Invaliddork in Bad Blood Loss

In this powerfully stated rollercoaster, invaliddork (Vin Diesel) is an undercover FBI agent with a passion for justice. He elects to track down evol79 (Antonio Banderas) before his nemesis, cherrychapstick (Heather Graham), brainwashes him. Following a chain of very obvious clues, he makes his presence known at Cherrychapstick's fortress. The action movie of the week!

Produced by ianiceboy

Longwave/The Strangest Things
Yeah Yeah Yeah's/Fever To Tell
Mogwai/Happy Songs For Happy People
Deftones/Minerva
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks/Pig Lib
Pretty Girls Make Graves (I'm not a huge fan of this but it's a good album)
Yo La Tengo/Summer Sun
The Rapture/Echoes
The Mars Volta/can't think of the name of the album right now

So there you have it...I am probably leaving out a few but I have to get ready for work.

-Donkey Smell

Well it's 2004 now. I think it's going to be a good year. I mean how can "the year of the monkey" be a bad year? I guess anything's possible. School starts back Thursday, and god am I dreading it. The classes I'm taking are going to be interesting but one of the teachers I have two classes with is so fucking boring. He's one of the easiest teachers in the Sociology department but his lectures are so boring I'm not sure I'm to be able to handle him. Well, I don't have a choice, I have to have the classes I just wish Dr. Laconte was teaching those classes.

I've been reading a lot of Noam Chomsky lately. I finished "Hegemony or Survival: America's Quest for Global Dominance" in 4 days and have started on "The Chomsky Reader". So if you all thought I was cynical before, just wait until I've finished reading that. And everyone should read both those books, and open you're third eye.

Classes I'm taking next semester:
Marriage and Family
Religion and Society
Communication Ethics
Juvenile Deliquency
-and a few others I have decided about yet.

Well there you go, it's an update of sorts from invaliddork's chain gang library.

Date:	2003-12-30 22:22
Subject:	There is a heavy thundershit headed our way. Umbrellas are useless against the power of thundeshit
Security:	Public
Mood:	contemplative
Music:	Nothing.

Oh decisions, decisions. Do I go to B-ham and see Vesper, probably get drunk and almost get arrested to ring in the new year? or hang out in J-ville, probably get drunk, almost get arrested, and hang out with great friends? God damnit!

In other news, somehow someway I seem to be involved in drama. Well I'm not really involved (b/c I am immune to drama and all it's effects) but there is drama that has to do with me. For someone that hates drama so much, I sure do seem to pick the women that drama encircles. Oh the irony of it all.

And now to go deal (not that it's neccesarily a bad thing, as long as she's not drunk) with said woman.

-Donkey Smell

So I made a journey to Little Five points today to go record shopping. I love Wax and Facts. I boughts.

The Stooges - Funhouse
Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Slow Riot
Fugazi - Repeater
Pylon - Chomp
Pylon - Gyrate
Shellac - At Action Park

God I love dropping $80 at record stores. Vinyl is my best friend.

-Donkey Smell

Well Chrimus was Chrimus. I think everyone pretty much knows what a chrimus eve entails, so I won't go into great detail except to say that: it was odd to be at my mother's house and my stepdad not be there. Something just didn't feel right. Today was the first time it ever really bothered me, b/c I could tell my mother was very sad (even though she is great at hiding it). And then to top it all off, my sister comes back from visiting him, and tells me not to bother to go over there b/c he didn't get me anything, and immediately that sad feeling went away and was replaced by anger and resentment and I spent the rest of Chrimus dinner thinking of all the things that bastard had ever done to me, trying really hard to think of the good things; there are just not that many. I almost cried. I haven't cried in years.

Whatever happened to that tingly feeling we used to get like 3 weeks before chrimus? It used to be so exciting and mysterious and fun. Now it's just another day in the viscious cycle.

God I know this is depressing and I apologize if I have ruined your Chrimus spirit (or whatever). Believe it or not I've had a good Chrimus, I just feel so bad for my mother.

To be alone for the second time in your life at the age of 51, with breast cancer that comes and goes like a fart in the wind. And she still manages to have a smile on her face, the house is spotless and decked out in full christmas regalia. I just want to hug her and tell her everything is going to be alright, but everything isn't alright and never will be.

I wish I had the money to buy her a two week cruise or something crazy like that, because she deserves it more than anyone I've ever met in my entire life.

Merry Christmas

Mogwai/ Happy Songs for Happy People
Longwave/ The Strangest Things
Yeah Yeah Yeahs/ Fever To Tell
Yo La Tengo/ Summer Sun
Defones/ Minerva
Pretty Girls Make Graves/ The New Romance
The Shins
The Strokes


It's said that I can't even think of 10. But I will figure it out and post the official list later.

Don't you hate it when some dumb ass bitch tells your friends that you are a meth dealer? I mean for the fuck sake! Me, a meth dealer? God I hate delusional women, that love to cause drama.

That is all for now, I just had to get that off my chest.

That's right Gary is back. That's such a great picture.

The last 4 days were, shall we say, interesting. I'm too stoned to type so I will update later.

-Donkey Smell

Vernon is a false prophet. Buddha Bubba's the real man.

