friends list was out of control. I can't help putting people there and commenting on journals! I guess I'm too social.

Tonight is Ronnie's for some blood red ales. Maybe Seafaring Frank will challenge me to Valentines checkers.

Oh well.

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Tuesday, February 13th, 2001
5:51 pm
I don't have a Valentine for tomorrow, any offers? I'm not going to call Julie. That's the last thing I should do. I was even thinking about geting Bellybutton a Valentines card but she hasn't been in for a long time, maybe seh'll get a belated Valentines drink with me on St. Patricks. I would even bring her to Ronnie's. She seems like she'd be cool. She doesn't have the emo style I'm all wacked out for but she looks good in a wholesome way, a litle on the skinny side but we all have to compromise.

Works sucking but Doris liked the proj I just finished. I'll get an A for sure in that class this semester. Then its NICKOLODEAN, HERE I COME!

I'm meeting Kyle and Belinda for dinner at Joe's. Must shower and brush teeth. You never know where my next crush will be waiting...

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Monday, February 12th, 2001
12:21 pm
I added another interest so now I'm down to 19.7%

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12:17 pm
OH NO!
I just found out from Livejournal that I only have 20% in common with my former self.

That's a great start!

No, I had a lot less interests listed that's all. But still that was funny!

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11:22 am
Idiot. I M AN IDIOT.

Today is a holiday and I went to school ANYWAY. I thought it was NEXT monday but it was not, there were people on campus but my class was closed. Maybe Doris got it wrong. Anyway, it was my 6 hour print class so I've been handed a FREE DAY! Too bad I can't pass go and collect 200 bucks. So today here is my plan:

1. try to build back up my LJ friends. I havent really looked around since they did all the changes.
2. work on building CATCH US KLEE a website
3. play guitar
4. eat lunch
5. eat some snacks
6. watch cartoons
7. bitch at my roommate for being so scummy
8. nap
9. call DAD
10. think about what I want on the Catch Us Klee
album cover
11. drink bleach
12. watch MTV

anyone I know who wants to save my life can call me at home or come over in a half hour when I get some pants on.

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Sunday, February 11th, 2001
10:11 pm
Yesterday after I posted in my journal I walked down the street to the bar. I love Ronnies! I played checkers with that ex-marine old guy and he won, actuallY, I let him win because he was getting so mad at losing I was afraid he was going to have a flashback. Everybody wanted to know where my guitar was, so I promised that next week if I got off work early I would bring it. What is WRONG with that picture? I get more attention at a bar full of DRUNKARDS than my own home? Next time I'm also taking a camera because I can tell these alcholics are going to, start, uh, decending from this plane of knowladge, to the next? or something like that. ICKINGKAY THE UCKETBAY

Right so NO ONE THAT READS MY JOURNAL IN PORTLAND START GOING TO RONNIES OK? OK? It actually sucks and the people are mean. DONT GO THERE!

Work today was so shlame. SHUCKS SHARDCORE. I love my job, I really do. I love it I love it I love it, but these evenings working with onion breath are going to have to go. MAN I hate that chick. I'm going to start a campaign like that Giant has a Posse stuff that just says I HATE ONION BREATH and a big old nasty line drawing of her face. Post it ALL OVER the state. I'll do that right after I start my website about paint huffers.

KRYLON TAKE ME AWAY.

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Saturday, February 10th, 2001
11:14 pm
So I talked to my dumb brother and he's all set on the new band thing. It's close to over with the Jason's. He said I could have complete control over half the songs in the new one, but I don't know. What if his half totally suck HA HA HA! Kyle can be such a jerk about things sometime, I'm just trying to talk to him, trying to make him understand and he jumps up my ass. I talked to my Dad about it and of course my dad was just goofy as shit, it must be nice being him and not having to worry about stupid shit like this.

I talked to my printmaking teacher about the ideas I had for the album cover I'm designing. She said that she would help me with the lay out because she knows that It's important for the album. That chick loves me so much! Too bad she's a 500 year old lesbian. Anyway who would buy an album from a band that already broke up?

SHUT UP! I MEAN BESIDES ME!

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Friday, February 9th, 2001
9:40 am
I saw Gummo the other day and I forgot what a great fucking movie that was. There was so much cool imagary I don't even know where to begin. If I was going to make a movie that would be it. How stupid is that? I BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I DELETE MYSELF AGAIN!

Goddamn it I'm so sick of school. This year has got to be the worst year yet. Gripe, Gripe, Gripe. I'm sick of the chicks up here too, I'm sick of hairy legs and hairy armpits.

Kyle called and he's ready to go with another band. I've been thinking about it and I don't know anymore. I love it so much, I love making my music, but I'm not sure if it's really MY music that Kyle wants to make. I'll see Kyle tomorrow when I go to my Dad's for dinner so we'll talk about it.

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Thursday, February 8th, 2001
8:47 pm
Jason and Jason are becoming a real problem. They really don't want Catch Us Klee to be the same kind of band that Kyle and I want it to be. I want to work it out, but maybe we should just break up. I joked with Kyle about breaking up and becoming Mohammad Golly but he wasn't impressed. KYLE, get over your bad shelf.

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Tuesday, February 6th, 2001
1:25 pm
Class was cancelled today so I get some free time. It's been hectic and Kyle's getting burnt out on Catch Us Klee. We've been trying to get together stuff for a second release, but I just don't have a lot of time.

There's this kinda hot chick that comes into Photo Haus. I haven't been able to develop her pics. I hope they're of her boobs! LOL! Or ass. My mind is in the gutter lately. It's been a LONG time since I got some, I miss Julie even more when I'm frustrated, but I know that she's with someone else. I should just find someone.

WHERE ARE ALL THE CUTE LITTLE EMO CHICKS WHEN AN OLD MAN NEEDS ONE?

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Sunday, February 4th, 2001
8:13 pm
As soon as school started again I got sick. I had to take time off both jobs, I hope I can make rent. It sucks in he US that people who are TRULY ILL can't take time off and get paid for it. How the fuck else am I supposed to pay my bills? Beat off in a jar and sell it to some baby factory?

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Wednesday, January 31st, 2001
6:51 pm
WORK AND SCHOOL

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Tuesday, January 30th, 2001
2:22 pm
SCHOOL

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Monday, January 29th, 2001
6:49 pm
SCHOOL

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Saturday, January 27th, 2001
7:35 pm
Well I've been working back to back jobs the last few days and tonight is my last night to go out before school starts back up. I'm sooooooooo ready for school to start back up. I can't wait to finish this shit. DEGREE, YOU ARE IN MY NEAR FUTURE, DEGREE, YOU ARE MORE THAN A DEODERANT.

You can tell I'm in supreme stupid mode.

Anyway, Kyle, The Jason's, Felix and I are all going to paint the town purple with blue polkadots tonight. Or maybe we'll just go to a few hipster hang outs and check out the chickies. All I know is that Felix is on antibiotics so he's driving tonight and not drinking so that leaves the rest of us to drown our sorrows in da drinks. Hmmm, I'm going on the web and picking an obscure drink to ask for all night and see if I can stump the bartender at Ronnies, where you KNOW we will end up. And this time I am not letting them talk me into inviting some girls there because I have to really KNOW a girl before I start inviting them home to Ronnies!

A B C YA WOULDNT WANNA BE YA

oh wait, this is my journal I am YA.

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