Sloth Fratelli's LiveJournal

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Subject:	Think fast - Think FedEx
Time:	11:38 pm.
Mood:	ecstatic.

FedEx Ground. Thinking about some fast cash and help with college? Join the fast-paced FedEx Ground team as a part-time Package Handler. You'll work up a sweat. And in return, get a weekly paycheck, tuition assistance and more.

PT PACKAGE
HANDLERS

Qualifications:
* 18 years or older
* Must be able to lift 50 lbs.
* Ability to load, unload, sort packages
* Part-time, 5-day week: M-F, 2am-7am
* 10-key skills a plus

Apply in person, M-F, 8am-11am, at our facility:
7745 W. Arab Drive
Olympia, WA 98501

Women and minorities are
encouraged to apply.

Sounds excellent. I think I'll stop buy Monday
=)

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Subject:	hotmail.com
Time:	12:41 am.
Mood:	tired.

I've had my e-mail account with hotmail since I was 13 or so (That's why it's a stupid fucking name like beeyatch2@hotmail.com) Anyways, I was bored so I went through all my files. I found stuff like:

1) One e-mail from Fugly.com telling me to re-take a bigger jaw surgery picture of me. =( They were gonna post it up.

2) Lots from Jeremy Fulls. =( I never EVER talk to him anymore. How sad. I miss Fulls.

3) One e-mail from my brother telling me to call him. Why the fuck would I save that? ... I guess it's because it's the only time he's ever e-mailed me.

4) Lots of other stupid and random shit.

I deleted it all.

G-night

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Subject:	HOW FUCKING AWESOME!
Time:	3:20 pm.
Mood:	crushed.

OK, like 30 minutes ago it started STORMING and I ran outside to bring Patches in (my bunny) So I'm outside getting soaked and he's no where to be found... "Hmm", I think.. Then, while calling his name I bring in the lawn mower and all the tools that have been left outside (CAUSE IT HASN'T BEEN RAINING) Anywho, now 20 minutes have past and he's still no where to be found. =( I wonder if he just ran somewhere for shelter? BUT, I checked all the places he hides. =( I hope the fireworks haven't scared him to death.

Alright, well I am off to look some more. I can't sit while my bunny wunny is somewhere scared/wet.

=(*cry*

P.S. Nice fucking 4th, huh? =( I am not seeing any fireworks. Tonight is movie night.

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Subject:	USA
Time:	10:42 am.
Mood:	flirty.
Music:	Lard.

Last night Paul and I met up with Erin, Joel, Kelly and Sean to see the "3rd of July" fireworks. It was a little fun. We got there, circled around FOREVER (fuck those people using parking spaces for their chairs) anyways, after parking we met up with everyone and ended up sitting on the cement. The display was good but I was cold and my legs fell asleep. Ah, well.

I guess tonight Kelly is going to have a party at her house? Kelly has good parties. =)
First we have to meet Paul's parents so we can eat. Then see the fireworks (where??) Everyone has asked us to go everywhere.. but we haven't decided. Maybe Tumwater hill? Maybe downtown with Kelly? WHO THE HELL KNOWS.
Maybe we'll just watch "Uncle Sam" and sit on our roof?

Happy 4th, suckas.

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Subject:	boo
Time:	10:39 pm.
Mood:	giddy.

I have been an asshole non-stop for a while now. I think it's totally hilarius. Seriously, making fun of people in wheel chairs is a riot. (don't deny)
~
Today I went up to Ken's place again (Ken's my cousin's boss, yadda yadda) Anyways, he's making it pretty nice.. And I helped decorate. Holy shit. He is going all the way out on making it "manly" it's fucking awesome, let me tell you. He has 30 guns hanging on the wall, ship pictures, deer horns, animal skulls and lots of other neat shit.
In this built in shelving unit that you can view from the kitchen/living room he has empty tequila bottles and fucking beer steins. and in this other viewing cupboard he has John Wayne plates. His only "girly touch" would be his candles in these snazzy crystal holders. (nice)

~
Well, I haven't watched Sex for a while. I'm getting withdrawals.

bYE

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Subject:	Get this party started
Time:	11:53 am.
Mood:	hungry.

