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Based On Actual Events!!![LINK and MAKAR have just finished fighting their way to the bottom of the Wind Temple and are standing in front of a giant locked door.] LINK: All right! Now we trounce the boss! Hand me the Boss Key, Makar? MAKAR: Boss Key? I thought you had the Boss Key! LINK: I thought you had it! MAKAR: How could you think I was carrying it? Look at me! [gesticulates] I'm only a foot tall! Do you see me lugging any huge jewel-encrusted key? LINK: Heck, I'm carrying the Master Sword, the Mirror Shield, a grappling hook, a Hookshot™, a boomerang, a bow, a bag of bombs, a telescope, a huge sack of those silly Joy Pendants, and a pair of 50-pound Iron Boots. You shouldn't have any trouble stashing away just one key! MAKAR: Hey, you're the hero, you have an infinite-sized Bag of Holding for all your items. They only gave me enough room to hold my violin. So where is that key? LINK: [Getting out dungeon map] It looks like we missed a room on the first floor. The key must be in there. We'll have to go back... MAKAR: You know, I got a real bad paper cut from those sliding razor blocks in the last room. How about I stay here and rest and practice my magic song while you go back? [LINK stomps off and struggles back, past razor blocks and hordes of Moblins, Bokoblins, copters, hopping spiked statues, and fireball-throwing spooks.] [LINK finally arrives at the door to the unvisited room, which is blocked by a seal that only MAKAR's magic song can open.] LINK: D'ohhh!
Music: Tortoise -- "Djed"
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The Steve Jobs Show at MacWorld is over. I thought it started at 10:00, so I arrived at the cafeteria a half hour late for the simulcast and missed most of the Tiger demos (but fortunately that's the stuff I did already know about.) It was standing room only but inexplicably I found an empty seat. So, um, I think all the people who've been wishing for a $499 Mac or a $99 iPod will be happy now. :) The funny thing is, the Mac Mini is just about exactly the form factor of my homebrew badtz-maru server, actually only half the height, and white of course. If I buy one I will have to call it hana-maru. This stuff is so neat! I'm really proud to work here (on my little tiny piece.) [I just got to see a Mac Mini in person, in someone's office. It's so small! Sort of like if you sawed the old G4 Cube in thirds. Of course it has a big ol' power brick, though.]
Mood: thrilled Music: Yume Bitsu
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