Rain King ensures there's nowhere to go
It's jet stream, daydream, cocksure hard luck show
His lips a fountain
His daylight sparks
He's a shotgun, schoolyard, street-wise, white-hot kid
Little whipcream, phone call, breakdown, Rain King fist
His mind a countdown
His daydream sparks

I need three years to clear these thoughts, hey
I like to say I knew one true thing
It feels like years and all I've done is fought
And not turned up, anything

Little black, take roll and roll, over my bed
I'm waiting here for, some reality crease
There's one big deadend, in my head
And not a moment of peace

Crossfire, Rain King, with his cadillac, kid
Marries every dictionary from his chain-yard bliss
His lips a fountain
His daylight sparks
He's got a shot in his kick forging the real, when
He's a steel drum, wedding ring, Pontiac door knob ten
His mind a countdown
His daylight sparks

Hung up on a speed king nation, caught up on a nail
Hanging tight with time, at least, a little while
Your sister is a beauty when she's naked, like my kid
I hear this world, cool world, dreaming of a peaceful kiss

God damnit I love Sonic Youth and Lee Ranaldo. Those lyrics pretty much sum everything up, so there you go.

-Donkey Smell

There is such a fine line between sanity and insanity. Who are we to judge one as being insane. Maybe they are the ones evolving and their brain just isn't ready to handle yet. They just need a few more generations. I can't wait.

Yeah.

-Donkey Smell

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

What a strange month November was. I wouldn't even know where to begin so I won't bother you with any of it.

I find myself caught between the man I unfortunately am, and the man I long to be. Something's missing. Where's the key? Did I turn the oven off?

I find myself caught between a future I've always dreamed of, and my destiny as a long lost could've been.

Are you a God? by Demonac
Name:
God/Goddess type:	God of Mercy
Worshippers:	Proletarians
They show devotion by:	Proposing nuissance legislation
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

"If there's a word for you, it doesn't mean anything."

"It's hard to believe that after all this time, that after all this I'm still me."

Learning to be human, there's a price to pay. What the fuck am I doing stuck in the same damn place? I'm in the middle, turning the wheel, trying to win this fucking rat race. Yearning to be human, I gotta start all over again. Born again to fall asleep and dream the dream of life, under the illusion that pleasure causes pain.

It's been a long few months for anyone that might care. I'm not going to go into great detail b/c I can't imagine anyone would care enough or be bored enough to read all about it.

The only thing that's been halfway decent has been the band and it's progress is slowly declining. We're about to hit a wall and won't be able to go any further without a singer. Oh well, hitting a wall, what else is new?

This has been a great day. I haven't done a damn thing except a shitload of laundry and EAT ALOT! I love coming home. I wish I could move back here.

I wish a lot of things.

"I wanna see movies of my dreams"

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the Cartoon Network still plays reruns of The
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Plate Six, Dan Sartain, and Model Citizen at the 1213 in Anniston Saturday = rockin' your mama's panties off. I've seen all the bands before but I can't wait to see Plate Six at a smaller venue. Don't get me wrong seeing them open for Fugazi at Sloss Furnace was great but an all ages venue that only holds about 50 people fits their aesthetic a little more. I just hope Dan Sartain plays 'boxcutter in my boot'.

I plan on talking to God again this weekend. Or maybe it's just that voice in my head that seems to have all the answers.

"God's in a cows' ass!" - Bill Hicks

I went to my Deviant Behavior class for the first time in a month today. And to my amazement because of my nightly reading due to insomnia I am still way ahead of the class. It's midterm and we haven't even had a test yet, god I love Dr. Friery.

More post later

-Donkey Smell

The plan was to go to the 92J Benefit at Brother's and stay for 30 minutes. See I had to go b/c I work there. But instead I picked Matt D up at Cooter Browns and we went to Brothers and got DRUNK! Any of you that know me know that I don't drink very often so you can imagine the craziness that ensued. Matt D and I and Nathan and Jesse and Rusty at Brothers with a bunch of shitty ass bands playing drunk off of our asses. We hung out on the roof of Brothers for about 30 minutes. It was an enjoyable evening for all.

Interpol was excellent last Thursday. One of the loudest shows I've ever been to in the history of what would be known as my life. I enjoyed better than the time I saw them at the 40 Watt last March.

Anywho I have to go. Take it greasy!

Interpol is tonight. I can't wait. I need a show more than anything right now.

I thought I made and 'A' on the Spanish test last week, but it turns out I made a 'D'. Don't you love it when you study your ass off and still do poorly. At least if I didn't study I would have an excuse.

Oh well it's time to rock your mama's panties off.

-Donkey Smell

Date:	2003-10-04 15:47
Subject:	It's Saturday again...wasn't it Saturday last Saturday?
Security:	Public
Mood:	drained
Music:	The Rapture - Out of the races and onto the tracks

My pickup line is:

Hi, I find you very attractive. Want my number?

what's your pickup line? | mewing.net. hey, baby.

I think Cave Spring is the yard sale capital of the world. On the way to Rome this morning I swear I must have passed at least 10 yard sales within the Cave Spring city limit. I don't know if today is National Yard Sale day and I am just not informed or what. It's too bad I'm in an extremely anti-social mood today or I would have stopped. I just didn't feel like dealing with backwoods people that could have been in 'Deliverance'. I'm sure they are great people once you get to know them but I couldn't mingle with them today.

In other news, I think I did well on my Spanish test. I won't know for a week or so but I'm confident that I didn't fail it.

I have a Sociological Methods test Tuesday and a paper about Social Constructionism and how it evolved from the Labeling Theory due Thursday. So basically what I'm saying is...this weekend and next week aren't going to be great.

But we do have practice with Chad tomorrow for the first time which (hopefully) will make everything okay.