Let's see.. After workin' I came back home and got in our little pool Paul bought.. It was $100.00 .. Yeah, what a rip off huh? But target is so fucking stupid.. I don't see why they (or any other store)don't restock pools. I mean, I know it's seasonal shit but still.. It's only June and all they had left was $300.00 pools, ONE $100.00 pool and one of the $10.99 pools.. So yeah.. we didn't want the 2 ring blow up one so he bought the snazzy Aero pool. It's fun times though.. Serves it's purpose.

I need new clothes super fucking bad.. I haven't boughten clothes in YEARS I swear.. So fuck fuck fuck.. I think I am going to blow some money and buy me something nice.. I WAS thinking the Goodwill.. but fuck that.. I hate going through every fucking rack and then I end up not finding shit anyways. SO.. Dumpster values? I like that store.. Last time I was there I purchased my new Kate Spade bag.

The other day I bought Sex and the City season 3. I've already seen all of season 1.. (I need to buy it) Yeah, I am so addicted. I told Ivy that I bought it and she was like "What the fuck.. You haven't seen season 2 yet!" but ONLY 3 was at Costco..do you think I am going to pass it up? GOD NO! Especially when it was only $30.00

Ok enough typies. Bye

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Subject:	Do you really want to hurt me?
Time:	12:20 pm.
Mood:	disappointed.
Music:	Boy George.

Yesterday I got my teeth cleaned.. The stupid bitch taking my X-rays was complaining about my lip ring being in the way. I said "Alright, if you don't want it in give me some fucking pliers.." and she said "Can't you slide it out? IT'S IN THE WAY" and I said "NO, IT'S SEAMLESS MEANING I CAN NOT WITH OUT SOME PLIERS" So she bitches some more and then my hygienist walks in and goes "It's fine.. she just needs to hold it to the side" So I do that and everything is fucking fine until the bitch walks back in the room (to take off the led vest) and was like "YOU KNOW!@#(! You shouldn't have a lip ring.. it takes off your tooth enamel" and I went "oh, yeah? Well I have had it for two years, lady.. has it done anything? *shows teeth*" Then she shut the fuck up.

I haven't hung out with friends for a while now.. I think I will call some of them.. Oh, and I can't wait until Teeter comes back so Heather and I can hang out with him =D

AND yesterday I went to Ken's house (Ken is my cousin's boss who paints) and anyway.. he is going through a divorce so he needed to get a place asap. so he bought this little single-wide mobile home on Summit Lake.. He didn't even look at it before he bought it.. It was a fucking MESS.. So Lori and I went up there to take a look see and yeah.. it's very fucked.. so I kinda volunteered to clean it. =(

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Subject:	You need to get this song...
Time:	10:10 am.
Mood:	creative.
Music:	SOS band - Take your time do it right..

Ooh [Let’s do it], babe, take your time
[Let’s do it] come on, baby
Ooh [Let’s do it], babe, take your time
[Let’s do it]

You know you ought to slow down
You’ve been working too hard and that’s a fact
Sit back and relax awhile
Take some time to laugh and smile

Lay your heavy load down
So we can stop and kick back
It seems we never take the time to do
All the things we want to, yeah

Now baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight
Baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight

Baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight
Baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight

The love I feel for you
You feel for me
One life is all we have to live
Our love is all we have to give

There are so many things for us
To do and see, yeah
Let’s take some time to be alone
Lock the door, pull out the phone, yeah

Now baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight
Baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight

Baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight
Baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight

Take your time
Take the time
Take the time

Take your time [Take your time, take your time], ooh, ooh, baby
Take your time [Take your time, baby, take your time]
Take your time [Take your time, take your time]
Take your time [Take your time, baby, take your time]

