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Haha, well, holy shit. Almost 10 full days after rq_version3 killed John Goodman, here is what's going on:
This is the post I made, clearing things up for my friends list. In the comments is a brief rundown of what happened.
The Defamer clears shit up later that night, after ohnotheydidnt spread the word around from a fake news site that RQ people put up.
Then, The Defamer factually reported that his show has been cancelled. Uh, sorry, John. It didn't really have anything to do with the 'Net-murder we committed, but still, it was kind of funny to imagine that people at CBS would assume he was dead and cancel the show on account of RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS.
Then ohnotheydidnt reports that the rumor made it all the way to The New York Post's Page Six. I am informed that this is a Big Deal, by aprilbegins, Knower of Things. Frankly, I think the blurb there is kind of a dick move. Yeah, he's fat, but c'mon. The man died, came back to life, and got his show cancelled in less than two weeks. No need to insinuate that he waddles.
This Defamer report of people seeing John Goodman at Sundance has been formally cracking my shit up since I read it.
If you've got any links or screen caps of anything related, from RQ, ONTD, anywhere, comment and I'll throw it up there. Or even if you heard it being discussed by non-RQ or Internet people, tell me, cos LOL, ROFL, etc. If I made any mistakes, comment and show me the light man.
Uh, in advance, yeah, I know I'm a dick for getting involved with this. But maybe the lesson we'll learn from this is that we should only start death rumors about people we hate. How 'bout Paris Hilton: Pronounced dead, official cause unknown, speculation points to exploded stomach filled with jizz?
As a special request, if any of you go on to become writers or filmmakers, and you write/shoot a zombie story, do you mind terribly making a John Goodman zombie? Ultimate in-joke.
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