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Thursday, February 17th, 2005
1:25 pm - Nikki will love this one.

Your Celebrity Sisters Are Mary-Kate and Ashley


Funky, eccentric, and offbeat
You're not a good girl or a bad girl, just a weird girl



Who Are Your Celebrity Sisters? Take This Quiz :-)




Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.





And just for good measure, Emily's survey:

1. What time do you get up? I'm not really sure at this point because I have set my alarm clock retardedly fast and don't look at the real time until I realize just how late it is and dash out the door... I would guess around 6:30?
2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? the Phantom!
3. Gold or silver? silver, white gold or platinum usually
4. What was the last show you saw at the cinema? Phantom of the Opera (a zillion times!)
5. Favorite TV show? Jeopardy, American Idol if I'm in the mood.
6. What did you have for breakfeast? Kashi with soy milk and a glass of orange juice
7. Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Barry Manilow
8. What is your middle name? Anne
9. Beach, city, or country? can't the beach be city or country? I'd say seaside city
10. Favorite ice cream? green tea or red bean
11. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn? any kind except caramel. Too sweet.
12. What's your sign? Aries
13. Favorite sandwich? turkey/green apple
14. What characteristic(s) do you despise? stupidity, boringness, retardedly horny
15. What's your favorite flower? orchids
16. If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go? Morocco, Bali, Fiji; hell, I'd go about anywhere if given the opportunity, though.
17. What color is your bathroom? baby blue and white
18. What's your favorite brand of clothing? Guess
19. Where would you retire to? somewhere hot year round with awesome beaches, small enough that I could take my bike or boat anywhere I needed to go and forego having a car.
20. What's your favorite day of the week? Saturday
21. What did you do for your last birthday? Nikki and Shelburne surprised me with a party at my place after I was shopping all day with Nikki! I was pretty freaked out. Drank a lot of that strawberry TGI Fridays alcoholic milkshakey goodness and I think we all went to Art Bar and shook our tooshes afterward.
22. Where were you born? DuBois, PA (pronounced Do Boys, not Doobwah)
23. Favorite sport to watch? gymnastics, dance
24. What're three important characteristics you look for in a friend? interesting, intelligent, respectful
25. In a lover? all of the above and good in the sack (and a zillion other qualities we won't go into)
26. What fabric detergent do you use? Purex
27. Coke or Pepsi? I try to stay away from carbonated, caffeinated beverages.
28. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Both. I think I'm most tired in the middle of the afternoon
29. What's your shoe size? somewhere between a 6 1/2 and an 8!
30. Do you have any pets? Yes, the white, deaf hellcat, "Zeke, you shit!"
31. What do you think is the coolest thing about you? my inability to take myself seriously
32. What do you think is the worst thing about you? my anger management issues, hahahaha
33. What do you think is the best part of your body? probably my face
34. What do you think is the worst part of your body? legs - they're short and too muscular!
35. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? cheekbones/jaw structure, laugh lines (probably why I am usually attracted to older men)

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Saturday, February 12th, 2005
12:14 pm - Quizzies from the Nikki
That does it, I'm going on a diet:

Maine Coon
You are a Maine Coon! You are larger than life, a
gentle giant. You are independent, but very
affectionate with your friends and family.


What breed of cat are you?
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I hate you so bad
you are the "I hate you so bad" happy
bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your
not ashamed of it.


which happy bunny are you?
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Eye
~*~Beautiful Soul~*~
You're the type of person who is loving, giving,
sweet, generous, genuine, and optimistic. You
see the beauty around you and you admire it for
its faults, as well as perfections. Most likely
a dreamer, you are highly respected and liked.
People like to be around you because you make
them happy. You have a wonderful personality
and you're beautiful inside and out!


Please Rate or message me! Thank you for taking my
quiz! XoXo <3 Lana


You're Beautiful...but why? ( PICS)
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Hecate
Hecate


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are Y

kitsune
Though they rarely caused mankind any serious harm,
these Japanese fox spirits known as kitsune
were well known for playing tricks on people
and could be a real nuisance. They possessed
the ability to transform into any creature,
though they would often retain their fox tail.
One could easily determine the age and level of
maturity of a kitsune by counting it's tails;
An immature, rambunctious kitsune would have
very few tails, while a wise and powerful one
would have as many as nine.

