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| User: | smitty99 (1112) | |
| Name: | Chris | |
| Website: | My New Account | |
| Location: | Macomb, Illinois, United States | |
| Birthdate: | 1981-08-01 | |
| AOL IM: |  Smittyl99 (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |
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| Bio: | Okay time fo fill this iddy biddy widdle box on my userinfo page. I'm a student at Western Illinois University, where I study computer science for the moment, but that'll likely change to something more fun like broadcasting. I like the majority of the stuff in my interest list below, so it's a good place to get an idea on where I stand on a subject. On many topics...you could probably call me a libertarian with Christian beliefs. Drug legalization? sure. All that stuff, it's all good. Let people do things if they want to, especially if it only effects themselves. If I think it's wrong, I think it's wrong. Nothing more, nothing less. Personal freedom is important. Why? Well, people look at the modern US as a Christian society. It's slowly going another direction. When Christianity becomes the minority, I still want to be treated fairly. Golden rule, got it? Anything else I should put in here? Let me know. tech punk art fuck geek rock hard core spaz attack (all that and a four-slice toaster) The below I did not write, yet every word is true: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. | |
| Memories: | 9 entries | |
| Interests: | 100: 802.11, 802.3, a perfect circle, acting, adrian belew, american beauty, anime, apc, beos, bjork, black, black eyeliner, blümchen, broadband, caffeine, chai, chinese, chinese food, chix0rz, chrono cross, cornerstone, cornerstone music festival, cowboy bebop, depeche mode, discounts, dvds, electronica, ethernet, euro-pop, eyeliner, fear, fire, fireworks, flood, freebies, fun, futurama, garbage, get fuzzy, green tea, harley quinn, hate, hax0ring, hot chocolate, hum, insanity, joy electric, kubrick, leon, life, love, macintoshes, macs, marshmallows, mp3s, music, neon, nin, nine inch nails, nipples, nirvana, not school, ntoskrnl.exe, over the rhine, photography, placebo, plastiqmusiq, poetry, pyrotechnics, radiohead, religion, revolution, security, self-destruction, sheryl crow, sinfest, sleep, sleeping, sleeping at last, smashing pumpkins, solaris, stage tech, stanley kubrick, summer, sunny day real estate, system of a down, tea, tech, the cars, the professional, the simpsons, the smashing pumpkins, theatre, tim burton, tool, tori amos, warmth, weezer, x-10, x10. [Modify yours] | |
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| Friend of: | 14: angpang, dawn121, dethbunny, fallen, lena1130, muffnxcore, myth2max, penguinboy, rj_bastard, skywalkerchick, suppafly, tee_heee, thefairjuliet, www_laverne_com | |
| Member of: | 13: alivejournal, cheesefactory, christianmusic, depression, everyone, linkwhore, macintosh, macosx, ok_computer, rawk, sexy_bitch, wang, wiu | |
| Account type: | Early Adopter | |
