Wednesday, June 11th, 2003
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12:14 am - i caved
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Tuesday, June 10th, 2003
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3:03 pm - i hope this is goodbye
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Monday, June 9th, 2003
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9:43 pm - this could be the end
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so, i am in the process of making a new journal. this one sucks, mostly because of you. so see you later.
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(club a baby seal)
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Sunday, June 8th, 2003
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11:08 pm - there comes a time in every boys life when he needs to choose
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so......this user name really sucks ass. pezking22???? didn't i get the memo that less than jake totally blows asscock???
so, should i suffer through more and stick with the name. i'm sure the name itself scares away potential girls that want to me a dapper young man like myself. but seriously...what is the first thing you think of when you hear pezking22??? i think of pimpley faced 15 year old boys. that was me, but now i am all grows up. so, in my quest to score some internet tang from someone, i think its better to reinvent myself with a new name. what do you think?
its hard to get rid of all that memories.....its been over 2 years. i think we need a change.
what do y'all think? can i score some gash with a better name?
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(28 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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Thursday, June 5th, 2003
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9:48 pm - a cause for alarm
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despite being incredible good looking, kirsten dunst has very saggy breasts. i'd still hit it. she does get extra hit points for getting with jake gyllenhaal. even if he has a sister that has a very large bush. i guess thats out of his control, but if i was him i would tell her that she needs to cut that shit down. and she should probably shy away from bad movies too.
ps....pink is one scary he/she. someone should tell her to suck less.
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(16 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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8:20 am - my class eats cock
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so yesterday in class we watched some god awful, outdated, boring video on palestinian/israeli relations. it was on 3 1/2" video tape and had to be feed to the classroom from the library. it appears mr. teacher man did not appreciate half the class leaving during the film. i understand why they left because a) it was boring and b) it served no purposes. in fact nothing in this class has a purposes becuase we don't do a god damn thing. its like high school. fuck.
anyway, at the end of class mr. teacher man goes: "i am going to take role now because everyone who left is not getting credit for being here. i say fuck them." while saying that he had his middle finger extended. he is really an asshat. i hate people who are unorganized, especially in positions of power.
so in short, san diego state is a fucking horrible school and if you are a professor there you are probably an idiot. thanks for the education.
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(29 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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8:18 am - revised
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Monday, June 2nd, 2003
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10:48 pm - i love this song
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10:09 pm - this is what its like to be alone
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my life is so pathetic that i whine about not having many friends on friendster.
see: loser, pathetic, desperate, fucktard.
i feel like ranting more.....so here is a list of rather unsavory things according to me:
-sandals wore at the same time as jeans.
-makeup, with a special hideous mention to eye shadow...ESPECIALLY GAUDY COLORED...YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN.
-highlights.
-faded ass pants.
-hats worn sideways.
-cell phones.
-anything on the following networks: abc, nbc, cbs, and fox with the noteable exception of the simpsons and 60 minutes.
-taking about sex in mixed company.
-drinking.
-not laughing when i say something funny.
-asking me what my shirt means.
-females with facial hair.
feel free to add anything you think is unsavory.
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(102 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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12:29 pm - this eats ass
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so i get to class today and it was cancelled. its not like i love close to campus. now i have shit to do all day.....fuck.
wanna be buddies?
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(5 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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Sunday, June 1st, 2003
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12:44 am - i feel so......european
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lately i had really been feeling down...no idea why. then i had ice cream at this place downtown that i had no idea existed.
being around people who drink makes me nervous...actually, if you drink, you shouldn't even read my journal. it makes me nervous. i'm on to you.
i need a dating coach.
ps........crying for attention online, always putting pictures in your journal entries, and internet popularity contests are really lame. if you do any of the following, don't read my journal.
and if you aren't legal, you probably shouldn't either...
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(26 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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Friday, May 30th, 2003
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10:37 am - question?
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how come there are never any fat dudes on the real world/road rules/frat life show, but on the sorority life show they picked the one with all the fat girls??????
i so hate college life...bring back prohibition.
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(37 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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9:18 am - the fair
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the san diego fair, formerly known as the del mar fair starts june 13th. on the 19th, weird al is going to be there. its free with admission to the fair. this is AWESOME. i love the fair. FATXXXCOREXXXGALORE!
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(5 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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Wednesday, May 28th, 2003
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10:18 pm - i put i wanted to meet girls on this thing
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8:52 pm - third act denouement
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its weird, but my good buddy just commented on how bomb this movie was...i think it just cracked my top five all time, mostlt because of this:
Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier my hair wouldn't be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that's fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more and prove myself. What if I learned Russian or something, or took up an instrument. I could speak Chinese. I'd be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short. Stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that. Just be real. Confident. Isn't that what women are attracted to? Men don't have to be attractive. But that's not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days. Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence? Maybe it's my brain chemistry. Maybe that's what's wrong with me. Bad chemistry. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help for that. But I'll still be ugly though. Nothing's going to change that.
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(2 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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Tuesday, May 27th, 2003
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12:13 am - summer was nice
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i start summer school tomorrow...i collectively have 3 weeks without class this summer. i am a fucktard. i just want to graduate already and piss my life away.
tomorrow i am renting adaptation, buying some ice cream and going in the hot tub. after class. and not in that order or at the same time
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(club a baby seal)
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Monday, May 26th, 2003
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10:38 am - my mom laughed at me
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my parents got a spa like 3 weeks ago, and i was trying to be anti. last night i went it in...except i slipped and fell in it. luckily i did not spill my soda pop. my mom laughed...a lot. as did mike and kellan. i need swimming attire that fits as well, because no one wants to see my ass.
HEY MAN, WE GOT A BEVERAGE OVER HERE!
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(12 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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Saturday, May 24th, 2003
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10:52 pm - i'll burn this place down
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Friday, May 23rd, 2003
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9:14 pm - an evening of extraordinary circumstances
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i went to knotts berry farm today. its GHETTO. disneyland is better, except this was free. free ghetto berry farms are better than most other things. i got sunburned. little girls annoy me. someone commented on my ptw shirt, which was bomb.
it bothers me to no end that i will never meet people in any sort of a conventional way. whats a brother supposed to do?
upon checking the warped tour site, i got way excited. ptw, the jaw of glass, from autumn to fran, avenged sevenfold, thr-ass, AWK!!!!, the ataris...etc etc etc. no taking back sunday because the one dude can't keep his junk in his pants, not that i can blame him. i love warped tour more than pussy, but mr. tbs doesn't.
the other day at work all the stuff we were pricing was in moth balls and it hurt my chest upon inhalation. bad news.
i need to eat cinnamon, protein bars, and powdered butter replacement to get in better shape...so says super rad 24 hour fitness trainer. he has known me all of 15 minutes and thought i was gay. coincedence?
like it would be any easier for me to find dudes to fuck?
boy did matt skiba fuck up his voice...STOP DRINKING AND DOING COKE BRAH!
hey mike, the american stumpmare/every time i die show is tuesday at the che...we would have to get there super early to get in...whatever.
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(6 clubbed baby seals | club a baby seal)
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Thursday, May 22nd, 2003
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7:48 am - this is a mission statement
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to whom it may concern,
please do not use a jackhammer outside my window at 7:30 in the morning. i would rather be sleeping. next time you do this, you get face punched. thanks.
love andy.
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(club a baby seal)
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