As a kitsune, you are clever, sensual, beautiful,
mysterious and effeminate (even if you are a
guy). You are also somewhat sneaky and like to
pull pranks on people, but otherwise you are
very pleasurable to be around.



Who is your inner Shapeshifter?
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ou ??

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Tuesday, February 8th, 2005
8:15 am
Tuesday again! Dating Tips for the Socially Inept: Give the gift that keeps on giving this VD.

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Sunday, February 6th, 2005
11:08 am
Oh yeah, and I just put up the pictures from Key West... Check them out if you wanna...

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10:57 am - Meet Zeke!


He loves to chase the mouse on the screen while I'm goofing on the computer. He is FULL OF EVIL and deaf, so it makes absolutely no difference when I say BAD KITTY!!!!

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Thursday, February 3rd, 2005
9:49 am - Yay surprises
I got a package yesterday - was kind of surprised because I hadn't ordered anything. In said package: a pair of 14K gold heart-shaped peridot earrings. There was a note inside that said something like "Consider this a prelude to the diamond earrings. Jeff."

I'm not usually a fan of yellow gold, but these look really pretty with my hair and my eyeballs, so I won't complain! It was so sweet of him. He's heading to Hawaii now, so I barely had time to thank him before he left.

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Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
12:52 pm
Tuesday again! Check out today's column: Dating Tips for the Socially Inept: Avoid the Horrors of VD!

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Sunday, January 30th, 2005
11:00 am
hehehe! And I love the movie Adaptation...

Which flower are you?

Orchid

You have an exotic beauty. Many people long to be like you.

Personality Test Results

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Friday, January 21st, 2005
7:07 pm
Ganked from Nikki

Haiku by jesebel
i'm sneaky like that
check out my dating column
on sic productions
Username:
Haiku! by Hutta.



Alright, guys, I know I just use the journal for shameless pimpage (check out the column). But I promise I'll do better (it makes Brian look like more of a jackass when my column gets almost four times the hits his does) and actually update with stuff OTHER than column (I have lots of great new ideas!). For example, I am going to check out a poet with a slide projector tonight (and write Tuesday's column sometime this weekend when I get around to it...)

In the meantime, check out some of my handiwork...

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Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
10:23 am - Disturbing statistics
I'm working on my first grant - I am pretty excited! If I get approved, the Sisters of Charity (yes, Mark and I met with nuns, which is ridiculous if you know Mark) will be giving us a significant sum of money to carry out a program. Mark's given me the freedom to come up with the entire program - which is flattering and overwhelming at the same time because I have never written a grant before! Right now it's looking like the program will involve providing free mental-health screenings to people in underserved mental health areas (this is most of SC, believe it or not - we might have to cut it down because it won't be that much money) and referring them a doctor at the closest mental health facility if needed. If they need a referral, part of the program will also be to provide transportation if needed.

At any rate, I've had to do a bit of research for the grant so I can present the proposal to the rest of the office before I start the application process. And I, of course have gotten distracted on the US Census website, like I always have. So I present to you some really freaking disturbing numbers:

S.C. Average Earnings by race, educational attainment & sex 1990 (I'm shortening this a bit)

Less than ninth grade education
Black man (BM): 12,281
Black woman (BW): 6,996
White man (WM): 16,933
White woman (WW): 9,426

High school/GED
BM: 13,635
BW: 11,049
WM: 24,604
WW: 13,084

Bachelor of Arts
BM: 25,858
BW: 18,093
WM: 38,863
WW: 18,800

Professional degree
BM: 32,360
BW: 24,162
WM: 62,271
WW: 30,535

Welcome to South Carolina, land of the white man!!! Usually almost DOUBLE the income of everyone else. Sad. White men, come one, come all! You know, considering how expensive having a baby is and how many women have babies without a white man to help them out, how in the fuck does all of that work out? I WANT A GOOD JUSTIFICATION!!!

(There wasn't a good recent table, but I did find that in 2003, the average income for males with a BA was 47,210 and females with a BA 31,007. The rest of the education levels were there, too, but that figure's par for the course.)

current mood: angry

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Thursday, January 13th, 2005
2:19 pm - Slow day at work, quizzy quizzy quiz quiz...
Oh yeah, this site is ridiculously girly, by the way...

