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- Wed, February 9th, 2005 -


SMPTE|9:00:00:00
Now it sounds like they're cutting down trees.

Thick metal trees full of screaming babies with one large baby on top desperately trying to fend off the devastation...oh humanity!
Isolate 3Hz || Notch

- Tue, February 8th, 2005 -


SMPTE|10:34:00:00
If I were doing Foley work for "construction," I would record whatever the hell is going on outside my window right now.

"(squeek, squeek) (bang! BANG!) HEY! COME ON MAN! THINK! (squeek, squeek) (BAM!)"
Notch

- Mon, February 7th, 2005 -


SMPTE|23:14:00:00
Isolate 1Hz || Notch

- Sun, February 6th, 2005 -


SMPTE|17:19:00:00
What the hell is Judd Nelson doing in Transformers: The Movie?
Isolate 7Hz || Notch

- Fri, February 4th, 2005 -


SMPTE|14:49:00:00
Man, assembly is pretty damn cool.

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Oh, and this...


Think about it.
Isolate 1Hz || Notch

- Wed, February 2nd, 2005 -


SMPTE|12:30:00:00
Hey January, where the -fuck- did the clouds go?
Notch

- Tue, January 25th, 2005 -


SMPTE|12:18:00:00
I went to the asian market and bought Nong Shim Pollo Bowl Noodle.

Nong Shim

Pollo

Bowl Noodle


I can't decide between feeling united or bastardized.
Isolate 1Hz || Notch

- Mon, January 24th, 2005 -


Subject|ISO Bedding Solution
SMPTE|13:46:00:00
I've found myself without a bed. I'm looking for a double or queen size anything (the futon I'm sleeping on right now is pretty damn comfortable). What do good wood frame new futons go for anyway?

Dudes, Quentin just totally invited me to Karaoke so wtf west seattle Ho!.
Isolate 13Hz || Notch

- Wed, January 12th, 2005 -


SMPTE|10:26:00:00
My internship is giving me the opportunity to teach a class on basic networking this weekend. 9 people are paying money to watch some schmuck talk about servers and routers for four hours. MAN that's weird. I keep imagining myself being the kooky instructor guy that gets the point across but man is that guy messed up. I may have to part my hair to inspire professionalism...or something.

Downside is I lose half my weekend preparing. Upside is they're paying me standard instructor fare. I believe the kids call that a "woot!"
Isolate 3Hz || Notch

- Tue, January 11th, 2005 -


SMPTE|14:06:00:00
I've dropped everything today. I dropped my spoon, my books, my laptop (survived), my lunch, my soda, and frankly just typing on my work computer makes me a lit!FSad3r@

damn.
Isolate 2Hz || Notch

- Tue, December 28th, 2004 -


Subject|NEW YEARS PARTY SUBJECT HOLY FUCK SHIT!
SMPTE|16:19:00:00
mood| wickedphat.
music|NEW YEARS PARTY MUSIC BITCHES.
New Year's Eve at the Mansion (OMG)
Come as you are and bring the bored
We kick it raw to the break-a break-a dawn
Plenty of floor space
6pm - BYOB...or not.
DIRECTIONS
CAUSE YOU KNOW WE KICK RAW




The dancehall has walls! The dancehall has walls!!!11one!!1
Isolate 2Hz || Notch

- Tue, December 21st, 2004 -


SMPTE|16:26:00:00
New Year's '05, biznyatches
Isolate 5Hz || Notch

- Thu, December 16th, 2004 -


SMPTE|15:02:00:00
There is a LOT of juice left in power supplies after they've been unplugged - holy crap.
Isolate 5Hz || Notch

- Mon, December 13th, 2004 -


SMPTE|12:42:00:00

Oh shit, Yoda's going to Lego fuck you up!
Isolate 8Hz || Notch

SMPTE|12:21:00:00
. Math principles programming lab
. Research paper - man, did this turn into tripe
. Company management analysis
. Company management analysis presentation
. Technical writing final - today
. Math principles final - tomorrow

I keep telling my lovely delicious girlfriend that after finals I'm going to play video games and watch Star Wars.


I hope she realizes I'm not kidding.
Isolate 2Hz || Notch

- Fri, December 10th, 2004 -


SMPTE|17:09:00:00
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAablbubleublbubleublglubulubgulbublbulgulblb'aaaaaaa
aaa
w#PK#!K!!!!!!11
Isolate 2Hz || Notch

- Tue, December 7th, 2004 -


SMPTE|13:34:00:00
Wicket phat photoshop spread here.
Isolate 3Hz || Notch

SMPTE|11:08:00:00
Hey all you Northern Eastside of Western Washington (South Snohomish County, YEAH DIRECTIONS!) They're putting in a Costco in Grace so "Good-bye, commute!" and "Hello, never getting home from work ever again!"

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There's this 50 something lady (who looks a LOT like this dude) in my comp-sci classes. She had been in the "industry" back when mainframes were a hoot and was trying to get back into the..."industry." I thought, "Oh cool! Old ladies all programmin' n shit! Radicle!" 'cause you know, I'm totally into to kids (or old people for that matter) kickin' adversity's ass. After a few outbursts of the "old-days," "punch cards," and a whole lotta "..........what?" after being explained some mundane concept, my hopes of her kicking adversity in the junk quickly dwindled. To further give adversity a big hug and invite it over for crumpets and tea, she switched from the usual old-person trolly backpack to OMG PURPPLE PAISLEY LUGGAGE!


PAISLEY! Check it out!

You can't UNSEE it!


She dropped out this week saying she "didn't get it." I asked her what she didn't get and she laughed uncomfortably (as in, she laughed, and it was weird so I felt uncomfortable), and said "oh, you know, all of it. We're not on the same level."

She sent me a Christmas E-card this morning with music and flash and all sorts of weird old-people stuff and now I feel like playing Super Mario Bros II/III in loving memory of Maryhelen.

Did I mention her name is Maryhelen? Not Mary-Helen, or Mary Helen - ohh no!        Maryhelen. Thanks, old people. You ruined everything.
Isolate 4Hz || Notch

- Wed, December 1st, 2004 -


SMPTE|12:28:00:00
For some reason I totally DIDN'T suck at Counter-Strike just now. Weird.

I'm sure it won't happen again.
Isolate 5Hz || Notch

- Tue, November 30th, 2004 -


SMPTE|16:59:00:00
cthulhuLA: I'm thinking about starting an xbox modding service for extra cash next semester, although that is extra work
cthulhuLA: I might just do that this coming summer if I don't work at microsoft
Strange Spice: that's irony for ya.
Notch