Take your time [Take your time, take your time]
Take your time [Take your time, baby, take your time]
Take your time [Take your time, take your time], ooh, baby
Take your time [Take your time, baby, take your time]

Take your time [Take your time]

Take your time, ooh, baby
Take your time if it takes all night
You can do it, you can do it, you can do it alright
You can do it, you can do it to the early morning light
You can do it, come on, baby, you can do it all night
Take your time, come on, baby let’s do it, do it right
Take your time, baby, if it takes all night
You can do it, you can do it, come on let’s do it, do it right
Take your time, oh baby, come on let’s do, let’s do, let’s do it all night
Ooh baby, you can do it, do it right
Take your time let’s do it, if it takes all night
Come on, baby, let’s do it till the early morning light

Let’s do it, let’s do it [Let’s do it] let’s do it, do it right
Come on, baby, let’s do it, [Let’s do it] if it takes all night
Come on, baby, let’s do it, [Let’s do it] let’s do it, do it right
Come on, honey, let’s do it, [Let’s do it] if it takes all night

Let’s do it, let’s do it [Let’s do it] let’s do it, do it right
Come on, baby, let’s do it [Let’s do it] if it takes all night
Come on, honey, let’s do it [Let’s do it] let’s do it tonight
We can do it, we can do it [Let’s do it] let’s do it, do it right

Baby, we can do it, take your time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight
Baby, we can do it, take your time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight

Baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby, do it tonight
Now baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby, come on do it tonight

Baby, we can do it, take the time, do it right

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Subject:	A nice little song to start my day.
Time:	10:44 am.
Mood:	dorky.
Music:	Spandau ballet - True.

So true funny how it seems
always in time, but never in line for dreams
Head over heels when toe to toe
This is the sound of my soul,
this is the sound
I bought a ticket to the world,
but now I've come back again
Why do I find it hard to write the next line
Oh I want the truth to be said

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true

With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun
Listening to Marvin (all night long)
This is the sound of my soul,
this is the sound

Always slipping from my hands,
sand's a time of its own
Take your seaside arms and write the next line
Oh I want the truth to be known

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true

I bought a ticket to the world,
but now I've come back again
Why do I find it hard to write the next line
Oh I want the truth to be said

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true
This much is true
I know, I know, I know this much is true

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Subject:	SO FUCKING TRUE!
Time:	10:02 am.
Mood:	horny.

i am

what sexual performer are you?

you are perverted. in a way. not only do you celebrate excess but you find ways of making everything exquisite. you like pool parties, lots of skin and other gatherings that turn into bachanallian bliss. you're a humanist with near inhuman carnal desires. more often than not you're breed are predicted to rot in hell, so sayeth television evangelists. satan reserves a seat for you.

you won't demure from an orgy if invited and you never cease the search for new contorted bodily pleasures. the party-animal in you could smell the scent of sex from a mile. you say yes to occasional bdsm and say no to bestiality. you are not that low.

oral sex? you like it porn style.

sexual positions? you can write kama sutra variations every year.

I am not that bad, honestly... .But I do have a collection of de Pr0n.

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Subject:	Late update.
Time:	4:38 pm.
Mood:	confused.

I ended up going to the Antique road show. It was pretty fun. =)

Paul, Cinder and I went to the dive-in in Shelton. We saw Spider-Man (our second time now) and Enough. I had the best time of my life. =D

I've been thinking about thinking.. .. I think I am going to go to college full time and work part-time. I dunno.. My bro said he'd pay for my college so my part-time job would be for the billz and such.

I have been at my Granny's for two days. TV is a load of shit. I only have one channel and I end up watching it for a while and enjoying the shows that air but when I go to my Granny's I can't find shit ON and they have like 2938 channels. I ended up watching "BIRTH DAY" and "A baby story" and some other birthing shows.
Giving birth does not look like fun .. at ALL
yeah, and I also watched "Brandy's: " a special delivery" or some shit and it turns out she is a big dumb spoiled bitch. I hope her baby turns out retarded. =(