Cut to silly quizzies )

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Friday, January 7th, 2005
12:53 pm - The [sic] bet
Argh, I was silly and made a long-term bet: basically, if The Phantom of the Opera doesn't make back its production costs, I have to do a sexy promo photo shoot for [sic] and run a photo on the main site for a week. If it does, Brian will have to do the same, hahahahahaha. So everyone go out and see The Phantom of the Opera as many times as you can so we can splash Brian's fuzzy-ass body all over the internet!!!

current mood: silly

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Wednesday, January 5th, 2005
8:33 pm - Happy 2005 everybody!

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Tuesday, January 4th, 2005
11:30 am - Why hello there!
Happy New Year, Livejournal. Ah, I know I have been slack. I know I neglect you. But everyone who's on my Friends page gets read - have no doubt of that! Hell, sometimes I even explore other people's friends pages just 'cause I'm sneaky like that.

Check out my dating column on [sic] productions; it drops on Tuesdays unless the mods are being slackasses. This week's column: Gifts to say I Loathe You.

Thus far, a great 2005. An exciting, swashbuckling, and psychotic New Year. Lots of time with my dear, dear friends. The Phantom of the Opera. A possible promotion (I haven't officially accepted it yet, but I am pretty sure I am going to). Yes, I think this will be a beautiful and magical year, a year of promise, a year of growth. And I've already taken steps to keep my New Years resolution of making less waste at that oh-so-special time of the month. I know it sounds like a crazy resolution, but I feel an overwhelming sense of guilt every time I empty an trashcan overfilled with non-biodegradable products after FIVE DAYS. Plus, right now, if you buy The Keeper (which I have bought; I am a little freaked out by the concept, but I've been curious for years and finally decided to bite the bullet) or Many Moons washable pads, they're donating to Tsunami relief funds including the Red Cross. I got the deal where you can get one of the mini pads for $3 with the order of a Keeper... Like I said, I'm a little freaked out, but I'm thrilled about doing my part not to produce so much trash. Plus, everywhere I've read says that it's MUCH better on a woman's body.

So yeah, that's where I am at the moment. Happy trails, everyone!

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Friday, December 10th, 2004
1:04 pm
Three Rivers music festival is actually considering some *good* artists this year! There's an extensive list, and you can vote for three artists to perform at the festival. Kickass.

Vote here!

You know how Three Rivers has gone downhill the past few years? Now maybe it'll actually be good and make some money! So vote. But don't vote for anyone who sucks, or I'll come after you.

In other music news, I am going to see Elton John in March! I love heem. And I am going with Casey's girlfriend, Amber - it's her first concert ever, and it's just the two of us (Casey's not a big Elton John fan, needless to say). So I'm really excited about the show and thrilled that she's finally showing me some personality besides "Casey's excessively clingy hometown honey."

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Tuesday, December 7th, 2004
11:14 am
Alright, check out this week's column that the bastards didn't even title!

I'm thinking about just stopping writing them...feeling quite underappreciated!

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Tuesday, November 30th, 2004
10:03 am
Today's column: Social Experiment: A Day in the Life of a Sociopath wasn't supposed to be posted as part of the normal dating column, but people (a.k.a. "Remy" and "Jax") are just lazy when they aren't posting their own work.

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Monday, November 29th, 2004
12:23 pm
Shane, the Eastern seaboard hasn't fallen off the face of the earth, I promise! I had a very busy weekend, what with Thanksgiving, seeing an ex-love in an ex-hometown, being asked on a Caribbean cruise with yet another blue-eyed Navy boy, and being told that someone wants to suck my brain out through my nose and store it in a jar and eat my face...in a loving way. Beauty. My phone doesn't work anywhere so balls in the woods. I love you and will talk to you soon. Sprint sucks; you don't still have it, do you?

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Wednesday, November 24th, 2004
11:14 am - pimpage!!!
Check out the artist for Expulse 1!!!

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Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004
10:48 am - Tuesday!
Dating Tips for the Socially Inept: the belletrist manifesto, part 2

P.S. He's a dickweed just like the rest of 'em.

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